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Last Supper

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:16:00 +0000

Land of the Free...

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 19:10:00 +0000

Seaweed from Fukushima

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 23:37:00 +0000

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Ça dépasse les borgnes!

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:53:00 +0000

Après la vache folle, le mouton tremblant, la grippe aviaire, celle du cochon et j'en passe… le concombre est démasqué!

Pharmaceutix Conglomerate nous assurent qu'ils auront bientôt mis au point un vaccin anti-concombre à concentré de Bretzel liquide qu'ils nous vendront à prix fort à travers notre chère Sécurité Sociale.

Supergod to the rescue!

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 02:41:00 +0000

to treat all y'alls ills for true

The snakebearer

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 12:31:00 +0000

L'heure est à la déchirure
la séparation, d'un commun désaccord
J'aimerai pouvoir me rouler en boule
comme un cloporte

L'arme du crime est au coeur des ébats
J'essaie de confondre l'irréel
de comprendre ce vide glacial
dont je tombe en désamour

Haine, méchanceté et indifférence
ton cocktail est amère et fait vomir

Le passé reste mon espace
dans lequel je t'ai vécu autre
inchangeable et inviolable
bien à l'abris de tes démons

Pourtant la boîte de Pandore fait pitié
à la vue du quotidien qui s'ouvre à mes yeux
d'une ampleur insoupçonnée, d'un cynisme incomparable

Nu comme un ver
je me gave de l'expérience
j'en tisse ma chrysalide
et j'amorce ma métamorphose

Latest from Apple

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:32:00 +0000

Enjoy Cowca-Cola

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:12:00 +0000

Citoyen vache-à-lait
le démocratisme te trait

tu es la fière mamelle du consumisme...

American Flies On Moon

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:03:00 +0000

Frank Einstein, Albert's infamous brother

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:54:00 +0000

Was Frank Einstein, Albert's brother of ill reputation, tried for attempted kidnapping and murder simply the twin who turned to crime and hatred out of envy? Or a sophisticated clone experiment of his genius brother? The rumors abound to describe Frank as a man-made creation and those bolts sticking out of his neck sure seem to credit these theories.

(Above, a rare photo of Frank Einsten and a smaller photo of Albert)

Extended environment

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:56:00 +0000

Cosmic hand out
we're hangin' out
Lost at sea
to we can't see
Star-studded banner
to fly by
larger in the dream
than on paper
Don't let reality
tell you otherwise

Celestial Happening

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:57:00 +0000

Is Michael Jackson going back to black?

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:38:00 +0000

Is this an Obama side effect?

Ça giboule

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:16:00 +0000

On est en mars et ça giboule
à grand vents l'hiver s'indigne
refusant de partir
Il déploie des filets de nuages
mais le soleil les transperce
Alors de rage il grèle
mitraillant la floraison
qui témoigne de sa déroute imminente
Mais déjà les ressources lui manquent
et il s'essouffle
Il ne lui reste que des larmes
dont il s'averse par endroits
et dans lesquelles le soleil
pousse même la dérision
jusqu'à y peindre l'arc des couleurs

tuo edisni

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:56:00 +0000

Feeling inside out
Objects in my mirror
may appear closer
than they really are

I de-accelarate
and shift in reverse
trying to brake loose
hands peering thru my eyes

lol

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:15:00 +0000

Une vie décorative

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:22:00 +0000

Choisir son travail
Choisir sa femme
Choisir son toit

Choisir une vie décorative
comme celle des poissons rouges

Potato Ketchup

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:16:00 +0000

The Palin Moose Hunting Legend

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:16:00 +0000

According to legend, S. Palin was hunting deep in the forest on Good Friday when a moose appeared before her. Her aim faltered as the White House glowed over the animal's head and a reproaching voice said: "Ain't you got better things to do than shootin' moose?.

Inspired by her vision, S. Palin vowed to put down her rifle and leave Alaska to get some bigger guns and more meaningful targets in Washington.

Buzzin' on the bayou

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:24:00 +0000

Schizofrenetic monkeys

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:39:00 +0000

We're an extension of the ages
next in line
to be the lost civilization

a schizofrenetic tribe
tomorrow's discarded bones

history's creator
of the next missing link

Homer's Odissey a Fraud!

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:38:00 +0000

According to a certain Mrs. Polyphemus Cyclops, resident of a small greek island located of the coast of Santorini, between Charybdis and Scylla, her son, Odysseus Jr. (see photo) is the living proof that the account related in Homer's Odissey regarding the ferocious one-eyed beast who kept Odysseus prisoner and ate his comrads is completely false.

Mrs. Cyclops insists that Odysseus and his crew were on the contrary very well received when they shipwrecked to her front door 2800 years ago. In fact, they enjoyed very much their stay on the island and would have remained but when Odysseus found out he was to be a father, he sheepishly escaped through the night leaving Mrs. Cyclops blindfolded and tied to the bed...

According to Professor Hakan Ciuçu of the Mediterranean Institute of Mythology, the story could in fact be true since the average cyclops life is around 5000 years.

Another evidence of the Tzimols

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:47:00 +0000

Leader ain't nothing but dealer in reverse!

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:51:00 +0000

I seen them!

noreply@blogger.com (The Loose Poet) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:16:00 +0000