<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 10:32:17 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>homeless</category><category>recession</category><title>Jazz Flute Burgers From Mars</title><description></description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148.post-1595415607767770233</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-03T11:48:19.349-07:00</atom:updated><title>Awesome New Viral Video Marketing and Production Blog</title><description>I just found about a new &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.vvomedia.com&quot;&gt;viral video marketing&lt;/a&gt; and production blog that has come out from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.vvomedia.com&quot;&gt;VVO&lt;/a&gt; called &quot;The &lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.vvomedia.com&quot;&gt;Viral Video Blog&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In their first 2 posts they cover 2 amazing viral video commercials that were just released by &lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.vvomedia.com/2010/07/geicos-new-viral-commercial-sarge.html&quot;&gt;Geico&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.vvomedia.com/2010/07/old-spice-does-it-again-with-soon-to-be.html&quot;&gt;Old Spice&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m looking forward to seeing what&#39;s in store and hopefully will learn a thing or two about the crazy world of viral video marketing and production.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will update you all on any new fun or interesting posts that come out from the VVO blog and from anywhere else as I find them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!</description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/2010/07/awesome-new-viral-video-marketing-and.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148.post-7313173385549907779</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-18T04:19:59.909-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">homeless</category><title>5 Things You&#39;ll Need If You Go Homeless</title><description>&lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;  Normal 0     false false false  EN-US X-NONE HE              MicrosoftInternetExplorer4              &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;                                                                                                                                            &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt; With the mortgage crisis refusing to go away, you might be one of the 1 million jobless Americans lucky enough to find yourself unfettered by modern living standards and entering into the glorious freedom of life on the street.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;Here are 5 essentials to make it in the big city without paying rent:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;1. Cart&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless_cart.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless_cart.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-10&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless_cart.jpg?w=300&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless_cart.jpg?w=300&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;334&quot; height=&quot;283&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Light, maneuverable, convenient - it&#39;s amazing how much stuff you can pile into these things. But if a plain old ShopRite cart isn&#39;t hip enough for you, you can try to get an intelligent alternative like this Shelter in a Cart&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/design_cart1.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/design_cart1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-11&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/design_cart1.jpg?w=257&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/design_cart1.jpg?w=257&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;299&quot; height=&quot;349&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the iPod-reminiscent SleepCart&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/sleepcart_2.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/sleepcart_2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-12&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/sleepcart_2.jpg?w=300&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/sleepcart_2.jpg?w=300&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;322&quot; height=&quot;200&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or any of the wicked stainless steel contraptions uber-designed by Winfried Baumann&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ubercart.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ubercart.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-13&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/ubercart.jpg?w=299&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/ubercart.jpg?w=299&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;323&quot; height=&quot;325&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;2. Warm Clothes&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;You can wait for Virgin&#39;s Strippers to help you, but without a roof over your head, you&#39;ll soon find it&#39;s hard to be under-exposed as far as the elements are concerned. Time to revert to the layered look that was so popular in the late 90s:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fashion-layers-300.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fashion-layers-300.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-15&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/fashion-layers-300.jpg?w=178&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/fashion-layers-300.jpg?w=178&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;194&quot; height=&quot;326&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;3. Self Defense&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/clockwork_mugging_small.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/clockwork_mugging_small.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-16&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/clockwork_mugging_small.jpg?w=300&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/clockwork_mugging_small.jpg?w=300&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;353&quot; height=&quot;209&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;Sadly enough, &quot;A bit o&#39; the ol&#39; Ultra-Violence&quot; is still a popular pastime for bored young hooligans. Protect yourself with anything from a switchblade to a broken beer bottle or even the ever-effective &quot;Poo on a Stick&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;4. Medical Care&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maggot_leg.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maggot_leg.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-17&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/maggot_leg.jpg?w=225&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/maggot_leg.jpg?w=225&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;290&quot; height=&quot;386&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure, you can rely on the antiseptic virtues of Medical Maggots, but finding the closest free clinic is probably a safer bet. The quality of treatment obviously differs from place to place, but if you&#39;re a starving actor bumming out in California, for example, even your pet can get free care!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;5. Wireless Internet&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless_pc.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless_pc.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-18&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless_pc.jpg&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless_pc.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p face=&quot;arial&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;Some of you might be raising an eyebrow at the inclusion of this &quot;necessity&quot;  - especially when &quot;food&quot; didn&#39;t make the cut - but when fending off the insanity so common to street-dwellers, you&#39;ll find that feeding your mind is just as important. As strange as it sounds, there are many initiatives dealing with providing free internet to the homeless, so you don&#39;t necessarily have to lounge around Starbucks all the time (for a change).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;font-family: arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;And finally, remember: you don&#39;t have to have a home to have your dignity!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:times new roman;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless-vader.jpg&quot; mce_href=&quot;http://bongofury.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homeless-vader.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-19&quot; src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless-vader.jpg?w=300&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://bongofury.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/homeless-vader.jpg?w=300&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;343&quot; height=&quot;254&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style=&quot;font-family:times new roman;&quot;&gt;&lt;span mce_=&quot;&quot;  style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Don&#39;t Wait. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://safe-use.com/tracking202/redirect/dl.php?t202id=9378&amp;amp;t202kw=&quot;&gt;Wipe out your debt now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;!-- Kontera ContentLink(TM);--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type=&quot;text/javascript&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;var dc_AdLinkColor = &#39;blue&#39; ;&lt;br /&gt;var dc_PublisherID = 91290 ;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type=&quot;text/javascript&quot; src=&quot;http://kona.kontera.com/javascript/lib/KonaLibInline.js&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- Kontera ContentLink(TM) --&gt;</description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/2009/03/5-things-youll-need-if-you-go-homeless.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148.post-6256060819619137997</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-16T03:41:25.008-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bounty Cat</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone&quot; src=&quot;http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-price-on-head1.jpg&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-price-on-head1.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;499&quot; height=&quot;666&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/2009/03/bounty-cat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148.post-3680789973062868441</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-16T04:02:10.562-07:00</atom:updated><title>Not Even Fox Can Scare You This Much</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That&#39;s seriously wrong, and plenty O&#39; disturbing.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone&quot; src=&quot;http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7687/deadhorse4ou9.jpg&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7687/deadhorse4ou9.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;566&quot; height=&quot;463&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/2009/03/not-even-fox-can-scare-you-this-much.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8712285594719758148.post-8771611978299052258</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 00:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-16T04:03:28.219-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">homeless</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">recession</category><title>Cow Hole</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;alignnone&quot; src=&quot;http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q253/philip408ford/cowbellytattoo.jpg&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q253/philip408ford/cowbellytattoo.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;342&quot; height=&quot;422&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jazzfluteburgersfrommars.blogspot.com/2009/03/cow-hole.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>