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Mallu Girl: The Climax

Makkez — Thu, 24 May 2012 03:49:10 +0000

I am getting many emails from users asking me the link to the blog post on Presana Narayanan’s so-called ‘public apology’ and to those of you who are stranded in my blog, you may proceed to click on the link below: Mallu girl and her ‘non-racist’ email First and foremost, please take note that the [...]

Happy Tamil New Year 2012

Makkez — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:12:53 +0000

Happy Tamil New Year to all my blog readers, beloved commenters, machans, meenachis, donators/contributors of SaiFund.org, my M1 partner bro Durai of RagedIndian.com and his fans and to all the other Tamilans! Chittirai Puthandu Valthukal! I’ve been busy with work for the past few weeks and shall continue my postings again in the upcoming week. [...]

SaiFund.ORG 2012 Charity Event Review – SJKT Brafferton

Makkez — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 12:11:10 +0000

After holding a few charity events in many other schools, it was time for us to travel all the way to SJKT Brafferton which is located at a remote place in Kapar, Selangor. Before we moved there, all of us gathered at Little India, Klang whereby some of us had our breakfast at a restaurant [...]

Malaysian Indian Kiddie Photographers

Makkez — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:01:29 +0000

This post is NOT intended to ridicule those photographers but was merely posted for fun. To all those photographers, please don’t get tensed up with this. Nowadays, every Tom, Dick and Harry having a daddy-bought DSLR camera in his hand is self-proclaiming that he is a ‘professional photographer’. Mind you that I am not a [...]

What I Think I Do – M1 Version

Makkez — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:43:48 +0000

Yes, it’s me again. I’ve done rage comics as well as demotivational posters before this and now, I thought of coming up with my own version of the infamous ‘What I Think I Do‘ posters and of course, relating it to our own society. Do take note that these pictures are made purely out of [...]

Hacking Facebook Profiles for Machans and Meenachis

Makkez — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 03:59:57 +0000

[DISCLAIMER: This is purely for educational purpose. No Facebook accounts of machans or meenachis were hacked in the process] With the increasing number of Facebook profiles of 14 year-old machans and meenachis being ‘hacked’, I decided to write-up a post on how this ‘hacking’ really takes place, how it is being done as well as [...]

The Perverted Machans

Makkez — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:40:52 +0000

This post serves no purpose as it is just for showing the type of keywords that this blog is hooked up to. This post also contains some pictures that may be offending to you and you have been warned in advance. This blog has been up and running ever since 2007 and for the last [...]

Learn The Malaysian Indian Gangster Language

Makkez — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:14:02 +0000

Being an Indian gangster in Malaysia is not a challenging task and if you follow the guide prepared by Bro Durai of ragedindian.com which you can find here, the very next day you are 70% qualified to be an Indian gangster. However, do not forget that in order to achieve the balance 30%, you will [...]

Machan’s Girlfriend

Makkez — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:36:37 +0000

Machan in our language (M1) merely means someone who is close to us, friends or ‘kaigels‘ we would say. Those were the days when machans only applies to boys but nowadays, even girls are using the term ‘machan’ to refer to their girl friend. A machan (assuming that I am referring to a ‘male’ machan) [...]

Machan Main Belakang

Makkez — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:12:46 +0000

While I couldn’t agree anymore with Bro Durai with his latest post in Snake Babu, I couldn’t help myself either in coming up with a rage comic depicting the whole situation. DISCLAIMER: The following rage comic is purely for fun and educational purpose, in which it reminds you to be careful with your friends as [...]