Eternal, uncreated Word of God it is then.

Jesus is reading In the Shadow of the Sword.

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Special thanks go to Cristina Odone for helping with this week’s strip.

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Jesus, what a tetchy little Son of a God you are.

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Mo wants one too. But there is only one.

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I’m away at the moment, so here’s a slightly updated version of a 5-year-old strip, which seems apposite in light of Lord Carey’s recent comments.

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Another one based on a true story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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Based on a real conversation. I don’t know where he got the 2.3 billion from.

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NSS=National Secular Society, which, if you are in the UK, you should probably join. Even if they don’t realise God isn’t a secularist.

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Who’s that nodding at the back? Ratzinger? Get a grip lad, it’s supposed to be satire.

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It’s not the coffee; it’s the act of drinking coffee which is abominable.

Many thanks to today’s guest scriptwriter, Cardinal Keith O’Brien.

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