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Official Termination of Blog

2011-04-14T23:10:00.000-10:00

It's official - there will be no more movie reviews posted at this site. I am literally traveling the world and will be unable to maintain the blog. Thank you for your support throughout the years.

If you'd like to switch gears - from entertainment to travel - then please visit my new site called Me, My Pack & I.

Indefinite Hiatus

2010-09-28T21:56:00.000-10:00

This is just a quick post to let readers know that Movie Addicts Club will be going on an indefinite hiatus. To be completely truthful, I don't think I will be continuing this movie project at all, but I would like to leave the door open just in case I do come back to it.

As I am sure you've noticed, postings have become a little sporadic these past months. I still love watching movies, but I've been juggling other projects that are time consuming. I don't have the same leisure I did before to watch a couple movies a week. Even pulling reviews from films I've seen in years past is getting difficult.

So I've decided to take a break from this blog to concentrate on other areas. Once that's all handled, I may start up again. More than likely though, I'll have a different project to blog about and will announce it here in case anyone wants to migrate over to my new thing.

I want to thank you all for reading and big mahalos to those of you who commented. It's been fun blabbing about movie nonsense with you. Stay tuned for more adventures in the future.

Blood: The Last Vampire

2010-09-27T21:33:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: April 2, 2009 (Japan) / July 10, 2009 (USA)

DVD Release Date: October 20, 2009

Plot 411: A secret government group pairs up with a vampire to find and destroy demons.

Review: Saya (Gianna Jun) infiltrates a U.S. military base on the pretense that she is a typical high school student. But she is far from ordinary. She is the last vampire in the world and has teamed up with a secret agency whose mission is to kill demons. Through her work, she hopes to confront and destroy the demon who killed her father. I didn't realize that this was based on anime, but the cinematography made it clear from the start. The special effects were extremely exaggerated, which I found a little off putting. I'd prefer blood to look like real blood. But because Saya was killing demons, I chucked the notion of "real" blood and figured the chunky blood was purely a demonic phenomenon. If you're into a lot of samurai-sword wielding, this movie is great. Jun does a good job at using the sword to dismember and kill literally dozens of demons. It's a sight to see. She does it with flair and skill. Most of the other characters are inconsequential, even the main human character Alice (Allison Miller). It's like they're just set decoration. Even when their actions have a major effect on Saya, it doesn't really seem like a big deal. Somehow I couldn't get emotionally invested in this film and didn't find myself rooting for Saya. In my opinion, everything just unfolded disjointedly. I was also confused about the title of the movie. For the entire film, I thought that Saya was a demon too (even though she drank blood from a bottle several times). Somehow I just didn't connect it because she never actually bites anyone or shows off her fangs. That's slightly weird for a vampire flick in my book.

Watch It: If you're knowledgeable about the anime and TV series. This may squish the apathy I felt while viewing it.

Skip It: If you're looking for a really good plot about demons and vampires. This is more action oriented.

The Town

2010-09-27T21:08:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: September 17, 2010

DVD Release Date: TBD

Plot 411: Four townies rob banks for a living until one of them falls for their hostage.

Review: Doug (Ben Affleck) and his crew, which includes Jim (Jeremy Renner), Gloansy (Slaine) and Desmond (Owen Burke), are bank robbers from Charlestown. Just as their fathers before them, these boys are part of the community's continuous wave of criminals. Due to a mess up during their latest robbery, they are forced to take a hostage - the bank manager named Claire (Rebecca Hall). They let her go unharmed, but Doug volunteers to watch her to make sure she doesn't provide info to the cops. However, Doug doesn't only watch her. He ends up dating her, which puts his crew in additional danger. Even with the constant heat from the FBI (Jon Hamm), the boys continue their crime spree and may be pushing their luck one time too many. I really admire the fact that Affleck gives back to his home state by bringing Hollywood to the east coast. I love that he doesn't shy away from the grittier sides of Boston (in this movie and in Gone Baby Gone). He chooses to represent them as they are - flaws and all - and is able to capture the atmosphere to vividly. I think The Town could just be Affleck's come-back movie. He hasn't had many great roles recently. It seems that he's got to create his own roles in order to be cast in them. Renner was also good in his role as the badder of the two friends. I don't think he achieved the same kind of greatness as he did in The Hurt Locker, but at least his character was memorable. The other two thugs were almost non-existent in this movie. Despite having essential skills to carry out the jobs (one had NASCAR skills and the other knew how to work the electrical systems), they were really just props for the relationship between Affleck and Renner's characters. Also putting in a great performance is former The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants actress Blake Lively.

Watch It: For another good realistic thriller written and directed by Affleck.

Skip It: If whacks to the head make you turn your head.

All Roads Lead Home

2010-09-24T19:47:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: September 25, 2008

DVD Release Date: January 13, 2009

Plot 411: After a tragic car accident, a family struggles to keep going.

Review: Twelve year old Belle (Vivien Cardone) and her dad Cody (Jason London) are having a rough time of it two years after Belle's mother dies in a car accident. Belle's school work is suffering and she doesn't have a lot of friends. But, her dad is working long hours in animal control and just doesn't know what to do about her. He finally decides to ship her off to his father-in-law's place. He hopes that Hock (Peter Coyote) will be able to work that bad attitude right out of her. This movie seemed to be straight off the Lifetime channel. It was full of drama and held steadfastly to certain morals. Overall, it wasn't that bad - a little melodramatic but not bad. Cardone has some really great emotive moments but also stiffly delivers her lines in others. Coyote is great in this role as a gruff old coot. Loved him. Also in this film are Patton Oswalt and Peter Boyle.

Watch It: For a movie about how tough life can be sometimes.

Skip It: Because it's a little preachy at times.

G-Force

2010-09-24T19:31:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: July 24, 2009

DVD Release Date: December 15, 2009

Plot 411: An experimental team of guinea pigs must save the world from disaster and prove they are skilled FBI agents.

Review: Ben (Zach Galifianakis) is heading an experimental program for the FBI that trains common rodents to be special agents. He has put together a team consisting of three guinea pigs and a mole. Led by Darwin (Sam Rockwell), Blaster (Tracy Morgan), Juarez (Penelope Cruz) and Speckles (Nicholas Cage) go on a mission to take down a suspected international arms dealer (Bill Nighy). Avoiding capture from FBI agents who want to stop their program, the team ends up in a pet store and gets a taste of what life as a pet is like. This movie wasn't as bad as I was anticipating. There was a lot of action that made it a lot of fun. However, the dialogue was a bit forced. They kept referencing famous movies and pulling lines out left and right. I guess that was supposed to be for the adults. Unfortunately, it wasn't really put together well enough to capitalize on that. The animation was pretty good, but I found it hard to connect with it. They just didn't seem real at all.

Watch It: For one of the few action animated flicks out there.

Skip It: Because it's not really one of those memorable movies with a lot of impact.

Valentine's Day

2010-09-23T20:11:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: February 12, 2010

DVD Release Date: May 18, 2010

Plot 411: An interwoven story about people who live in L.A. on Valentine's Day.

Review: This movie tries to pull off a heartfelt statement about love in L.A. ala Love Actually and a massive ensemble cast. However, I don't think it has quite enough heart to follow in those footsteps. The various plot lines are as moving. They don't tug quite so hard at your heartstrings. It's as if we're just following these people around for a day in the life or something just as moronic. The movie opens up with Reed (Ashton Kutcher) proposing to his girlfriend Morley (Jessica Alba). Most of his friends, including BFF Julia (Jennifer Garner) and Alphonso (George Lopez), are surprised when they find out she says yes. The multiple storyline unfolds here with kid love, teen love and even senior love. The all-star cast is great, but they don't seem able to pull off a really solid American representative of Love Actually. Also in this film are Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, Hector Elizondo, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Foxx, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Shirley MacLaine, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. Phew, by the time you say all their names the flick is over. My bet is that they signed up for this project hoping to get paid for not doing much. It probably worked.

Watch It: If you want to catch a glimpse of stars young and old.

Skip It: And watch the British version, which is better hands down. Who said Brits were cold and stuffy?

Wild West Comedy Show

2010-09-21T22:50:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: February 8, 2008

DVD Release Date: June 3, 2008

Plot 411: Vince Vaughn takes four up-and-coming comics on the road in a bus for 30 days and films their shows.

Review: This documentary follows Vince Vaughn and four hand-picked comics as they tour America and do shows. It covers some of their routines and reactions before and after the shows. It reveals a bit of their personal life as we meet their families. The comics talk about their material, inspiration and dreams. The comics are Ahmed Ahmed, John Caparulo, Bret Ernst and Sebastian Maniscalco. Also making appearances are Jon Favreau, Justin Long and Keir O'Donnell. I thought the comedy portions were interesting and sometimes funny, but the rest of the show was a waste of time. Who cares what it's like living on a bus? Who cares about the hardships of bouncing from one hotel room to the next? Just tells us jokes and make us laugh man.

Watch It: If you like stand-up comedy shows. You can go without leaving your living room.

Skip It: If you're expecting some Comedy Central stuff. This is like the extended version.

Takers

2010-09-21T22:28:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: August 27, 2010

DVD Release Date: TBD

Plot 411: A con reunites with his crew after serving four years and wants in on the game one more time.

Review: This movie tries to lure in its audience with the ensemble cast of beefcakes. From Paul Walker (John) to Idris Elba (Gordon), Hayden Christensen (A.J.) to Chris Brown (Jesse), there's gotta be a bad boy for you. Even the cops are notable heartthrobs - Matt Dillon (Jack) and Jay Hernandez (Eddie). However, even this isn't enough star power to rock this movie. Oh, it was okay for a shoot 'em up flick, but it didn't have the same charisma as Ocean's Eleven. There was just no style or clever humor in this one. I don't think anyone, even Elba, could command a stage like George Clooney. The movie opens when Ghost (T.I.) is released from prison after serving his time for a robbery. He immediately contacts his boys and offers up an armored car job he's been planning since prison. The crew is hesitant, but the money is good (isn't it always?). They decide to risk it because that's what they do their entire lives. There's some great hand-to-hand action by Christensen (during which time I realized how thin he is). Chris Brown also does a good parkour act as he evades capture. But, some of the acting is really bad. The lines are pretty stilted. I mean, you can't necessarily blame T.I. for this because he's a newbie and all, but what excuse can the others give?

Watch It: For some ramped up action toward the end.

Skip It: Because despite the big names there are other movies of this ilk that are more exceptional.

The Runaways

2010-09-19T21:16:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: March 18, 2010

DVD Release Date: July 20, 2010

Plot 411: The first all-girl rock band explodes onto the scene but fame tears them apart.

Review: This is a biopic about the first girls to rock onto the scene in the 1970s. The movie focuses on guitarist Joan Jett (Kristen Stewart) and lead singer Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning) as they form a band called The Runaways with three other teens from the Valley. They are managed by eccentric Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon), who uses extreme measures to get the girls ready to perform. The young girls leave their families to tour the country and soon become absorbed in the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Their success becomes their demise. Before watching this flick, I wasn't familiar with this group. I'd heard of Joan Jett and Lita Ford (lead guitarist in the group), but I'd never really heard their music from the '70s. The power of their music is pretty awesome, especially during a time when rock and roll was a male-only genre. If you're a fan, I'm sure this movie will solidify that for you. Excluding the music, I love the message of individuality and female empowerment that the movie emphasizes. It's really about a group of girls growing up amidst the mayhem of rock stardom. They have everything at their fingertips - legal and illegal - and stand on top of the world. The contrast between this and their life at home is very drastic, especially for Currie. Stewart and Fanning put on great performances, and I think they were able to capture the spirit of their characters well. I never really liked Stewart's acting (especially in the Twilight films), but she's converted me with this performance. She truly embodies Joan Jett.

Watch It: For a very aggressive girl-power message.

Skip It: Because this movie is pretty raw and in your face. The movie opens with blood dripping down Fanning's leg.

Dance Flick

2010-09-19T17:20:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: May 22, 2009

DVD Release Date: September 9, 2009

Plot 411: As the title suggests, it's a movie about dancing that spoofs a bunch of teen rom com and dance movies from the past 10+ years.

Review: Thomas (Damon Wayans Jr.) and his crew enter a dance battle only to lose both their pride and money. Sugar Bear (David Alan Grier), a big syndicate-type fellow in the same vein as Jabba the Hut, sends guys after them to collect his money. At school, Thomas meets Megan (Shoshana Bush), whose mom recently died in a car accident and who has come to the ghetto to live with her father. Megan is out of her element but quickly makes friends with Charity (Essence Atkins), Thomas' sister. Despite being a product of the Wayans brothers (and their brood), this movie does not live up to its potential. The gags are all pretty lame, even though there's a diverse selection of movie parodies. Even the dance numbers aren't on par with the original dance flicks out there. The main plot follows Save The Last Dance pretty closely, but it doesn't even do that movie justice. Many of the characters are just plain annoying and not funny at all. Also in this film are Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Kim Wayans and Amy Sedaris.

Watch It: At your own risk. You've already been warned how bad it is.

Skip It: And watch the originals. Those movies are superb works of art compared to this one.

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

2010-09-17T17:57:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009

DVD Release Date: December 15, 2009

Plot 411: A high-volume car sales team is hired by a failing dealership to

Review: Jeremy Piven plays Don, the leader of a slick team of car salesman (and one woman) who are hired by low-volume dealerships to turn things around. They pull into the lot of Ben Selleck (James Brolin) to throw down a huge Fourth of July sale and school Selleck's guys on how to sell cars. They use all the gimmicks they can to bring in the crowds. Their sales goal is 211 cars. Otherwise, Selleck's future son-in-law Paxton (Ed Helms) and his father (Alan Thicke) are going to purchase the lot and turn it into a practice studio for Paxton's boy band. Don's band of bandits include Jibby (Ving Rhames), Brent (David Koechner) and Babs (Kathryn Hahn). I think most people will find this movie just a step above retarded, but somehow I actually enjoyed it. It may be because I worked part time at the front desk of a car dealership and can actually see some of the guys in these characters. Oh sure, they're not as suave as Don, but there are many similar traits. Piven does a tremendous job in this role. He's able to pull off being both arrogant and sympathetic at the same time. Nice. Also in this film are Jordana Spiro, Rob Riggle and Ken Jeong. I definitely think Jeong was under used in this one. What a waste.

Watch It: If you've got the faintest connection to car dealerships. You'll bust a gut.

Skip It: If you've ever had a bad experience at a car dealership. You'll probably just feel worse afterwards.

Imagine That

2010-09-16T22:14:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: June 12, 2009

DVD Release Date: October 6, 2009

Plot 411: An finance exec uses his daughter's imaginary friends to pick stocks for clients.

Review: Eddie Murphy plays Evan, a bigwig workaholic who faces some competition from Johnny (Thomas Hayden Church), a new guy in his company. Johnny is using his native American roots to pitch financial decisions to clients. He swoops in and begins taking Evan's clients. During this time, Evan is babysitting his daughter Olivia (Yara Shahidi) for the week. She is having trouble adjusting to the divorce of her parents. Her mom is played by Nicole Ari Parker. To cope, she is unusually attached to her blanket, which she uses to escape into make-believe lands. However, when her fairy princesses begin giving extraordinary stock tips, Evan does all that he can to get their advice. Even though this is supposed to be a kid's movie, I think adults would be the best served by watching it. The movie has several funny scenes (I mean, it's Eddie Murphy for goodness sake), but I didn't feel like there was a ton of things to offer kids. The movie focuses on the lack of involvement Evan has in his daughter's life and how he is consumed with success and status at work. We could all heed this movie's advice and probably be better off as a result.

Watch It: But don't expect another The Nutty Professor performance.

Skip It: And set your kid up with How To Train Your Dragon instead.

Sunset Blvd

2010-09-15T21:31:00.001-10:00

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: August 10, 1950

DVD Release Date: November 26, 2002

Plot 411: An aging and delusional silent screen star coerces a poor screenwriter to review her script so she can once again be reunited with director Cecil B. DeMille.

Review: Man, they do not make movies like this anymore. I guarantee it. This is inspiring me to look into more of Billy Wilder's work. The film is so thoroughly engaging that it is difficult to turn away. Even though it is 60 years old, the movie still seems to be a good depiction of today's Hollywood. Joe (William Holden) is a down-and-out screenwriter who cannot seem to sell a thing. He's three months back on his rent and the collectors are coming around to get his car. By chance, he turns into the driveway of a former silent screen star named Norma (Gloria Swanson). With her butler Max (Erich von Stroheim), Norma lives secluded from the real world in her own private sanctuary. Here she lives in her past glory waiting for her return to the screen. This film is definitely a masterpiece. It's social commentary on Hollywood and people in general is right on target. It shows us the true Hollywood - a system that craves youth and beauty and shines a spotlight on someone only to suddenly leave them in the darkness. It shows us the lengths to which people will sell themselves to find a bit of fame. There's a sort of sad realization that anyone can be bought and sold for a penny. While watching the "Making of" video, I learned that there were many parallels between the script and the actors' actual lives. Interesting how life imitates art and vice versa.

Watch It: For a movie that is insightful, uncomfortable, darkly humorous and melancholy all at once.

Skip It: And really miss one of the best movies ever. Now I need to watch All About Eve, the movie that won the Oscar that year. How could anything be better than this?

Mystic Pizza

2010-09-14T21:22:00.001-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: October 21, 1988

DVD Release Date: January 9, 2001

Plot 411: Three friends struggle with love and life in small town Connecticut.

Review: This movie is like the female version of Diner, and it stars Julia Roberts as Daisy, Annabeth Gish as Kat and Lili Taylor as JoJo. The three girls are best friends (with Daisy and Kat being sisters) who work at a pizza joint in a small fishing town in Connecticut. They are all struggling with different identity crisises. Daisy feels threatened by her sister's impending departure to Yale and wonders about her future. Her way of dealing with this is to live up to her rep of wild nights. However, when she meets rich guy Charlie (Adam Storke) she dares to hope for a better future. Studious Kat envies her sister's carefree attitude and longs to fall in love. When she takes on a new babysitting job, she is drawn to her boss Tim (William R. Moses) despite his age and the fact that he's married. JoJo's problem is not the lack of a lover nor any doubt about her future. These are, in fact, her problems. After fainting at the alter, she isn't sure she's ready to marry her fiance Bill (Vincent D'Onofrio) and feels suffocated by her impending future. This is a great coming-of-age flick with which most girls will be able to relate. Small-town girls with big-city dreams is always a good theme. I really liked Gish's subtlety contrasted with Roberts' brash nature. And boy, did Roberts' have some big assets in this movie that I didn't notice her having before. She was J-Lo before there even was a J-Lo. Taylor was perfectly neurotic in her role, which made it all the funnier. We even get a peak at a very young Matt Damon in this movie.

Watch It: For a great '80s teen flick of doubt, soul searching and hormones.

Skip It: And go straight to Diner.

The Lion King

2010-09-13T20:10:00.000-10:00

Rating: G

Movie Release Date: June 15, 1994

DVD Release Date: October 7, 2003

Plot 411: As a young lion, Simba is ousted from his homeland and returns as an adult to claim what is rightfully his.

Review: I can't believe this movie is over 15 years old. However, I still enjoy it now as I did then. There are great life lessons in this movie that children should learn from and the soundtrack is great. As a young lion, Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Matthew Broderick) is tricked into believing he caused the death of his father Mufasa (James Earl Jones). He is chased out of Pride Rock by a pack of hyenas, who are under orders to kill him. Unknown to Simba or the rest of the pride, Scar (Jeremy Irons), Simba's uncle, has plotted against them in order to take control of the pride. As a grown lion, Simba meets his old friend Nala, who with the help of Mufasa's advisor Rafiki (Robert Guillaume), convinces Simba to return and take his rightful place. This movie is pretty powerful for a kid's show. There are many great themes, like honor, loyalty, greed, betrayal and friendship, that are front-and-center in this show. Despite being complex emotions, these concepts are presented in youth-friendly ways that teach while being able to entertain. The characters are memorable, especially Timon (Nathan Lane) and Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella), two of Simba's friends. Even though animation techniques have obviously progressed since the making of this movie, I still believe this film holds up. Compared with some of today's computer-generated animation, I prefer the simplicity of this old Disney style.

Watch It: For great family entertainment.

Skip It: Because like most Disney shows there's a lot of singing and dancing going on.

Shakespeare In Love

2010-09-13T19:47:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: December 11, 1998

DVD Release Date: December 7, 1999

Plot 411: Will Shakespeare has writer's block until he meets his love Viola, who inspires the play that would become Romeo and Juliet.

Review: After discovering his lover cheated on him, Will Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) is unable to write his next play. But, because the playhouse in which his plays are performed is in serious debt, he must sojourn on. He casts a young man named Thomas Kent, who is really a woman named Viola (Gweneth Paltrow), as the lead actor. However, he soon learns that she is a woman and they embark on a torrid love affair. This jump starts his writing juices and he finishes off the play. The play mirrors much of their doomed relationship though as Viola is already promised to someone else (played by Colin Firth). I love that this movie is filled with wit and laughter. They are able to incorporate many of Shakespeare's later plays through references or exact dialogue. It's a creative storytelling style, especially for drama nuts. But, even if you're not familiar with the bard's work, you'll still find this to be a highly entertaining and well-acted rom com. There's support from many superb actors, such as Geoffrey Rush, Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Rupert Everett and even Ben Affleck (if you consider him superb).

Watch It: For a great interpretation of history, even if it's not completely accurate.

Skip It: Or hold off until you've read a bit of Shakespeare so you can get the jokes better.

Black Snake Moan

2010-09-13T19:13:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: March 2, 2007

DVD Release Date: June 26, 2007

Plot 411: When a deeply religious man finds a young woman beaten and unconscious in the road, he takes her into his home to heal her body and soul.

Review: Samuel L. Jackson is Lazarus, an isolated but God-fearing man who finds a woman near his home who was left for dead. He takes Rae (Christina Ricci) into his home to help her heal and learns she is addicted to sex and drugs. Rae's boyfriend Ronnie (Justin Timberlake) has recently been deployed overseas, and she uses sex and drugs to distract her from her loss. Lazarus becomes determined to right this girl and chains her up at his house until she can detox from the drugs and get her head on straight. The movie is an interesting look at the importance of religion and the prominence of race relations, especially in the south where the movie is set. It seems absurd for an older black man to chain a young white woman up (even if his reasons are to ensure her own safety) and is a definite flip in roles. However, the influence he has on Rae is immeasurable to her well being. Ricci gives us an excellent performance in this role as sex-riddled Rae. The movie is raw and gritty and shows us a part of human nature that is not often depicted in glittering Hollywood movies. It allows us to accept our imperfections as long as we are able to acknowledge them in each other.

Watch It: For some really strong performances out of the actors.

Skip It: As it is edgy and may not be suitable for younger audiences.

The Last Exorcism

2010-09-12T22:36:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: August 27, 2010

DVD Release Date: TBD

Plot 411: A reverend and a film crew make a documentary about how exorcisms are fake until they are confronted with a real demon child.

Review: This movie is a faux documentary similar to The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity. It focuses on a charismatic preacher named Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian), who is being interviewed by a film crew about his preaching. When the topic of exorcisms arises, he says that while he does perform this for people, he doesn't believe that demons take over people's bodies. He believes it is a psychological affliction and that these people only believe that the devil has their soul. Once he performs the exorcism (complete with rigged picture frames and bed shaking), the person believes the demon is gone and so it is. To prove his point, he takes the film crew with him on one last exorcism. When he arrives at the Sweetzer farm, he realizes that the possessed person is a young girl named Nell (Ashley Bell). After some initial resistance from her brother Caleb (Caleb Landry Jones) but whole-hearted belief by her father Louis (Louis Herthum), Cotton performs the fake exorcism. Later that night, however, he and the crew find Nell in their hotel room on the brink of a psychological break. I didn't know much about this movie before watching it so I didn't really have any expectations. It's similar to many movies of this genre, and when combined with the shaky cam action of documentary-style shooting, the movie definitely has its own automatic tension. Most of the allure is the camera angles and unfocused style of filming. This creates all the mystery and adds to the supernaturalness of the movie. There isn't a lot of blood, although there's a pretty violent scene with a cat. Animal lovers will hate it, but it doesn't actually show anything. Sound effects take the imagination on a ride and you only see the before and after shots, which makes the graphic nature of the scene all in your mind. There really isn't anything unique about this movie. I always have to wonder why the devil only seems to possess girls. And why do all southern people have to be religious zealots? I mean really, it's such a stereotype.

Watch It: Because even if the ending was retarded, you're right there with it till the end just trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

Skip It: Because, well, the ending was retarded.

Man-Thing

2010-09-12T22:12:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: April 21, 2005 (Singapore)

DVD Release Date: January 17, 2006

Plot 411: A new sheriff in Louisiana is welcomed into town by several dead bodies and must find out who or what killed them.

Review: Kyle (Matthew Le Nevez), a city slicker from up north, comes to a sleepy little town in Louisiana to take a position as the town's new sheriff. One of his first calls is to an oil-drilling plant run where locals are protesting the drilling and harm that it causes the environment. The surrounding area is sacred to the local Native American tribes. Several unexplained deaths are happening in the area, and Kyle must find out if it is by renegade Rene LaRoque (Steve Bastoni) as some people imply. The bodies show up with unexplained vegetation growing from within them. Deputy Fraser (Alex O'Loughlin) hints that it may be due to some religious mumbo jumbo that is practiced by many people in the area. This is definitely one of those straight-to-dvd-type movies. Everything is pretty much bad unless you go into it with exceptionally low standards. What makes it worse is that the movie doesn't even know it's bad. It takes itself completely seriously the entire time, trying to weave a sci-fi horror flick out of nothing. The dialogue is especially bad, and the relationships between characters aren't really believable. I mean, after two brief exchanges, a love affair starts. Please. I don't know who the film makers think they're fooling with that. Not every show needs to have a romance evolve during a crisis.

Watch It: Because every once in a while you need to see a grade B monster flick and laugh at it.

Skip It: Because it really is pretty horrible.

A Single Man

2010-09-11T01:04:00.000-10:00

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: December 11, 2009

DVD Release Date: July 6, 2010

Plot 411: The last day of a man's life as he prepares to kill himself.

Review: The movie is about a lot more than what the plot summary above implies. George (Colin Firth), a college professor who is simply drowning in his past, decides that today is the day that he'll kill himself. His sorrow focuses around the loss of his lover Jim (Matthew Goode), who died in a car wreck. As we follow George through his last day, we see him relive memories and also live life for the first time in a long time. Because this is his last day, he notices little things and appreciates everything around him. This is reflected in the lovely change in the color palette. In his depression, everything is washed out and gray looking. During those moments when he's truly living (something we should strive to do ourselves every day), the vibrancy and richness of life takes over and floods his perception of the world. It's really amazing. People who help him breathe again are his dear friend Charley (Julianne Moore) and a young student named Kenny (Nicholas Hoult). They help him realize that it's the little moments we should all cherish. Totally unrelated to the film, but what I was kind of shocked by, is that for a man of 50 years old Firth is definitely in shape. There are these amazing underwater sequences (no, not like a mermaid show or anything) that open the movie and I didn't realize it was Firth till a second water scene. Maybe Firth should take more lead-man roles and show off his hot stuff more. LOL

Watch It: For an excellent performance by Firth.

Skip It: If you're not generally into these slowish, more indie-type flicks that are made to make you contemplate life. This one is an excellent example of one of those films.

Bright Star

2010-09-07T22:02:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: September 18, 2009

DVD Release Date: January 26, 2010

Plot 411: The trying love affair between poet John Keats and his muse Fanny Braune from start to end.

Review: I really enjoyed this movie because it was able to capture a deep love affair in a very unique way. It managed to use a lot of dialogue (and poetic language) to convey powerful emotions. Granted, back then people just seemed to speak more lyrically and poetically (we're all but savages now). I haven't really studied John Keats at all but, despite that, I still knew when his poems were being used because of how the words were delivered. That's definitely attributed to the actors. It could be just me, but I really felt consumed by the love between John (Ben Whishaw) and Fanny (Abbie Cornish). Even though I knew the ending, I still found myself hoping this would work out for them. I mean, how could a perfect love - one that surpasses barriers like class status, financial situations and peer pressure - not last for eternity? Everything - from the wooing to the proclamations of love - was done within the strict social order of the day and a glance or a secret smile told a lot. Even a brush of fingers against one another became something so much more. Nowadays, this type of romance just doesn't happen. It makes me sad for today's lovers.

Watch It: For an almost perfect love affair and to perhaps understand Keats' poetry better.

Skip It: Because unfortunately it's like Romeo and Juliet - a love of a lifetime that just doesn't survive.

Armored

2010-09-06T20:28:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: December 4, 2009

DVD Release Date: May 4, 2010

Plot 411: A group of armored car drivers plot to steal $42 million dollars.

Review: With his parents dead, the responsibility to raise his younger brother falls on Ty's (Columbus Short) shoulders. After an honorable discharge from the military, he takes a job as an armored car driver with his godfather Mike (Matt Dillon). After passing Ty passes his probation, Mike lets him in on a plan that he and his team have been plotting to steal one of their loads. At first Ty refuses to be involved, but with the bank ready to take their house and child welfare knocking on his door, he feels he has no choice but to snag some of that money. Surprisingly, this was better than I thought it'd be (though far from a good heist film). The quality of actors used in this movie was surprising. Besides Dillon, there was Jean Reno and Laurence Fishburne and a small part by Fred Ward. Younger actors included Amaury Nolasco, Milo Ventimiglia and Skeet Ulrich. Unfortunately, they weren't really able to sell me on the plot. There were a lot of sequences that weren't believable, actions that just didn't fit. Also, they introduce Ventimiglia's character only to use him as a human prop. They completely wasted him. The movie didn't go too much into detail regarding the motive behind this heist. I guess as the audience we're just supposed to think that the money is enough. Only Ty had a real reason for needing the money. I guess the others can be summed up with plain old greed.

Watch It: If you're okay with a mediocre turn out by some top-notched actors.

Skip It: And go with one of the Ocean's flicks. Much more entertaining.

Tattoo, A Love Story

2010-09-06T11:59:00.002-10:00

Tattoo, A Love Story Trailer

Sorry, guys. I can't find a trailer to embed into the review. I've only got a link (above) to the IMDB trailer.

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: April 11, 2002

DVD Release Date: September 28, 2004

Plot 411: By-the-books Sara takes a walk on the wild side when she meets Virgil, a tattoo artists brought in by one of her students for show-and-tell.

Review: Sara (Megan Edwards) is a control freak and overachiever vying for Idaho's teacher of the year award. She lives an orderly, perfect life with her long-time boyfriend (Benjamin Burdick). When one of her students brings a tattoo artist (Virgil Mignanelli) to class, she quickly gets on her high horse and judges him as a bad influence on the kids. But curiosity killed the cat, as they say, and she soon finds herself very curious about Virgil. She's never met anyone like him before and soon she's able to let her hair loose (metaphorically and physically speaking). This movie had a fairly common plot, but I liked the honesty of the actors. They portrayed real life as opposed to some fictionalized, dramatized life on screen. For the most part, the characters were likable and the love story is sweet. Was there a lot of action in this movie? No. Was there tremendous heartache and heartbreak? Somewhat, but it was more realistic than the overly dramatic mainstream rom coms. Would I recommend this one? Probably not.

Watch It: If you're a fan of indie flicks and like giving small filmmakers a chance.

Skip It: If you're not.

Carolina

2010-09-04T23:17:00.000-10:00

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: June 5, 2003 (Russia) / Not Released in the U.S.

DVD Release Date: February 1, 2003

Plot 411: A young woman tries to start a normal life for herself after being raised in an eccentric family.

Review: Apparently this straight-to-DVD movie didn't have enough gumption to make it to the theaters. It stars Julia Stiles as Carolina, the eldest of three sisters who were left by their alcoholic father (Randy Quaid) to be raised by their grandmother (Shirley MacLaine). Grandma Millie lives by her own rules and doesn't let anyone tell her differently. Because of this, Carolina tries to establish as conventional a life as possible. She's unable to sustain a relationship with a guy longer than three dates because she's got all these rules and standards. She's completely predictable. The only guy (and relationship) she can hang on to is the one with her neighbor and best friend (Alessandro Nivola). The movie is a great example the strength of the family unit, even if that unit is disjointed and definitely not nuclear. It's about the love between a grandmother and her granddaughters. It's about accepting yourself and your family for who you are, not trying to pretend you're something you're not and being able to give the world the bird if they don't like it. MacClaine is so great as this quirky grandma character. She's lovable and aggravating at the same time. Also in this movie are Azura Skye, Mika Boorem, Alan Thicke and Jennifer Coolidge.

Watch It: Because it's really not as bad as a direct-to-DVD movie sounds.

Skip It: Because, well, like most rom coms it's completely predictable through and through.