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The Wii is Dead...

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:34:00 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks the wii is dead? I mean, sure, it was a blast to play when it first came out- Wii sports, super smash....but now....THIS? Are you kidding me?

Seriously...games based on movies are bad enough, but Hannah Montana... *pukes*. What the hell do you do in that game anyway? Hrm...maybe its like mario, but instead of mario you're Miley Cyrus and instead of jumping over gumbas you have to dodge skank photo controversies. Haha , i guess thats just my imagination rambling again, but I still have no idea what this fail wii game is about -_-. Who the hell would buy it?

Speaking of Miley Cyrus trying to sell sex to kids, check this out:

lol. What's supposed to be Hannah Montana"gummy guitars" actually looks like something
else..., and yes, each gummy guitar is conveniently flesh colored. Use your imagination.
Till next time ! Peace out.
KY
(P.S. Im going on vacation ! The next update will be in a week or so)

FAIL!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:16:00 +0000

Everyone loves to watch fails! This one's one of my favorite. The video speaks for itself.

One word: OUCH! Poor guy. There goes his family jewels.
Haha I wonder if the crowd is cheering for the goal or the ball smash?
More fail coming next update.

Flash Game Spotlight: Learn to Fly

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:48:00 +0000

A penguin takes it personally when he stumbles upon a wiki page saying that penguins can't fly. He thus goes on his quest to learn to fly !
But not with his wings (arms?)...but rather with gliders and rockets.

My penguin in action:

Try it ! You won't be dissappointed. Around a good 30-45 minute play. Heres the link:
http://armorgames.com/play/3789/learn-to-fly

EXAMS!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:51:00 +0000

Exams are here! I think its fair to say most people are running around school donning this expression: ( I think half the school is ready to kill themselves)

As for myself, I had my most despised exam today...MATH. I'm not the strongest math guy out there...(last semester i got a record low 50% but was rescued by a 20% curve ^^), so i have even more reason to worry. Turns out that my worries were well founded- the exam ZOMGWTFBBQ owned me...again. Looking forward to the epic fail when my report card arrives.

Some people at my school just can't take fails. Its day 1 of exams and I've already seen a bit of cheating around. Judgments aside, you've got to give these guys a bit of merit - they come up with the most original ways to cheat. Some ingenious methods I've seen or heard about so far include:

tearing the label off a water bottle and writing on the inside, then re-glueing it back to take into the exams
making a cheat sheet the size of your pencil case in order to conceal it inside
sitting on your notes
going to class early and adjusting the table positions to block the proctor's view

Have i ever cheated? Of course....I'm sure everyone has. But I even failed at cheating- got 71% even with the extra info and tips. I haven't bothered ever since.

Will update more when i have time. Peace out.
KY

The Best Sunday...NOT!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:03:00 +0000

I never imagined I would spend my Sunday in such a GREAT way.
Long story, but for those who don't know me, I'm in the school dance club- HKD (Hong Kong Dancers). Our annual dance show's coming up, and we had to paint the backdrop, which was btw, quite fail.

Actually, it was more like the cloth that failed. The paint actually "dried through" the cloth and ended up cafeteria floor. So guess who got to do the scrubbing? (Haha i didn't take part in the painting but i still got dragged into the cleaning)

No offense to all the janitors out there, but scrubbing paint off the floor is as fun as watching grass grow. To make things worse,we were banned from using rubbing alcohol because apparently it takes the wax off the cafeteria floor, and everyone cares about the cafeteria floor so much *cough*. In the end, we were reduced to scraping off the paint with cooking spatulas, plastic knives, and scissors. Woohoo.

Anyways, come support the dance show! Don't let all our paint scrubbing go to waste!
Props to Ana and Kath and everyone else who made the scrubbing more tolerable.
Peace Out.
KY

Youtube Feature: 5 Minute Morning

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Are you one of those people who are a mess in the morning? I am... I wake up 15 minutes before school starts (it takes 5-10 minutes to get to school), brush my teeth, skip breakfast, and haul ass as soon as i can. By the time i get to school, I look like one of those people from Lost (minus the Survivor beard). And i thought that was bad...

Watch this guy do the whole morning routine in 5 minutes. He does everything: jumps out of his pajamas (which takes literally one second lol), puts on his work clothes plus tie, makes and eats his own breakfast... We might even learn a thing or two from this.

Unsurprisingly, by the level of craziness involved, of course its on a Japanese TV show. Enjoy:

Don't you just love salaryman culture?
Shoutout to my friend Ana for recommending this clip.
Peace Out.
KY

Minibus Drivers : a threat to Hong Kong safety?

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:07:00 +0000

In Hong Kong, you'd think that drunk driving is one of the biggest threats to highway safety. Afterall, what can be worse than a driver who can't control the vehicle properly?
This is:

Yes, its a Hong Kong minibus driver. In other words, a driver who drives just as fast as a drunk driver but can control the vehicle perfectly well.

Before the government here made it mandatory for all minibuses to install public display speed meters , minibus drivers were free to go as fast as they want. Back then, there were no seatbelts on these buses so passengers would get thrown around...literally.

These guys are so intense that they even take the racing line when driving. Yeah...by that i mean the same route racecars would take in order to minimize the distance to the goal. lol WTF right?

I heard that they once put a minibus driver in a formula one simulator, and he broke the record on his first try...lol. I'm a bit skeptical if its true, but its definately possible.

Anyways, catch you later. Exams are coming up, so updates won't be as frequent.
Peaceout.
KY

True Story Feature: Suicide?! Hurry up?

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:26:00 +0000

TRUE STORY

Recently, in Guangzhou, China, a man who has been stuck in debt has a bright idea: climb up a bridge and threaten to jump down. Everyone comes out to try to help the guy ...military, police, paramedics, reporters...pleading for him to come down. This eventually goes on for about FIVE hours, and by then traffic is stretched for miles down the road.

So along comes a brave soul, a 66-year old man, who dodges the police, climbs up the bridge (he's 66! Holy shit), and slides up next to the jumper. He even shakes the jumper's hand, and says..."I'm here for you......"

Then, the unbelievable happens: he pushes the guy clear off the bridge, and salutes the crowd staring from below for a job well done. The crowd stares up and everyone's faces are like "What The F***?!" because they can't comprehend what they just saw. lol.

Fortunately, the jumper only broke a few bones (he fell onto an air cushion set up by rescue personnel).

Soon after that, traffic returned to normal. Liang Jian Shan, the 66 year old man, was arrested by the police.
Here's a video of the actual shove if you don't believe me.

Hrm...what do you think? Did the jumper deserved to be pushed? Leave a comment.
Hope you enjoyed the post! Peace Out.

Youtube Feature: Real Wolverine?

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:02:00 +0000

I hope you've seen Wolverine origins...not only do you get to see Hugh Jackman semi nude (the female's equivalent of Megan Fox ^^), but...nevermind... Thats the only good part.

Anyway, someone actually constructed a real set of wolverine claws...serious WTF. I think he's also putting it on sale so if you feel like being a superhero or a creepy serial killer these claws are for you I guess?

Check it out.

Welcome to life-channel!

noreply@blogger.com (Kevin) — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:53:00 +0000

Welcome to life-channel!
I've been inspired to share my rather ordinary life and my interests with everyone. You'll find everything on here- funny youtube videos, random rantings, etc. I'll share whats going on in my life with you, and you can even do the same! I prefer to stay anonymous for now as I don't want my friends and family scurrying over this blog just yet...but feel free to send me an email or something if you wanna chat. I'm always open to make new friends =)

Enjoy your stay here!
KY