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MERCEDES-BENZ BAS CHILD on Vimeo

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:37:32 PDT

this Mercedes ad is a typophile’s wet dream.

pink goat cheese fondue

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:30:23 PST

like this, except pink

i discovered/created a fondue recipe that i think is kind of awesome and offbeat. the (possible) problem with it is that it’s pink. sort of mauve actually.

traditionally, fondue has 2 – 3 cheeses: gruyere and emmentaler are pretty standard. you can also use appenzeller or raclette (swiss, not french, although french would do in a pinch if you needed to) or even jarlsberg if the stinky feet cheeses are getting to you. also traditionally, those of us even remotely lactose-sensitive are going to be bent double after eating a large enough portion (say, half a fondue-pot full).

the other thing is that, while fondue typically calls for a dry white wine, a good, bold red (like a pinot noir or cabernet of syrah) pairs better with with the sort of aged cheeses used in fondue (or so says my wine and cheese book). i’ve decided the white is strictly for aesthetics.

my first foray into throwing the rules out the window was for Valentine’s day, for which pink fondue could be considered somewhat thematically appropriate. that wasn’t the goal, of course — the idea was just to make a goat fondue (goat milk is easier to digest than cow milk and has been found to not cause the symptoms of lactose intolerance) and pair it with a wine that both went better with the cheese (the same wines that pair well with gruyere and emmentaler also pair well with goat cheeses, especially aged goat cheeses) and that we both liked better (we prefer reds to whites any day).

thus began the first experiment. for this, i got cypress grove lamb chopper and a mahon reserva. my first choice to go with the lamb chopper was cypress grove’s midnight moon, but that was unavailable pretty much everywhere (my theory is that the goats were “kidding” — a time of year when goat dairies do not produce as much milk because the goats are giving birth to and nursing their kids, something i learned when i was working in grocery). i had forgotten (until i got home) that mahon, unlike a lot of other spanish cheeses, was cow milk, not goat or sheep.

the result was really good. the cheese didn’t melt as smooth as fondue usually does, which i’m guessing was because the aged mahon was pretty dry and goat cheese, in general, has a less smooth texture than cow cheese. we used a smoking loon pinot noir and, aside from the pinkness, it was really good.

so last night i thought we’d go for an encore, and last night’s ended up being even better. so here’s the recipe, more or less:

8oz (1/2 lb.) cypress grove lamb chopper
8oz (1/2 lb.) young (6 mo.) manchego
1 cup red wine (in this case it was Goats Do Rome South African red)
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp corn starch
1 clove garlic
pinch of pepper
dash of nutmeg

my recipe says to get a clove of garlic and rub it on the inside of the fondue pot. well, i didn’t have a single clove of garlic lying around, so i got some crushed garlic and scooped some with a spoon and rubbed it onto the pot with my fingers. the result was garlic-y but tasty (if you like garlic).

next, mix the wine and the lemon juice and heat on medium until bubbly. pour yourself a glass. turn the heat down to low and stir in the cheese. mix the corn starch with 1 Tbsp more wine. the original recipe says kirsch, but the idea of cherry liqueur sends e running for the hills. pour corn starch/wine mixture into the fondue. stir regularly. drink profusely. add pepper and nutmeg to taste (original recipe called for white pepper but using black pepper didn’t seem to hurt anything).

serves two with room for dessert

the manchego melted a lot better and fit the goat theme. the fondue still doesn’t have the same elasticity that you get with the traditional cow’s milk cheeses, but that’s goat cheese for you. i’m still holding out to try this with midnight moon, an aged goat gouda, but that will most likely have to wait until next time.

i have this philosophy about fondue that you can’t really screw it up. some cheese melts better than others, and some pair better than others, but cheese is pretty much cheese, and if you have a few cheeses you like, why not throw them together in a pot and melt it? if you like cheese and you like fondue, you’ll probably like what comes out regardless of if it’s by the book. for this reason, i think that fondue is the ultimate anything goes gourmet food; you don’t need to be an iron chef, you just need to like cheese.

Jizz In My Pants response: “Puke In My Mouth”

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:49:19 PST

this, on the other hand, is glorious

via YouTube – Jizz In My Pants response: “Puke In My Mouth” -MsTaken.com.

THE NEW DORK

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:40:17 PST

i seriously don’t know whether to applaud this or groan loudly.

YouTube – THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State of Mind Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof | Grasshopper.com via @mashable

you’ll have to wait for the book [rpm2010]

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:04:33 PST

it occurs to me that rpm came and went with very little said on this blog about it.

i finished my rpm 2010 album. it’s called you’ll have to wait for the book. you can listen to it here, on bandcamp, or on alonetone, where my track 1 is currently in the top 40. there’s more of my thoughts on the process on the page i devoted to it.

year zero

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:32:07 PST

i know it’s several years old now, but i’m thinking about finally doing a full-on year zero remix album…unfortunately, my remix of “the beginning of the end” was done in garageband and i didn’t save (or i can’t find) an original lossless version, which means the only surviving version of it is a single ogg file somewhere, so i suppose i’ll have to do a *different* remix of that. oh well…

YouTube – OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – RGM version

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:53:04 PST

YouTube - OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – RGM version

this via @neilhimself’s blog

Happy 20th anniversary to Photoshop! on Vimeo

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:55:02 PST

sure it’s cool that photoshop has been around 20 years and that most of the tools have been around from the beginning, but all i’ve got to say is: imagine having to do design on that screen. i think i’d claw my eyes out.

Happy 20th anniversary to Photoshop! from Giovanni Antico on Vimeo.

loaves of men

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:46:23 PST

the entire catalog of the once-great and world renown experimental rock band, the loafmen is now available in its entirety for free download.

okay, i lied about the world renown part.

lemonade

chris@jazzsequence.com (jazzs3quence) — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:40:58 PST

this was a big deal on twitter a couple weeks back and i never had time to check it out. you can watch the full film (it’s 35 minutes) on hulu, and i recommend it. it’s a great look at the emerging economy of new startups that are coming out of people who’ve been laid off and used that as an excuse to do the thing they love and make a business out of it (or, in a few cases, just do the thing they love and figure everything else out as they go along).