Limmy's Blog http://www.limmy.com/blog Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:35:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotation Republican songs during the minute’s silence http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LimmysBlog/~3/V_Tp-As7sEk/ http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/11/09/republican-songs-during-the-minutes-silence/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:33:56 +0000 Limmy http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=2452 Celtic fans outside Celtic Park sang Irish Republican songs during the one minute’s silence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KwSJCAfaBE

Shameful? Understandable? Or maybe the cunts were too drunk to realise that a minute’s silence was happening?

What d’yous think?

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8345713.stm

I couldn’t help noticing the similarities between the guy who did the shooting…

… and the cunt who lost the plot in Full Metal Jacket…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlrX3bwQ2rk#t=38s

Coincidence?

Aye.

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http://twibbon.com/cause/Spunk/twibute/Spunk-Twibute-250

In case you’re wondering what the fuck it is, it’s the result of a spunk Twibbon I made for Twitter. And what a Twibbon is is a wee graphic you can make up that then gets overlaid on top of people’s avatars on Twitters, to promote some kind of cause or just for the hell of it. People head off to your Twibbon page, they like what they see, they click the button, and then the Twibbon gets put on their image.

Well, I made one up with a cock spunking on whatever face the spunking cock was placed on. And when you get to 250 supporters, you get a Twibute! A Twibute being a collage!

So… there.

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“FAILomnomnom”.

It’s a combination of two of my currently most hated words and phrases on the internet: “FAIL” and “Om nom nom”.

It doesn’t mean anything. It just exists. It just exists to annoy me, and I made it.

FAILomnomnom.

]]> http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/11/03/failomnomnom/feed/ 85 http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/11/03/failomnomnom/ Mark Ronson v David Walliams http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LimmysBlog/~3/YgVyVmUm2no/ http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/11/03/mark-ronson-v-david-walliams/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:12:50 +0000 Limmy http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=2440 Imagine having your arse flashed in front of the world’s cameras, against your will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_W-N4oE_1Q

I’m no a big fan of Mark Ronson. The suit thing, the black tie, all that shite.

But I’ll tell you something, he should get a free kick at David Walliams’ baws for that.

P.S. Hahahahaha.

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At 1:52-2:00, they are doing a rape dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-WhtWM4vJY#t=1m48s

Elbow to the face, elbow to the face, shag, shag.
Elbow to the face, elbow to the face, shag, shag.
Run, run, run from the police.
Run, run, run from the police.

Then they do it again.

And if there’s any doubt that this is a song and dance about rape, they eliminate it by going on to sing the following lines:

=-=-=-
I have found emotions stronger than anything.
I can’t shake the feeling.
How long will it last? I just don’t know.
It has to be love that I’m feeling.
And I just can’t shake the feeling, no no no.
=-=-=-

Chilling. Absolutely fucking chilling. I can’t believe it’s taken me 20 years for this to click.

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http://www.limmy.com/playthings/halloween

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But, as always, you can read my wee messages on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/BrianLimond

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http://open.spotify.com/user/limmydotcom/playlist/4LyIhQlLDuBAa277LqFWwx

What’s yours?

]]> http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/10/26/spotify-playlists/feed/ 43 http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/10/26/spotify-playlists/ Happy birthday to me! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LimmysBlog/~3/IylYKn4vc6Y/ http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/10/20/happy-birthday-to-me-3/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:52:24 +0000 Limmy http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=2407 I’m 35.

Five years ago, I was 30. It’s been a good five years.

In the past five years, I’ve not touched a drop of booze, I travelled/moaned my way around the world, did stand-up for the first time, got my own telly series, and I just got a happy birthday message from Tasmin Archer on Twitter.

I’m telling you that anything’s possible.

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