mean ol' meany

Struggles?

2009-11-07T23:58:00.002-06:00

*Click it to see it big.*

Seriously, Flarda struggled with Vandy? There is not one single, solitary statistic that Vandy led in other than third down conversions. Vandy scored ONE field goal in the third quarter. Florida was NEVAH in trouble in this game at all.

If you really want to know who struggled today, it was uSCCC. Check the stats.

Maybe NUMBER EIGHT Oregon struggled.

Or maybe, NUMBER ELEVEN Penn State.

Seriously, who works for The Four Letter that is not a stark raving lunatic? It is like the Barrystream Media is trying to keep Barry in the top ten. Really.

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College Gameday - Week X (Week Ten)

2009-11-07T09:47:00.003-06:00

In keeping with the "Gotta Stay Away from any Footbaw that Matters" ploy of The Four Letter's idiot program, College Gameday, the dumbest footbaw guys in the country are holed up in Colorado Springs today for the um, uh, I guess the Army v. Air Force game. Is there another college in CS?

I am utterly certain that attending the game between a NUMBER 3 v. a NUMBER 9 just has no bowl implications at fucking all. Not to downplay the military game at all, but seriously, the Tennessee Body Shop and Hair Cutting College v. UGA game would seem to be more interesting.

Aw, what the Hell do I know? Let's watch some footbaw!!!

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OH YEAH! CROOM!!! (Sorry, We Suck has a BYE this weekend, nevermind.)

Simply the Smartest Folks in the World

2009-11-06T16:16:00.002-06:00

In keeping with our daily meme that Democrats are so utterly, insanely stupid, I link to two of the opinion posts from the idiots at the Clarion Ledger. Please keep in mind that the C-L is owned by Gannett News, the publisher of the inane USA Today tripe and is run by Ronnie Agnew, an absolute moron. To add insult to injury, the Op-Ed page is cobbled together by David Hampton, the writer of one of the opinions today.

First, the David Hampton piece. He advocates doing away with the death penalty because it is too damn costly. I addressed that asinine argument W-A-Y back when. If only I could find that post, I would link it here, but outta sight, outta mind. If I happen upon that post in the next few minutes, I'll link it. If not, know that it was the smartest thing ever written in the history of mankind. Because it was.

Then the C-L follows up David's moronic article with this one. Since we need to cut SPENDING in our great state because of idiotic Democrat policies, why don't we cut prison spending?

Really?

Lemme chime in on these two idiotic opinions from the Democrats at the Clarion Ledger. Government is tasked with ONE PRIMARY JOB, to protect the law-abiding citizenry. When the powers that be find the need to diminish the money spent on government's PRIMARY TASK, they are endangering the populace.

Wonder what could POSSIBLY happen to crime rates when these two idiotic ideas are incorporated into legislation? If a criminal KNOWS that they will not face the death penalty for murder, does that make them MORE or LESS likely to KILL? If a criminal KNOWS that they shall not be forced to serve minimally 85% of their sentence, do you think that will make them MORE or LESS likely to perpetrate crimes?

Seriously, this is just NOT rocket science, you morons at the Clarion Ledger.

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Philosophy - Hodge and Podge

2009-11-05T13:27:00.005-06:00

I have pondered this topic many times in the past. I have written about it, I have spoken at great lengths about it, and I have read much on the subject, but always, my philosophy and ideology drive my daily actions. Some refer to me as insensitive and uncaring, but that is because their interpretation of those words borders on the criminally insane.

What I mean by the insanity comment is that most people, that actually care about other people, want everyone to become successful and have the things that they need and want. The differences between the two ideological bents is the direction in which to achieve those ends. Currently, the "liberal" mindset is that no one can accomplish anything without great amounts of help from outside sources. The "conservative" mindset is exactly the opposite, they believe in the old adage, "Teach a man to fish...." which is a minimal amount of support and help.

Where this discussion leads is to the political divide that we are currently experiencing in our country today. Currently, and for the past two years, the Idiot Party has been running the show in DC, passing stupid legislation that has done more and more to swell the rolls of the poor and unemployed. There are those that deny this by pointing to President George W. Bush and his "mishandling" of things, but facts remain that the decline in the wealth of this country began with the passing of the increase of minimum wage that always gives us higher unemployment. ALWAYS. I called it, and the Barrystream Media is forever STUNNED that unemployment has skyrocketed with Bush's signing of that Moron Party legislation. Historical evidence that even having a minimum wage threshold is a terribly bad idea? Oh, just fuck THAT.

In the past coupla days we have seen both sides of the political spectrum talk about what Tuesday's elections meant. Lemme chime in on that.

They meant NOTHING. This FACT is simple to understand, too. Both parties have become parties of an activist government on two sides of the same coin. Both parties want to pass their pet legislation and swell the size of government. Although the Republican Party is the only one that actually has the ideology that works, they still make moves contrary to their desired end goal.

Please, Democrats are fucking morons. They always have been and they always shall be. There is not a single Democrat that is even remotely intelligent and they count on a stupid populace to get elected, hence their consistent dumbing down of our educational system. If you vote for a Democrat, you are just ignorant of mathematics, science, and history. Sorry, that is simply the truth. You can change that fact about yourself, but you have to want to gather the knowledge necessary to survive without everyone carrying you throughout your life.

In fact, our local paper has THIS to say about the economy. Can someone please tell me HOW THE FUCK extending unemployment benefits HELPS the economy? Can someone else please tell me HOW THE FUCK this passes our United States Senate without a single NO VOTE? There is not a single tidbit of information in this article that makes a single tidbit of frigging sense. The only thing that this does is DRAG those that are still working DOWN by saddling them with paying MORE to those that are not working. Remember, the government produces nothing that generates a profit, that money comes from those that pay taxes.

Furthermore, PROFIT IS GOOD. The current move in DC is to strip the profit motive from medical services and the subsequent businesses that support that industry. How can this possibly be GOOD? Currently, the pre-paid medical insurers are garnering a WHOPPING two point percent profit margin. Why even sell this service for that minuscule amount of money? NO ANSWER. But, let's get government involved because you know for a fact only the most intelligent and ethical people go into politics. Folks, insanity reigns supreme in our country right now because we have lost our DREAM.

Which brings us back to Tuesday's elections. True enough, Republicans did pick up state offices in Virginia and New Jersey, but the NY-23 national office went to the Moron Party with the help of the Republican that withdrew just days before the race. The Republican chose to back the Democrat over a more "conservative" candidate. What does this tell you? Refer to this prior statement in this post, "If you vote for a Democrat, you are just ignorant of mathematics, science, and history." I think that covers all the bases, huh?

As I write this post, reports are filtering in about an armed attack on Fort Hood, Texas. What are the possible implications of this with our current federal government? The first thing that you think, IF you are not an idiot, is that somehow Muslim terrorists have INVADED our military installations. This is not only possible, but it is FACT. There are Muslims in our military. The second thing that comes to mind, IF you are not an idiot, is that our federal government is staging this in order to clamp down further on our freedoms. Finally, you think that someone has lost their shit, but there are at least two people shooting, so that going nuts is kinda UNpossible.

Boiling this post down to one essential theme would be this; if you count on anyone other than yourself for your survival, you are a SHEEPLE. If you trust someone that you have never met, like Barry Obama, for your survival, you are an idiot. At some point in your life, you simply have to take responsibility for your own life and your own family. If you do anything less than this, you are surrendering your life to another, by definition that is SLAVERY. If you desire that subservience for you and your family, FINE, just do not try to drag me and my family down with you. Accept your shackles without forcing others to do the same.

Daily Links

Andy chimes in on the same topic, sans cussing.

Full Metal Patriot reports on average citizens standing up to the almighty federal government. You are NOT alone.

Right of Center bloggers pick their least favorite left of center personalities.

The federal government continues to destroy small business.

The federal government continues to destroy the housing market.

The federal government continues to remove money from the economy and from the taxpayers.

The federal government continues to keep private citizens from the debate on "healthcare." Nevermind that this private citizen was the former Surgeon General.

The idiot first family talks about their idiot family members. If the moron president really cared about "education," he would do something about it other than kowtow to the teachers unions. (Yes, even though the federal government should be outta the "education" business.)

This is CERTAINLY not a move in the right direction for our schools.

Neither is this. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Before you self-proclaimed liberals have a shit fit, watch these.

Dammit, these things just really sent me to the brink of sheer batshittery.

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Five Whole Days with No Post

2009-11-04T11:54:00.004-06:00

I think that five days is the longest length of time that I have ever gone without getting the voices outta my haid. But, today is the biggest day in the history of our great REPUBLIC and it must be recorded on this here blarg. In that five days, I have read minimally ten thousand blark posts and numerous news reports concerning our country. The Barrystream Media reports on our New Moron President are glowing, yet the facts are somewhat on the opposite end of the Truth Spectrum.

ONE YEAR SINCE THE MESSIAH WAS ANOINTED!!! Let's recap.

First, let's see what our "educators" think about the Obamessiah. Watch the whole movie if you can. I filled up a five gallon mud bucket (with what appears to be a dry pulled pork sammich) just from watching. If your kids are in public school, they deal with this bullshit daily.

Last night, while the Democrats were being roundly ousted from political life in areas where citizens had the CHOICE, the Barry White House enjoyed an HBO special about the most feckless, idiotic, moronic President in history. May we please ignore the fact that normal people utterly reject any of the philosophy that is followed by the idiots in DC?

During the last year, our standards have changed regarding what the ultimate woman must be. Honestly I have no idea what the standards must be now, because there is nothing about this "woman" that seems remotely attractive to me. Not her physical appearance, not her mental acuity, not her philanthropy, not her accomplishments, nothing about her makes her seem even mediocre. But, what the Hell do I know?

I have also struggled to figure out why anyone thinks that our President is even marginally intelligent since he believes is nothing but failing ideology and idiotic policies that have never even reached a modicum of success. Obviously, morons do not share my opinion. When someone tells you that another person is smart, try to take the time necessary to formulate your own opinion. Barry is the most cerebral? I think that "cerebral" just became an insult. Just for a small reference, Barry Obama is the Southland Tales President. His shall go down in history as being the administration that CAUSED the collapse of the entire system of wealth in the entire world and for centuries shall be known as complete an total failure. An "Obama" will be the future standard for sheer calamity and total destruction of all of humankind. The Final Act of Total Global Nuclear Destruction will be known as "The Obamacaust." Mark it down, I have spoken.

At some point in the future, Al Capone shall be forgotten as the media darling that he was in Chicago, and Obama shall replace him as the most corrupt GANGSTA outta the area. The media lies continue. What seems really odd to me is that anyone could see the true human cost of war by observing coffins for a photo op. The true human cost of war, in my opinion, will always be the families that are left behind to try to fill the void of the loss of a warrior. Maybe it could be the destruction caused by evil men, that follow an evil religion that is predicated on the tenets of death to all that refuse to follow. Or maybe the true cost is the ignorance and failure to recognize that calling a spade a spade is necessary to continuing our very existence. Islam does NOT equal peace, it never has, and it never will. When we will wake up and realize the truth about Jihad?

How about we send the most repulsive human being we can cull from the herd and send her to the heart of Muslim territory and let her tell those killahs that we are gonna roll over and pee on our bellies?

In addition, leftists do not respect the total human cost of any act of violence. But Hell, let's foment some fucking HATE up in this mother fucker, mmmmkay?

But luckily, we can now use the Obamessiah to determine what we should wear for the day.

The most important thing that is headed down the tracks in our future is the total government takeover of medical services. The first thing that I did months ago when this first started being discussed is take actual costs of a current government run medical program, multiply that number by the total number of people in the country, and arrive at a true cost. Total government costs of the program FOR ONE YEAR is in excess of 1.35 TRILLION dollars if the Party of the Morons gets what they want. The government cost estimators are getting closer to my number. Also, the folks that are charged with weeding out government corruption and fraud are now calling the "healthcare" bill what it truly is, THE WORST BILL EVER. This is a huge statement when all of the bad legislation is considered, but it is not far from the truth at all.

Ten things you should know about Speaker Pelosi's "Healthcare" Bill.

But, let's recap the history of medical services.

Since Nancy Pelosi is the greatest thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt, wonder how much money her INCREASE of taxes is going to cost us, the working families, in the long run? How about an increase in our federal tax bill of FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT?

In addition, how are things on the jobs front, since Barry Obama has been wrong about everything to date concerning everything? Well, he is kinda WRONGY WRONG WRONG WRONG on the number of jobs that he has "created or saved." And the ones that he can actually claim to have "saved" were in government, which produces nothing and creates ZERO wealth.

How is Barry's takeover of the housing finance market coming along? Swimmingly, by his standards, but by SANE metrics, that means it is an utter, tee-total FAILURE.

Since all of the failures this past year can be laid at the feet of none other than George W. Bush, when can we call Barry out of his mishandling of every single thing that he has touched? Can we do that now that he is ruining the "recovery" that was caused by George W. Bush? Remember, if it happened THIS YEAR, it was because of George W. Bush, right? Wonder why there is so much trading going on that the NYSE had to go to back-up servers? Strange that would happen in the middle of Barry's recovery, huh?

As a quick reminder, if you are Black, be afraid of the people in powah right now.

Here's a link simply because I lurve me some SCIENCE! As always, scientists ignore evidence that contradicts their religion.

The refusal of people to acknowledge real, concrete evidence reminds me of the FACT that PAC-10 FOURTH PLACE TEAM, uSCCC, sucks.

Also, this blorx predicted that the Ole Miss Klansmen would only win eight games tops this year. This means that they must win three of their last four, all while sucking and denying entrance to black folks. I wonder when the calls for the firing of Houston Nutt start?

Andy's Sunday morning Quarterback post.

Finally, in good news, in case you were wondering, YES!!!! Lobster Corndogs RAWK the entire world, especially when consumed in awesomatic company!

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2009-10-29T16:21:00.001-05:00

HOLY SHIT!!!! Jim Rome IS a midget!!!

2009-10-29T16:14:00.001-05:00

Still drunk posting. Holy FUCK! Woody Paige is fucking retarded! ESPN, you suck MSNBC style. Shit.

2009-10-29T16:07:00.001-05:00

I drank one DAMN beer and I am hammered! I love this shit!

Not Charity, Just the Right Thing to Do

2009-10-29T08:26:00.000-05:00

*Check below for new posts*

I think that I am going to try to keep this post at the top of the page. Remember, I am an utter failure at everything that I do, so if it falls, gimme a reminder. Please keep in mind that I am stupid.

Anyhoo, give them all your money, yo. GO CHAIRFORCE!!!

Hopefully, there are new posts below.

Okie Footbaw - A "Rebuttal?"

2009-10-29T08:19:00.002-05:00

If you have read this site for any amount of time, you know that I like college footbaw. Since there are only eighteen REAL college footbaw teams in the nation, I harsh on those teams with regularity. It's called "trash talking" and it is good.

Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.

Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)

Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.

Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!

(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)

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Seriously, You Cannot Make This Stuff Up!!!

2009-10-28T08:44:00.004-05:00

*Click it to see the full thingy!*

When Congressman John Boehner, the Republican Party leader in the US House of Representatives, follows me on Twittah, you know that the world is about to change fah reals, yo. I am not certain that Boehner is actually the one sending out his "Tweets," but the reason I don't know is because I have not read any of them. Yeah, I added him anyway because I have been ignoring Twittah in the past month because they have still not gotten the bugs worked out from that DDoS attack on the dude in Georgia. And my RANKING has suffered tremendously, too.

But, the real reason I have not been involved in politics too much lately is because DAMMIT! the folks in DC make it impossible to take any of them seriously. The fact that they are debating taking over medical services should give you a damn clue. Which one of those pesky Constitutional Amendments covers that shit? Dude, check out what it says in The Tenth Amendment:

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Not really sure how that affects the debate in Congress, but if there are more people that think medical services should be handled by the Fed than think it should not be, then there is something seriously WRONG with the philosophy of our citizens. What happened to the American Dream? Has it become to sit at home and watch Orpah all day long on your welfare provided DVD-R?

Get this, SOMEONE is going to HAVE to PAY for those medical services. I heard a dumbass on the radio this morning talking about how "healthcare" was free to her kids in Finland because they were enrolled in public school there. Yes, the fact that her kids went to "FREE" public school, entitled them to receive "FREE" medical services. Really? There are people that SPAWN that are obviously pretty damn stupid.

Just so you know, any plan that the Fed says costs LESS than 1.35 TRILLION dollars is NOT POSSIBLE. I ran the numbers going on nothing but the ACTUAL figures provided by current government provided medical services. This does not even take into account the ADDITIONAL eighteen to twenty-four percent increase in the contributions REQUIRED of the states to help fund these plans. Do you know what that means? Not only will federal taxes shoot to the damn moon, but state taxes shall have to be raised to cover the MANDATED costs at the state level. So, all figures that the Fed is throwing around right now does not even come close to showing the true, total cost of the programs proposed.

What is cheaper, government or private medical services? Well, Medicare administrative costs are greater than the administrative costs of every single private insurers costs COMBINED.

Maybe if the government would get rid of all the fraud that is committed, costs would go down? Nope, my number above doesn't even consider fraud, it considers only ACTUAL costs of medical services.

BOHICA!!!

If you would like a good illustration of exactly what the federal government does to justify itself, consider this. The federal government required banks to loosen their lending standards to achieve a more racially "diverse" group of investors. This led to the creation of sub-prime lending. This sub-prime lending practice led to the utter collapse of our economy. The federal government DID IT. Then the Fed took a bunch of federal tax money and propped up the economy the best that they could to keep all of those sub-primes from failing totally. Guess what the federal government is doing now? Protecting those people that are defaulting on sub-primes, which in turn is going to cause more banks to FAIL.

Let's recap.

1. Force banks to participate in bad lending practices,

2. ......

3. PROFIT!!!

4. FUCK.

Then what does the federal government do when they specifically cause businesses to FAIL? Well, of course they swoop in and take over those businesses and use tax payer money to bail them out. Does this seem like a good idea on any level? Force a business to fail, throw money at it to keep a failed business afloat (after actually causing the failure), then install idiots from the government to run that failed business.

By the way, for some reason the Left is considered the "Reality-Based Community." While this is certainly laughable, the new administration is taking that humor to newer, greater heights. But, Barry Obama is the SMARTEST President that we have ever had.

GREEN STUPIDITY....("Green" = Stupidity in federal government lexicon.)

Burn food.

Solar panel plant costs.

Religion and Moonbattery....

Damian eviscerates Richard Dawkins.

Larry David thinks that it is funny to piss on a painting of Jesus.

Klavin on The Culture:

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College Gameday - Week IX (Week Nine)

2009-10-26T22:09:00.003-05:00

Because we are STILL your number one source for all that is COLLEGE GAMEDAY, we simply must, must, must let y'all know where you can find the dumbest humans that are NOT working in the Barry White House.

The short bus shall be traveling up to Eugene, Oregon because they do not want to be around any college footbaw this weekend. That makes three weekends in a damn row that College Gameday has not attended a footbaw game. I think that trip to Provo, Utah wore the guys out. From what I hear, there are quite a bit of farm animals around Provo and Streit Herbkirk is done wore hisself slap out from pumping Elsie.

Anyhoo, the only college that I am aware of in Eugene is Northwest Christian University and they do not have a footbaw team. I guess that the College Gameday folks are heading up there for a much needed weekend off from publicly embarrassing themselves.

I think that the university of Southern California Community College has a BYE this week, but I could be wrong.

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The APee Poll Should Be Disregarded FOREVAH

2009-10-26T09:08:00.004-05:00

While waiting on the Harris Interactive poll yesterday, which is always the last one to be finished, I went back and scoured the numbers from Week Uno. There is absolutely no explanation for the APee rankings from Week Uno or Week Dos. Last week, the APee had Bammeroids at number one and Flarda at number two. This week, the APee has reversed those placements.

What has happened since last weekend? Bammeroids beat a Rocky Top team that has been all up in every game this year, except for the one against Flarda. The very same Flarda team that struggled against We Suck this past weekend.

Please someone put a fork in the APee, it is DONE.

*Click the image to see that last week, the APee was the only pollster that actually had Bammeroids at number one. And the APee is NOT counted in the actual year end rankings, either. Wonder why?*

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Drive-By Blogging - A Few Words on Medical Services

2009-10-25T10:24:00.004-05:00

I know how much y'all love these simple linkdumps because y'all hate what I write.

I have tried to keep from posting a huge linkfest of bad news because I am a normally very happy person, but I am becoming increasingly concerned that the Party of the Morons is actually going to get "universal healthcare" passed through Congress and onto the New Moron President's desk. While there exists no one with even a minimal IQ that thinks federal control over our medical system is a good idea, remember the first requirement of being a Democrat is mental retardation.

Just look at this, the leader of the Democrat Party is Barry Obama, the leader of the House of Representatives is Nancy Pelosi, and the leader of the Senate is Harry Reid. If this shit doesn't make you quake in your boots, you have ice running through your veins. Combined, these three folks have a cumulative IQ hovering around 45. You know something is dreadfully wrong when Nancy Pelosi is the smartest person in a crowd of THREE. Seriously, outside of the Democrat Party, Nancy has no chance of being the smartest in a group of TWO, but THREE?!?!?!

To hammer home my point here, watch carefully while Barry Obama tells us the Democrats are "free thinkers." To normal people, "free thinkers" would mean someone that tried to push conventional wisdom to find new and innovative ways to perform tasks, to Democrats this means to not be hamstrung by the limits of FACTS, DATA, MATH, and SCIENCE.

So, shall we point out what astounding successes look like for the Idiot Party? As you shall recall, the Democrats took over Congress in January 2007 while George W. Bush was in his last two years of office. At the time, our economy was hammering on all cylinders, unemployment was at an all time low, wages at an all time high, and The War on Muslims was going swimmingly. Within the first year of Democrats running the show, they passed idiotic legislation to increase minimum wage, destroyed the economy, and made an utter mockery of our military and undermined our efforts in the Middle East.

So we elected still another Democrat to complete the trifecta of lunacy in DC.

Since Doofus McMorontard was installed in the White House, unemployment has exploded, wages have plummeted, the dollar has collapsed and has been abandoned, all sectors of the economy have retracted (except for government distribution of taxpayer dollars to corrupt unions and allowing them to control our media), national security has been abandoned, and government takeovers of businesses has even started, not to mention Obama telling banks where to put their patrons money. DANG!! Here is our federal government in action, people. So, what do we do? Allow the very same folks that have basically destroyed our country to have even greater power. GOOD CALL!!!

Now, I have no clue why anyone would want the government to handle any part of their lives, but some folks do not have good sense. I don't know about you, but government control over my OWN DAMN BODY terrifies me because they cannot even run a friggin' railroad.

Now, with the actual legislation winding its way through MORONVILLE, we find that government takeover will accomplish exactly what it always does, create more poor people and destroy the already poor folks.

Strangely enough, even The New York Times acknowledges that federal control of medical services will reduce quality, quantity, availability, and force more people into the poor column. Not to mention HARM MORE PEOPLE.

Of course, HuffPo wants to ramp up implementation of federal control of medical services, so they turn to Harry Reid to be their savior. Folks, HuffPo is looking to Harry Reid to help them out. Does this not prove that liberals are so stupid as to look down the barrel after a misfire?

And of course, the left has to find someone to screech and whine their message to everyone while a complicit national media does all in its power to promote the lies of the left. Alan Grayson (Dumbass-FL) is the latest of the insaniacs to crawl from the slime in the Democrat Party to promote the Moron Party message. How do you tell that a Democrat is lying? Well, he/she/ambiguous other is a freakin' Democrat!!!

By the way, Congressional pay raises topped the profit made by insurance companies last year. Can someone please tell me why anyone would stay in business for a TWO POINT TWO PERCENT PROFIT?!?!

Yes! There is a free market solution to medical services and there always has been, too.

Huge linkdump from No Sheeples Here.

Zo.

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College Gameday - Week VIII

2009-10-24T10:31:00.003-05:00

Scoreboard moved to November 7th.

As usual, The Four Letter's College Gameday Traveling Moron Squad heads to an area of the country that is unaffected by college footbaw. The douchetards are hanging with theys homies in Provo, Utah today. Seriously, the Louisiana-Monroe v. Kentucky game is more important than the TCU v. BYU game. Please understand that TCU has played NOBODY this year, even uSCCC wants their schedule. BYU has played Oklahoma and obviously, Okie is NOT as good as we thought they were. Okie is kinda 3-3!!!

Oh Hell, let's get this shit started, folks.

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Oh yeah, CROOM!!!

Valor-IT Team Air Force

2009-10-23T15:30:00.002-05:00

In two days, the Valour-IT donation drive begins. Get ready to give until it DOESN'T hurt. If it is still hurting, that ain't enough, y'all.

The link on the top of the sidebar shall go active on Sunday. Give every single day, too.

Project Valour-IT "About" page, here.

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Mixed Bag Ridiculous Linkdump and Blogasm

2009-10-22T15:05:00.002-05:00

Seriously, since I have given up all pretenses of actually being a competent blogger, I have felt a huge weight lifted from my broad shoulders and can basically do whatever the Hell I want. Hit every single one of these links.

The Mayor of Mitchieville is celebrating People Who Make Out with Animals Week and this entry is TRES WICKED AWESOME!!!

Patrick goes all Cape Town. Amazing photo.

Mile High Pixie talks shop. This chick really gets to the meat of my chosen profession.

Marginalizing Morons takes on the Swine Flu vaccine. Skepticism toward your federal government is healthy.

Jackson Jambalaya addresses the utter corruption of Democrats.

Stop the ACLU links still another ACORN lying, cheating, stealing saga. Yes, ACORN is solely a Democrat organization. SHOCKER!

David Drake points out that half of the US is not stupid. Of course, I believe that 90% of the US is actually retarded. Full Metal Patriot is kinda leaning into my camp, too.

Liberal ideology at work. Kick the black folks out to enjoy success. Can someone explain to me how Democrats and "Progressives" allegedly are the most racially sensitive when ALL DATA points to the exact opposite?

Kevin Jackson calls out the sheer racism in the Democrat Party. Is Kevin the sole remaining intelligent black person? Odds say no, but maybe he is one of the few with a damn backbone.

Just so you know, we cannot have open elections because black folks are just too friggin' stupid to vote without the Democrat tag inserted to tell them for whom to vote. YAY! Justice Department! Dammit, what the Hell is wrong with those morons running our country?

And in keeping with the prejudice meme from Democrats, they also hate women. But, we already knew that. Dammit, I hate people that hate smart chicks.

NOT a smart chick. Not hot either. Double fail. (I am not talking about Michelle, either. She is smoking hot and skeery smart.)

The Barry White House e-mails MSNBC DURING the damn news to change/modify MSNBC's story. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

Thank goodness for the Barrystream Media skewing poll results to push the Barry White House agenda. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

I am certainly glad that the Barry White House has figured out who the true enemies of this country are. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

What caused Hurricane Katrina? AGW, produced by power companies. I am certainly happy that we are no longer going to have to worry about paying our light bills anymore. Dammit, can't we all just get along?

How is that jobless recovery coming along? Swimmingly, but shedding jobs in numbers greater than ever in our country's history. Most Barrystream Media outlets still try to stay with the "In Recovery" meme, but the numbers tell otherwise. Worse unemployment duration for six months in FRIGGIN' HISTORY. Recovery? Yeah in an alternate multiverse, maybe. And for a humorous note, the unemployment is spread equally across all states.

Luckily, we are coming to point where even the damn Fed cannot continue lying about everything that the Democrats have done to our economy in the last two point five years. The Dow-Jones Industrial Average is the ONLY indicator that is showing signs of life. Sadly, that is simply because the Fed has destroyed the Greenback.

You know what we really need to help our economy? MORE FUCKING STIMULUS. Democrats are just like your weird Uncle Frank. He is fun to be around when you need someone for comic relief, but for the love of G_d, you never loan him money. Think Joe FREAKIN' Biden! What a maroon!

I'm just wondering. What happens when the federal government goes all fucking contrarian and snuffs business, jobs, wealth, and medical services? The utter collapse of all financial success cannot be far behind, right? What about commercial real estate? Could it be the next bubble?

Why does no one listen to grizzled old dude about economics and personal finance? I am certainly guessing that what is good for the individual HAS to be good for the country, right?

What does the Official Obama Criticizer say about Rush Limbaugh and footbaw players, teams, racism, and stupidity? Just listen.

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College Gameday - Week VIII // BCS - DOS

2009-10-22T11:16:00.005-05:00

Since I had been preparing myself for the BCS by watching the APee, it only took the very first week to totally skew the standing betwixt the two. With the APee placing the Bammeroids at the top, and every other poll in the entire Multiverse placing Da Gates firmly upon the apex. Luckily, both teams have an extended BYE this weekend with Da Gates vacationing in StarkVegas (+22.5) and Bammeroids traveling to Rocky Top (+14) to get theys drank on.

Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)

Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.

And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.

Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?

Oh, if you are not a big college footbaw fan, dude, take this GAY TEST.

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As always, CROOM!!!

WTW - Going After the Hunters

2009-10-21T11:42:00.006-05:00

We all know that all of our collard-green-eating brethren love to kill stuff and they have to be able to get to the killing fields. Dang, I wish I had some better photos of this thang sent in by one of my Swampbilly friends deep in the bogues of Lusana.

It looks very efficient.

However, these vehicles, born of necessity, ingenuity, and Dark-Thirty parts thefts, are soon to be a thing of the past.

WOW! One hundred whole deaths since 2003. That is almost the number of folks that have died in serious washing machine accidents.

Alcohol was NOT involved in the making of this vehicle, by the way.

Here's the rest of the original group:

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October 20, 1977

2009-10-20T18:26:00.001-05:00

Today in 1977.

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Drive-By Blogging - Quick News Links (and assorted flotsam and jetson)

2009-10-19T19:07:00.004-05:00

In these perilous times when we are governed by the anti-intellectual left, we must always keep in mind how much respect and bi-partisanship they exhibit toward our ideology.

*Click it to see it big. This is the mindset of the Leftist.*

Starting with the only demographic that bucked the national trends in presidential elections. How's that Hopeum and Changebah working out for you? Are you getting it in the end that you wanted?

By the way, they will let anyone start a blog. This was Barry Obama's blog before he was elected and he finally posted something again. Genius? But, of course.

Doug Mataconis linked Sarah Palin's LinkedIn profile today, I thought that I should link Barry Obama's because seriously, there could not be a single person that would hire him for anything, even though he is President. (I still have yet to figure out why Doug hates Palin so badly. Okay, she is a politician that everyone is trying to back as the newest leader, but still, she IS hot and that counts.)

The Marxist newspaper of record slashes "newsroom" jobs. That capitalism is killing them, why can't we get a newspaper bailout? OH! And while you are at it, try to save the horse-buggy-whip industry, too. We are probably going to need them again pretty soon, you know?

More guns = Less dead cops? WTF? This defies ALL leftist logic, too!

Miriam has been bringing the snark for a few posts lately. Note to self, never piss off the librarian.

Anthropomorphic Global Warming is still in the "news." Well, if you consider the Washington Post to be a "news" outlet anyway.

Not Tucker Carlson economic news.

Gateway Pundit has moved, your Reader links are redirected automatically, but you might want to update those manually, anyway. There goes my automatic traffic generator, now I shall have to add Trackbacks manually, too, if I want to siphon off traffic from a legitimate blarq.

I guess that I shall just start linking every Stacy McCain post to make up for Gateway Pundit killing the Blogger blog.

With Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback post, he belittles the entire college footbaw superstructure. Something tell me that The Sweater Vest is going to have Andy suicided. Go pay your respects.

Saddawg honors Anthony Dixon and chicks.

~~Boston College running back, um, somebody, like set a single game record or two for Boston College.~~ Nevermind, that meant nothing to anyone about anything. Dammit, Galveston is known for its ballerinas.....

Race Detective comics. Dude, this is hilarious. It takes a little while, but it is certainly worth it, just click the images to see 'em big.

The Mayor posts the ultimate personals newspaper ad.

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We Add Another to the Fam

2009-10-18T23:19:00.001-05:00

One of the regulars here has spawned her second. AND BLOGGED IT.

Congrats to some of our Swampbilly friends.

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BCS Week UNO - College Gameday Week VII

2009-10-18T19:00:00.004-05:00

So the craziness begins with Week UNO of the BCS Poll. AND!!! As always, uSCCC is the highest ranked BEATEN team. Ignore the fact that uSCCC has not played anyone worth a crap, unless you are a tOSU homer, and has no team worth a crap left on their schedule.

I find it highly amusing that the BCS morons have thrown Arizona into the mix for some bizarre reason. Anyone want to posit a guess why Arizona, a team that has not been ranked all year long, crops up during the first BCS week? I mean, the APee is not even so blatantly obvious as to insert Arizona into their rankings.

Anyhoo, we have a full twenty percent of the teams in the Top 25 with TWO LOSSES! VaTech, tOSU, Wisconsin, Arizona, and COCKS! all have two L's in their record. Since VaTech has always been the East Coast uSCCC, this is to be expected. Also, Wisconsin is in the poll to prop up a horrendously bad tOSU team coming off a slaughter by PURDUE! Just so you know, Purdue has won two games this year, the tOSU win and the one against Toledo. Toledo is in the Mid-American Conference, which is so damn bad it is ranked right above the PAC-10 in SoS.

Just out of curiousity, let's check in and see how Dirty Sanchez, last year's QB for uSCCC, is doing in the NFL. Check the passing stats. STELLAR!

Also, check out Cincinnati in FIFTH. They are going to lose to a much superior team in Pittsburgh and shall drop out of the polls entirely. Again, this is for the sole purpose of getting uSCCC in the Championship Game. Please keep in mind, the true Championship Game is played every year in Atlanta.

Let's just say this, I ain't losing mah shit over this poll. I kin live with a full third of the SEC being in the Top 25.

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Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!

College Gameday - Week VII

2009-10-17T15:21:00.004-05:00

Scoreboard moved to October 24, 2009.

Dude, I am certainly a FAILBOAT blogger this past week. I have been taking care of stuff this morning that I have ignored all week long. I am also struggling to overcome the hanging out that was done-did at The Nation's house yesterday. I think that I broke my liver, seriously. There were a coupla' body parts on the floor when I lurched awake this morning. NO. MORE. ALCOHOL. EVAH.

Go We Suck! Beat them um, not sure what the Central Eastern Western Tennessee State Technical College and Pet Grooming School is, so let's just call them The Cummerbunds.

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Checking Back in from the Dead

2009-10-16T10:05:00.002-05:00

On Wednesday morning, I began a job that required me to crawl beneath a huge building and map the entire mechanical service throughout the whole building. It was literally a nightmare.

We had to wear chest waders, rain jackets, and drag around a large bus pan for our equipment. Seriously, the mud under the building was like glue. The air was so moisture laden as to render breathing almost impossible, plus the headroom was less than four feet in all areas. The temperature hovered around eighty-five degrees Fahrenheit.

At one point, each leg weighed approximately seventy pounds with the mud stuck to my waders. Needless to say, yesterday was a recovery day for my forty-five year old, pain-racked body.

But, I did read around 2000 news articles and blog posts. These are not necessarily the best, because I stayed mad the entire day, but they are certainly relevant to our daily discussion regarding government oppression.

First, let's address the Nobel issue once again. There were numerous posts yesterday about two of the Nobel's committee members objecting to Obama's nomination. Their original objections are irrelevant, people. The vote was unanimous in the end. The fact that the committee ultimately voted for Barry is the final comment from them. That decision also totally ignores that Barry is the very same guy that uttered these "peaceful words." ignoring the fact that Communists (yes, Barry is philosophically a fucking Communist) are the most murdering people in history kinda contradicts what the prize is FOR. Buy a clue.

By the way, wonder who the Nobel Committee turned down for their Nobel Peace Prize? Something seems oddly awry, huh?

Crowder comments on the award.

Zo chimes in.

As far as performance from the Executive Branch of the country, we must take a look at employment/unemployment numbers. Face it, there exists no sane person in the world that thinks Barry Obama is doing a good job. Sure, there are plenty of idiots that think that he is.

How in the world will Barry get re-elected when his is going to set the standard in FAIL for the Executive Branch? Well, obviously, he must produce more stupid voters to back him. This is easily done when you totally disregard the Constitution.

There are so many posts regarding "Universal Healthcare" that I would do nothing but link them all day every day if I was creating a round-up of medical services posts.

A study of the actual system in place now and how badly it is failing.

Another on the same thing.

Proof that ObamaCare will costs much, much more than the system we currently have now. Well, at least for people that fucking work.

Working folks will pay about FOUR THOUSAND MORE a year. Democrats are seriously INSANE. They have to control the Census to get re-elected. People that actually produce and participate in the economy refuse to vote for Democrats because they are NOT suicidal.

Colorado decides to start pulling back from the stupidity abyss. Minimum wage is honestly the dumbest of all the dumb legislation passed by Democrats. The worst part of that is that they know it and still push for more stupidity, too. Remember, it is the platform of the Democrat Party for everyone to be poor, hungry, and stupid.

Also, to point to the obvious stupidity perpetrated upon our country by Moonbats, here we have definitive proof that AGW proponents are idiotic imbeciles that are utterly dishonest in their beliefs. Um, a scientist that can change what little mind he has in a mere thirty years about something so vital? The answer is that he must get government funding to survive the stupidity roiling in his empty head.

Here's a few of my friends' notable posts from the last coupla' days.

MUD hauls out the sanity cudgel against those Wal*Mart haters.

Andy gives up totally on Keith Olberdouche.

Patrick honors the Unites States Navy. Sorry, squids for missing your day, remember, I suck.

Kevin Jackson, a black man, comments on the Rush Limbaugh/Rams deal. (No, Kevin's skin color is really unimportant to normal people, but is hugely important to racists.)

Social Media highlights.

Cliqset does FriendFeed correctly.

The first Firefox add-on for Google Wave. Dammit, send me my friggin' invitation already, you damn The Google.

Hours of FUN!!!

Book of Odds. Check it out, folks. It is MATH!!!

And come around later for the first look at tomorrow's COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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