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      <title>Michael has a new appreciation for women's soccer after catching the highlights on the evening news last night.</title>
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      <description>has a new appreciation for women's soccer after catching the highlights on the evening news last night.</description>
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      <title>Michael doesn't understand all the fuss about Sesame Street's 40th anniversary. As far as he's concerned, the show hasn't been relevant since 1983.</title>
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      <description>doesn't understand all the fuss about Sesame Street's 40th anniversary. As far as he's concerned, the show hasn't been relevant since 1983.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:23:34 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is back from China and respects Jeff Haasch's honesty with the United States Customs agents about having been around livestock while out of the country.</title>
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      <description>is back from China and respects Jeff Haasch's honesty with the United States Customs agents about having been around livestock while out of the country.</description>
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      <title>Michael didn't conceal the fact that we have Wi-fi access at the airport in Korea from his fellow passengers and may soon have to relinquish control of his computer.</title>
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      <description>didn't conceal the fact that we have Wi-fi access at the airport in Korea from his fellow passengers and may soon have to relinquish control of his computer.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:18:51 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is leaving for China in about 24 hours and is making sure he stays swine flu free by spiking his coffee with Tamiflu.</title>
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      <description>is leaving for China in about 24 hours and is making sure he stays swine flu free by spiking his coffee with Tamiflu.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:04:18 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael thinks the search engine bing should have incorporated the dipthong oo into its name like other successful engines. Should've went with Boongle or Boonghoo.</title>
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      <description>thinks the search engine bing should have incorporated the dipthong oo into its name like other successful engines. Should've went with Boongle or Boonghoo.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:21:03 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is writing his first children's book, 'The Boy Who Cried My Six Year Old Son Crawled Into a Weather Balloon', an updated version of the classic story about the consequences of telling fibs.</title>
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      <description>is writing his first children's book, 'The Boy Who Cried My Six Year Old Son Crawled Into a Weather Balloon', an updated version of the classic story about the consequences of telling fibs.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:41:21 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael ended his experiment in veganism early with a pork sandwich.</title>
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      <description>ended his experiment in veganism early with a pork sandwich.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:37:30 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is either descending from 10,000 feet in a homemade balloon fashioned from weather balloons or hiding in his parent's attic.</title>
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      <description>is either descending from 10,000 feet in a homemade balloon fashioned from weather balloons or hiding in his parent's attic.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:13:31 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is going to embark on a weeklong experiment with "veganism", tomorrow...after breakfast.</title>
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      <description>is going to embark on a weeklong experiment with "veganism", tomorrow...after breakfast.</description>
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      <title>Michael just noticed the progress bar on a software patch installation hasn't budged from 62% for the last 30 minutes.</title>
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      <description>just noticed the progress bar on a software patch installation hasn't budged from 62% for the last 30 minutes.</description>
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      <title>Michael turned off the T.V. and went straight to bed as soon as he heard, 'We'll be right back with Gary Shandling.'</title>
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      <description>turned off the T.V. and went straight to bed as soon as he heard, 'We'll be right back with Gary Shandling.'.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:47:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is putting the finishing touches on his Halloween costume. He's going as John Stossel.</title>
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      <description>is putting the finishing touches on his Halloween costume. He's going as John Stossel.</description>
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      <title>Michael is giving John Stossel a break.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:06:43 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael made soup for dinner. Tofu, onions, mushrooms, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, fish sauce, lime juice, and msg. Natasha wasn't impressed.</title>
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      <description>made soup for dinner. Tofu, onions, mushrooms, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, fish sauce, lime juice, and msg. Natasha wasn't impressed.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:19:29 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael is trying to put an end to Natasha's endless editorial changes to a photo book we're trying to make.</title>
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      <description>is trying to put an end to Natasha's endless editorial changes to a photo book we're trying to make.</description>
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      <title>Michael learned that one must calibrate a GPS compass before using it. Natasha was convinced I was using it wrong. I was convinced we parked in the lake.</title>
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      <description>learned that one must calibrate a GPS compass before using it. Natasha was convinced I was using it wrong. I was convinced we parked in the lake.</description>
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      <title>Michael failed the StarBucks challenge. That barista was full of it.</title>
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      <description>failed the StarBucks challenge. That barista was full of it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:22:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>has a garage full of 'Chicago 2016' T-shirts to get rid of.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:47:05 -0500</pubDate>
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