i like butter, don't you?

me & my american friend ta…

Jeffrey — Fri, 25 May 2012 07:55:34 +0000

me & my american friend talking: “rooting? you mean cheering?” … “ya, cheering with your dick.”

Jeffrey — Fri, 25 May 2012 07:23:21 +0000

I love yakitori kazu because they yell at me when I walk through their door. I wonder what they’re saying?

Jeffrey — Fri, 25 May 2012 04:36:25 +0000

rotten tomatoes is stupid. hudson hawk was a brilliant movie

Jeffrey — Wed, 23 May 2012 00:35:54 +0000

the devs at work just found an int bug and it made them LAUGH out loud

Jeffrey — Tue, 22 May 2012 01:07:03 +0000

today at the gym I worked out next to mr. orlando bloom. ya, it was weird, like the videotapes came to life before my eyes

Jeffrey — Mon, 21 May 2012 08:11:24 +0000

or is it so when you set them down next to your stove you don’t need to worry about them catching fire from bacon fat and gas?

Jeffrey — Mon, 21 May 2012 08:09:00 +0000

why are there so many fire warnings on infant clothes? do babies spontaneously combust or something?

Jeffrey — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:28:02 +0000

prepare to be amazed so much you’ll laugh: whips and harmonica http://t.co/kIZurziH!

Jeffrey — Thu, 17 May 2012 03:30:04 +0000

thank you patagonia customer service! they were kind enough to send me a new button for my coat.

Jeffrey — Wed, 16 May 2012 01:20:59 +0000

join kiva and you’ll get a free $25 to lend http://t.co/ocKwQe0t