Leader Global Operations

Awesome Atheist Posters

2009-12-11T16:20:00.002-05:00

The Leader is pleased. Make more posters now!

Leader Bus Slogans 3

2009-02-11T10:21:00.001-05:00

Still more awesome Leader bus slogans. Made with the automated Bus Slogan Generator.

Leader Bus Slogans 2

2009-02-08T13:19:00.001-05:00

More fun bus slogans for the Leader.

Leader Bus Slogans 1

2009-02-06T14:16:00.003-05:00

For those of you who have recently seen the atheist bus slogans of recent weeks.

Leader's got a busy weekend

2008-06-23T11:24:00.013-04:00

Made with a very cool custom receipt generator.

Leader Constructivism Posters 3

2008-03-25T14:00:00.006-04:00

A new Leader poster. Mmmmn. Tacos.

Leader Constructivism Posters 2

2008-03-16T10:00:00.006-04:00

Here are two more variations on the last image. Pretty cool, no? Just makes you want to get out there and rally for something.

Leader Constructivism Posters

2008-03-13T10:59:00.007-04:00

Time for progress. Time for action. Call all those faithful to the Leader's cause and bring forth a torrent of positive energy!

Or something like that. Here's the first in a series of Leader propaganda posters.

FSM helps defeat anti-evolution school board in Florida

2007-12-31T09:45:00.000-05:00

Another failure for the FSM to get its creation theory told in science class. Meaning, of course, a victory for science!

Leader would have helped, but he was drinking that day.

From Daily Kos

Efforts were afoot recently on the Polk County School Board (in the Tampa, FL area) to begin teaching the "concept" of intelligent design in science classes as an alternative to evolution, at a time when new state standards mentioning evolution by name for the first time are under consideration. It appeared that this bonehead move had the support of a majority of the school board, but that was before the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster arrived and shamed the school board into backing down. Jump down to read more about this somewhat merry holiday tale.

101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius

2007-11-26T17:54:00.000-05:00

Sweet book for the aspiring evil genius. This is definitely "Leader Approved". Remember, the Leader is not evil -- just gravely misunderstood.

101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius

Full of easy-to-follow plans and clear schematics for each project, as well as lists of materials and tools so you know exactly what's involved before you begin, 101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius provides you with all the plans, instructions, parts lists, and sources you need to:
- Use GPS systems
- Experiment with model rockets
- Navigate your way through the universe using your computer
- Build your own telescope, radio telescope, and planetarium
- Read celestial maps of heavenly bodies
- Create a Mars rover to explore your home
- Design your own International Space Station

Leader Motivational Poster: Hand

2007-11-15T16:55:00.000-05:00

Leader can always use a hand. He needs lots of them for a project. Human hands. As many as you can find.

Leader Motivational Poster: Superman again

2007-11-05T16:51:00.000-05:00

Meh, I take back what I said about Superman. I always thought he was a Presbyterian. Turns out he's an atheist.

Leader Motivational Poster: Follow

2007-11-05T16:24:00.001-05:00

The Leader was only trying to warn them about the axe-murderer in their back seat!!

Leader Motivational Posters: Skydiving

2007-10-25T16:46:00.000-04:00

Leader's not one for stupid death-defying feats -- or maybe He is ... we just don't know. Here's two bonus motivational posters on the theme of skydiving.

12 Beers. 0 Calories.

2007-10-11T15:14:00.001-04:00

It's the ultimate diet! Leader-style.

http://view.break.com/380354

Leader Motivational Poster: Spaghetti

2007-10-05T15:10:00.001-04:00

For the record, Leader was around first. And he fully supports teaching religion in schools -- in philosophy class, of course.

Leader Motivational Poster: Crazy

2007-09-12T18:00:00.001-04:00

Oh sure, only crazy people join cults? I'm sure all the other religious people are completely sane.

Leader Motivational Poster: Notes

2007-08-15T17:58:00.002-04:00

What do you mean you can't find a pen? This is important.

Leader Motivational Poster: Cod

2007-07-10T17:55:00.001-04:00

Mmmm. Cod. It's like the fish version of chicken.

Leader Motivational Poster: Fans

2007-06-25T17:19:00.000-04:00

Leader has some loyal fans out there.

Leader Motivational Poster: Elephants

2007-06-12T17:15:00.000-04:00

They never forget . . . to kill.

Leader Motivational Poster: Damn Minivan Drivers

2007-05-07T01:14:00.000-04:00

What's with them anyway?

Leader Motivational Poster: Crabs

2007-04-05T17:12:00.000-04:00

Leader hates crabs.

Leader Motivational Poster: Pork

2007-03-21T16:40:00.000-04:00

Or anyone you "meat" at a bar, even.

Leader Motivational Poster: Cult Leaders

2007-02-10T16:37:00.002-05:00

You know what we mean...