Meagan Good

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A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed to be enjoying it, but suddenly objected, “Ouch! That ring is hurting me!” To which he replied “That’s no ring… That’s my watch!”

A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of women before. how many were there?” The husband replied, “Look, I don’t want to upset you, there were many. Let’s just leave it alone.” The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. “Let’s see.” he said “There was one, two, three four, five, six, you, eight nine…”

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her tits and an old man jerking himself off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours? and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”

This guy is walking down the street, when a hooker approaches him and asks, “Say, wanna have a good time?” “Sure!” he says as they head off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes, all the whiles he’s staring at her. The hooker says, “Is this the first pussy you’ve seen since you crawled out of one?” The guy says “Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into.”

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Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff’s arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.
“Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asked.
St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven.”
Jeff was bothered by this and asked, “Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is ok?”
So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a  sandy beach with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and also with a keg of beer.
“I don’t mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell,”
“It’s not as it appears to be,” says St. Peter. “You see, the keg has a hole in it… and the blonde doesn’t.”

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over all the students handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his tests, his test and $64 change.

A man is at the airport.
Name?
Abdul al-Rhazib
Sex?
Three to five times  a week.
No, no.. I mean male or female?
Male, female, sometimes camel
Holy Cow!
Yes, Cow, sheep, animals in general
But isn’t that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh Dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast!

Near Death Experience
A boss asked one of his employees, “do you believe in life after death?”
“Yes, sir” replied the new employee.
“I thought you would, said the boss. “Yesterday after you left to go to your brothers funeral, he stopped by to see you.”

Shame
“You should be ashamed,” the father told his son, Andy. “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk 10 miles everyday to get to school”
“Really?” Andy responded. “Well, when he was your age, he was president.”

Customer Bowled Over by Service
A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around a corner so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn, then a left turn, each time hearing a loud clunk.
When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note: “Remove bowling ball from trunk.”

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What do I have to do to eat right?

Eating right is a hard thing to do for some of us and for others it is easier to do. Eating healthy is a big problem these days. For some of us it is hard to buy healthier food due to the fact it cost more to fix meals the right way. There are a lot of people that are just making it in the real word with out having to buy a loaf of bread that cost $2.50 a loaf when they can get a loaf for $.50 so what do they do get the $.50 loaf and knowing that its bad for them but that’s all they can afford. So eating right can be hard for you too. We have options. You can grow your own home garden; bake your own bread for a fraction of the cost and so on.

What are some of the things I can eat?

Some of the things you can eat right are vegetables, dairy products, high-protein dishes and so on. You need a certain amount of fat, carbs, etc, which helps to keep you healthy. You can get a list from your family doctor or you can go to the library to get information on the basic four food groups. If you cannot afford to eat right then maybe you should not eat as much. In addition, do some excising; excising is always good for you. Exercise will increase your health, even if you cannot afford the four basic groups of nutritious foods. In addition, you have many services available to you, which can offer you food supplies.

How do I learn how to eat right?

If you want to learn how eat right you can read about it in books from the local library or maybe you will want to talk to your doctor. Your doctor might be able to tell you how to go about doing this and the right way for your body. You cannot just jump in and change everything about you overnight. You have to take time to start and to learn. For some of us that have been eating wrong all of our life, this would be hard to do over night. Then again, others may not have any problems with it. You want to consider your position and move forward.

Will I feel better if I eat right?

You will feel a lot better if you eat right. Eating right has a lot to do with how we feel. If we lack nutrients, it can make one feel depressed, ill, etc. Since, we get vitamins from our foods, you may want to include natural regimens of vitamins in your daily schedule also.

The right vitamins we need every day to make us feel good about our self. We get many vitamins from what we eat. Vitamins are what make us feel like a person. So if you eat right and get the right vitamins daily that your body needs to function you will feel a lot better about your self and that will help you to improve your personal life.

My sister and mom picked me up at the airport. When I came down the escalator I was able to see my sister first, I could see her smile beaming. Mom embraced me with a big hug. It was great to be back home. I looked forward to drive to see my brother and his wife and children and then on to see my dear old dad.

But first I had to get one of my favorite things, Fish and Chips. I asked Lisa my sister to take me to Ches’. Not to far from the airport is Ches’ Famous Newfoundland Fish and Chips. Oh it’s great! I was greeted by the server and was seated. I ordered a two piece fish and chips and a Black Horse beer. A beer that I can’t buy in Calgary where I live. I wanted to have another beer, Blue Star, but it was sold out.

A mountain of Fish and Chips. That’s what was put in front of me. Just check out the picture to the right. Doesn’t it look awesome? It really does taste as good as it looks. Wait there’s more, underneath those fries . Whats that? Dressing. Ah yes Fries, Dressing and Gravy.

Dressing is a mixture of mainly white bread crumbs and savoury and is often referred to as stuffing outside of Newfoundland and Labrador. Chips, dressing and gravy is served much like poutine, except for the dressing substituting for the cheese. While loved by Newfoundlanders and Labradorians, the dish is not widely known of outside the Canadian province.

Oh so good. I think I enjoy the Fries, Dressing and Gravy much more than the Fish itself.

I wonder when that Fish was caught. Maybe not as fresh as the Fish I will have in the coming hours. My Dad did not come to the airport to get me because he stayed home to catch fresh Cod Fish for our supper.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships.

Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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