tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50692429076311528912024-11-01T05:03:52.493-07:00Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.comBlogger265125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-59765531703522373522010-07-30T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-30T09:00:00.559-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0979640709/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0979640709.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Chronic Illness Workbook — Patricia A. Fennell" /></a></center> <br /> <br /> And you're <i>sure</i> that if I follow all the steps that I'll end up with a chronic illness? Because I don't want some fucking curable shit.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-45968813849015974412010-07-29T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-29T09:00:04.340-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1423121287/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1423121287.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="Misguided Angel — Melissa De La Cruz" /></a></center> <br /> <br /> She may be misguided, but if using seagull wings as earmuffs is wrong, then I don't want to be right.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-9702561160643904182010-07-28T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-28T09:00:02.656-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0399156585/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0399156585.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Rembrandt Affair — Daniel Silva" /></a></center> <br /> <br /> Next time use Comic Sans to lend an even weightier feel to the cover.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-85843082956139578002010-07-27T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-27T09:00:04.187-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0399156577/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0399156577.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Search — Nora Roberts" /></a></center> <br /> <br /> The illustrator's out sick, huh? Well, just draw what you can and then fog filter the hell out of it.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-9548293157665384692010-07-25T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-25T09:00:00.361-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1439184305/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1439184305.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Overton Window — Glenn Beck" /></a></center> <br /> <br /> Fucking Overton with his damn perfect view. Right at that luscious ass.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-29747082118199125372010-03-22T09:00:00.000-07:002010-03-22T14:44:40.202-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1586488260/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1586488260.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Case for Books — Robert Darnton" /></a></center><br /> <br /> But surely something this size will hold at most one book.<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-80479072094787831312010-03-22T06:00:00.000-07:002010-03-22T14:41:23.345-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0393072231/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0393072231.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="The Big Short — Michael Lewis" /></a></center><br /> <br /> It's the girth that counts, right?<br /> <br /> <hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-57956473766177992822009-09-07T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-07T06:00:06.932-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060597224/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060597224.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center>This title works as both a diet book and a warning to necrophiliac cannibals.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-25296924935948297902009-09-06T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-06T06:00:00.180-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0767907701/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767907701.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center>Is this all it takes to publish a book these days? An announcement of an uninteresting fact? "Sammy Hagar takes out the garbage." "Fabio is out of toilet paper." "Paris Hilton ate a zucchini."<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-77406585425652142722009-09-05T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-05T06:00:04.599-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1846031486/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu_xXLB-5DH88MtjIVhSK_8zAa52Uve0Z3dw1nE5DrRTBIgPbVuDoZPkyh78wGuirUZSFNCpvkyLl2HNUc7FZ8GMHcMUyS74YeAr36Dp59noXLGKsK5nLRSFREKvc58RefUe-xmpAou8k/s400/12433843.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center>Cracker Jack prizes just fucking suck these days, huh?<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-18182979599702854942009-09-04T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-04T06:00:06.566-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0312358903/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0312358903.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center>Please read before cracking open the skull.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-53260306004701316452009-09-03T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-05T22:34:10.157-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0425199320/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0425199320.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center>Yes, take me on an odyssey with your Trojan, Dirk Pitt! Yes! Yes! Ram me with your long, thrusting bow! Let lightning strike twice! Let the waves of pleasure crash again and again!<br /><br />(One entendre too many? Damn.)<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-86286531155835172922009-09-02T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-02T06:00:07.262-07:00<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg89uhIgTEOrkcWdXw1Zqmyo82PlQnRsrGwp6zcYZhhbFyWm49OX33TB9p6ZfTU7Rmat0cr9QfmceCyJqhadSyD0ighwu4-LKZZKMDf44gq5q9yK5EJQ-MDNXmdzgzyiDYrQlk0h7Ew7YQ/s320/Babe_20Ruth.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369371633728496978" /><br />Oh, sorry:<br /><center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0743296192/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743296192.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-87172183307550382482009-09-01T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-01T06:00:06.708-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0440241154/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0440241154.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />"Look at me, I'm a bumblebee! I'm a bumblebee! Call me 'Sting'! Hee hee!"<br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-89686276021745561122009-08-31T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:45:49.712-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nice-Girls-Dont-Get-Corner/dp/1594830290/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPwCUxeKon1bcKmGucUd8Bgb4v6pSyzbZDiOOF85MXrWC2LHZ-A_YXArJzXRF8WWgrAoMGQbfmUEaUnzJx1G84E3FVvkzcbpaaBkaPokCKNb9GTeZsrYPWWMkIFZR5AWyOgHO8YzPGe2c/s400/33390347.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />I've always said that only sluts get the box set. Those dirty, skanky, little ... damn, I was sure there was a double entendre in there somewhere.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-82289112225437674222009-08-30T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:40:46.183-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0769631592/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrAWdyjedQRoKVP9QEJaEsi_60OrDq8Vj2Dbz0dDIv26WQMQMxHbTPX0-T4RF4yCCttKDPzwt-gaHOcfiXPtuRGj6vCM_l93_d_Ei6gelDbnvfeF55lq0AuEDRkGFuQ8fcJa0BH6dZRX0/s400/6969434.gif" alt="" width="200" /></a></center><br />They like to surprise me in the bathroom. Odd, really.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-48710237719361477722009-08-29T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:42:41.461-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0195325060/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0195325060.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="" width="250" /></a></center><br />Learn such skills as:<br /><ul><li>wiping Vaseline onto authority figures' glasses</li><li>replacing oneself with crudely made dummy</li><li>sneaking away to snort cocaine off of hookers' bellies</li></ul><br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-2009499745929222862009-08-28T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:43:29.514-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0374281580/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0374281580.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />My apologies to J.D. Robb for <a href="http://judgingabook.blogspot.com/2009/02/promises-in-death-jd-robb.html">making fun of the font size</a> of your name and suggesting you shorten it to make the text even larger.<br /><br />I didn't realize Tom Wolfe had already taken my awful, awful advice.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-55017968345578089952009-08-27T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:43:55.128-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060892528/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060892528.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />Also, Enjoy Coke™.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-19987000503923399102009-08-26T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:44:17.621-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0812972740/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0812972740.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />I just <span style="font-style:italic;">know</span> there's supposed to be sexual imagery somewhere in that photo, but that fucking leaf keeps confusing me. Is it a tampon string?<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-55804076908536446632009-08-25T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:44:27.748-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1595551492/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1595551492.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />"Let me tell you about my life as the wife of a — Fuck, he's right behind me, isn't he?"<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-75862622550589015452009-08-24T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:45:14.908-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1416509518/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1416509518.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />"Slowly, the lacy ruffle slipped from her shoulder and revealed her armpit necklace in all its bulky glory."<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-77133279829878310362009-08-23T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:45:32.400-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/084991180X/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/084991180X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />What an incredible slur on the 7-Up dot. <br /><br />I hope you can sleep at night, Frank, you rat bastard.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-32223556211988917542009-08-22T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:46:00.189-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0061363855/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0061363855.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt="" /></a></center><br />"It'd be a shame if something happened to that nice coffee table book you just got. You never know who might break into the house to steal your copy before you read it..."<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5069242907631152891.post-26848816263552051922009-08-21T06:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:46:38.132-07:00<center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1603290249/?tag=judgingabook-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1603290249.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="250" alt=" MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers 7th Edition — Modern Language Association" /></a></center><br /><br />You can tell it's the 7th edition by the upgrade from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0641628838?ie=UTF8&tag=judgingabook-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0641628838" target="_blank">1970s graphics</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=judgingabook-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0641628838" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> to early 1980s.<br /><br /><br /><hr width=100%>Doots L'amour, Professional Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05606636784087124078noreply@blogger.com0