Kongregaters

Goodbye

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:07:00 +0000

I have currently stopped blogging and working on this blog, thanks for reading.
- Alan

Amberial, and Amberial Axis Walkthrough, Tips, Hacks, Completed Save File/.SOL File

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:59:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Tass, and Kongquake:
Amberial Walkthrough (The only one's that need tutorials are these):

Amberial Axis (Sorry, nobody did the supreme levels yet, if they make a youtube video of it would you please kindly tell me the link on the comments page, if nobody does that then in a while i'll make one myself!):

Tips (Alan):
- This is a sandbox game, you don't have to win the way you want them to

Custom Levels:
Alan:
,16-46-E1,53-30-S2,53-90-S2,53-150-S2,53-210-S2,53-270-S2,90-332-S15,209-322-H8,202-329-H9,217-314-H9,292-299-H9,307-314-H9,322-329-H9,314-322-H8,314-322-H8,277-299-H9,262-299-H9,247-299-H9,232-299-H9,239-307-H8,284-307-H8,254-292-H8,269-292-H8,247-262-H1,262-262-H1,277-262-H1,277-277-H1,262-277-H1,247-277-H1,456-337-K6,622-352-S4,667-352-S4,712-352-S4,757-352-S4,810-352-S1,870-367-S1,930-382-S1,953-420-S2,953-480-S2,998-420-S2,998-480-S2,998-540-S2,953-540-S2,998-360-S2,998-300-S2,998-240-S2,998-600-S2,953-600-S2,953-660-S2,998-660-S2,953-720-S2,998-720-S2,953-780-S2,971-836-S12,998-862-S6,953-817-S6,848-330-S2,810-292-L8,998-765-S2,1035-862-K1,1073-862-S6,1091-836-S9,1118-817-S6,1118-802-S6,1073-765-S2,1087-742-H1,1102-742-H1,97-7-H1,97-22-H1,97-37-H1,97-52-H1,112-22-H1,127-7-H1,127-37-H1,142-52-H1,172-22-H1,172-37-H1,172-37-H1,172-52-H1,187-22-H1,202-22-H1,202-52-H1,187-52-H1,202-37-H1,232-22-H1,232-37-H1,232-52-H1,247-37-H1,262-37-H1,262-52-H1,307-22-H1,292-22-H1,292-37-H1,292-52-H1,307-52-H1,322-52-H1,322-37-H1,322-22-H1,322-52-H1,322-67-H1,322-82-H1,307-82-H1,292-82-H1,352-37-H1,352-52-H1,352-22-H1,367-22-H1,457-22-H1,457-37-H1,457-52-H1,472-22-H1,517-22-H1,502-22-H1,502-37-H1,532-22-H1,517-52-H1,532-52-H1,532-67-H1,517-82-H1,502-82-H1,577-82-H1,607-22-H1,607-37-H1,607-52-H1,607-67-H1,607-82-H1,622-52-H1,637-52-H1,637-67-H1,637-82-H1,622-82-H1,667-22-H1,667-37-H1,667-52-H1,667-67-H1,667-82-H1,697-52-H1,697-67-H1,697-82-H1,712-82-H1,727-82-H1,727-67-H1,727-52-H1,712-52-H1,772-52-H1,757-52-H1,757-67-H1,757-82-H1,757-82-H1,772-82-H1,787-82-H1,787-67-H1,787-52-H1,787-82-H1,787-97-H1,787-112-H1,787-127-H1,772-127-H1,772-127-H1,757-127-H1,832-52-H1,847-52-H1,817-52-H1,817-52-H1,817-67-H1,832-67-H1,847-82-H1,832-97-H1,817-97-H1,877-52-H1,892-52-H1,907-52-H1,907-67-H1,907-82-H1,907-82-H1,892-82-H1,892-82-H1,877-82-H1,877-67-H1,877-97-H1,877-112-H1,937-52-H1,937-67-H1,937-82-H1,952-82-H1,967-82-H1,967-67-H1,967-52-H1,952-52-H1,997-22-H1,997-37-H1,997-52-H1,997-67-H1,997-82-H1,1012-37-H1,982-37-H1,1042-82-H1,1102-52-H1,1087-52-H1,1072-52-H1,1072-82-H1,1072-67-H1,1087-82-H1,1102-82-H1,1132-52-H1,1132-67-H1,1132-82-H1,1147-82-H1,1162-82-H1,1162-67-H1,1162-52-H1,1147-52-H1,1192-82-H1,1192-67-H1,1192-52-H1,1207-52-H1,1222-52-H1,1222-67-H1,1222-82-H1,1237-52-H1,1252-52-H1,1252-67-H1,1252-82-H1,427-37-H1,412-22-H1,397-22-H1,382-37-H1,397-52-H1,412-52-H1,382-52-H1,382-67-H1,397-82-H1,412-82-H1,427-82-H1,37-7-H5,22-7-H5,7-7-H5,54-9-H4,54-24-H4,39-24-H4,24-24-H4,24-24-H4,9-24-H4,114-219-H4,144-219-H4,99-249-H4,114-264-H4,129-264-H4,144-264-H4,159-249-H4,967-607-E3,982-607-E3,1072-712-E3,975-202-S1,975-187-S1,975-172-S1,915-172-S1,855-172-S1,795-172-S1,735-172-S1,675-172-S1,615-171-S14,585-156-S14,262-142-S5,262-232-E3,525-142-S1,465-142-S1,428-143-S3,413-143-S3,398-143-S3,383-143-S3,368-143-S3,353-143-S3,338-143-S3,338-128-S3,323-128-S3,1073-802-S6,1073-817-S6,1073-832-S6,1020-630-S7,1118-765-S2,1095-727-K1,1133-667-S6,1133-682-S6,1133-697-S6,1133-712-S6,1133-727-S6,1027-562-K4,1027-502-K4,1027-442-K4,1027-382-K4,1027-307-K4,1027-232-K4,1027-187-K4,1043-622-S6,1043-637-S6,323-112-S6,323-97-S6,308-97-S6,308-97-S6,368-82-S6,368-97-S6,383-97-S6,383-97-S6,840-572-S15,818-495-S2,863-495-S2,908-398-L4,908-413-L4,908-398-L4,908-413-L4,908-398-L4,908-413-L4,908-398-L4,908-413-L4,1035-97-S1,975-97-S1,915-97-S1,1101-247-K5,1101-442-K5,638-172-S6,623-172-S6,1088-818-L4,1103-803-L4,1088-803-L4,1012-112-E3,352-127-E3,367-127-E3,382-127-E3,367-112-E3,382-112-E3,382-112-E3,346-106-E2,353-82-S6,338-82-S6,1057-832-E3,0-0-BG5

Play Amberial Here
Play Amberial Axis Here

If you have a good custom level for Amberial Axis please post it in the comments and don't forget your name!
- Alan

Flip/Upside Down Text Generator + Backwards Text Generator + Weird Text Maker

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:41:00 +0000

These are all iframes to other sites -

Don't forget to scroll down!
Flip Text Generator:
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Read Full Post for the rest!

Backwards Text Generator:
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Weird Text Maker:
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Kinda hard to see, just click the link for the full page. HERE: Weird Text Maker

- Alan

Special Characters (Gotta Copy and Paste Em' All!)

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:14:00 +0000

Click Read Full Post
Amazing Special Characters in HTML Post: HERE
Chundo's Alt Key Post: HERE

These are fan made:
Alan: “ ” „ † ‡ ‰ ‹ › ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™
‾"‾- Pig Thing, ☢+☣=☠ - Smart Equation,

A few so far, if you would like to make one post them in the comment with the name or use anonymous if you would like to be anonymous and if it's not stupid then I will give you credit and paste one up here.

These are from http://www.copypastecharacter.com/:

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- Alan

People in Kongregate

noreply@blogger.com (Chundo) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:33:00 +0000

Hey guys, it's Chundo. On kongregate there are four types of people: regular kongstars, moderators, developers, and administrators. The moderators watch over chat and ban people if they are being bad. Moderators can also silence people for 15 minutes or an hour. They have an orange M next to their name. So follow the rules:http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct. Admins are more awesome! They are just cooler and have more responsibility. AND THEY HAVE A RED K NEXT TO THEIR NAME! How awesome is that? Developers, ironcially, develop games and put them up for the rest of us to enjoy. The developers are recognized with their awesome D.

(Alan says: Wtf are u talking about? On kongregate there are no kongstars, kongstars is just a weird name my friend made up?

Peace

-Chundo

How to Save Crunchball 3000 Saves and Play Them on Another Computer or Just Back Them Up

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:32:00 +0000

Pretty Long Title Huh?

Before you start you have to allow viewing hidden folders if you haven't click HERE.

Well i'm going to show you:
How to Save Crunchball 3000 Saves and Play Them on Another Computer or Just Back Them Up
which means:

If someone """accidentally""" deletes the cookies/cache then all your data is lost, nuuuuu, but if you had a copy of it you could just reload it or keep it in a flash drive and go to your friends house and play it, muahahahahaaaaa!!!!! OR you could upload it online and tell the world that you have the world's best game save and you can show off all you want but you have to relink to this site since we taught u, nahhh jk you don't have to. Well i'm going to teach you that... (Read Full Post)

VISTA:
Step 1.
Play the game

Step 2.
Click on the start button (Windows logo) all the way on the bottom left then click your name (not picture, your name is under your picture)

Step 3.
Click AppData, then click Roaming, then click Macromedia, then click Flash Player, then click #SharedObjects

Step 4.
There will be random numbers and letter, click it

Step 5.
Click chat.kongregate.com, then click gamez, then click 0004, then click 6200, then click live, then click Crunchball3000.swf

Step 6. Now you're in the crunchball save file folder, copy both of the files (the first one is game data, the second one is options)

Step 7. Paste wherever you want to put those backup files ex. Flash Drive, Desktop, My Documents, Porn Folder, etc.

Step 8. If you want to load them up again just go back to the same folder, steps 2 - 5, and paste the files there and the time you saved on that one

Step 9. Comment, give a rating, send me emails about how much you love me and my blog, and subscribe

Windows XP:
Step 1. Go to my computer

Step 2. On the address bar type in C:\Documents and Settings\

Step 3. Find and click your name

Step 4. At the end of the address bar add: \Application Data\Macromedia\Flash Player\#Shared Objects\

Step 5. Click on the random letter or objects

Step 6. At the end of the address bar add: chat.kongregate.com\gamez\0004\6200\live\Crunchball3000.swf

Step 7. Paste wherever you want to put those backup files ex. Flash Drive, Desktop, My Documents, Porn Folder, etc.

Step 8. If you want to load them up again just go back to the same folder, steps 2 - 6, and paste the files there and the time you saved on that one

Step 9. Comment, give a rating, send me emails about how much you love me and my blog, and subscribe

Play Game Here

- Alan

Monthly Plans

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:26:00 +0000

Alan's Current Points - 6
Alan's Plans:

June, 2009 -
[ ] Do 3 Impossible Badge Game Walkthroughs/Hacks/etc.
[ ] Get all above achievements (Sorry, have summer school, can't do that much)

May, 2009 -
[x] Add a few more widgets
[x] Frantic, Meatboy, Meatboy Map Pack, Mud and Blood 2, All Button Hunts Walkthroughs/Tips/.SOL Files/Cheats/etc.
[x] Earn a total of $5+
[x] Get 500 pageviews (Wow got 2x more)
[x] Get 25 unique visitors (Wow, alot more than I expected, 400)
[x] Put forums!
[x] Get all above achievements

Completion Time - 6 Days
+6 for the Wangster!

Chill Lounge - The Chillest Chat in All The Land

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sun, 31 May 2009 20:35:00 +0000

I/Alan/xnotorious have always been in the Chill Lounge (Well there was a few days that I stayed in the valley but I left because they were all emos) for a long time. I recommend you going to the Chill Lounge because they are "The Chill Lounge. The chillest chat in all the land." And we always have people talking (Well there are some awkward moments), and lots of mods so there is never any armageddon *cough cough* Vega *cough cough*. Here is a wiki of the chill lounge: http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Chill_Lounge. Here is a moment in the Chill Lounge (Click Read More):

(Press CTRL + F and find PEWP, that's when all the craziness starts)

Live2Die: lol I know right?

tyry: im not

Live2Die: and hello angel :)

angelpsuhbk: heya

Live2Die: my nephew's name Is angel :P

tyry: hi angel

Live2Die: interesting name for a boy

angelpsuhbk: really? mines not

angelpsuhbk: lol

LabDevil: hey guys

citychick: hey lab

citychick: nicee name

angelpsuhbk: hey devil

tyry: hes from heaven

LabDevil: like hell..

xnotorious: sup guys

citychick: hey notorious

josten: hello noto

SPARTAN1260: xfc;gjfd;lkgjkfdjgfjggfdkjgfjglrlkgj

tyry: angel vs dsvil

xnotorious: Does a shape creator counts as a game?

angelpsuhbk: hey

xnotorious: it has real life physics D:

Live2Die: spartan, chill :P

Kinsa: *sees stupidity levels rising and goes back to lurking in dungeon*

tyry: ook\

angelpsuhbk: hey spartan

Kaistyle2: It could, notor. As long as it has something that makes it not so boring. :P

tyry: hi\\

Live2Die: hey notorious :)

Kaistyle2: Hello, everybody.

LabDevil: hes goin ape shiz

Live2Die: and kai :D

MapleStory555: i hate this game pissing me off

josten: hello kai.

LabDevil: hey

tyry: hi every one that just came

citychick: oh hey kai

Kaistyle2: Don't mind me. I am just going to lurk because the more I chat, the more downhill the conversation goes.

MapleStory555: lol nah it wont kai

Kaistyle2: Maple. You haven't been around long enough to see what happens when I chat.

Gevock: Hey Josten

tyry: its still angel VS devil

citychick: haha's, okies kai.

Gevock: Hey Kai

josten: hi gevock.

MapleStory555: GO DEvil Go

tyry: its war

citychick: wowness...

Kaistyle2: Trust me. The chat will go downhill. 70% of the time, I didn't do it. But it is the other 30% that makes it awkward.

tyry: ko for agel

MapleStory555: lol i love it then kai

Didueatmycookie: Hai Kai

tyry: ho did

Live2Die: *who

Kaistyle2: Hi didu, and gevock.

tyry: hi did

Live2Die: hey gevock :)

Didueatmycookie: Geez i have nothing to do anymore :l

Gevock: I feel popular...

Gevock: Odd

tyry: sirryu i put an o \\

citychick: oh hey gev

Didueatmycookie: Sorry*

Live2Die: I've seen you stop in for a minute then leave without talking lol

josten: what no one is running?

tyry: s

Didueatmycookie: I don't like being stuck with my dad

Gevock: I have to run, just wanted to poke in and see what was goin' on.

tyry: i know some thing is rong with my key board

citychick: haha's ttyls gev

lipwood: sup

tyry: ok bye gev

citychick: hey lipwood

Live2Die: *wrong

tyry: hi wood

lipwood: hey

citychick: how r u?

lipwood: fine

Live2Die: hey lipwood :)

citychick: thats goodies

Live2Die: awesome name

tyry: i know some thingg is rong crap

tyry: like that

lipwood: thanks i no its not the best but is my xbox live

lipwood: name

Live2Die: An on-screen keyboard helps

tyry: o i see

tyry: wat happen

tyry: y

Dinoale: omg on screen keyboard is the most annoying thing ever

Dinoale: i had to use one for a month

tyry: lol

Dinoale: my hand was gonna go insane

Live2Die: I am still using one

tyry: cool

Dinoale: im sorry liver, i feel for you

josten: i don't want everything to go touch screen.

Live2Die: Nearly every other letter I type is done through it

tyry: ok its back

lipwood: do you have xbox live

Live2Die: Yea, that's not good

Live2Die: A keyboard is still easier

tyry: yeah

Chaotica: o ya...

Chaotica: i had x with a mermaid...

Live2Die: plus, your screen will get smudges and etc

tyry: thats all true

Chaotica: sex*

Live2Die: how nice chao

lipwood: h

lipwood: h

lipwood: h

lipwood: h

lipwood: h

lipwood: h

josten: the smudges would annoy me bad.

Chaotica: i think s...

tyry: stop

josten: lip no spam

Chaotica: but i think she gave me crabs...

Vanhaveir: Touche screen? = P

Live2Die: ^

tyry: ya man chill

angelpsuhbk: im curious as to how you managed that chaotica...

Vanhaveir: Anyone ever notice that?

Didueatmycookie: Back

tyry: wb

josten: front

angelpsuhbk: ahhh a joke

Dinoale: touchie screen.

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

Vanhaveir: Heh

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

Didueatmycookie: Now im just mad :l

tyry: hey i did eat ur cookie

Chaotica: well theyhave a hidden flipper you have to find it

Dinoale: lulz

sportsjefe: oh wow, a vanhaveir sighting.

Didueatmycookie: Ty

Didueatmycookie: No

lipwood: d

josten: hi jefe

lipwood: d

lipwood: d

Dinoale: yo jefe

lipwood: d

Didueatmycookie: Lip stop that

lipwood: d

sportsjefe: hey all

lipwood: d

tyry: wat did i do

Kinsa: oy...

Chaotica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c&feature=related

sportsjefe: Lipwood! Shut it!

tyry: its lip

Didueatmycookie: Stop with the i ate your cookie

Chaotica: its all cuase m boat....

ninjaspeedkill: yo i am new

josten: sorry van.

tyry: lip stop and chill

Didueatmycookie: Im very annoyed right now and that will only make it worse

Vanhaveir: Anywhos... yeah... Touch screen

Vanhaveir: Happens = P

tyry: me two

Vanhaveir: Caught me off guard though.

Chaotica: ....

Vanhaveir: I take it it's a button then yes?

Vanhaveir: Heh

josten: my bad, he was going to fast

Vanhaveir: Happens.

tyry: im so lost

Didueatmycookie: Cuz i have to do cat litter and apprently i have to go with my parents to go grocery shopping *mad face*

Live2Die: It's all good, cookie

tyry: im still so lost in this chat

Live2Die: just chill with us :D

sportsjefe: eh, it happens

Chaotica: this chat is very lost...

tyry: dx

Vanhaveir: AFK's guys, Starlanding with Ale.

josten: okay, van and dino

MapleStory555: -yawn-

tyry: dose any know were kate is

MapleStory555: my friend comin over

MapleStory555: SOMETHING TO DO WOO

tyry: kill him

Didueatmycookie: My friend cancelled on me

Didueatmycookie: :l

MapleStory555: aww cookie

Chaotica: awww

Didueatmycookie: Shes sick so yeah

MapleStory555: i tryed already tyry

Didueatmycookie: I dont want another cold

tyry: my friened muted my last time

SweetiePie: cancelled what?

Dinoale: pieee

Didueatmycookie: She was going to come over

did_u_eat_my_cat: did you eat my cat

citychick: wowness

SweetiePie: dinoo?

Dinoale: lollllllll

tyry: i did\

SweetiePie: :D

Dinoale: :D

MapleStory555: lol

Live2Die: lol wow

citychick: oh hey pie!

josten: nah, just you cookies.

MapleStory555: i feed cats not eat em

Didueatmycookie: Oh great :l

tyry: i ate ur cat

Chaotica: ..and then ill show you my penis

tyry: not

Live2Die: There's a joke that chinese eateries cook cat

SweetiePie: hey citychick

Didueatmycookie: Live chinese people eat cats

Didueatmycookie: And it makes me mad

SweetiePie: riiiight

josten: chaotica, stop with the profanity.

SweetiePie: joke....

SweetiePie: <_<>_>

MapleStory555: it true cookie

Live2Die: there was a sign online I found about that

Didueatmycookie: I dont like how people eat cats

Dinoale: about eating cats?

Live2Die: chill sp :D

DemonAssassin: hey people

Chaotica: thats not profain its ture

Live2Die: hey demon :)

citychick: hey demon

tyry: brb

DemonAssassin: hey L2D and citychick

angelpsuhbk: hey demon

sportsjefe: asian cultures eat very interesting animals.

SweetiePie: chill?

Didueatmycookie: Oh wonderful my brother will be home early BAH

DemonAssassin: oh i forgot and angel

Live2Die: nevermind lol

SweetiePie: i'm as chill as the chillest chill of chilltow

SweetiePie: *chilltown

Chaotica: lady gaga is....well i just jizzed in my pants...

sportsjefe: the clouds are forming around cookie, it appears.

DemonAssassin: like that song

SweetiePie: lol

Live2Die: you seemed stressed at first :P

SweetiePie: nooo

Didueatmycookie: Its probably a warning of Monday

Live2Die: lol awesome

SweetiePie: lol

shadowkid375: hey pplz

Didueatmycookie: Tomorrow is going to be my worst day ever

DemonAssassin: hey shadow

shadowkid375: hi

citychick: hey shadow

DemonAssassin: wadup?

Didueatmycookie: Because well its Monday and i have to go see a councillor because of my stupid friend

shadowkid375: hola

shadowkid375: nm

Didueatmycookie: Hai Chundo

DemonAssassin: oh ok

Rocman: Aggghhh!

Rocman: What happened?

DemonAssassin: ????

DemonAssassin: explain?

SweetiePie: you like your eggs plain?

Rocman: ...

citychick: hey rocman!

sportsjefe: scrambled, actually

sportsjefe: with ketchup

Dinoale: scrambled with ham

Live2Die: hey roc :)

Dinoale: mm

SweetiePie: mm

Live2Die: and jefe :D

L_o_u_i_s: darn pc restarted.

Didueatmycookie: I do not like eggs

SweetiePie: i like eggs

SweetiePie: but only on toast

SweetiePie: i make a mean omlette

Dinoale: when you think about it, he fact that we eat eggs is really gross

sportsjefe: they're pretty gross if not scrambled

ZaintheMan: Aloe everyone

SweetiePie: it bullies the toast into deliciousness

Chaotica: man...

Rocman: 10 people in room :P

Dinoale: i make a meaner omellete!

Rocman: 11

shadowkid375: oh sry hi haley

sportsjefe: dino, if you thought about any food long enough, you'd never eat.

Didueatmycookie: Theres 221 people in here

Didueatmycookie: Wait its going down

ZaintheMan: hello people

Dinoale: yeah and animals Great.

shadowkid375: 219*

Didueatmycookie: O.o

L_o_u_i_s: :x

citychick: ???

SweetiePie: lol

bunnykiller456: dude have you ever liked an egg shell

Chaotica: ....?

L_o_u_i_s: he means apples.

L_o_u_i_s: :D

citychick: i started paying atention at the wrong time

citychick: attention*

Dinoale: hahaha plant ovaries

Live2Die: lol

josten: wb lou

L_o_u_i_s: thanks josten

Dinoale: yeah they taught me that in sixth grade

ZaintheMan: How old is everyone

Didueatmycookie: I have a crab apple tree

ZaintheMan: ?

Dinoale: and pistons are plant penises

SweetiePie: lol i agree with Dino

Didueatmycookie: The spammer added me >.>

Dinoale: :3

SweetiePie: in my bio lab we grew pea plants

Rocman: Live2Die, you developed a game? I didn't know that?

SweetiePie: then had a plant orgy

sportsjefe: everybody adds you, cookie.

Dinoale: hahaha

Dinoale: we grew beans.

Didueatmycookie: Yeah i get added alot

Dinoale: then the mean middle schoolers killed them

bunnykiller456: they are called pistils

Dinoale: whatever, same crap

bunnykiller456: hey great guy

L_o_u_i_s: im playing l2ds game

Rocman: Hi Josten!

josten: hello roc

Vanhaveir: Louie download Trillian already -.- Getting tired of not being able to talk to you on IM's -.-

bunnykiller456: sup

SweetiePie: you should eat him in retaliation GG

tyry: back

Rocman: I ate the cookie this time, didu, sorry :P

Didueatmycookie: Roc

Didueatmycookie: Dont even go there

tyry: back

Live2Die: I used a tutorial for it though, and I modified the colors and stuff, but I hope I don't get in trouble :P

did_u_eat_my_cat: oooooooooo

citychick: wb tyry

shadowkid375: yes i did eat ur cat!

Live2Die: 2 people said It was "stolen" because I used a tutorial

Rocman: Why, didu?

did_u_eat_my_cat: NO!

shadowkid375: sowwy

Live2Die: hey shadow :)

Didueatmycookie: Because im pissed off and the jokes old

L_o_u_i_s: i know l2d, its fine.

Live2Die: ok cool :P

shadowkid375: joke's*

tyry: so wat are we all talking about

L_o_u_i_s: people made games exactly like the tutorials.

shadowkid375: hey l2d

Didueatmycookie: Dont correct me

L_o_u_i_s: shootorials*

shadowkid375: ehh pissy much?

tyry: hi shadow

shadowkid375: hey

Didueatmycookie: A DUR

L_o_u_i_s: 5/5 and commented =)

Live2Die: thanks louis :D

Didueatmycookie: Louis im going to try your game whats it called?

lipwood: i am sorry i got spammed my sister did it the bitch

did_u_eat_my_cat: Whatch your language

L_o_u_i_s: so how much money have you made so far l2d?

josten: what he said.

Didueatmycookie: Louis whats your game called?

Live2Die: I want no money :P

L_o_u_i_s: they're on my profile, haley

Didueatmycookie: Okay

lipwood: does anyone have a bb gun

Live2Die: Well, maybe for a game I work very hard on

bunnykiller456: i do

L_o_u_i_s: l2d.

shadowkid375: i do

shadowkid375: .... not

lipwood: what kind

L_o_u_i_s: click on "my revenue report" in your profile.

L_o_u_i_s: it shows the money your game made.

Live2Die: I know :P

Didueatmycookie: This game is intersting

L_o_u_i_s: oh.

Live2Die: hehe

josten: i played this really cool racing game the other day.

L_o_u_i_s: heyy. i made 2.41. thats like eight more cents since last time i checked.

Live2Die: I have made: $0.00

L_o_u_i_s: xD

josten: you go around for like ten laps.

DemonAssassin: L2D what does the "D" mean by your name?

L_o_u_i_s: :D

Live2Die: Developer

DemonAssassin: oh ok

sportsjefe: lol, on a purely white road, josten?

sportsjefe: nothing but green grass alongside?

josten: yep, you played it to?

tyry: i suck

Rocman: lol!

Rocman: lag!!

Live2Die: lol

Didueatmycookie: O.o Louis your on fire

L_o_u_i_s: :x

sportsjefe: yeah, it's got the framework

shadowkid375: lol

josten: great music there.

Live2Die: I can make a game with my bro, He knows everything about flash

L_o_u_i_s: lucky.

Didueatmycookie: I should make a game sometime

bunnykiller456: hey l2d what is ur game called

L_o_u_i_s: actionscripts are hard. D:

Live2Die: "Racing Game" lol

tyry: \dam i suck

bunnykiller456: ok i will play it in a min

Live2Die: yea louis, he has It all memorized

tyry: at this game

Live2Die: haha thanks bunny :D

tyry: any easy games u know of

bunnykiller456: np

Live2Die: on the forums there's a list of the easy badges

Live2Die: want a link ty?

tyry: plz

josten: lou, you should ask for a badge.

josten: then i could get more points.

Live2Die: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1/topics/27699?page=1#posts-542028

tyry: i need to lvl up

shadowkid375: *yawn*

josten: brb

tyry: and thanx live

shadowkid375: hey halley

sportsjefe: ???

tyry: thanx live

Live2Die: no problem :)

youwannacupcake: Hi chundo

sportsjefe: anyone remember of a 'system power failure' in starfighter: disputed galaxy

shadowkid375: how r u doing?

tyry: me want a cupkake

shadowkid375: too i got it first!

shadowkid375: too bad*

tyry: nooo

shadowkid375: sucker!

josten: jefe you start over?

tyry: u win this time

tyry: shadow

youwannacupcake: umm alright better then wednesday and thrusday so yeah i am good how about you?

sportsjefe: oh, all the accounts got hacked

josten: yep

josten: and yeah the power failure sucks

Didueatmycookie: zwhat?

sportsjefe: but i only had about 10 kills on my first account

Didueatmycookie: What*

sportsjefe: i've got 61 right now

sportsjefe: it's my next project!

shadowkid375: im doing decent-ish

Didueatmycookie: What got hacked?

josten: i didn't even have two hundred i don't think so no worries there.

sportsjefe: the accounts for Starfighter: disputed galaxy

Didueatmycookie: Oh okay

Live2Die: oh, I should play that

bunnykiller456: hey l2d

Live2Die: yea bunny? :)

josten: i only logged and killed maybe twenty or so a crack.

tyry: hi bunny

bunnykiller456: you should make the grass not as slowing

youwannacupcake: thatts good chundo

shadowkid375: yea...

bunnykiller456: hey i added you as a friend ty

sportsjefe: true, it's not grass, it's a marsh

shadowkid375: I'm very extremely tired though....

bunnykiller456: o

youwannacupcake: oh i am sad and cold and sad but thats it oh and tired now

bunnykiller456: cupcake sounds like a word for sex

Didueatmycookie: Ew

angelpsuhbk: it really doesnt

Live2Die: yea

youwannacupcake: ...wow

bunnykiller456: hey it is your name

tyry: hi

Didueatmycookie: It doesnt mean sex

bunnykiller456: if you change sex with the f word it does

youwannacupcake: no ur grose cause it dosent

Didueatmycookie: If you werent so gross it would mean cupcake like the food cupcake for you

L_o_u_i_s: pc restart. >.<>.<>.>

SweetiePie: dino!

SweetiePie: what you do!

SweetiePie: come in!

SweetiePie: sex in here!

Dinoale: :D okay

L_o_u_i_s: moce to florida, halley :o

Dinoale: D:

L_o_u_i_s: move*

SweetiePie: i have cupcaaaaakes

Dinoale: ill just take that frosting.

youwannacupcake: lol okay will try

bunnykiller456: you guys are going to cupcake arent you

SweetiePie: lol

Dinoale: cupcake is a good codeword for sexytime actually

youwannacupcake: ... bye i am gone now

SweetiePie: i need like a supersoaker

SweetiePie: loaded with frosting

tyry: bunny killer

bunnykiller456: i no right

SweetiePie: so i can cupcake random people on the street

Dinoale: eww it would look like pooping SP

sportsjefe: well, here's no. 6 dino.

sportsjefe: Being lovey dovey with someone. Being cute and cuddly, like paper on a cupcake

bunnykiller456: what

tyry: wat game u playing

Dinoale: awww jefe

L_o_u_i_s: paper on a cupcake? xD

Dinoale: thats cute.

SweetiePie: paper on a cupcake?

SweetiePie: what?

bunnykiller456: im not y

tadk: no, couple of fans works fine here in central fl

tyry: oh never mine

Dinoale: you know

Dinoale: the paper that comes with cupcakes

Dinoale: that you peel off

Dinoale: at the bottom

L_o_u_i_s: ohh.

L_o_u_i_s: gotcha.

Dinoale: :}

bunnykiller456: mufins are better

shadowkid375: *yawn* .... again

tyry: im not ever

Dinoale: bunny, you lie

L_o_u_i_s: see im not a baker like ale.

Dinoale: cupcakes pwn muffins all night long

Getcha: runescape ftw

SweetiePie: ooooooh

Dinoale: hehe lou

SweetiePie: lol i forgot about that paper

shadowkid375: cupcakes pwn muffins!

tyry: emo

Getcha: SFDG ftl

tyry: what

bunnykiller456: only sumtimes muffins have more flavor

SweetiePie: i'll eat both

SweetiePie: i'm not bakery racist

tyry: share

sportsjefe: muffins <>

Dinoale: i am def a baking goods discriminator

Dinoale: jefe you have it all wrong

Dinoale: sorry to say

bunnykiller456: oh yea ftw jefe

tyry: be nice

tyry: mod run

bunnykiller456: y cant i find your name tyry

SweetiePie: OH SHIT

SweetiePie: THE COPS

josten: what?

sportsjefe: what's wrong with banana nut muffins?

Dinoale: haha SP really is a fat black pedo

shadowkid375: all muffins

bunnykiller456: *hides behind a rock*

tyry: im in viseble

SweetiePie: hides behind bunny

Dinoale: all cupcakes> muffins

tyry: inviselble

SweetiePie: i agree

josten: i have been here the whole time tyr

shadowkid375: *hides behind bunny and sweety*

L_o_u_i_s: louis > ale :D

SweetiePie: now i wanna bake cupcakes

shadowkid375: ooh

SweetiePie: pie > sp

shadowkid375: that's cold oui

Dinoale: louis is gay

Dinoale: he told me.

tyry: im not here

L_o_u_i_s: ale yor gay.

josten: heh lou

bunnykiller456: o never mind i added you as a friend so your at the top

L_o_u_i_s: you told me. :P

Vanhaveir: Vanhaveir + Ale : D

shadowkid375: louis > ale i have to admit!

Dinoale: D:

Dinoale: -barf-

shadowkid375: lmfao

L_o_u_i_s: hehe.

Vanhaveir: HAH!

tyry: bunny did u fine me

L_o_u_i_s: louis + van ;D

L_o_u_i_s: jk.

Dinoale: shadowkid has a crush on lou

Vanhaveir: Vanhaveir + Louie's SG =D!!!

Dinoale: awww.

SweetiePie: lol

shadowkid375: lol

bunnykiller456: yea ur my friend on here so your at the top

shadowkid375: yea i do

Dinoale: i agree Great

shadowkid375: problem w/ that dino?

Dinoale: ys

L_o_u_i_s: hands off van (f o,..,o )f

Dinoale: yes

SweetiePie: VegadeV + MegadeV

Dinoale: i am a huge homophobe

SweetiePie: =MegaVegadeV

Dinoale: i do not like butt pirates

L_o_u_i_s: o.o

georgeiscool: hi all

Dinoale: -high five-

Vanhaveir: I like butt pirates...

L_o_u_i_s: hey goergy.

SweetiePie: lol buttpirates

SweetiePie: do they give high butts?

L_o_u_i_s: ale is a poser homophobe.

tyry: put me as ur friend'

SweetiePie: high butt!

Dinoale: louis caught me

josten: hello geogre.

Dinoale: :{

SweetiePie: *high butt*

Takoo: bleh

L_o_u_i_s: i knew it :o

bunnykiller456: who ty

L_o_u_i_s: hi takoo

Takoo: ahoy

Dinoale: louis is into animals

tyry: all of u

Dinoale: he told me.

SweetiePie: lol

L_o_u_i_s: ale is into pewp.

L_o_u_i_s: she showed me. o.o

josten: wow this is nasty.

bunnykiller456: o and ftw GG

Dinoale: at least pewp has a soul

L_o_u_i_s: xD ?!

SweetiePie: yes it does

Dinoale: hahahha

gamerboy8o8: hey everyone

tyry: add me ok

L_o_u_i_s: im lieterally rofling.

SweetiePie: all pewp goes to heaven

Dinoale: me too lou

SweetiePie: which mean heaven stinks

Vanhaveir: I'm lost now.

Dinoale: hahha

josten: it must

L_o_u_i_s: hahaha.

Takoo: pewp on chest?

shadowkid375: lol nc

SweetiePie: nuuu

SweetiePie: D:

bunnykiller456: hip hip

Dinoale: i cant stop laughing

L_o_u_i_s: xD

shadowkid375: oui im sry to do this but

Vanhaveir: Poop only has a soul if it's name is Ale.

shadowkid375: i <3>

Dinoale: :D

SweetiePie: lol

L_o_u_i_s: ={

josten: whaaa?

L_o_u_i_s: ...but... last night...

SweetiePie: i heart my poopoale

Dinoale: shadowkid = new calvin

shadowkid375: im sowwy

Dinoale: aww SP

L_o_u_i_s: lol no ale.

tyry: did u all add me

shadowkid375: josten!

L_o_u_i_s: calvin is a spoilsport.

bunnykiller456: GG run run for the hills

shadowkid375: I LOVE YOU!!!!

Dinoale: lol

josten: i used "it" on dragon warrior

sportsjefe: format pewp

Dinoale: true

shadowkid375: /wjosten I LOVE YOU!!!

josten: shadow you are crazy.

Didueatmycookie: O.o

shadowkid375: no i'm not

L_o_u_i_s: pewp : the dino ale story.

Didueatmycookie: Back

shadowkid375: i'm in love w/ u!

ninjaspeedkill: BUNNY INVASION

L_o_u_i_s: thats the title for her autobiogrpahy.

L_o_u_i_s: she told me. :b

Dinoale: beastiality: the louis story

tyry: I LOVE ALL OF U

shadowkid375: lmfao

georgeiscool: i love this game

tyry: NOT

Didueatmycookie: Chundo you seem a bit out of your mind

SweetiePie: lol

sportsjefe: dino and mikey: a tale of two... yeah.

SweetiePie: the pewp thickens

shadowkid375: I AM NOT HALEY!

tyry: omg\

Dinoale: a tale of two what

shadowkid375: im very much in my mind!

Dinoale: finish it!

Dinoale: finish it!

josten: no you are not.

Didueatmycookie: Im Haley

shadowkid375: yes i am!

SweetiePie: a tale of two midgets

L_o_u_i_s: w/ dinoale no i dont want to have pewp for dinner at your house tomorrow night.

josten: :o

shadowkid375: lol nice

L_o_u_i_s: woops. :o

SweetiePie: moo

gamerboy8o8: :|

Dinoale: w/ louis dude, if you love animals that much i suggest you move to a southern farm. seriously youll love it there

sportsjefe: no, i think i'll just leave it hanging like that.

shadowkid375: josten....

Didueatmycookie: And Chundo Im Haley

josten: yes?

shadowkid375: huh?

SweetiePie: lol

sportsjefe: let people fill in the blanks themselves

shadowkid375: wat do u mean haley

tyry: p i t c t i v t y a t iv

shadowkid375: i said u r haley

L_o_u_i_s: w/ dinoale what the heck is pewposexual?!

Didueatmycookie: And who the crap keeps adding me!!!

shadowkid375: idk

SweetiePie: heyyy

josten: lou....

shadowkid375: josten.....

L_o_u_i_s: yea.. sorry.

SweetiePie: we could be like the tree stooges

SweetiePie: oui, ale, and pie

L_o_u_i_s: yes pie?

SweetiePie: the beast, the pewp, and the cupcake

shadowkid375: lmfao

josten: yes shadow?

Dinoale: hahhaha

tyry: dads

Didueatmycookie: I dont think i want pewp beside my name on the wiki thing

tyry: wow

L_o_u_i_s: haha

shadowkid375: i think we need to take some time off :(

josten: hehe.

shadowkid375: mabe date other ppl?

tyry: zzzzzzzz...zzzzzz.....

shadowkid375: im sowy :'(

shadowkid375: i really am

SweetiePie: but

SweetiePie: but

Dinoale: have you guys read mikeys description on the wiki thing

Dinoale: it speaks truth

SweetiePie: i love carbon dating YOU

tyry: its butt\

Dinoale: lol SP

bunnykiller456: didyoueatmycookie=didyoueatmypewp

josten: awww

L_o_u_i_s: lol.

Dinoale: lol bunny

L_o_u_i_s: nah.

shadowkid375: ...bye... D:

Didueatmycookie: Bunny

L_o_u_i_s: dont mess with cookster.

sportsjefe: oy... no.

SweetiePie: lol bunny

tyry: bye

tyry: all

georgeiscool: by tyry

shadowkid375: so am i

SPARTAN1260: hghtgghgux xjyuityhnjyt yjyyjcjyj1243867357

Didueatmycookie: My name does not equal that and unless you want trouble i suggest not saying that

xnotorious: what day is it?

shadowkid375: with a broken heart!!!

bunnykiller456: sweetiepie=sweetiepwep

josten: no spam

Dinoale: chill lounge = hilarious

bunnykiller456: *pewp

shadowkid375: sunday alan

xnotorious: 31st?

L_o_u_i_s: the one time i was here at midnight it was like this too.

Dinoale: GreatPewp

shadowkid375: yes

SweetiePie: naw it's "didyoupewpmycookie"

Chaotica: ....

L_o_u_i_s: dinopewp.

shadowkid375: lmfao

gamerboy8o8: im lost :\

bunnykiller456: dinopewp

tyry: any oned

xnotorious: we got 900 page views in 6 days lols

Didueatmycookie: UGH >.<>

Dinoale: no its Pewpotica

shadowkid375: /wChaopewp i <3>

tyry: vive thanx for the link

L_o_u_i_s: Greatpewp.

xnotorious: omg pewpotica reminds me of something -_-

shadowkid375: lol

bunnykiller456: i shot the pewp but i did not shoot the pewpity

SweetiePie: a pew pot?

L_o_u_i_s: bunny rofl xD

xnotorious: I hit PEWPITY

SweetiePie: lol

shadowkid375: jostepewp left!

citychick: *hides in corner*

tyry: live thanx for the link

lucariofish1: pewpkiller

shadowkid375: *stares at citypewp*

Dinoale: hahahaha

Chaotica: paw-potica....sounds like kinky porn...

SweetiePie: lol there's a citypewp in the corner

Vanhaveir: Curry... the end.

tyry: hi luca

shadowkid375: *points finger at pewpchick*

bunnykiller456: bunnypewp

citychick: haha's Chaotica

shadowkid375: lol

Dinoale: VanPewpeir

Vanhaveir: DinoCurry.

shadowkid375: vanhaeipewp

Dinoale: hehehe

shadowkid375: lol pewpguy

xnotorious: shadowkid is lvl 52 on a pewp's story!

shadowkid375: 62*

xnotorious: oops -_-

Dinoale: Pewp Lounge

Dinoale: Chill Pewp

xnotorious: i already said that lol

citychick: .....

Dinoale: your mom said that

xnotorious: my mom said pewp lounge?

bunnykiller456: im coming down with the pewpness

Live2Die: lol you all are......

citychick: *builds wall around self*

Dinoale: awesome

Live2Die: awesome :D

xnotorious: one tiny little innocent PEWP

L_o_u_i_s: lol.

Live2Die: indeed

sportsjefe: crazy?

SweetiePie: pewp?

xnotorious: suck my PEWP

bunnykiller456: it is the disturebed song coming down with the pewpness

L_o_u_i_s: how would we "pewp" ify face guy?

shadowkid375: Chill lounge: the pewpiest lounge in all the land!

bunnykiller456: *disturbed

sportsjefe: 0___pewp___0

xnotorious: disturbed song: get pewpified, BLAH

Dinoale: PO_______OP

L_o_u_i_s: (Pewp)______(Pewp)

Didueatmycookie: >.>

L_o_u_i_s: i like ales xD

Dinoale: hahahah

bunnykiller456: pe_______wp

lucariofish1: *climb over city's wall and stare*

xnotorious: PE____WP

Yeah it was a pretty ****ed up day

- Alan

HideMyAss.Com HAS TROJANS/VIRUSES/MALWARE

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sun, 31 May 2009 05:25:00 +0000

First of all: Google DIDN'T detect this on their searches, AVG said this site was alright. This is MALWARE, this site has ALOT of traffic!

Malware, a portmanteau from the words malicious and software, is software designed to infiltrate or damage a computer system without the owner's informed consent. The expression is a general term used by computer professionals to mean a variety of forms of hostile, intrusive, or annoying software or program code.^[1] The term "computer virus" is sometimes used as a catch-all phrase to include all types of malware, including true viruses.

- Wikipedia

After I got banned from Kongregate (Only for 7 days, I went back on kongregate after 10 days anyways) I tried logging in on a proxy site and chose to use hidemyass.com. It still said I was banned anyways so my plan didn't work anyways but when I was
using it hidemyass my AVG 8.5 detected 2 trojans from their popups that you apparently can't block. I deleted them and if you don't have an antivirus, I recommend you getting one, try avg free, it's free and it works pretty well.

Here are some pages ALSO discussing the "problem":
Yahoo Answers
Yahoo Tech (Same as Yahoo Answers)
Norton
Forums.Randi.Org

- Alan

Frantic Walkthrough + Hack/Cheat

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:56:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Tasselfoot, and KongregateHack:

Part 1:

Part 2:

Cheat:

Undefined Terms (Merriam Webster):
Frantic:
1: Archaic : mentally deranged B: Emotionally out of control
ex. Frantic with anger and frustration.
2: Marked by fast and nervous, disordered, or anxiety-driven activity
ex. Made a frantic search for the lost child.

Complete Game Save File
NONE - You have to do it yourself since there is no saving in this game =O

Play Game Here

- Alan

Meat Boy and Meat Boy Map Pack Walkthrough, Completed Save File/.SOL,

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Tass, and KongregateHack:

Meat Boy:

Meat Boy (Map Pack):

Tass only completed levels 1-30 because he said it was too hard...

Meat Boy Complete Game Save File
Store In: 0002\4866\live
DOWNLOAD HERE

Meat Boy (Map Pack) Complete Game Save File
Store In: 0003\1505\live
DOWNLOAD HERE

Play Game(s) Here

IF YOU HAVE A GOOD CUSTOM LEVEL COPY AND PASTE THEM TO THE COMMENTS AND IF IT'S REALLY GOOD, I'LL PUT THEM UP SAYING THEY'RE GOOD!
- Alan

Forums

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:46:00 +0000

We created a new forum at kongstars.forums-free.com (NO www.!!!!)! Check it out!

Preview

Button Hunt 1, 2, 3 Walkthroughs

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 25 May 2009 21:42:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to jogosonlineutubeeme, and Locomikey666:

Button Hunt 1

Button Hunt 2

Button Hunt 3

Play Game(s) Here

- Alan

Three Ways You Can Learn From Movies

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 25 May 2009 18:57:00 +0000

Three Ways You Can Learn From Movies
by: Kevin Eikenberry

Movies are everywhere.

Their stories, phrases, and scenes are a part of our culture.
We all have favorite movies, favorite memories relating to movies, and in some cases movies that help us define our lives. While you may not think about it, movies have probably enriched your life.

Movies are stories told in a rich medium. Stories are how we make sense of the world. They hold tremendous power to surprise and delight; to affect in ways far beyond entertainment. Stories, well told on film, can affect our views of ourselves and alter our perspectives of our world. Stories, without question, have made our lives better.

Learning is one of the most important parts of life. In fact, the ability to learn in a multitude of ways is one of our most human qualities. We learn best when we are immersed in a situation, actively involved in the learning process. Movies can help us learn because they wrap us up in a story. If you`ve ever jumped or screamed or cried during a movie, you`ve experienced the power of film.

While most think of movies as entertainment, a diversion or an escape because of their very nature they can be much more than that. As the previous paragraphs show, they likely already have become a source of learning in your life.

The rest of this article will provide you with three specific ways you can consciously use movies to drive your learning and enrich your life:

Asking Reflective Questions

•Exploring Your Mental Filters
•Creating Group Conversation
•Asking Reflective Questions

There are some general questions that can be helpful when reviewing a movie - whether to reflect personally or to spark a conversation.

These questions can be used with any movie and can be, by themselves, the foundation of meaningful learning opportunities.

These core questions include:

•What was/were your favorite scene(s) and why?
•What did you like/dislike about the movie and why?
•If you`ve seen the movie before, how was your experience of the movie different from past viewing(s)? What struck you the same or differently?
•What scenes made you laugh or cry (if appropriate)? Why?
•Which characters, if any, do you identify with in some way?
•What about this movie or story reminds you of your life experiences?
•What if anything will you do differently, or think about differently, since watching the movie?
•What insight do you gain from this movie?
•What in this movie inspires you?

Exploring Your Mental Filters

Your state of mind, current thoughts, and life experiences all play a part in how you "see" a movie.

This is one reason why you can watch a movie twice, even if only a few days apart, and have a very different experience. Your mental filters are the reason why you may experience a movie differently on different viewings.

Some of your filters are life-long, based on your values, early experiences and deeply held beliefs. For example, people who grew up in India will have a different perspective and therefore view the movie Gandhi much differently than Americans will. Different filters are largely the reasons for these distinct perspectives.

Other filters are related to more recent events and the various roles you are playing in your life at that time. If you saw The Sound of Music after recently being widowed, your reaction to Captain von Trapp might be different than in previous viewing of this movie. These more recent filters are the main causes of unique experiences during various viewings of the same film.

The question "If you`ve seen the movie before, how was your experience of the movie different from past viewing(s)? What struck you the same or differently?" is included to help you examine your filters. Often by thinking about these filters, movies can help you reflect your own growth and change over time, as well as how current situations are shaping you.

Creating Group Conversation

While you can do the first two tasks by yourself, I`m guessing you often watch movies with other people, so it`s natural to consider having a conversation with others about a movie.

Of course, this happens naturally already, either with the people you watched the movie with or around the coffee pot when you all realize you`ve all seen the same movie.

Since conversations about movies are natural, all I am suggesting is that you consciously extend and/or facilitate the discussion so that everyone can take lessons and insights for their own lives from the fiction you`ve experienced on film.

This may be as simple as you interjecting questions from the reflective question list into the normal movie banter, or it might be even more intentional where people agree ahead of time to extend the entertainment of the movie into the education that can be derived from it. Either way, everyone wins!

In the second case, if you are leading the conversation, the best way to begin is to simply tell people that the goal is to learn from the experience of the movie. Let them know that you want this to be fun, and encourage them to really listen to each other.

Encourage them to approach the conversation with a spirit of inquiry, not of debate. Conversations usually aren`t very fulfilling when everyone has the same opinion, so encourage people to share their thoughts, even if they seem "way out" or different from the opinions of others. When you set up the conversation that way, you are well on your way to a great interchange and much new learning for everyone.

Potential Pointer: Movies are a part of our lives, whether you watch several a week or haven`t been to the theater in years. Because movies provide a rich sensory experience of a story, they provide a wonderful platform to learn when you take the time to intentionally extract lessons from them.

Flip Computer Screen Trick

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Well I learned this new fun trick on flipping your (or other people's, muahahahahaaa) computer. But wait, it only works for Windows XP or newer computers (Some computers just wont work)! Gasp! But who has those old computers anyways?

OK, so this is how you do it:
CTRL + ALT + DOWN for upside down
CTRL + ALT + LEFT for left screen
CTRL + RIGHT for right screen
CTRL + UP for right side up screen

Pics:
(Click Read More)

Right Side Up

Upside Down

- Alan

Learn to Fly Walkthrough + Tips + Hacked/Completed Save File/.SOL

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:02:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Tasselfoot, oats, cosmogirl, and KongregateHack:

Cheat Engine:

Cheats:
Gravity -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 99 99 d9 3f 9a 99 99 99
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 e1 7a a4 3f 7b 14 ae 47

Cash -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 80 84 2e 41 00 00 00 00

Text Walkthrough by oats:
D - distance
A - altitude
S - speed
G - glide
[1] 5': 16$; Shop: Acc 1 (-15$).
[2] 5': 25$ + 25$ (D); Shop: Glider 1 (-50$).
[3] 5': 46$ + 25$ (G); Shop: Ramp 3 (-50$), Air 1 (-10$).
[4] 5': 62$ + 25$ (A); Shop: Accel 3 (-80$).
[5] 10': 136$ + 200$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 1 (-250$), Air 4 (-100$).
[6] 5': 184$ + 25$ (S); Shop: Accel 4 (-150$).
[7] 20': 243$ + 500$ (A); Shop: Ramp 7 (-600$).
[8] 20': 414$ + 500$ (G); Shop: Glider 2 (-1000$).
[9] 10': 634$ + 200$ (D,S); Shop: Air 7 (-800$).
[10] 35': 1117$ + 4000$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 2 (-2000$), Accel 6 (-750$), Fuel 4 (-300$).
[11] 20': 2179$ + 1000$ (D,S); Shop: Glider 3 (-5000$).
[12] 35': 3248$ + 4000$ (D,S); Shop: Ramp 10 (-4000$).
[13] 50': 5953$ + 10000$ (A,G); Shop: Accel 10 (-10000$), Air (-6500$), Fuel 7 (-2000$).
[14] 50': 10267$ + 5000$ (D); Shop: Rocket 3 (-10000$), Fuel 9 (-6000$).
[15] Finished.

Tips (Alan):
- DON'T be afraid to use all your money
- It's NOT impossible, duh!
- Always get the glider before the rocket
- This game is alot like hedgehog launch
- Don't use all your boost at once unless you're trying to get altitude achievement
- Always check your altitude meter
- Don't hit the water after you got glider
*When I say achievements I mean the achievements you get paid for in the game, not the kong badges*
- When trying to get the altitude achievement go straight up with rocket
- When trying to get the speed achievement go straight and use rockets
(You could just go straight down but that would waste a day)
- When trying to get the distance achievement just do the speed achievement one
- When trying to get the time achievement, just don't suck at playing or just go straight down in the water (No offense to people who suck badly at this game)

Tips (cosmogirl):
ok here ill tell u how to get the 4,00 and 6,000. get eveything. EVERYTHING. then get ur resistance to exactly 3% or at least pretty close. then use ur rocket to get up to 200 mph. once the speed goes down to 175 mph, boost it back up to 200. keep doing that until u r out of fuel. then when u r out or rocket fuel, go down then up. dont let ur resistance go up to more than 6. when u go back up u should have ur resistance back at 3%. if u have done this correctly, u should have gotten far. this does work. so do it. i rate the game 5/5. very fun!

Learn to Fly SONG?:

Nahhh it's just the foo fighters

Penguins Have No Logic?:

Hacked/Completed Game Save File
Store In: 0004\5630\live
DOWNLOAD HERE

Play Game Here

- Alan

A Small Favor Text + Video Walkthrough

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:57:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Newgrounds, Tass, and Alan:

Second Locker Number: 1977

Kongregate Fission Mailed Badge:
All you need to do for the Fission Mailed is get the green vial, kill Milos, turn the green vial into a bomb, kill the Worm then return to the train area.

Alan's Super Quick Finish All in 1 Text Walkthrough:
*Sigh* After writing for 15 minutes, I decided to watch Tassel's walkthrough and he did everything I wrote so I decided to not finish it.

Text Walkthrough from Newgrounds.com:
Round One
The Apartment

* Get the gun
* Charge it in the power generator
* Get the cigar

The Apartment Hallway

* Give cigar to the Insect Trader
* Get green hose

Outside the Apartment

* Click the metal ground switch to turn the water on.
* Walk Right

The Big Rock

* Walk right

The Blue Cactus

* Select your hose and drag it to faucet with running water
* Fountain will overflow and reveal secret hatch
* Enter hatch

The Worm's Lair

* Get objective to ELIMINATE MILOS
* Walk back to Transit entrance

Transit Entrance

* Click machine to de-activate gun.
* Enter Transit Lobby

Transit Lobby

* Click the alarm to move security robot.
* Walk Left

Transit Waiting room

* Click garbage to get bottle
* Walk Right

Transit Lobby

* Talk to the Transit trader
* Trade bottle for red plug adapter.
* Observe Transit symbol - note whether it's showing a triangle, square or circle.
* Walk Left

Transit Waiting room

* Drag the red plug adapter to power outlet.
* Cord will plug in giving power to the coffee maker.
* Go down the stairs to the left

Generator room

* Click on the jacket on the ground to see the combination to Roy's locker
* Enter locker code 4827
* Get the mug
* Look at the combination sheet
* Look at code for triangle, circle or square depending on what was shown in Transit Lobby
* Enter appropriate code into shield keypad
* Charge your gun with generator
* Open the leftmost locker and get a cup with coffee beans
* Click on the fan control on the right wall turn it off
* Go to the waiting room and enter washroom

Washroom

* Open vent
* Look in vent and shoot out power supply.

Transit Waiting room

* Click on the coffee maker
* Put in the coffee beans
* Put in the mug
* Get mug of coffee
* Give mug of coffee to the guard.
* Enter Milos office

The Worm Solution
Milos Office

* Shoot Milos
* Return to the worm's lair

Worm's Lair

* Worm will give panel key
* Walk back and take Transit system to building #9

Building #9

* Use key to open security tower panel

Security chip puzzle solution

* Press big red buttons to turn them green
* Unplug patch cord, plug into next series of Red buttons, press them
* Repeat on final set
* Press top left switch to remove chip cap
* Move both sliders all the way to the right
* Press green left arrow
* Press square button
* Press green right arrow
* Get chip

Building #9

* Bring security chip to worm

Worm's Lair

* Get hacked chip
* Return to building #9

Building #9

* Put hacked chip into security tower
* Enter gates

Alternate Milos Solution
Milo's Office

* Don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Give bomb to the worm
* Watch him explode!
* Return to Milos to get Yellow code clearance
* Enter Building #9

ROUND TWO - BUILDING #9
Hallway

* Go into the first door

Kitchen

* Click on thermostat on wall
* Turn the temperature all the way up

Hallway

* Go into the 3rd door

Birdie's Office

* Pick up the mug
* Exit to Kitchen

Kitchen

* Put the mug in the microwave
* Turn the temperature down
* Go into hole in the wall

Harold's office

* Take the badge on the ground
* Look at the fish tank and get the code "173"
* Go into the fourth door on far wall

Waiting Room

* Talk to the secretary v 2.0 and book an appointment
* Then swap an appointment with the password 173
* Go into the Lobe's office

Lobe's Office

* Kill Senator Lobe

FAVOR WALKTHROUGHS
RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE

* Talk to Mr.Dog in Transit Waiting Room
* Exit and walk all the way to the right until you reach the Carboard box house.
* Enter the house.
* Shoot the scavenger and get the briefcase.
* Exit and head back to Transit lobby.
* Give briefcase to Mr.Dog

ELIMINATE BODYGUARD

* Talk to Mr.Blob in Transit Waiting Room
* Get coffeemaker working with red plug adapter, coffee beans and mug
* Give mug of coffee to guard
* Follow guard into washroom
* Shoot guard

ELIMINATE TRANSIT TRADER

* Point gun at Insect Trader
* Holster gun to get mission
* Head into Milo's office
* Draw gun
* Holster gun, don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Trade bomb to Transit Trader
* Watch him explode!

MAKE A BABY DOLL

* Talk to Mr.Snakeman
* Get baby doll head from rock by big graffiti boulder
* Get popcorn bag from bathroom garbage
* Trade something for green sock from Transit Trader
* Combine popcorn with sock to make stuffed sock
* Combine baby doll head with stuffed sock to make a stuffed snake baby doll
* Give stuffed snake baby doll to Mr.Snake

Play Game Here

- Alan

Alt Keys/Special Characters

noreply@blogger.com (Chundo) — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:03:00 +0000

Here are just some of the useful alt keys that you're probably gonna find pretty dandy. (I can't believe I just said that you're gonna find them dandy).
To use them just press alt (hold it) type in the number and let go and it will show up.

Alt+1=☺

Alt+3=♥

Alt+4=♦

Alt+5=♣

Alt+6=♠

Alt+13=♪

Alt+14=♫

Alt+15=☼

Alt+16=►

Alt+17=◄

Alt+20=¶

Alt+21=§

Alt+22=▬

Alt+30=▲

Alt+31=▼

Alt+159=ƒ

Alt+176=░

Alt+177=▒

Alt+178=▓

Alt+219=█

Alt+220=▄

Alt+221=▌

Alt+222=▐

Alt+223=▀

Alt+254=■

Alt+0169=©

Alt+0174=®

Alt+0222=Þ

Alt+0254=þ

(Alan says: PS there is more, Chundo just only put the important ones, lazy bastard!)

Thanks,
Chundo

Song of the Week History

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sun, 17 May 2009 01:38:00 +0000

Song of the Week History:

Week 4 5/30/09: Rollin' - Limp Bizkit
Week 3 5/21/09: Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
Week 2 5/17/09: Psychosocial - Slipknot
Week 1 5/10/09: Chapter 4 - Avenged Sevenfold

- Alan

All of the Rules of the Internet

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sun, 17 May 2009 00:24:00 +0000

Click Read More...

Encyclopedia Dramatica's Rules of the Internet:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites – DON’T
11. All of you carefully picked arguments an easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else – fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls – it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. always question a person’s sexual preferences without any reason
28. Always question a person’s gender – just in case it’s really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more – it’s never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here – not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn’t funny, Seriously guys, It’s worst than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is = the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into a car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed

Urban Dictionary's Rules of the Internet :
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â€” enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites â€” DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar â€” it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll â€” it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here â€” not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE

- Alan

Pirate Defense + Pirate Translator +Tips + Walkthroughs + Hack

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sat, 16 May 2009 05:58:00 +0000

Walkthrough, Thanks to Tassel and GustavoGZR:

Cheat Engine:

Get Cheat Engine HERE

Tips (Alan):
- If you're using crates, use the left/right swing towers, they're the same price and take more space
- If you're using a piranha lake be sure to use most of the swing towers toward it if you can, but you don't have to if you've gone too far, just a tip
- This is not you're basic td game like DTD Pro, DTD 1.5, Whiteboard TD, Starland TD, not like that, this one uses a different strategy but you can still juggle
- Having more than 1 entrance is a good thing
- Remember to link everything unless you have no point of linking it like linking a crate or a swing tower used as a crate, and yes, you can link the beehives
- The explosive trap does have a little range
- You can't stop all of them, that's why they made lives, just make sure you don't let them take TOO much lives ex. 20 lives
- The pirate defense song is annoying! Yes, that is a tip...
- You can learn from watching tutorials you know

Undefined Terms (Alan):
Juggling - When you have two paths and you seal one up so they have to walk around to the other path and then you take off the seal and seal the other path and do it again... (kinda confusing)

Pirate Translator:
&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;br /&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://pirate.monkeyness.com/online_pirate_translator"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;English to Pirate Translator&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt; from &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://pirate.monkeyness.com"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Pirate Monkeyness&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;br /&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

Play Game Here

- Alan

About the Song "If You Seek Amy" by Britney

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Sat, 16 May 2009 00:49:00 +0000

GASP, I just learned what that song meant, and btw this has nothing to do with Kongregate but we're Kongregate "ers" that means we're humans and we can talk about whatever we want :P. This might contain some language so click the read more button.

Gasp, I finally found the truth!!! If You Seek Amy = F-U-C-K Me!!! How??? If = F, You = U, Seek Amy = C K Me. Gasp, I didn't know Britney was a pedophile, she wants "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to.... If You Seek Amy."

By the way, if you're thinking: "Wow this shit is obvious, what kind of person wouldn't hear it when she's singing this crappy song!" Well I do listen to pop channels sometimes but it's censored so when Britney sings the FUCK ME part it sings: "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to begging to seek Amy. So I got that without even listening to the true lyrics (googled the lyrics), so you should stop thinking and think what you should be thinking now: "Wow Alan is so smart, sexy, and some other good stuff that Alan can't think of right now. I would totally do him even though he doesn't like me, gasp!" Yeah......
Here's the song:

Or you might like it and agree with this douchebag and I totally agree with the black rapper thing lol:

Another crappy useless post by:
(Don't forget to talk shit in the comments)
- Alan

Subscribe!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:32:00 +0000

UPDATE #3: Added Google followers, don't forget to follow us on google! That kinda sounded like one of those things where they say like follow us on twitter.

UPDATE #2: Added +Yahoo +iGoogle +AOL, a subscribe button under every post, a share this button at the top of the page and moved some stuff, please support this site and share it. Subscribe to keep track of our posts!

UPDATE: WOW, I can't believe I've been spelling subscribe wrong for so long! 2 years and I just noticed!!! Wow, I spelled it like "suscribe", man i feel dumb... Added some share this and rss under posts and on the main page :D.

If you wanna keep track of our walkthroughs, cheats, fun stuff AKA subscribing click HERE.
If you subscribed, thanks, if you didn't, at least you were at this page -_-.

- Alan

Apply For Kongregaters

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:35:00 +0000

We need more authors! Comon guys! My team (Me and Chundo) are doing bad without other authors, Chundo has like 1 post and I did the rest, i need alot more authors!

Requirements, gmail account, blogger account, been on kong for at least 1 month(s), not annoying, age limit is 10+, and email me for application, of course i'm going to have to meet you. Email me at xnotoriousss@yahoo.com to apply, thank you!

- Alan

How to Use .SOL File/Completed Save File

noreply@blogger.com (Alan) — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:58:00 +0000

Before you start you have to allow viewing hidden folders if you haven't click HERE. (Read Full Post)

Vista:
1. Click the windows button on the bottom left or just use the windows key.
2. Click your name, NOT YOUR AVATAR, UNDER your avatar.
3. Click AppData, the folder will be kinda transparent, you will not be able to see anywhere past this if you didn't allow viewing hidden folders.
4. Click Roaming, then Macromedia, then Flash Player, then #SharedObjects, then there will be random numbers, click them, and now you are at your site directories

Kongregate is chat.kongregate.com
Armor Games is armorgames.com
etc.

5. Click on chat.kongregate.com, then click gamez
6. To use the .sol file, I put a link on the page you had the cheat ex. 0000/7823/live, you just keep clicking on the numbers in the directories and when you see the file it should have the game name on it ex. Boxhead_TheZombieWars.swf
7. (If you have never played the game then you will not have it so you should just play the game and save) Click the file, now drag/cut/copy + paste the .sol file to the directory ex. Boxhead_TheZombieWars.swf.
8. Tada you have cheated you little cheating bastard!

Windows:
You still need hidden folders enabled and you still need to have played the game and saved... if the game has save (if it doesn't have saves then you can't cheat)
1. Go to C:\Documents and Settings\
2. Click your name
3. Add Application Data\Macromedia\Flash Player\#Shared Objects to the end of the directory, ex. C:\Documents and Settings\Alan\Application Data\Macromedia\Flash Player\#Shared Objects\JCMEHE66\
4. Steps 5 - 8 from Vista works for windows too, see below
5. Click on chat.kongregate.com, then click gamez
6. To use the .sol file, I put a link on the page you had the cheat ex. 0000/7823/live, you just keep clicking on the numbers in the directories and when you see the file it should have the game name on it ex. Boxhead_TheZombieWars.swf
7. (If you have never played the game then you will not have it so you should just play the game and save) Click the file, now drag/cut/copy + paste the .sol file to the directory ex. Boxhead_TheZombieWars.swf.
8. Tada you have cheated you little cheating bastard!
- Alan