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Difficult To Understand WOMAN........

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:05:00 +0000

Difficult To Understand WOMAN........
A few days back when she visited me I was having my food,
she got angry that I didn't ask her to join me.
Today when she visited I was taking my bath,
I asked her to join me & she got angry again.

Old lady an Doctor

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:58:00 +0000

LITTLE OLD LADY in big trouble over constipation tells Doctor:" It's been a week help me."

DOCTOR: "Have you done anything about it?"

LADY: Yes every morning and every evening I sit in the bathroom for about 45 minutes.

DOCTOR: No what I mean was do you take anything.

LADY: Of course I take a book or magazines with me.

Starting presentation with a Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 03:39:00 +0000

My Boss asked me to start the presentation with a Joke

I attached payslip on the first slide ....

Marriage is made of Trust & Understanding

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 09:09:00 +0000

What a Married Man says after years of Marriage:-

My Marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,

She doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her...

This is called creativity...

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 10:43:00 +0000

This is called creativity...

Getting smart ...

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 10:18:00 +0000

Getting smart ...

Guess Who is Drunk

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:32:00 +0000

Guess Who is Drunk

When lion attacks sardar

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:41:00 +0000

In an African Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Santa wife.

WIFE cried :-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I changing the battery of my camera..

How to hide the baldness

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 17:52:00 +0000

Don't copy if you can't paste

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:14:00 +0000

A famous inspirational speaker said :-
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Audience was in shock and silence..

He added: "she was my mother"

A big round of applause and laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this joke at home

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:-
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, taking a meaningful pause at the same time trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if you can't paste!

It's so simple to be wise.

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:12:00 +0000

It's so simple to be wise.
Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite ....

Crazy or not Crazy?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 06:20:00 +0000

Doctor was on his visit to the psychiatrist Hospital. He was stunned when he came across John, after visiting few of the patients. " My God, Who is the crazy person who has admitted you in this hospital, you seems to be completely normal to me''
" All those are crazy people, who had admitted me here'' John said calmly, " Can you imagine Why they admitted me here... They admitted me here because I prefer sandles than shoes''
" What nonsense, How come, anybody could do this ... you know I also prefer sandles than shoes..."
" What do you say!,'' John said with a a special blink in his eyes, " How do you prefer sandles, fried? ... or boiled?''

No more intimacy please ... Handshake is fine

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 10:44:00 +0000

No more intimacy please ... Handshake is fine

Mr. Bean expresses in his usual funny way ...

Puzzle jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 04:39:00 +0000

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

A: The letter "m".

Big trouble

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 09:16:00 +0000

First: I'm in a big trouble!
Second: Why is that?
First: I saw a mouse in my house!
Second: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
First: I don't have one.
Second: Well then, buy one.
First: Can't afford one.
Second: I can give you mine if you want.
First: That sounds good.
Second: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
First: I don't have any cheese.
Second: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
First: I don't have oil.
Second: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
First: I don't have bread.
B: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?!

Newton's fourth law of source of air ...

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 03:36:00 +0000

Newton's fourth law of source of air ...

What a sneeze can do...

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 05:39:00 +0000

What a sneeze can do...

Following

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 08:52:00 +0000

It is good to follow something .... But to this extent

Assumption

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 10:13:00 +0000

Practicing break dance steps

How you would like to die?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 30 May 2012 04:47:00 +0000

When asked, how he would like to die, the man told :
" I would like to die just like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving"

Drunkard

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 25 May 2012 08:57:00 +0000

A drunkard, who was fully drunk, picking up an empty bottle from the bottles kept in front of him, said -
" You are the one, because of whom my wife left me" and then he broke it throwing it on the ground.
Then he picked up the second empty bottle -
" You are the one who spoiled my house" and he throw it angrily on the ground.
Picking up the third bottle he said -
" You are the one who spoiled my whole life" he broke this one too.
Lastly he picked up the last bottle, which one was still full,
" You don't have to worry ... you are not at all at fault... on the other after this much of misery ... you are the one who is going to give me a support" he opened it and started to drink.

New Cell Phone

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 23 May 2012 09:17:00 +0000

A lady buys a new Cell phone.
To surprise her husband
She goes to the Kitchen, and .... calls her husband...
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call You Later Dear ... The devil Is in kitchen"

When sardar was shocked

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:46:00 +0000

Banta got an Invitation for Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to the party, he was shocked???
WHY?
because others were wearing pants & shirts also...

How many Apples can you eat in empty stomach?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:31:00 +0000

Boy: How many Apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 Apples.
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the second Apple that's not in empty stomach..

Released in the interest of People !

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:46:00 +0000

If your Wife kises u

Every Time u Come home, beware ... Its Not Affection..

Its Inspection Of

Liquor, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS..

Be Careful.

Released in the interest of People !