As Dennis Kucinich (henceforth to be referred to as “Dennis: the Used Douche” or “DUD”) scrambled after President Obama as they deplaned Air Force One, you could almost see the dog poo scooper in DUD’s right hand. Obama has been successful in rope-a-doping one more starstruck fan. Perhaps next time Obama addresses the House, Dennis: the Used Douche will hold his hands to his face, scream shrilly and pass out. The Beatles ain’t got nothin’ on Obama.

Despite Dennis: the Used Douche’s political experience (13 years in Congress and 20 more in the Ohio political system), he’s such an intellectual powermouse (spelling is correct) that he has inevitably screwed over his constituents. He lobbies for the awareness of UFOs and the requirement for complete government-run healthcare.

Obama bribed DUD to go against his own moral fiber and vote for a bill that was not to DUD’s liking. What was promised? Another plane ride? Maybe a Presidential Mont Blanc? Or maybe Obama promised DUD that he could present his Public Option bill every year he remained in office? Maybe Obama promised him the opportunity to present his UFO bill. Maybe Kucinich Baggins has been promised something more directly rewarding (read: campaign funding) from Obama the Grey.

No matter the bribe’s form, it was in the interest of Dennis: the Used Douche and not his constituents. Then again, any constituency who would vote for this vinegar, water, and detritus cocktail likely deserves what they get. I didn’t vote for him, so why do I have to suffer his follies?

Speaker of the House Pelosi may be the best Speaker in years. In a House filled with the representatives of our Nation’s most avaricious, victimized, and starry-eyed, Ol’ Nancy is their Voice. She is the vox populi of an ascendant group of ne’er-do-wells whose voice hasn’t been silent in 45 years. She has risen to the top of that mountain (nee molehill) for the simple fact that her voice is shriller than the rest. They say ducks are the only animals in the world whose voices do not echo. They voices can’t get lost in a cacophony of reverberated sound. Ol’ Nancy has been effectively quacking for decades.

She uses her deft awareness of the Commune of the Victimized (however slight or perceived) to cater to yet more who might see that they’ve been victimized if they’d just look a little more closely. In her latest quack, Ol’ Nancy says, “Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.” Let’s deconstruct:

“Let’s think of an economy…” means “Let’s light the ceremonial peace pipe and dream about a place where economics are governed more by what we want vice what is real.”

“…where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer…” means “…where people are free to expand their wings and fly off in whatever non- or marginally productive direction they want…”

“…without worrying about keeping their day job…” means “…so that others will foot the bill…”

“…in order to have health insurance…” means “so that the truly creative can live a risky life and not take any personal responsibility for my actions. Care for me. Love me. Cater to me. I’m progressive!”

Thomas Sowell pointed out in his weighty yet concise Basic Economics that economics is the study of limited resources with multiple purposes. Those resources either without limit (too numerous to keep actively employed) or without use become extinct through the natural evolution of the marketplace. Ol’ Nancy seeks to contradict natural market forces in her quest to give everyone the opportunity to be free of the natural constraints and responsibilities of living in a society or community. For these progressives who quack about societies (socialists) and communities (communists), they seem to forget that someone’s got to grow the food and fix the equipment.

A part of me wishes the world would go kaboom (although not in a nuclear way) so that the harsh realities of survival would eliminate the growing ranks of flying monkeys who, like the millions of victimized that vote for the likes of Pelosi, are a cacophonous flock of pillagers who would have gone about their daily task of pillaging (albeit less effectively) if they were not led by a Wicked Witch.

America needs to wake up to the destructive methods of the flying monkeys, the seductive poppy haze of the PC-restrained Islamic movement, and the Wicked Witch orchestrating or enabling the efforts of all the distractors along the yellow-brick road.

Nobody says it like Zo. He has a way with words that all can understand.

Hello Military Pundits readers! I just wanted to pop in to let everyone know that I will resume contributing when I return from somewhere in the Middle East. While I know that it is commonplace for deployed soldiers to blog, I am unfortunately under direct orders to not blog while deployed due to the nature of my unit’s mission. On a comforting note, the order is a blanket one issued neither due to anything that I’ve written in the past nor issued by anyone in my military chain of command or the DoD. So until I get back (whenever the hell that may be) rest assured I’ll be reading here along with the rest of you.

I have also used the quote of “You can delegate responsibility, but not accountability” I am thinking I need to send Charlie Rangel the definitions of each and what that quote means. How does the guy keep a straight face when talking to the press and actually say that he should not be held accountable for unethical and illegally funded trips to the Caribbean because it was his staff’s fault for not telling him or whatever reason he gave. I am dumbfounded that he could try to use that defense and expect the American people to believe it. Whatever happen to the “Buck Stops HERE” or “Ignorance is not an excuse” when breaking the law.
Someone needs to bust this piece of crap and throw his fat butt out of office yesterday. He is the poster child of what is wrong with Congress and why we are in the situation we are in here in the greatest country in the world. He is why so many Americans are pissed at Congress. It is because of people just like him that homestead in Congress so long they think they are above the law.

Constituents of Rep. Charlie Rangel, do this country a huge favor and vote him out (if he is not expelled from Congress beforehand). I don’t care what party person you put in there, just not him, not anymore.

I was planning to write up a huge posting about how the Gaf-master Biden took credit on behalf of the Administration for the success in the Iraq war and then how Robert “I am better than all of you” Gibbs tried to defend this statement. Well in the interest of time and because my friend Jimbo said everything I would have typed, but much more eloquently than I could have, here is Jimbo telling it like it is.

H/T to www.blackfive.net for this video.

This video goes perfectly with the posting I put up yesterday. Not only is it very funny, but completely accurate.

Hey there Al gore, lets talk about you Chicken Little Rants of Global Warming.
 

How is that working out for the people in DC?

Or the people in Philly?

Or New York City?
 

Hmm, it looks like all your lies and claims about hot temperatures are nothing more than your own HOT AIR!!

Good Job Loser!

Not only is the video an example of a President that has no experience and no military background, it is also an example of a President who reads his tele-prompter VERBATIM and does not know the context of which he is speaking.

This is truly sad that the President of our United States, he Commander-in-Chief cannot properly annunciate corpsman properly. A corpsman that he was referring to is a Navy corpsman, who are the medics for Navy and Marine units. A picture is below.

Below is what would be referred to as a corpse and since it is a man, it would be a corpse-man.

Now I hope that shows the difference. Next time Mr. President, why don’t you read the damn speech ahead of time, know the topic you are talking about and maybe do a little thinking before you speaking. Don’t be a Ron Burgundy and speak whatever you read.

H/T to Uncle Jimbo over at Blackfive for turning me onto this video. This is a professionally done video of a great song.

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