A jokes blog of short jokes for cell phone fun, like short text message jokes, short sms jokes and funny one liner short humor jokes.noreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 5 Nov 2024 19:00:01 -0800Blogger http://www.blogger.com587125http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/en-usnoJ 4 Jokes exclusively provides a vast stock of short jokes, funnies, one liners and SMS jokes for humorous minds. We also offer to send text jokes via email to our free subscribers of funny jokes and humor.noreply@blogger.comhttp://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2010/08/spots-in-front.htmldoctor and patient jokes and humorstupid jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Mon, 9 Aug 2010 07:28:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-8278519542465346661<div style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"><br /> <span style="color: #ff66cc; font-weight: bold;">The short joke</span> "<span style="color: #f2984c; font-weight: bold;">Spots In Front</span>" <span style="color: #ff66cc; font-weight: bold;">goes like this:</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ff6666;">Patient:</span></b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">I think</span></b> I'm <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">spending</span></b> too <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">long on</span></b> the <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">computer</span></b>, I'm <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">starting to get spots</span></b> in <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">front of my eyes</span></b>.<br /> <br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ff6666;">Doctor:</span></b> Have you <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">seen</span></b> an <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">optician</span></b>?<br /> <br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ff6666;">Patient:</span></b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">No</span></b>, just <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #009900;">spots</span></b>.<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ff66cc; font-weight: bold;">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /> <ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/stupid%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Stupid jokes</a></li> <li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/doctor%20and%20patient%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Doctor Patient jokes</a></li> <li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li> </ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff66cc;">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/delivery-dilemma.htmlmatured jokes and humorpregnancy jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:33:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1288481520460227216<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Delivery Dilemma</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Doctor:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Will</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">father be present during</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">delivery</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Mother-to-be:</span> Nah, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">he and</span> my <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">husband don't get along</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/text-jokes.html">text jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/doctor%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Doctor jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/pregnancy%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Pregnancy jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/matured%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Matured jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>1http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/photocopy-mistakes.htmldumbo and bambo jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:39:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1122479186029281630<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Photocopy Mistakes</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What</span> does <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dumbo</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">do</span> after <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">taking</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">photocopy</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> He <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">compares</span> it <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">with</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">original</span> document <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">for spelling</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">mistakes</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/funnies.html">funnies</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/dumbo%20and%20bambo%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Dumbo Bambo jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/all-things.htmlfooling jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:27:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-2163967417792735726<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">All Things</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dream</span> makes <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">all things</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">possible</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Hope</span> makes <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">all things</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">work</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Love</span> makes <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">all things</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">beautiful</span>...<br /><br />And, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Smile</span> makes <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">all</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">the above</span>...<br /><br />...So always <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">BRUSH YOUR TEETH</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/sms-jokes.html">SMS jokes</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/fooling%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Fooling jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/fooling%20around%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Fooling Around jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20meaning%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Double Meaning jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/unique-like-everyone.htmlone liner jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:53:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-795722127826664932<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Unique Like Everyone</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Always <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">remember</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">you are</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">unique</span> - just <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">like everyone</span> else.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes,</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/one-liners.html">one liners</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/one%20liner%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">One Liner jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/advice%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Advice jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/confession%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Confession jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/nymphomaniac.htmladult jokes and humormedical jokes and humorsex jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:14:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-2313340117427622761<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Nymphomaniac</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Lady:</span> I think, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">I might be</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">nymphomaniac</span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Psychiatrist:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">I'll see</span> what I can do <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">to help</span> you! <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">My fee</span> is <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">$100 an hour</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Lady:</span> And, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">how much for all night</span>?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Note:</span> Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/short-jokes.html">short jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/adult%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Adult jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/psychiatrist%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Psychiatrist jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/medical%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Medical jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>1http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/sugar-level.htmldumbo and bambo jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:23:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-3309119090130850908<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Sugar Level</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dumbo</span> enters kitchen, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">opens sugar container</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">looks inside</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">closes</span> it. He does this <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">again and again</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Why</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Because</span>, his <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">doctor</span> has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">told</span> him <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">to check</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">sugar level</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">regularly</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/text-jokes.html">text jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/dumbo%20and%20bambo%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Dumbo Bambo jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>1http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/jersey.htmlanimal jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 6 Nov 2009 09:13:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-7729783256624451340<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Jersey</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">At a cowshed...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Visitor:</span> That <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">cow</span> has a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">nice color</span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Farmer:</span> Yes, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">It's</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Jersey</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Visitor:</span> Oh, I <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">thought</span> it was <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">its skin</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/funnies.html">funnies</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/animal%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Animal jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/color%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Color jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/milkman-dresses.htmldouble meaning jokes and humormatured jokes and humorwomen jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 3 Nov 2009 09:24:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-2068986981467633714<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Milkman Dresses</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Two women were talking about their new <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">milkman</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">First woman:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">He's</span> very <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">good looking</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">punctual</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">dresses</span> so <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">smartly</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Second woman:</span> And, so <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">quickly too</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/sms-jokes.html">SMS jokes</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/milkman%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Milkman jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20meaning%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Double Meaning jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/women%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Women jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/office-definition.htmloffice jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:19:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-199513056643082554<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Office Definition</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What is</span> an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">office</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> A <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">place where one</span> can <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">relax after</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">strenuous home life</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes,</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/one-liners.html">one liners</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/office%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Office jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/one%20liner%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">One Liner jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/orange-apple.htmldumbo and bambo jokes and humorfunny jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:39:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-7629527262022460064<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Orange Apple</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Bambo:</span> What is the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">difference between</span> an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">orange</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">and</span> an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">apple</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dumbo:</span> The <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">color of</span> an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">orange</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">is</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">orange</span>, but the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">color of</span> an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">apple</span> is <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">not</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">apple</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/short-jokes.html">short jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/dumbo%20and%20bambo%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Dumbo Bambo jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/difference%20between%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Difference Between jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-love-you.htmllove jokes and humormatured jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:04:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-8805262190532005355<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">I Love You</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Why</span> is it that a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">girl looks down when</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">guy says</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">I love you</span>"?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">To see</span> if <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">he really means</span> it!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/text-jokes.html">text jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/love%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Love jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20meaning%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Double Meaning jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/matured%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Matured jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/mind-body-soul.htmldouble meaning jokes and humormatured jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:02:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-6391835950305015241<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Mind Body Soul</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">It’s</span> the thing that <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">satisfies</span> your <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">mind</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">body</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">soul</span>!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Do</span> it <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">on bed</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">on</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">sofa</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">in</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">car</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">anywhere</span>!<br /><br />Do you <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">know what it is</span>?<br /><br />It’s called '<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">prayer</span>'!<br /><br />...<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">God bless</span> your <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">naughty mind</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/funnies.html">funnies</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20meaning%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Double Meaning jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/matured%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Matured jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/love%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Love jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/men-prefer-to-kiss.htmlkiss jokes and humormen and women jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:05:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1634642013167567543<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Men Prefer To Kiss</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Why</span> most of the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">men prefer to kiss</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">women’s lips</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> Because that's the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">best way to shut</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">woman’s mouth</span> for at least some seconds.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/sms-jokes.html">SMS jokes</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/men%20and%20women%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Men Women jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/kiss%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Kiss jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/its-raining.htmldumbo and bambo jokes and humorhilarious jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:52:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1656309113164025628<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">It's Raining</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dumbo:</span> You <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">haven't watered the plants</span> in the garden, today!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Bambo:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">It's raining</span>, Dumbo!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Dumbo:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Don't be</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">lazy fool</span>! <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Take your umbrella</span> if you have to!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes,</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/one-liners.html">one liners</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/dumbo%20and%20bambo%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Dumbo Bambo jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/hilarious%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Hilarious jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/umbrella%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Umbrella jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/snail-in-ship.htmlkid jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 9 Oct 2009 09:59:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-900779652793201666<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Snail In Ship</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What</span> do <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">you call</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">snail in</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">ship</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> A '<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">snailor</span>'.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/short-jokes.html">short jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/one%20liner%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">One Liner jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/smart%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Smart jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/text-messaging.htmlone liner jokes and humortext jokestext message jokesnoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 6 Oct 2009 10:19:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-5052802151143737907<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Text Messaging</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Do you take me</span> to be <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">your lawfully lovable friend</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">to have and</span> to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">hold</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">for</span> rich <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">quotes</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">corny jokes</span>, in <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">text messaging</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">in poor signal</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">till low battery do us part</span>?<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/text-jokes.html">text jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/one%20liner%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">One Liners jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/love%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Love jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/competition.htmlcourtroom jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 2 Oct 2009 11:58:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-4203399628766866247<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Competition</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Inside a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">courtroom</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Judge:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What made you come here</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Accused:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Competition</span>, your honour!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Judge:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What</span> competition?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Accused:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">I printed currency notes the way</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">government does</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/funnies.html">funnies</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/courtroom%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Courtroom jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/lawyer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Lawyer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/smart%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Smart jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/women-into-wives.htmlsarcastic jokes and humorwife jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:12:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-425247476444884768<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Women Into Wives</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It's <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">difficult</span> to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">understand</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">God</span>...<br /><br />He <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">makes</span> such <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">beautiful things</span> as <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">women</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">then</span> he <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">turns them</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">into wives</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/sms-jokes.html">SMS jokes</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/god%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">God jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/wife%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Wife jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/sarcastic%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Sarcastic jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/love-at-first-sight.htmllove jokes and humormen jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:31:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-7906656384223435887<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Love At First Sight</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Why</span> do <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">men like</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">love at first sight</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> Because it <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">saves them</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">lot of time</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes,</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/one-liners.html">one liners</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/love%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Love jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/men%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Men jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/brains-between-his-legs.htmldouble meaning jokes and humormatured jokes and humorwomen jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:40:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-3046916073780133999<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Brains Between His Legs</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Two woman</span> were <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">talking about</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">new hunk in</span> the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">neighborhood</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">First woman:</span> ...but <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">he acts</span> so <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">stupid</span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Second woman:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">He must be having</span> his <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">brains between his legs</span> (laughingly).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">First woman:</span> Yeah (laughingly), <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">but I'd</span> surely <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">love to blow his mind</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/short-jokes.html">short jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/matured%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Matured jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20meaning%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Double Meaning jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/women%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Women jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/railway-tracks.htmldrunk jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:54:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-8327812904481887237<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Railway Tracks</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Two drunks</span> were <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">walking</span> home along the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">railway tracks</span>...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">First drunk:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">There's</span> a hell of a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">lot of steps here</span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Second drunk:</span> I'll tell you what's <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">worse</span> - <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">this hand rail</span> is bloody <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">low down</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/text-jokes.html">text jokes</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/drunk%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Drunk jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/bar%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Bar jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/funny%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Funny jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/sexy-female-elephant.htmlanimal jokes and humorelephant jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:36:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1532328851603888670<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Sexy Female Elephant</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">A group of <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">male elephants</span> were <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">sitting</span> on the street, when a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">sexy female elephant</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">passed</span> by...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What</span> did the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">leader elephant say</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> Wow... <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">3600</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">2400</span>-<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">3600</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/funnies.html">funnies</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/elephant%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Elephant jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/animal%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Animals jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/sexy%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Sexy jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/miss-most.htmlhusband and wife jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:29:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-5275819008478351341<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Miss The Most</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Wife:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">What</span> do <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">you</span> <span style="color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">miss the most</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">about me</span></span>, dear?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Husband:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Your absence</span>, honey!<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/sms-jokes.html">SMS jokes</a> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/husband%20and%20wife%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Husband Wife jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/men%20and%20women%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Men Women jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/family%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Family jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/eye-contact.htmlmatured jokes and humormen jokes and humorquestion and answer jokes and humornoreply@blogger.com (netbobz)Tue, 8 Sep 2009 10:36:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1366784210918358373.post-1257274980516123272<div style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;"><img alt="Short Jokes Blogger Humorous Joker" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4DH2VA8Mx_qfCQl_Ww4JX1SUy8rbnnNhBBhClrlDsgsEwg4BH3GSHMfMmc5I704JEjgwty21redUFnyR1X5z5GOrHFJVARe5-sMj5hm3mY5RhqdZU39gs0v_DFqvcR50vL1ypfEKu78T/s1600-r/Short-jokes-blogger-humorous-joker.jpg" title="Humorous Joker" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">The short joke</span> "<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">Eye Contact</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">goes like this:</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Question:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Why</span> do <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">men find</span> it <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">difficult to</span> make <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(242, 152, 76);">eye contact</span> with <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">women</span>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Breasts don't</span> have <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">eyes</span>.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">Related humor and funnies with short jokes,</span> <a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/one-liners.html">one liners</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:</span><br /></div><ul><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/question%20and%20answer%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Question Answer jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/matured%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Matured jokes</a></li><li><a href="http://j4jokes.blogspot.com/search/label/men%20jokes%20and%20humor" rel="nofollow">Men jokes</a></li></ul></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 204);">* * * * *</span></div>0