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Um amigo perguntou:<br />- O que fazemos? Enterramos ou cremamos?<br />- As duas coisas. Não podemos facilitar!<br /><br />2) Na sala de espera de um grande Hospital, o médico chega para um cara muito nervoso e diz:<br />- Tenho uma péssima noticia para lhe dar… A cirurgia que fizemos em sua mãe…<br />- Ah!, ela não é a minha mãe… É a minha sogra, doutor!<br />- Nesse caso, então, tenho uma boa noticia para lhe dar!<br /><br />3) O cara chega pro amigo e fala:<br />- Minha sogra morreu e agora fiquei em dúvida. Não sei se vou trabalhar ou se vou pro enterro dela… O que é que você acha?<br />E o amigo:<br />- Primeiro o trabalho, depois a diversão!!!<br /><br />4) A mulher comenta com o marido:<br />- Querido, hoje o relógio caiu da parede da sala e por pouco não bateu na cabeça da mamãe…<br />- Maldito relógio! Sempre atrasado!!!<br /><br />5) O cara voltava do enterro de sua sogra quando, ao passar por um prédio em obras, um tijolo caiu lá de cima e quase acertou a cabeça dele… O homem olhou pro céu e gritou:<br />- Já chegou aí, sua desgraçada!!! Felizmente ainda continua com má pontaria!<br /><br />6) Um cara foi à delegacia e disse:<br />- Eu vim dar queixa, pois a minha sogra sumiu.<br />O delegado pergunta:<br />- Há quanto tempo ela sumiu?<br />- Duas semanas - respondeu o genro.<br />- E só agora é que você me fala?<br />- É que custei a acreditar que eu tivesse tanta sorte!<br /><br />7) - Querido, onde está aquele livro: ‘Como viver 100 anos?’<br />- Joguei fora!<br />- Jogou fora? Por quê?<br />- É que a sua mãe vem nos visitar amanhã e eu não quero que ela leia essas<br />coisas!<br /><br />8) A garota chega pra mãe, reclamando do ceticismo do namorado.<br />- Mãe, o Mário diz que não acredita em inferno.<br />- Case-se com ele, minha filha, e deixe o resto comigo!<br /><br />9) O sujeito bate à porta de uma casa e assim que um homem abre ele diz:<br />- O senhor poderia contribuir com o Lar dos Idosos?<br />- É claro! Espere um pouco que eu vou buscar a minha sogra!<br /><br />10) Qual a punição por bigamia?<br />Duas sogras…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-2954847862544936496?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=WakKb0jxTB4:GWmrsh7gj8I:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/WakKb0jxTB4" height="1" width="1"/>Edmilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05829909693426148063noreply@blogger.com1http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/04/10-piadas-de-sogra.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-57317857655141449332009-04-04T11:27:00.000-04:002009-04-04T11:28:00.816-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7360/baheiroparasograsgo3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 288px;" src="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7360/baheiroparasograsgo3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-5731785765514144933?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=QeJhqHhHf34:yb9ObR2SiKU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/QeJhqHhHf34" height="1" width="1"/>Edmilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05829909693426148063noreply@blogger.com0http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/04/banheiro-pra-sogra.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-39845645890935161182009-04-04T11:22:00.000-04:002009-04-04T11:23:01.010-04:001) Em muitos estados nos EUA, as patrulhas rodoviárias carregam dois galões de Coca-Cola no porta-bagagens, para serem usados na remoção de sangue na estrada depois de um acidente.<br /><br />2) Se você colocar um osso numa tigela com Coca-Cola, ele se dissolverá em dois dias.<br /><br />3) Para limpar casas de banho: despeje uma lata de Coca-Cola dentro do vaso e deixe a "coisa" decantar por uma hora e então dê descarga.<br /><br />4) O ácido cítrico na Coca-Cola remove manchas na louça. Para remover pontos de ferrugem dos pára-choques cromados de automóveis, esfregue o pára-choques com um chumaço de papel de alumínio (usado para embrulhar alimentos) molhado com Coca-Cola.<br /><br />5) Para limpar corrosão dos terminais de baterias de automóveis, despeje uma lata de Coca-Cola sobre os terminais e deixe efervescer sobre a corrosão.<br /><br />6) Para soltar um parafuso emperrado por corrosão, aplique um pano encharcado com Coca-Cola sobre o parafuso enferrujado, por vários minutos.<br /><br />7) Para remover manchas de graxa das roupas, despeje uma lata de Coca-Cola dentro da máquina com as roupas, adicione detergente. A Coca-Cola ajudará a remover as manchas de graxa.<br /><br />8) A Coca-Cola também ajuda a limpar o embaçamento do pára-brisa do seu carro.<br /><br />9) Para sua informação: O ingrediente ativo na Coca-Cola é o ácido fosfórico. Seu PH é 2,8. Ele dissolve uma unha em cerca de 4 dias.<br /><br />10) Ácido fosfórico também rouba cálcio dos ossos e é o maior contribuinte para o aumento da osteoporose.<br /><br />11)Há alguns anos, fizeram uma pesquisa na Alemanha para detectar o porquê do aparecimento de osteoporose em crianças a partir de 10 anos (pré-adolescentes). Resultado: Excesso de Coca-Cola, por falta de orientação dos pais.<br /><br />12) Para transportar o xarope de Coca-Cola , os caminhões comerciais são identificados com a placa de Material Perigoso, que é reservado para o transporte de materiais altamente corrosivos.<br /><br />13) Os distribuidores de Coca-Cola têm usado a Coca para limpar os motores de seus caminhões há pelo menos 20 anos.<br /><br />14) Mais um detalhe: A Coca Light tem sido considerada cada vez mais pelos médicos e pesquisadores, como bomba de efeito<br />retardado, por causa da combinação Coca + Aspartame, suspeito de causar lúpus e doenças degenerativas do sistema nervoso.<br /><br />15) A mistura Coca-Cola(light) com pastilha menthos é uma verdadeira bomba e os fabricantes não explicam porque.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-3984564589093516118?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=_ZUbF42GGX0:0stqmIDFIFQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/_ZUbF42GGX0" height="1" width="1"/>Edmilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05829909693426148063noreply@blogger.com0http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/04/15-curiosidades-chocantes-sobre-coca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-11904991753861425382009-04-01T12:34:00.000-04:002009-04-10T12:45:39.025-04:001. Ex-corno<br />2. Ex-viado<br />3. Filho de prostituta chamado Junior<br />4. Roberto Carlos de bermuda<br />5. Genro com retrato de sogra na carteira<br />6. Enterro de anão<br />7. Piloto negro de Fórmula 1 UPDATE : Louis Hamilton<br />8. Santo de óculos<br />9. Baiana de acarajé ser assaltada<br />10. Lombardi<br />11. Cabeça de bacalhau<br />12. Manual de instrução de fusca<br />13. Chester vivo<br />14. Entrevistado do Ibope<br />15. Papel higiênico em banheiro público<br />16. Salário durar trinta dias<br />17. Pai de Pai de Santo<br />18. Previsão da Mãe Diná dar certo<br />20. Uma japonesa vesga<br />21. Você deixar um comentário aqui neste blog!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-1190499175386142538?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=-DA4e6Hp7hI:s2yoN1TwIp0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/-DA4e6Hp7hI" height="1" width="1"/>Edmilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05829909693426148063noreply@blogger.com0http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/04/coisas-que-nunca-vi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-59024172729667579602009-03-24T08:00:00.001-04:002009-03-24T08:00:00.586-04:001.Será que é nesse botão vermelho?<br />2.Chinês! Não tem manual em português?<br />3.É 110 ou 220?<br />4.Cadê o cartão de visita, anotado com a garantia de 30 dias do camelô?<br />5.Que cheirinho de queimado é esse?<br />6.Dor de cabeça? Não, não... ele falou que era de primeira linha!<br />7.Deve estar na caixa, a outra pecinha!<br />8.Assistência técnica onde... Taiwan?<br />9.Por que eu não comprei mais caro nas Casas Bahia?<br />10.PQP!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-5902417272966757960?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=q5vAF9Z8lv8:uGuOR8U1DLA:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/q5vAF9Z8lv8" height="1" width="1"/>Just Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605037701176464339noreply@blogger.com3http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/03/frases-tipicas-de-quem-volta-do.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-28079300259537471132009-03-23T08:00:00.000-04:002009-03-23T08:00:00.289-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://arrupia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mcdonald.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 497px; height: 329px;" src="http://arrupia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mcdonald.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />]Boa campeão!!!! 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color: rgb(0, 51, 153);" align="center">"Eu digiyto 10p palarvas poR sergundio".</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-5563555909130668615?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=CiW-hGSuPg8:8At8GL5cGZ0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/CiW-hGSuPg8" height="1" width="1"/>Just Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605037701176464339noreply@blogger.com0http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/03/frase-abilidosa-do-dia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-37662924192245373812009-03-22T16:52:00.001-04:002009-03-22T16:53:28.946-04:00<div style="font-size: 130%; color: rgb(0, 51, 153);" align="center">"Sabe qual a diferença entre a apatia e a ignorância?<br />Eu não sei e quero que se exploda quem sabe".</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-3766292419224537381?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=uASUVdS62hs:FpLEpROBbvc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/uASUVdS62hs" height="1" width="1"/>Just Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605037701176464339noreply@blogger.com1http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/03/frase-ignorante-do-dia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-77348396166556477392009-03-22T16:23:00.001-04:002009-03-22T16:24:48.691-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jZJJtYqhqdE/SZ7laPy5eWI/AAAAAAAABG0/av2AYN5k5CA/s400/image001111.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 288px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Xbqda3znujY/Sb-7yMsARXI/AAAAAAAAAC0/gWA-E_dYDGI/s320/guarda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314172556394120562" border="0" /></a><br />1. Por favor, segure minha cerveja para que eu possa pegar a carteira.<br /><br />2. Desculpe, guarda, eu não tinha percebido que meu detector de radar não estava ligado.<br /><br />3. Ei, você não é aquele cara do Village People?<br /><br />4. Parabéns, você devia estar com pelo menos 150 km/h para ter me alcançado!<br /><br />5. Eu pensava que, para ser policial, era necessário estar em razoáveis condições físicas…<br /><br />6. Eu até queria ser um policial, mas decidi terminar a universidade em vez disto.<br /><br />7. Garoto mau! Não vai ganhar doce!<br /><br />8. Você vai checar o óleo, não vai?<br /><br />9. Uau, você parece aquele cara do quadro no quarto da minha namorada.<br /><br />10. É verdade que os policiais escolhem esta carreira porque são muito burros para trabalhar no Mc Donald’s?<br /><br />11. Eu pago seu salário!<br /><br />12. E então, vai me prender ou o quê?<br /><br />13. Puxa, cara! Isto é fantástico! O último policial somente me deu uma advertência também!<br /><br />14. Por que você me empurrou? Ok, só um de nós dois sabe a resposta.<br /><br />15. Estava tentando me livrar do trânsito. Sim, eu sei que não há nenhum outro carro ao meu redor - é o máximo de distância que pude manter deles.<br /><br />16. O que você quer dizer com “você bebeu?”. Você é o especialista!<br /><br />17. Bem, eu me abaixei para pegar meu papelote de crack, minha arma caiu da bainha e ficou entre o pedal do freio e o do gás, por isso perdi o controle do carro.<br /><br />18. Ei, isto é uma 9 mm? Não é nada, comparada com esta magnum .44.<br /><br />19. Não, VOCÊ vai assumir.<br /><br />20. Estou surpreso por você ter me parado, está tendo uma oferta especial de 3 cervejas pelo preço de 1 no Makro e pensei que você estivesse lá também!<br /><br />21. Se eu fizer a meia-volta, você vai me multar mesmo assim?<br /><br />22. Não, seu casseta… Eu não bêbado estou quanto tanto você pensa. Eu juro.<br /><br />23. Não, eu não sei a que velocidade estava. O ponteiro do velocímetro só vai até 240.<br /><br />24. Ei, Barney, peguei um!<br /><br />25. Esta carteira está vencida? Espere ai eu vou pegar a outra que eu tenho…<br /><br />26. Eu sei que estava ziguezagueando, é que eu estava tentando pegar todos os duendes verdes que estão correndo na pista!<br /><br />27. Traga uma caixa de 24 latinhas… Ah! E também um maço de cigarros!<br /><br />28. Você nunca vai botar as patas em mim, seu viado!<br /><br />29. Vai, multa logo, o bar fecha em 20 minutos!<br /><br />30. Ei, sua irmã não é aquela rainha pornô?<br /><br />31. Quanto tempo isto vai demorar? Sua mulher está esperando por mim.<br /><br />32. Ah, então é isto que significam aquelas luzes amarelas piscando nesta zona escolar!<br /><br />33. Por que você usa estas ridículas luvas de borracha?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-2436340672759319443?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=tfzprALBd30:qGQElMPVlXs:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/tfzprALBd30" height="1" width="1"/>Just Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605037701176464339noreply@blogger.com2http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/03/frases-para-zuar-o-chato-do-guarda-de.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231017392586017413.post-18607332504631895522009-03-17T10:43:00.002-04:002009-03-17T10:48:13.551-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://risadas.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pulseir.jpg?w=300&amp;h=1284"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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Seja amigo íntimo do maior número de pessoas possível. Depois de alguns meses ouvindo seus segredos mais "cabeludos", você estará pronto para chantageá-los pelo resto da vida.<br /><br />2. Sua tia rica e chata, está com os dias contados? Visite a velhinha e cuide bem dela para garantir uma grana no testamento.<br /><br />3. Estude bastante para se tornar um grande cientista genético e assim crie vários clones seus. Coloque-os para trabalhar no laboratório e fique em casa gozando a vida.<br /><br />4. Capture uma criatura rara, tipo saci-pererê, e venda para os cientistas dissecarem. Eles pagam uma nota preta.<br /><br />5. Invista na bolsa de valores e venda tudo quando estiver com um valor alto. Depois compre mais ações e venda. COMPRE. VENDA. COMPRE...<br /><br />6. Comece uma coleção de alguma tranqueira tipo fotos de alguém FAMOSO e guarde por 50 anos. Tem sempre alguem querendo comprar coisas antigas.<br /><br />7. Gaste todo seu salário comprando jogos do tipo: Telesena, Mega-sena, Raspadinha, Quina e tudo que é tipo de jogo que aparecer em uma casa lotérica. Aposto que um dia você ganha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6231017392586017413-2034007435685641716?l=justmess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?a=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/JustMess?i=DbTzPaNXSp4:Ss7-5H0QPLQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JustMess/~4/DbTzPaNXSp4" height="1" width="1"/>Just Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605037701176464339noreply@blogger.com4http://justmess.blogspot.com/2009/03/7-dicas-toscas-de-como-ficar-rico_13.html