I’m not sure what she’s doing in this video, but it sure looks hot. It’s a backwards video of her pouring champagne all over herself. I think it’s pretty hot to watch her get naked and wet as she shakes the bottle and it looks all fizzy all over her sexy body. It’s just too bad that they didn’t show the titties because she is looking pretty hot from what I can tell.

Now these are some tits that I could handle seeing every day. This is a brand new 2010 calendar that features these two beauties topless and in some very provocative positions. They’ve got beautiful bodies and perky tits that just about any guy would cut off his left nut to touch. And since they’re in this hot calendar, you can get to see new titties every single month.

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Every year Maxim scopes out some of the hottest chicks from across the country for their “Hometown Hotties” series. I’ve found some of the best of the best that I thought I’d share with you today. These are real girls next door that they’ve shot in these hot scenes all made up to look like professional models. And in these videos the girls are playing “Blur” which is a racing game for Playstation. What more could you ask for? Hot chicks playing video games? Damn.

Well I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is that there is a Carmen Electra sex tape out there, the bad news is that it isn’t really a sex tape. Here is some leaked footage of Ms. Electra tongue kissing another girl in some very steamy and sexy action. Oh and trust me it’s quite hot. But if you’re looking for Carmen getting penetrated I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a bit longer.

Here is Megan Fox showing all of us sloppy men that she can truly put her ankles behind her head but we’ll never get to know first hand. These are some more pictures from the granny panties photo shoot but I must say that I’m enjoying these much better. Now if I can just stop staring at that seam in her panties and trying to envision her lady business naked.

Seriously how hot are these lingerie pics of Bar Rafaeli? I know, I know, she’s spoiled goods from douchebag Leonardo DiCaprio, but she is still looking hot in these lingerie pics for Passionata. She looks good sitting on top of that swing and looking right at me and just taunting me knowing that I will never be with her except for in my wet dreams.

Admit it, you watch the UFC for the titty action too. Yeah yeah the fights are awesome and it’s cool to see a guy taking a pummeling from another dude but I like the half time girls the most. I thought I would share some of my favorites.

#7 Ali Sonoma she’s a blonde bombshell knockout with some really perky tits

#6 Amber Miller - the thing that makes me the most insane about her is her hot buns of steel.

#5 Edith Larente – she’s got a bit of a tranny face but her hot body makes up for what she lacks.

#4 Arianny Celeste - she’s a way cutie from Las Vegas and she ranks as my 4th top Octagon Girl.

#3 Rachelle Leah – this hot brunette is from the Bay Area and she looks damn fine in a bikini.

#2 Logan Stanton – sexy little Asian chick with a killer body from Niceville.

#1 Natasha Wicks – this is the girl who makes me want to spank the monkey the most

I always loved shopping for lingerie, when it was for myself or for some girls I just wanted to piss off. I would go waste my time at the La Senza lingerie store, a few hours would fly by, and then I would get kicked out for creeping out the little girls trying to impress their boyfriends buying shit they could never fit in. On this note, probably one of the hottest lingerie models ever to exist on this planet, miss Catrinel Menghia.

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Here’s a video sponsored by Bud Light and Maxim where they traveled to the Bud Light Port Paradise Cruise to ask some people if they knew how to impersonate anyone famous. These are the best of the worst including a chick in a bikini imitating Yoda, a guy in an argyle sweater impersonating Dave Matthews, and plenty others. We thought it just might brighten up your day to see some truly talentless people.

“Dancing With The Stars” hotty Cheryl Burke was spotted in LA with this black see through shirt and no bra on underneath. It must have been a cold night on the town because she had some nipples that could cut glass poking out from under her shirt. Now that she is off of “Dancing With The Stars” it is curious to wonder how she continues to make money. My guess is that she works the pole under the name “Fifi LaRue”.

Warning: large pics are NSFW.