Wait…how long have I been asleep?  The Jets, that other, more dysfunctional New York based football team, actually showing some humility and grace by congratulating the Giants on their Super Bowl XLVI victory with a full page ad in the NY Daily News?  What’s next, Roger Goodell and James Harrison getting hitched in California?

Maybe this is a sign that blustery head man Rex Ryan will tone down his trash talking and braggadocious ways and focus more on actually getting his team to the Super Bowl, instead of just guaranteeing it year after year.  Color me shocked if that ever were to happen.

[via Darren Rovell on WhoSay]

Guh?  Sanchez? Really?  If you don’t know any of the Giants’ players, just say you’re there to see all of them.  Anybody but Sanchez. 

I could make the all-too-obvious crack about this girl’s hair color and intelligence but I won’t.  I’m sure those jokes will be able to make themselves.

And for the record, my dear girl, the only way Mark Sanchez is going to be involved in a Super Bowl parade in New York is if he’s hired to drive one of the cars the Giants players are riding in.

[via Hot Clicks]

No doubt the final tally will be much higher when the auction finishes, which is pretty amazing considering the selling point of the ball is that it is signed by Humphries, who was recently voted the most disliked player in the NBA, and Kardashian, a not unattractive woman known for her bulbous posterior and zero talent, unless you count becoming famous for starring in a homemade porn video talent, which it very well may be.

From the Twins website…

Fans can now bid on an official Major League baseball autographed by both reality TV star Kim Kardashian and soon-to-be former husband and Minneapolis, Minnesota native Kris Humphries.

“We have as far as we know, a one-of-a-kind item – a baseball with both of their signatures which we believe is best used to raise incremental funds for the good works of the Community Fund,” said Kevin Smith, executive director of public affairs for the Twins.

The baseball up for auction was signed by the ill-fated couple prior to the Friday July 1, 2011 game at Target Field. Kris Humphries threw out a ceremonial first pitch that evening. Fans now have the opportunity to bid on this unique piece of memorabilia with proceeds benefitting the Minnesota Twins Community Fund.

Unfortunately the winner of the auction only gets to keep the ball for 72 days.

*drops mic, raises arms in victory, walks off stage*

[Minnesota Twins]

The two Hardrock MMA 43 combatants were seemingly knocked out cold, but as you will see in the video, both were able to get to their feet and leave under their own power.  Officials ruled the bout a no-contest, and both men were paid their fight bonuses, which only seems fair.

Skip to the 1:30 mark to see the rare double knockout…

Apparently the latch on the door had been damaged during an earlier fight, and staff had deemed the door was fixed and in proper working order.  Yeah, good call on that one, fellas.

[Cagewriter]

Yesterday we brought you the pics of Patriots teammates Rob Gronkowski and Matt Light and their shirtless dancing antics following Super Bowl XLVI.  Not even 24 hours later and there’s video of Gronk going nuts on the dance floor, and yeah, his wonky ankle seems just fine.

Once again, not sure how this will go over with the majority of New England supporters, but if they are to be upset about this whole fiasco, it shouldn’t be that Gronk and Light were partying it up despite losing to the Giants (blowing off steam as it were), it’s that this party was a major sausage fest.  Gronk seems to be the type of guy that should be partying with chicks—lots and lots of hot chicks, 24/7.

And yes, your eyes didn’t deceive you…at the 2:28 mark that was Gronk getting spanked by a shirtless dude on the dance floor.  No words.

[via Barstool Sports]

Nothing turns a football fan into a snivelling, whiny child quicker than turning off the TV while they’re trying to enjoy the game.  I also liked the few who thought violence was a reasonable response to having the game shut off in the middle of an important play.  But my absolute favorite is the X-mas tree couple.  It’s February and you still have your Christmas tree up, fully decorated?  Weaksauce.

[Buzzfeed]

All I want to know is, how did Gronk’s ankle hold up during all that gyrating and shuffling?

And while dancing onstage with other shirtless men shuldn’t be condoned, at least Gronk has the physique to pull it off.  Matt Light, on the other hand, is built like an offensive lineman, which is perfect when  you play that position, as he does, but not so much when you’re busting a move at a post-game party.

Observe…

I think the only way this doesn’t draw the ire of head coach Bill Belichick is if he was on the turntables during LMFAO’s set, which is a longshot.  Then again, it’s probably a longshot that Belichick gets pissed at these guys for partying after losing the Super Bowl.  The man is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, clad in a ragged hoodie.

[H/T to Deadspin]

Redskins safety Reed Doughty’s neighbors were responsible for this huge Tebowing snowman, which I’m sure wasn’t easy to create.  But now that the fruits of their labor have been seen by the masses, can we finally put the Tebowing meme to bed?

Good night and good luck.

[image via Image CPR]

When the Giants opened the scoring in the first quarter, thanks to Tom Brady’s intentional grounding call from the end zone, I can guarantee no New York fan was as happy as this guy, who laid out $1,000 on a 50-to-1 prop bet that the first score of the game would be a safety.

Hopefully the dude who placed this insane bet will use his $50,000 in winnings to buy himself some custom underwear, because there’s no way regular skivvies can hold this guy’s ginormous balls.

[pic via @BenjaminLyons, Business Insider]

Forget winning your second Super Bowl in four years despite being on the hot seat most of the season—you know your coaching career has come full circle when you’re getting a congratulatory hug from Flavor Flav on live TV.

YEAAHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[H/T to Cosby Sweaters]