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What everybody in this world are doing at this moment?

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Post office Jokes

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Man - Sir my wife is missing

Postmaster - Dear this is post office, Go to police station to file the complaint. ...

Man -- Oh, I am sorry, I am so overwhelmed that I am not able to understand what to to... ..

Funny SMS Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:32:00 +0000

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SMS -

Today is death anniversary of Charlie Chaplin. In his memory pl. send this SMS to at least one cartoon. I have done my job, you do yours,,

This is really cute – Fall in love

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:28:00 +0000

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This is really cute -

A 5 year boy proposing a 5 year girl

Excuse me , Do you have a band aid because I scrapped my knee when I fall in love with you..

Difference between love and friendship – Touching thouthts

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:24:00 +0000

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U give your whole heart to ur love and they break it. But y give your broken heart to your friend and they make it ... that's the friendship

English Circus Joke - Kiss me

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:21:00 +0000

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English Circus Joke - Kiss me

A lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage in the circus ring. Everybody was amazed to see this when the ring master asked, " Can anybody from the audience do this?"

One Sardar gets up and said, " Yes, I can, ...but first take that stupid lion out.."

English jokes - Ticket

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:03:00 +0000

English jokes - Ticket

A TC asked a passenger travelling in the train comartment -

" May I know where are you going?"

Passenger - " I am going to the place where Lord Rama was born''

TC - " May I have a look at your ticket please?''

Passenger - " I am afraid, I don't have it"

TC- '' Well, .. come.. follow me''

Passenger - " Where ?''

TC - " To the place where Lord Krishna was born"

English funny quotes -Be a good person

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:06:00 +0000

English funny quotes -Be a good person

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian

--- Dennis Wholey

Optimism joke - B+

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:19:00 +0000

Optimism joke - B+

A captain was fighting against the enemy, with his team, on the border. Suddenly a soldier arrived hurrily to tell -

" Sir there is a bad news... the enemy has surrounded us from all sides"

Captain said, '' Hey it's more better , Now at least we can shoot anywhere around. "

TV blond jokes - Blond buys a TV

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:53:00 +0000

TV blond jokes - Blond buys a TV

A Blond is buying a TV.

Blond (to TV shopkeeper) - "Do you have color TVs?

Shopkeeper - "Sure."

Blond - "Give me a green one, please."

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Kitchen chicken jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:39:00 +0000

Comedy photos images – Busy ?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:21:00 +0000

Funny quotes and pictures – Doing nothing

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:26:00 +0000

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

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English Comedy Quotes - Before marriage - After marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:49:00 +0000

English Comedy Quotes - Before marriage - After marriage

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

---ohn Wilmot

English organisation jokes - Organisation tree

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:34:00 +0000

English organisation jokes - Organisation tree

The organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of pale yellow faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

English short one line jokes - A man dies

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:14:00 +0000

English short one line jokes - A man dies

A man dies while drinking milk. How come? Because the buffalo sits down.

English heaven hell kiss jokes - When did you kiss first? ?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:16:00 +0000

English heaven hell kiss jokes - When did you kiss first? ?

Three women reached the Yamlok after dieing. Yama asked the same question to each of them -

When did you kiss first?

First woman - Before marriage

Yama - Send her to hell

Second woman - After marriage

Yama - Send her to heaven

Third woman - Neither before marriage nor after marriage

Yama - Send her to my bedroom

--- Sent by - Sharad (Nagpur)

English Funny Quotes - Invention of wheel

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:04:00 +0000

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

--- Anonymous

Funny Advertisement – Eat chicken and be strong.

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:51:00 +0000

Funny Advertisement – Eat chicken and be strong.

English jokes – Guess who she is?

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:45:00 +0000

Dear It’s not a weighting machine, its a laptop.

I guess you must be blond… Am I right.

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English Doctor jokes - First child

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:49:00 +0000

English Doctor jokes - First child

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Mental hospital jokes - Discharge from Hospital

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:42:00 +0000

Mental hospital jokes - Discharge from Hospital

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, 'Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Mary replied 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.'

English science jokes - Relativity

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:17:00 +0000

English science jokes - Relativity

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

--- - Albert Einstein

English lover jokes - kiss jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sunil Doiphode) — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:06:00 +0000

English lover jokes - kiss jokes

Boy Lover - I never miss to kiss the post tickets stick on your posts, because it contains the touch and the smell of your lips... you know.

Girl Lover - Oh, I am sorry to inform you that ... my old maid servant sticks those tickets...