tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75636532727088266822024-03-05T19:38:29.199-08:00Ixobelle (archived)MMOs, Gaming in General, Living in Japan, WhateverRichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.comBlogger289125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-84141605743147190092015-12-24T16:53:00.001-08:002023-08-01T12:10:42.923-07:00Introducing Hotdog Thursday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey all, Long time no see..!<br />
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I'm back in the Bay Area, working for an MSP, doing IT shit, rolling my face on various keyboards.
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I've graduated to management now, so there's a new thing you can hate me for! :) I'm also throwing my hat in the ring for pod-casting. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time (because typing is hard, and speaking is easy). I've got a few buddies on the mic with me, so it isn't some big dumb monologue.
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We're calling it Hotdog Thursday, which I'm sure everyone will thing "here's a bunch of dudes, lolol hotdogs, get it?" but it's actually because we wanted to release one day each week, we randomly agreed on Thursday, and my elementary school in Orinda (Del Rey Elementary, right down thew street from my folks place) "featured" hot dogs on the menu when I was in grade school, and so... Hotdog Thursday was an actual thing that's embedded int eh back of my brain. This is the top secret origin story of the name, only true Ixo followers will ever know :)
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You can watch us grow (and/or fail) at hotdogthursday.com. The website is horrid at the moment. Watch it grow with us. I remember NotAddicted (and subsequently this own domain) go through similar growing pains. I love that kind of shit.
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If anyone still has me on RSSes, or is getting any of this... look for us @ NO DOMAIN SORRY, or else on <a href="http://soundcloud.com/hotdogthursday/" target="_blank">Soundcloud</a>.
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P.S. I'm the one on the podcast that won't shut up.<br />
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See y'all on there?
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Rich / Ixo
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<br />Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-88209930212403940952012-11-04T11:56:00.001-08:002012-11-07T18:13:07.737-08:00Korean Drama: Love Rain<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Should perhaps also be known by its driving plot synopsis: "Shit All Over Yoona Over and Over and Over (and Over)".<br />
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I've been consumed by a small slice of k-pop for a year and a half now. I say small slice, because while there is a veritable cornucopia of k-pop out there for consumption, there are only five groups that I really listen to. In fact, they're basically all I've listened to since I posted about it back in June or July of 2011. Girls' Generation (aka "So Nyuh Shi Dae" as it's pronounced in Korean, often abbreviated as just SNSD) easily holds the crown, with T-ara, BoA, Wonder Girls, and f(x) all generally tied for second. There is no third place. There are also no Korean boy bands in the mix. I can say without hesitation that when it comes time to listen to something, I prefer hearing girls making beautiful sounds over boys.<br />
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Men making music have a place in my Google Music repository, but it's mostly hip hop. Hip hop has become harder and harder to listen to, though, as I'm just... worn out. When I get in a mood, and need to roll my windows all the way down and crank up something loud during a commute, almost any track from Red and Meth's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackout!" target="_blank">Blackout</a> album used to do the job, but now I'm finding SNSD's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXMzPTF6HYM" target="_blank">Paparazzi</a>, Taeyeon/Tiffany/Seohyun doing <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmM04_OgajU" target="_blank">Twinkle</a>, or Taeyeon soloing <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FXILY4dMI" target="_blank">Hush Hush</a> (zomg...brb in 3.5 min) fits the bill even better. As a bonus, I'm usually in a better mood at the end of the Korean track than if I heard a bunch of Angry Black Man vs America.<br />
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There's something huge to be said for not speaking Korean, too. I just ... love hearing the noises they're making with their god damned mouths. I don't know how else to say it. I spent a little while where I looked up the lyrics, but find I actually enjoy not knowing (caring?) what they're saying, and just remaining unaware of the play by play / verse by verse. <br />
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There are exceptions, like Taeyeon being put on the spot to randomly perform something, and her just ... KILLING IT... with subtitles. The song actually starts around 3:00, but it's worth watching the buildup to just see that this guy is like "go. sing. do it." and she finally does.<br />
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This song is easily my favorite song on the planet right now, and it's a shitty YouTube. I've ripped an mp3 of the YouTube, and have it in my car / on my phone / on demand anywhere. I'm not sure if it's the fact that she just threw down and pulled it out of her ass on the spot, or if it's just because she's Taeyeon, and Oh My Muh Fuggin Gee She's Just Muh Fuggin Kim Taeyeon (!), but I would basically kill to have been in the studio when that was recorded. Hell, I'd likely kill for just a high quality version of it, minus the guy that puts her on the spot.<br />
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Here's me, in the black shirt and glasses, and here's you, offering me a Studio Quality Cut of I Have a Lover, As Sung By Kim Taeyeon During That Chin Chin Radio Session:<br />
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ANYWAY. This isn't a post about k-pop (fooled you, right?!). It's a post about Korean Television Dramas. If k-pop is the gateway drug, then apparently dramas are that blue shit they make on Breaking Bad. I began watching one a few days back, have been cracked out and staying up till 3am nights plowing through it after the kids have gone to sleep, and can say without hesitation:<br />
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Every wonderful thing I've said about k-pop in this post does not apply to the dramas. Love Rain, which stars Yoona from SNSD, is terrible. Yoona is a beautiful shining star of innocent awesomeness, but she gets so completely shit on over and over every episode to the point that the suspension of disbelief required to immerse yourself in fiction simply does not exist. In a blockbuster motion picture about space aliens, you go into the theater knowing that it isn't an actual documentary. You're presented with fantasy, and as long as the effects are believable (as believable as space aliens shooting lasers can be), you're able to enjoy the show. The fourth wall shatters when the effects are bad; you can tell it's just a guy in a rubber suit, or the green-screening was done poorly.<br />
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Love Rain features no aliens. We're meant to believe that Yoona is a woman on our present day planet Earth who would put up with being shit on by a douchebag repeatedly while remaining true to him. He doesn't beat her, it's nothing so overt... he just prances around in perfectly coiffed hair tooting his own horn and talking about how every woman loves him (his nickname is "3 seconds" because he can make any woman fall for him in 3 sec) while rubbing her face in it for liking him in the first place, which also comes to begin in such a ridiculous turn of events that -- again -- you can't believe that it would ever happen in the first place.<br />
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The impetus is obvious. We're supposed to feel sorry for Yoona, and cheer from the sidelines for her happiness, but I'm torn between wanting to slap the douchebag for being a douchebag, and slap Yoona for putting up with it. I guess this is me, being a man, not understanding why women want to be shit on by the "bad boy". In typical love story fashion, you need a spreadsheet to keep track of the love dodecahedrons, where guy A and B both like girl X, while girl Y secretly likes boy C, but is stuck dating boy D, who longs for girl Z.<br />
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All of that said, I'm not the type to read half of a book and just stop reading it. I've watched 14 of the 20 episodes so far, and will see it through to the end. Maybe my next post will be how it was all worthwhile, but I doubt it. I know for a fact the reason I continue to even put up with it at all is because Yoona is so amazing that every second she's on screen everything else becomes secondary annoyances, buzzing about in the periphery.<br />
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Prior to starting this series, Taeyeon was my clear and away favorite member of SNSD. She's the strongest singer, easily, and ... well... is Taeyeon. Yoona is closing the gap, though.<br />
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I'll let you know if the ending works out any better, but unless the last scene is homeboy getting shanked in the gut and bleeding out in the gutter... Korea weeping at her loss, me cheering on the couch that he's finally dead... then I think we can chalk this one up as a loss.<br />
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Good night. Sleep well, young prince. This is all very ridiculous.<br /><br />gzzgagsHasgaHHHgnn~~~ I'm sure this can be viewed one way or another, but --honestly-- I think I'm basically over it. As a whole. I'm more interested in configuring our college's eval <a href="http://www2.paloaltonetworks.com/products/pa500.html">PA-500</a> than playing "Dante air-juggles Thrall in Amalur". Perhaps I'm bitter? Everyone from Penny-Arcade to the bagger at Lucky's is wetting their collective pants over Reckoning, but I may just be over the entire enchilada. Like, as a whole. Maybe I just need sleep. Who knows slash cares... zzzzz... maybe I'll take another stab after the sun comes up. <br /><br />I apologize for the rambling. This has been a tremendous last few months. I may be Director of I.T. coming up here very shortly.... or I may not be. It's all very ridiculous. LE SIGH. I load up my blog in Chrome, and push "new post", then close the window and turn away because I'm not sure what to write anymore. I don't play WoW anymore, and that was the BBQ sauce that drove my McNuggets towards the PUBLISH POST button. I could switch it up on everyone, and begin to write Stupid Powershell Tricks on my blog, but at that point I reckon it's time to retire Ixobelle.com and fire up Rericksen.com or something equally boring no one will care about. Know that if you're reading these words that I love you, and I know you've been with me through the thick and thin, but I just don't want to crap out ... crap... like I'm crapping out right now, and call it a post. That's why 4 months off the charts.<br /><br />There are games that inspire (Hero Academy for iOS, Limbo for Windows) so I guess I need to just focus on that, and get back down to brass tacks, as they say... Things have been spiraling out and about, and feel like wheels are turnign that are beyond my influence to control.... did I mention the Director of I.T for a Digital Arts College thing..? Jeez Louise... talk about double edged sword of opportunity/responsibility crashing down like an Unstoppable Force of doom on my face. At least I still got the alias to vent on.<br /><br />I need to remember that. This is catharsis. This is why I type into the white text field.<br /><br />I'll be back with more, and I promise it won't be so heavy.<br /><br />LESSTHANTHREE.<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-77013707136882118272011-10-01T03:02:00.000-07:002011-10-01T03:24:30.462-07:00Warrior Stances, and... basically every other class<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl5jidy8mDsFWGYqctpy-npb6-p34S9ktwZXK8Iw61c92lAI04-GbZgbaZX-su60z9KR8RPbFTXM5WdFzKGV-GPnQfvHR14Q4AfvOzG4-BkDWvnF2dBdk1n84ub1b5L6iiXBewF53dRuQi/s1600/ddr.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl5jidy8mDsFWGYqctpy-npb6-p34S9ktwZXK8Iw61c92lAI04-GbZgbaZX-su60z9KR8RPbFTXM5WdFzKGV-GPnQfvHR14Q4AfvOzG4-BkDWvnF2dBdk1n84ub1b5L6iiXBewF53dRuQi/s200/ddr.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5658467627215710370" /></a><br />Why do warriors get fury, defensive and battle regardless of "spec"?<br /><br />Fury is basically Berserker, Arms is Battle, Prot is defensive... why break it the warrior into 9 "classes"? How come the druid can go bear form as a moonkin?<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I propose 3 "stances" per class, changeable at will. Why should I sit around as a Mutilate Rogue and force the group to sit around for this next pull because I want to go "Combat"... why not just make it a stance and be done with it? Why not give rogues AoE, Single Target, and Stealth "stances" that don't require being out of combat to activate?<br /><br />Mages can have Frost, Fire and, Arcance stances, and can popped in and out of at will?<br /><br />Priests can focus heal, group heal, and go deeps as the need arises... why limit yourslef PER PULL? WoW seems so full of ideas that are half assed.<br /><br />Why STOP. WAIT. DRINK. in order to swap roles? C'mon Blizz... You've made it *ALMOST* so easy to swap roles... why not go all the way?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Pushing out the rough draft of this post in order to gauge feedback (and also because I can't be fucked to proof it all right now... if you can't see what I'm driving at by now, more words won't crystalize it all...) <br /><br />Look:<br />Druids = ANIMAL. Moonkin. Tree. <br />Shamans = Melee, Ranged, Heals)<br />Hunters = Uhhh... Dog, Cat, and Pig? No, seriously... AoE, Single, and Pet? I honestly haven't spent any time in the Hunter Trees, but I reckon a theme can be drawn from each... <br />DK = Tank, Deeps, Debuff-o-riffic?<br />Locks = Pet, Curse, Nuke<br /><br /><br />...you see where I'm goign with this?<br /><br />Why force a respec at all? <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Why not drop it like it's hot?<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. SNSD = Taeyeon and 8 other random scrubs, AMIRITE? <br />P.P.S. The new album <a href="http://snsdkorean.com/2011/10/01/1st-video-teaser-unleashed/">got pushed back</a> SLASH CRY<br /><br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-25223100094728551482011-05-20T17:46:00.000-07:002011-05-20T22:15:49.083-07:00GRfagfmmalslmmbl<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf6A19Sc6x4pCmYA7Z7LNnhKmyThScIUJdBu1X1S7vr4N3AcYR9OPXwjh020ZlG1hknPM6bg24e5SsWLh6vUX1dMF52ies-WAGCZ-cnFVKMAWy91MlWe5kIxLdQPBgnYS3Kp_aPV3GisA6/s1600/mother.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf6A19Sc6x4pCmYA7Z7LNnhKmyThScIUJdBu1X1S7vr4N3AcYR9OPXwjh020ZlG1hknPM6bg24e5SsWLh6vUX1dMF52ies-WAGCZ-cnFVKMAWy91MlWe5kIxLdQPBgnYS3Kp_aPV3GisA6/s200/mother.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609033693906159474" /></a><br />I just woke up. It's 5:45pm. Yesterday I went to sleep around 6pm. Pretty soon my sleep schedule will sort itself out, I'm hoping. I'm not sure what time it is in Japan, but I'm not the kind of guy that keeps referring to two clocks during times of jetlag. I don't care what time it's *SUPPOSED* to be. I look at the clock on the wall in California, and know only what time it *IS*.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br />I'm alone at home with my cat, Macho. He disappeared at some point early on during my ten day absence, much to the dismay of the 12 year old down the street who was tasked with keeping him fed for six dollars a day. He came back last night around midnight, though, and I let him in and went back to sleep.<br /><br /><br />Japan was a good time, ruined completely by the presence of my mother.<br /><br />My father in law has stomach cancer, and underwent an operation to have his entire stomach removed. This was a while ago, not during our visit or anything. He now has part of his upper intestine playing the role of stomach, which means he can't eat a whole lot. He's lot a lot of weight. I *think* he's done with radiation therapy, but it's not really a casual dinner conversation thing, and is buried among the layers of Japanese etiquette on top of all that. I'm not sure my wife even knows the exact standing, and I'm pretty sure even *his* wife is being kept out in the dark. He doesn't want everyone doom and glooming, and would rather just put on a happy face when we visit.<br /><br />We respect that.<br /><br />The Japanese have a word for enduring something in silence: Gaman. If you're feeling rundown, or tasked with something you feel is impossible, you just put your head down and do your best. In English we think of this as 'having a stiff upper lip', or just sucking it up and doing what we can. For Masaru (my father in law), this means swallowing the fact that he may very well be dying of stomach cancer, and trying to show my parents a good time. We all understand this, in silence, and appreciate all the... perseverance... going on behind the curtain.<br /><br />All of these concepts are completely foreign to my mother, who complained endlessly about the trip there, and all of the activities undertaken while there. She, to me, sums up everything that foreigners probably expect Americans to behave like in any given situation. I remember chatting on Skype with a friend of my wife's who is Canadian, and at some point during the conversation she told me she was surprised how nice I was; when Satomi told her she was dating an American, she thought I would turn out to be an asshole. Thanks!<br /><br />We had ten days in Japan, and my mother made it clear before even boarding the plane that she would need "at least two days to recover from jetlag, maybe three" and to not plan anything for those days. I won't get into the day by day breakdown of everything, but suffice to say there were two day long excursions, one to an owl park, and one to <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=miyajima&hl=en&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=GRPXTZzBHIS8sQPmhq2xBw&ved=0CD0QsAQ&biw=1599&bih=829">miyajima's famous tori</a>, all of which required of my mother that she "sit in the car while I drive, and then get out and enjoy yourself".<br /><br />My mother is not an evil person. I know evil people, and she isn't one of them. She doesn't *try* to be an asshole, it just usually turns out that way. She has this tendency to latch onto people that she's never met and immediately pounce upon them, hammering them from all sides with a barrage of conversation options they're completely uninterested in having. She usually begins with a throwaway compliment on some itme they're wearing, then she asks them their name. This is not because she wants to know it; within seconds it will be forgotten, this is so she can tell them *her* name "I'm DIANNE, hun", which is the beginning of the avalanche. God forbid you are asian, as you will soon learn my own entire life story, and that of my wife, and the names and ages of our two children, and oh my god when will it stop i'm walking away now, good luck with that.<br /><br />Nothing can deter her. Nothing will make her pause or hesitate. From "I'm DIANNE, hun", the only thing you can do is walk away and hope you aren't called into the conversation, or kill yourself on the spot.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />She's over excitable. She overreaches regularly. She pounces (I believe I've used that word already). If you're in front of her in line, you will need to be prepared to explain every purchase in your cart to her in detail, but not because she's interested in what YOU'RE buying, but so that she can eventually turn the conversation back towards her cart, and from there it goes on to how she has a Japanese stepdaughter named Satomi, and two grandkids blah blah blah blah blah.<br /><br />This trip has filled her ammunition supply, and she will soon be spraying every intimate detail to complete strangers just as soon as humanly possible.<br /><br />The one glaring detail she will gloss over, though, is how she completely blew it, and is now and forever cut from my team.<br /><br /><br />Let's go back a step and cover her hobbies. There's sleeping, knitting, and taking naps. Did you see how two of the three involve sleep? My own wife cooks and cleans and does all the housework. I lend a hand when needed, but she's pretty adamant that I have my role (go to work and earn money) and she has her own. My mother sleeps, knits, and in between those she takes naps. Oh! And she complains about my father working all the time. Earning money.<br /><br />blah blah blah, all is going swimmingly in Japan. She's harrasing women in the yarn store there, over-exuberantly bowing to EVERYONE on the street, and trying to carry on the conversations she's used to having with every hourly employee she crosses paths with (nevermind the fact they don't speak English, and she knows three japanese words). On top of the fact she's pointing directly at every little girl or boy she sees in a school uniform and OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL!!!!-ing at the top of her lungs. She's also trying to hug and kiss every relative, and Japanese don't even really hug or kiss their own kids.<br /><br />yadda yadda yadda, after every event, when it's 'just us Americans' again, she literally collapses in the car, and demands a nap. This is all too much for her! She's so exhausted!<br /><br />The entire trip has primarily been 'a celebration of Dianne', but in her own tiny little mind, it's just been too much. Every event has been aimed at her. From the owl park and miyajima (two places she specifically requested to visit), to dinners at each of the relatives own houses, because she wanted to meet them all. My wife's older sister is up on the schedule today, but mom is tired from shopping at the yarn store (again) today. She's literally groaning in the car, and saying she doesn't think she can do it. I tell her (somewhat sternly) that she needs to get her shit together and suck it up. Haruka will be expecting her to do beading, because every single time we bring up the word "Haruka" mom explodes into some big thing on how she wants to bead with her.<br /><br />Mom decides she would rather take a nap. Satomi and I exchange glances, drop mom off at the hotel, and all hell breaks loose. We come to find that Haruka had left school early that day, which required special permission from the principal. Yukie and Keiichi (the mother and father) also came home early to prepare. Working overtime every day in Japan is generally the norm, and for them to home home at a normal hour is unheard of. They do all of this in silence, as they want to put on a happy face to entertain my mother. Then she phones in a nap, and just cancels outright.<br /><br /><br />Dear Mom,<br /><br />I hope that nap was worth it, because you're cut from the team.<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Your son<br /><br /><br />They all keep their happy faces on, but you can tell they really don't get the excuses we're giving for my mother. Excuses have to be made of course, because just saying she's a selfish slob that would rather sleep than do some beading with your daughter would put them on the spot of having to react to that news. Where's the Gaman? Where's the part where you suck it up for others? So what if you're tired, Masaru has stomach cancer, you don't see him phoning in bullshit because he's sleepy from being driven around all day. Kids are cancelling all kinds of club activities and telling their friends they have family business to attend to, but you don't see them phoning in any bullshit.<br /><br />Next day she expects to go see the other sister's family like nothing happened. We told her that you don't really get to pick and choose. If she were to go see Tomoe's family after ditching Yukie's, that wouldn't really fly. I don't think she even really understood that. Family aside, we had some other visit lined up with friend's of my wife that we can't flake on. I don't know if she wanted to cancel that or not, but before she had a chance we told her that she was going like it or not.<br /><br />That went well, and I think my mom made the mistake of thinking my wife didn't want to stab her at that point. At no point during the day did my mom apologize for Yukie's. At no point was there any sense of "I fucked up".<br /><br /><br />I'm beat, and I'm not sure if I'm getting the full gist of the emotion out there in this little text box. There's a whole sense of sacrifice that the Japanese will endure on so many levels to put on a happy face when the time calls for it that I've grasped well enough in my time there to know when it's happening, and to try my best to pull off as well when it's expected of me.<br /><br />I don't expect people to grasp it on the Japanese level, but I expect adults to behave as adults when it's expected of them, and my mother excels at being a petulant child instead. She steamrolls over people in conversations, and generally doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. One example that keeps coming to mind was an exchange we had after eating chinese one night. She kept bowing to the waitress and saying ARIGATOU!! ARIGATOU!!<br /><br />I told her the waitress was not Japanese. In fact, the Japanese and Chinese generally hate one another. She looked at me as said "oh I don't care". I told her that wasn't the point. The point was that the waitress probably cared, to which she told me "I don't care if she cares".<br /><br />That pretty much sums it up right there.<br /><br /><br />My job back in the states is to find a house to purchase before my wife comes back home with the kids (and her mom, and possibly one of our nephews) in tow. My mother probably thinks everyone is over it, or that it wasn't a big deal in the first place. I mean, it wasn't a big deal to her, so how could it be to anyone else?<br /><br />There are times in families where cuts are made, but it's usually in-laws that get the axe. I suppose in this case it's the same. My wife has cut off my mother, and I generally see myself as standing on the same side of the line as Satomi. This last incident certainly isn't the only one, but it illustrates all the various ones before it pretty well. When she asks why we don't visit, or won't let her visit us, I'll tell her I don't care. When she tells me she cares, I'll simply tell her that I don't care she cares.<br /><br /><br />Good luck with that. I hope that nap was awesome.<br /><br /><br />Zzz.<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-80429145212323970742011-02-07T20:56:00.000-08:002011-02-07T22:47:08.689-08:00(Xoom Xoom?)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7mw0U_oLE7e6tNkX3Tbg_C9hyphenhyphenLmH5AkkSqX27EDaU6290V_1USBxnW2FgwjiC82YQOM0Pk6bT5Lv2DRc3afxruiCzRq6k5fvkw50T3JHCHd1m2Em4IzA0Kh5_76f7FtA_zCiJ51FdOI7j/s1600/xoom.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7mw0U_oLE7e6tNkX3Tbg_C9hyphenhyphenLmH5AkkSqX27EDaU6290V_1USBxnW2FgwjiC82YQOM0Pk6bT5Lv2DRc3afxruiCzRq6k5fvkw50T3JHCHd1m2Em4IzA0Kh5_76f7FtA_zCiJ51FdOI7j/s200/xoom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571201569581778306" border="0" /></a><br />To make up for a lack of... well... pretty much *anything* for 2+ months, I was going to do a super mega-post, but then I decided there's pretty much two topics on my plate at the moment. My WoW account expired, so nothing on that front, lol. There's basically the Motorola Xoom, and *everything else*, so I'll cut this down to the middle to allow for consolidated "on topic" commenting, with the promise that there will be a followup sooner than later on a more personal front.<br /><br />The Motorola Xoom. Hoo boy, where to start...?<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Let's start with "I want one" and go from there, I suppose.<br /><br />The Xoom is a tablet, but it's not an iPad. For a while I actually considered getting me an iPad, until the Mac admin at work told me to not bother. I had recently purchased this <a href="http://blog.itechtalk.com/wp-content/2010/02/334278_g5.png">ridiculous Acer laptop</a> as a gift for my father, when he realized that his G5 Macbook Pro was officially stuck behind a hump in the road, and couldn't run the Adobe CS5 suite. He's an illustrator by trade, and having a long-in-the-tooth G5 was becoming more of a hassle than it was worth. I decided to surprise him with a retardedly overpowered PC laptop that cost a fraction of the price of a brand new Macbook Pro, but he simply couldn't wrap his noggin around Windows 7. He was dragged kicking and screaming from illustration board, paint brushes, and honest to god PAINT to delivering PSDs to his clients, and he'd be damned if everything he learned was going to have to be learned again. The fact that he *still* can't use the OS (Mac OS or otherwise) was lost on him. "Photoshop is Photoshop", I said, but he ran out and bought a MBP regardless.<br /><br />So then I had some crazy Acer beast of a laptop I didn't need/want. I sold it for a grand, and told myself I'd buy a tablet with the money.<br /><br />This is when Matt, our main Mac guy, said to not bother with an iPad. His wife had one, and it was pretty much a neat little toy. I had hopes of actually putting it to work, and it didn't really fit that bill.<br /><br />Let's get this one thing out of the way, so it doesn't cast a dark cloud over the rest of the post: I don't hate Macs. Under my desk at work, I have a Mac Mini, and love it for everything it does. Under my desk I also have two dual quad core Xeon boxes, though, one running Win7 Enterprise, and the other running Server 2008R2, and hosting my own little farm of Hyper-V 'boxes'. I'm primarily a Windows admin, and I do things like manage Windows Deployment Services and keep our AD Domain humming along. But my Mini is awesome, and I drool over the prospect of having something like Apple Remote Desktop available for managing all the classroom PCs. I'm actually working on a Python script that can dsquery Active Directory OUs and push a file out to a specific path on each machine found within, because that's one of the more useful features I find myself doing with ARD all the time on the Mac side.<br /><br />THAT SAID, the biggest gripe I have with Mac users in general is not that they choose to run a different flavor of OS or hardware, it's the uppity attitude that comes along with it. Whenever staff ask for a new machine, they always beg for a Mac, because they have this idea that "it's just better". They come into my office and start conversations with "Jesus, I hate computers; they're so dumb. Maybe you can help me". Although they roll their eyes at BSODs, a spinning beach ball that does nothing for 20 minutes at a time, or a <a href="http://www.wesg.ca/wp-content/upload/kernel_panic.jpg">grey screen of death</a> telling them to shut their Mac down in japanese is somehow a step up from that.<br /><br /><br />I'm not racist, I hate everybody. Similarly, I don't give a shit what OS / hardware you run, they all crash and burn eventually.<br /><br /><br />SO ANYWAY. The Motorola Xoom, right?<br /><br />I wanted a tablet, instead of a 20 lb beast of a gaming laptop, so I sold it (the laptop). Our main inhouse advocate of all things Mac, said not to bother with an iPad, so I took his word for it. The Xoom had just been announced a while back, and it then proceeded to backhand pimp-slap everyone at CES this year. The excitement was building, until about yesterday, when Engadget released a one two punch of how the Xoom was to be priced at $799, and if you wanted to use Wifi only, you still needed to sign up for one month of service for 3G, and then cancel said service.<br /><br />Engadget exploded, and at last check, the "<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/06/verizon-locking-wifi-on-motorola-xoom-until-you-buy-one-month-of/">one month of 3G</a>" article had 1200 or so comments, 98.9% of which were OMGAPPLERULEZorz vs ANDROIDFOLIFEMANGz. Jesus christ, talk about rabid dogs. It hasn't been this warm on the internet since the Xbox 360 vs PS3 debate first heated up.<br /><br />There were two main themes to the 'discussion':<br /><br />1) a comparable iPad sells for way less<br /><br />2) demanding users to pay one month of 3G service was the last straw.<br /><br />to which I'll say:<br /><br />1) there's no such thing as a comparable iPad (yet). They were taking the ONBOARD MEMORY (only!), and using that as the compar---ator. Comparisonozor. THAT BY WHICH THEY COMPARED THEM. The Xoom has 32gb of (storage) memory onboard, and the 32gb model of the iPad goes for WAY LESS THAN $799.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2rjrRWeTLInynrWGVPwwqcD6aoKRWVqedU-CnqoMaAh7-uZ_uwJ9DADJ5TldwCvH1d7h915VhbOYkPp01P1NCBtX4gTGO_DfFzmsvxcOWElzu4FIckNeh68bDsjxixWOvt4Jp86uXVJPD/s1600/32gbipad.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 800px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2rjrRWeTLInynrWGVPwwqcD6aoKRWVqedU-CnqoMaAh7-uZ_uwJ9DADJ5TldwCvH1d7h915VhbOYkPp01P1NCBtX4gTGO_DfFzmsvxcOWElzu4FIckNeh68bDsjxixWOvt4Jp86uXVJPD/s1600/32gbipad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571201664950436370" border="0" /></a><br />Hm.<br /><br />Nevermind that the Xoom has 1gb of RAM, a dual core processor, an expansion slot for MicroSD cards, HDMI out, or cameras.<br /><br />Jesus, I'm not even trying to say the Xoom is better, here. I'm only saying how ridiculous it is that these are even being compared at all. When the iPad 2 is finally revealed, we can begin to make honest comparisons. Ranting and raving about it now is just... silly.<br /><br />2) adding 20 bucks (1 month of 3G) on top of an 800 dollar purchase, and then throwing your arms up and getting all pissy about it is just dumb. Why not complain about sales tax instead? If you don't want to use the 3G service, then don't. At least you can shut it off after you leave the store with your tablet; you aren't tied to a two year contract of it. This is the exact same pricing scheme Verizon did with the Galaxy Tab, and the exact same thing Verizon does to iPad purchasers with their Mifi thing. Yes, you can buy a Wifi only version of the iPad, and the Xoom will probably follow suit eventually.<br /><br />I haven't mentioned the OSes these run, because it's pretty much irrelevant. The main thing I'll want to do with these at work is take over servers or query AD, and both of them have remote desktop apps that can dial into a Windows machine, so there you go.<br /><br />The tipping point for me will probably be once I get to a point where I want to begin writing apps for them. I have the Android SDK already installed on my PCs at home and work, and have made the basic Hello World stuff just to get my feet wet. iPad development requires you have a fresh Snow Leopard mac on standby to develop on. This is a problem for me, as I don't have a Mac at home. I even considered my father's old G5 that he outgrew, but the highest that will go is 10.5.8. Yes, I could code at work, but it's a bit presumptuous to assume I would just stay at work, when I have two young ones and a wife at home. I'm typing this post at 10:15 pm with the kids happily asleep in the other room, so there's that.<br /><br /><br />Ugh... what's the point of this post? Flame wars are silly? Tablets are tablets, and regardless of where they come from, I better get ready to be disappointed? It's late and I feel like tanking, but my account ran dry after never having made it to 85. Warrior at 84 (christ I couldn't even quest, queues were instantly instant for prot), priest and lock at 83, rogue sitting pretty at 80 with a mailbox full of new greens.<br /><br />I need a new distraction. Bring on teh xoomz.<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-15007071113468475192010-12-18T09:17:00.001-08:002010-12-19T08:35:22.178-08:00Oh Hai<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOAntWIyeZU0nhJKzDvkeiaoxUImdNN1PE-zBeSM46mK9GBHh5jApdsqS_imWSlhBsXGKkZT7zn1pPbs9-aSYRckzt4ZX9kDjYv-gQtFFruZWRhw4fQyUlDXcrbhmQfoBksgzGMKyOZ6rn/s1600/volatile_apples.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOAntWIyeZU0nhJKzDvkeiaoxUImdNN1PE-zBeSM46mK9GBHh5jApdsqS_imWSlhBsXGKkZT7zn1pPbs9-aSYRckzt4ZX9kDjYv-gQtFFruZWRhw4fQyUlDXcrbhmQfoBksgzGMKyOZ6rn/s200/volatile_apples.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552087661903955506" border="0" /></a><br />I hate writing (and reading) posts about why there are no posts, so this won't be one of those. I also don't like going to WoW blogs for some escapism, and winding up reading posts about children and the wonders of raising them, so this won't be one of those either. Suffice to say that I don't have a lot of free time. I write about what I'm doing in my life, and I don't feel like redesigning the entire site layout to transform it into a "wonders of scripting in Python and managing print quotas on a wide scale with third party tracking software".<br /><br />There are three things I gotta get off my chest real quick, though, and 66.6% of that is WoW related, so here goes:<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /><br /><b>1) Volatile Air.</b> Really? If you don't know, Volatiles are the new "motes" or "Eternals" of whatever element. Volatile Life can be gained in abundance by herbing. Earth and water, while not as common as Life, can be got by mining. All can be farmed from non elite mobs (outside of instances) with an average droprate of 15% for Earth and Fire, 14% for Air, and a 19% droprate for Life (life is intended to be the most abundant, more on that in a sec).<br /><br />Pretty standard, right? Except that no direct gathering skill that can obtain Air. Oh, but wait, there is. Engineers used to be able to roam around the maps and suck motes of air out of gas clouds since BC. The Zap-Throttle mote extractor no longer works, but there's <a href="http://www.wowhead.com/item=67494">a replacement that kicks in</a> while an engineer is herbing, skinning, or mining. You have a chance to extract bonus Volatile Air during that process, <span style="font-style: italic;">assuming you have one of three possible tradeskill combinations</span>.<br /><br />Engineers who took Alchemy, Blacksmithing, Jewelcrafting, Inscription, Enchanting, Leatherworking or Tailoring are out of luck.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">This is the first time a trade skill perk has required a second tradeskill be present to function at all</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><br />Yes, there are tradeskills that play off of each other (Mining and Blacksmithing), or even some that require another alt or guildie to help you out (Enchanters needing rods, Leatherworkers needing Enchanted Leather), and there are some professions that are naturally suited to play off each other (Jewelcrafting's super gems going in a bonus socket provided by Blacksmithing), but never has there been a "if you're a tailor, you can sew these patterns in your cloak, <span style="font-style: italic;">but only if you're also a scribe</span>".<br /><br />There's an Alchemy transmute on a 24 hour cooldown that will transform 15 Volatile Life into 14-16 other Volatiles, but you can't predict what they'll be until you do it (which is tied to the same cooldown as the much more lucrative Truegold xmute, which incidentally requires 10x Volatile Air).<br /><br />So this is basically me bitching that I can't use my engineer to feed Airs to my two xmuters, like I can use my Warlock who's "farming specced" (mining / herbing) to feed them Life, Fire, Earth, and prospectable ore and Pyrite bars.<br /><br />I don't really see this changing, as they'd need to implement gas clouds, and they basically just got lazy and were like "fuck clouds, just give the herbs and mining modes a chance to proc Air motes, zzz". My Engineer isn't mining or herbing, so... gg.<br /><br /><b>2) Honeycrisp Apples.</b> This is the 33.3% of the post that isn't about WoW, but OMFG run out and eat one of these if you haven't. They're hands down the best fucking apples on the planet, and I'm a man who loves me some apples. I had a friend who lamented to me one day that orange juice would never be the same anymore after she drank a glass on Ecstasy. That orange juice was the most amazing glass of orange juice she ever had, and whenever she drank orange juice now it paled in comparison.<br /><br />Honeycrisp apples are like that. Granny Smith? Fuji? LOL AS IF. Get me some Honeycrisps or GTFO. They've actually <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp">been genetically engineered or something</a> to be as delicious as possible, which might freak some people out, but screw that. I'm a big fan of technology, and if we can make super apples that stay crispy and taste like the flesh of God, then hell yes. Sign me up.<br /><br /><b>3) I miss my guilds.</b> All of them. I'm in some crap guild now called "Chillin Villians", which in and of itself is embarassing. I have to stand around Orgimmar with that under my name. I joined it because it was going to be doing rated BGs, which sound interesting, and I knew I wanted to be in SOME guild for the perks like mount speed and bonus XP / gold while leveling. I haven't interacted with any of these putzes in my time in the guild, and actually find myself digging through my friends list and finding old arena-mates to prospect my ore or whatever.<br /><br />BUT!<br /><br />I dare not leave, until I have something else lined up because of said perks. Guild membership is something that directly relates to gameplay, which is what they intended. Good! But, for someone who's becoming super casual as a result of just having no time to play (farming specced warlock at 82, main priest at 81, no one else even logged in for choosing talent specs yet), I feel like if I'm NOT in a guild at all (even one that I don't interact with and chose a ridiculous name), I'm shooting myself in the foot.<br /><br />Trade has become full of people advertising guilds that don't care who you are at all. We're becoming families of strangers, but we get welfare checks from the government of WoW for banding together and toughing it out, all while still totally alone.<br /><br />:(<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-79054961786519360512010-09-16T13:13:00.000-07:002010-09-16T15:00:59.490-07:00MMOs, Story, and... Penny-Arcade?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxh6UXz4Tj1zGcU9fS9bZs9j7DRKV_AhrZlKFSdFexwbzYbzBaKO09ATe0GOsHCvmqUEBzHzjDUTasabFoBtECRinQBvPpu51aak2hh122pHWQU9Upk0J0WbtK9gPgLepeYzOuSutVxty9/s1600/wall.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxh6UXz4Tj1zGcU9fS9bZs9j7DRKV_AhrZlKFSdFexwbzYbzBaKO09ATe0GOsHCvmqUEBzHzjDUTasabFoBtECRinQBvPpu51aak2hh122pHWQU9Upk0J0WbtK9gPgLepeYzOuSutVxty9/s200/wall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5517632095907361538" border="0" /></a><br />Story is the big deal these days. It's the fourth pillar that will hold up the Star Wars MMO and set it apart from WoW. It's what WoW lacks, with its static NPCs that ask you and the next person (and everyone after the two of you) where their wife is, somewhere out in the Barrens. It's this holy grail of MMO goodness.<br /><br />It's this.... <i><b>cake</b></i>... that, once achieved, will thrust us as players out of the dark ages, into the holy light, and shower us in its magnificent glory.<br /><br />I don't want to burst bubbles here, and I hate to use the cliche, but the cake is a lie. Story won't save the genre.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I'm not going to pretend the genre is on a downslope, but I will say that story is not what anyone wanting to dethrone WoW should be focusing on. You want WoW's subscriber base? Christ, half of them can't even spell. What are they going to do with reams of story? If you want them to sit through it, you'd better hide the "Next" button, or not even have one in the first place.<br /><br />WoW has, over the last five years, been refined down to it's purest crack cocaine form. You don't sip lemonade on the veranda watching the sun dip slowly to the horizon with a nice book in your lap while smoking crack. You don't reminisce over fond memories of smoking crack last Tuesday while a cool breeze blew through your lover's hair. You run out, <i>get some</i>, and smoke it. Then you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ly1uubccl8">chase a laser</a> or something. With QuestHelper, GearScore, and the random dungeon finder, I'd say the analogy is pretty clear. We aren't smelling the roses, we're snatching them up and putting them in the glass pipe to see if they'll get us high, too, because we've already smoked all the crack that our weekly RaidID limit will allow us.<br /><br />To ask us to slow down and read some shit (or listen to some shit being read to us, even) is not where the genre is headed. The genre is headed towards <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smash_TV">SmashTV</a> co-op with 25 players. To be brutally honest (with ourselves, and each other), that isn't a horrible thing. The genre may have been founded on the fantasies laid forth in books, but it's moved past that. I view WoW as a game above all else. It isn't a <i>book</i>, and it certainly isn't a <i>lifestyle</i>. People might get fussy when I poo-poo on their hobby, or they may point out that I write predominantly WoW posts on my predominantly WoW blog, but around the time my first account got banned, I stopped holding WoW to some ideal. When I play it, I play it to have some fun.<br /><br />I don't want it to be a moving piece of fiction. I want to slay some internet dragons. I want to jump around on flying platforms shooting fire out of my hands, not be moved to tears at the holy union of Prince Dinglenoob and Princess Whateverlips. I don't give a shit <i><b>why</b></i> the dragon is in our kingdom, just get me my sword, dammit, and lets get to slaying it already. To be honest, I would get a lot more excited over seeing the team responsible for Mario Galaxy spearheading a new MMO than some stuffy bookworm that gets all huffy in forum flamewars over minor lore continuity errors.<br /><br />At the same time, I've read a bunch of the WoW books, and know quite a bit about the general timeline. I know about the guardians of Tirisfal, and how Archimonde put Malorne down with a Camel Clutch that would make the <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=&q=iron+sheik+camel+clutch">Iron Sheik</a> break out in a cold sweat. Okay, maybe it was closer to Ted Dibiase's Million Dollar Dream, but still...<br /><br />I read these books because WoW was an enjoyable experience in the first place. Clunky games that don't engage me in the first place don't allow me to reach the level where I want to find out more about the backstory. If the controls are bad, and combat is boring, then there goes 98% of the game out the window. Fuck the story, I just won't care enough about it because the game isn't FUN in the first place. Story can help make a game more fun, but it can't make a bad game good. Did I lose anyone there?<br /><br /><br />So.... why Penny-Arcade in the title?<br /><br />Penny-Arcade, like WoW, is an avenue for entertainment. It's a comic strip. Like WoW, I used to read Penny-Arcade's quest text (aka Tycho's post), but now I tend to just jump in there and get the fun part done. I raid PA. If it's funny, I get some some lols (loots?), and if it's not, I just move on with my life. Penny-Arcade is in this weird position where they need to be these quasi role models all of a sudden because they have this huge following. So they do PAX and Child's Play and Ubisoft comic books, and a ton of other shit I really don't care about, Tycho's posts get longer and more convoluted, and every day he makes some "word joke" I don't get or care about. Rather than saying he went to the store, he embarks on a constitutional to the local purveyor of fine comestibles. You got a huge vocabulary, I get it. But every day I get closer to just making <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/comic">http://penny-arcade.com/comic</a> my shortcut to teh funnies instead of just <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/">http://penny-arcade.com/</a><br /><br />Am I a bitch? Sure. Whatever.<br /><br />Should I buck up and begin to give a shit about their convention, or force myself to read Tycho's little section like I used to force myself to read Family Circus or Marmaduke because they <i><b>were part of the comics page, and I should read the whole thing</b></i>? I'm old enough, and comfortable enough with myself, to be honest and say I just don't give a shit and I just want to see teh funnies. I also usually just accept shared quests when they pop up on my screen, rather than poring over every written word. I want to play. My Kindle is by my bed when I feel like reading.<br /><br />The worst part is when Gabe gets sucked into it, too, and they go off on a weeklong tangent about boyscouts with Shakespearean quatrains instead of words, and they ending throwing rocks at a chicken for the finale. Or they out-clever themselves with Cat and Twixby or whatever. Where's the dick and fart jokes? Where's the Penny-Arcade? They can't make jokes about <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=&q=dickwolves">Dickwolves</a> anymore without concerned mothers writing them upset emails.<br /><br />Let me wrap this little tirade up by saying I love Penny Arcade. They are one of four treasured internet web comics that I bother to read with any regularity. When they make me laugh <i>they have done well</i>, and I wish them luck in their towering Seattle mansions. I won't ever attend a charity dinner or buy a tee shirt from them, because I like them for what they are, not <i>what they might as well do too since they have a horde of followers</i>.<br /><br /><br />Phew.<br /><br /><br />WoW.<br /><br /><br />WoW has a horde, too. I know, I play that side.<br /><br />But WoW needs to stop pretending that phasing is the answer to the imaginary problems it faces. WoW needs to put on the apron, and focus on cooking more crack for me to smoke. These little pebbles they're shitting out down in Gnomeregan and the Echo Isles are lame. I want a big fucking hubba rock. I personally don't give a shit that Mankirk asks the guy right after me to find his wife. I want to be too busy jumping from out of underneath the claws of the five dragons I'm simultaneously tanking to even see that the next guy is getting the same quest. SHare the quest, who cares, I'll hit okay and we can get to the stabbing.<br /><br /><br /><br />The Kindle is by my bed for when it's time to read, dammit!<br /><br /><br />zzz<br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-90070599528670498922010-09-12T11:12:00.001-07:002010-09-12T11:40:18.766-07:00Beta Information Overload<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihamzQB6CJ5J8eywkzPI6ZQBsW25R11X0vscRkh6UBK_W2Bk0PCr61MPPaa9dvy5l5C-imvdYcw41yRnC19sTiJyzfT50oN83ZsWkVJOEw5F8jjfqAZNMV5owT30zbfZAfBDRCiPj9LaEN/s1600/bandaid.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihamzQB6CJ5J8eywkzPI6ZQBsW25R11X0vscRkh6UBK_W2Bk0PCr61MPPaa9dvy5l5C-imvdYcw41yRnC19sTiJyzfT50oN83ZsWkVJOEw5F8jjfqAZNMV5owT30zbfZAfBDRCiPj9LaEN/s200/bandaid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516094153382552914" border="0" /></a><br />Anyone else get the distinct impression that there's absolutely <i><b>nothing</b></i><b></b> happening in WoW these days? I mean 'real' WoW, not that unreleased expansion. I hardly play anymore, because there isn't much to do, and when I putz around online on mmo-champion it's just data mining galore on a version of WoW I (for the first time, I guess, sour grapes?) can't take part in. Ghostcrawler posts every day about stuff that doesn't affect paying customers, unless you consider that they need to have valid subscriptions to be invited to the beta at all.<br /><br />It's not a question of "Why so much coverage?" on mmo-champion's part; it's obvious given a choice between covering the 800 blue posts yesterday on unreleased goods, or recapping trade channels in the 'live' game (LF9M VOA10... do people still even run VOA10?). The choice on their end is clear.... but aside from one or two little 'live events', the main game has gotten very little love from the actual devs.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />It seems to me that they've all moved on from Live. Which brings me back to a point I made a while back, that Cata feels more like it should be (boxed and sold as) WoW 2.0, not Expansion 4. I know they're hard at work on the next big thing, and to release a new client at this point would only muddle SKUs, but come on... let vanilla DIE, already. Release the Windows ME (Vista?) version that will hold us over until the next full fledged system (2000? 7?) is ready for primetime. Stop putting service packs on the vanilla client.<br /><br />And yes, I need to play more games and stop IT-ing from time to time. It's affecting my ability to even talk about WoW.<br /><br />/sigh<br /><br />Valid question, though: Would it besuch a horrible idea to release a single product (even so highly derivative of WoW 1.0), with NO EXPANSIONS, to last us out until Big MMO #2 is released from Blizz? Wipe the slate, let people get used to leveling again, play around with 31 point calculators, and then drop the bombshell? Since we're going to have to quit and start fresh eventually, why keep putting it off?<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-17361180769022865552010-08-29T09:59:00.001-07:002010-08-29T11:07:43.596-07:00Enjoy Your Baby, NOW STOP MAKING BABIES<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUx8qykigUc94T9dmaAs9GiY6kiUk8c-1XxneAZa-KEXK-QcgK9MDq_0rimgIO4N5LeZwE396YIdW2fEBgOK2N0MfAdFpXJHl-zoW6SgjOKVOJi6pMjeZGwHbe1OKXQdJ_YDai1oRZrREE/s1600/doc.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUx8qykigUc94T9dmaAs9GiY6kiUk8c-1XxneAZa-KEXK-QcgK9MDq_0rimgIO4N5LeZwE396YIdW2fEBgOK2N0MfAdFpXJHl-zoW6SgjOKVOJi6pMjeZGwHbe1OKXQdJ_YDai1oRZrREE/s200/doc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510877647102659186" border="0" /></a><br />I've had my hands full recently. My wife has been horrendously pregnant, and Roy is freshly two years old as of yesterday. Konami was due on 9/13, but decided to make an early appearance. I don't do '<i>lemme tell ya all about my family</i>' posts, because they're mostly boring, but this one has an interesting twist. It's also your big chance to get all the up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-starts out of your system. I know they're coming, get it over with. We chose the name because gaijin apparently can't pronounce Hibiki (?), and while we really liked Tsunami as an uncommonly cool runner-up name, we don't hate our children, and didn't want to make teasing them easy on the other kids. It'd be like naming your kid Tornado. A nice compromise was Konami (小波), Ko meaning 'little' and Nami meaning 'wave'. Bonus points for it being an actual name in Japanese.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Konami decided to pop out 3 weeks early, and we had decided early on to have cesarean, since that's how Roy was delivered after 62 hours of labor. She wasn't due until 9/13, but we were in the hospital at 1am on Monday the 23rd prepping for surgery.<br /><br />Blah Blah Blah, this is where posts get boring, when people delve into all the stupid details that no one in the immediate family cares about.<br /><br />The funny blogworthy part was when I went to CVS to pick up the prescriptions. I had thought my wife was getting some basic vitamins and painkillers and crap, but lo and behold when I pick up the order, there were seven items in total in my little bag.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-kfUyFq1AwqbsnOOgf9NXBnRv4pmwuIuwUmi5S444wWkgXN8iyppNZz8UfbyrqwbhcUoWtiuM6PqA5M6iE5-QxAXVTVOJBExqzwwHVEm3H89rUmOfZIv3f9apRIq57fFe6-XIRw81Obyj/s1600/all.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-kfUyFq1AwqbsnOOgf9NXBnRv4pmwuIuwUmi5S444wWkgXN8iyppNZz8UfbyrqwbhcUoWtiuM6PqA5M6iE5-QxAXVTVOJBExqzwwHVEm3H89rUmOfZIv3f9apRIq57fFe6-XIRw81Obyj/s1600/all.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510882235309290514" border="0" /></a><br />The left side of that picture is what I expected, but then there were two boxes of condoms, and a fancy "Next Choice" box that apparently has a colon over the I in Choice.<br /><br />Closer inspection revealed that this was a box of "morning after" pills that had the country in such an uproar over a few years back. I guess while I was in Japan they won, and are now doled out like candy with any prescription?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcEisWSg6G8EUW_bUuBS2o-m4jQQj1XQM0o_AhWitkLY_zK8fSjEolVuMwNt45eX4ivZB0_t17F-N9SiTBCIo34gQAwRMo0ar_qEGWs9bf-mWtxLmsS2CSwh1gl0UTovx6MLEFbYDdbm19/s1600/emergency.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcEisWSg6G8EUW_bUuBS2o-m4jQQj1XQM0o_AhWitkLY_zK8fSjEolVuMwNt45eX4ivZB0_t17F-N9SiTBCIo34gQAwRMo0ar_qEGWs9bf-mWtxLmsS2CSwh1gl0UTovx6MLEFbYDdbm19/s1600/emergency.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510883166014706450" border="0" /></a><br />I won't beat around the bush here; I've always come pretty clean here on the blog, and I'll go on the record as being 100% pro choice. There's a time to have kids. After being raped, or getting pregnant while poking around at sixteen figuring out how genitalia works are not the times. I'm not going to go off on a whole tangent here either, except to say that I found it odd to have morning after pills included with the prescription bundle that came home with our newborn.<br /><br />I'm not sure what they're trying to get across here... "stop making babies, dipshit?" Konami wasn't an accident. We wanted two kids, and now have a two year old boy and a newborn girl. My wife and I are both thirty-somethings, and aren't grunting around sweatily in the backseat of mom's sedan at the drive in. Speaking of grunting and sweating...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYVVcXtJXyecy1Ziw3IKDwqLfNQKLeln1YKDz1W5fYvyiuFOANEQUj_y3bwNWbO1k08gfonWZ9_9rLTuCFLW8jXm3Z0CTHA_1TwAEERNIDFJ2VrTAn94XLWAAg2J5RgQcu9IxlSltgWbM4/s1600/rugby.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYVVcXtJXyecy1Ziw3IKDwqLfNQKLeln1YKDz1W5fYvyiuFOANEQUj_y3bwNWbO1k08gfonWZ9_9rLTuCFLW8jXm3Z0CTHA_1TwAEERNIDFJ2VrTAn94XLWAAg2J5RgQcu9IxlSltgWbM4/s1600/rugby.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510884906145001522" border="0" /></a><br />"Rugby" condoms? I'm not the most versed in rugby play in general, and I guess I'm pretty boring in the sack; but when I think of rugby, I think of lots of kicking and clawing, concussions, and copious bleeding. Not "let's make a baby" (err... Let's Not Make a Baby). A quick google image search for 'gentle+condom' revealed the warm and friendly<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4vfgjG2kTWPnjzbw0lqiIEEXS8jGYr3EvMJe6mdgqpQOYL-__q2qro_-F1AX9GJmKe2apcK7XlXAdACuiEp38_L8jxUC22GuoKWibzBwJLb-0XYnfva7lZTzQnszPIo0ZpaDb380KGoas/s1600/shared.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4vfgjG2kTWPnjzbw0lqiIEEXS8jGYr3EvMJe6mdgqpQOYL-__q2qro_-F1AX9GJmKe2apcK7XlXAdACuiEp38_L8jxUC22GuoKWibzBwJLb-0XYnfva7lZTzQnszPIo0ZpaDb380KGoas/s1600/shared.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510887830563766498" border="0" /></a><br />We were warned by every nurse we saw during our four day stay in the hospital (while they ignored my wife and looked directly at me) that there should be NO SEX FOR AT LEAST SIX WEEKS following the cesarean. Like I couldn't wait to get home and start tearing it up, so to speak? The only thing missing in my little care package would have been a pair of cleats for better traction in the sack. But it's all good! After I was done plowing into my recovering wife, with sex so amazing it blew out my Rugby League endorsed condoms, we still have our.... Get Out of Jail Free card?<br /><br />Ctrl-Z / Undo?<br /><br />Save point?<br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />(-_-;)<br /><br /><br />Hooray, Konami. Welcome to the world.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTJXE41Ksrp-xjYmyylsmitX-TmXPN4NSjSxHiEO5Ezp0E5B53cwnOMUfjge4owViqtSEcVhslHoVtsMPL4nNfPP88jNczOsDSq85rzjkj99C_-R_seUT-au1jSAP_toURGGS2_Zi2uVQ3/s1600/konami.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTJXE41Ksrp-xjYmyylsmitX-TmXPN4NSjSxHiEO5Ezp0E5B53cwnOMUfjge4owViqtSEcVhslHoVtsMPL4nNfPP88jNczOsDSq85rzjkj99C_-R_seUT-au1jSAP_toURGGS2_Zi2uVQ3/s1600/konami.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510892704260456130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><3<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-72414427732894934802010-08-09T20:53:00.001-07:002010-08-09T20:58:15.711-07:00Warriors Mechanics in PvP, a Blue Post<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmk-K2H9dLGtvLMVTk7Qs1hb9_yhjZinKimL-uL9XlT4tftGOcXv-BDzKz0416UV4wTT6k3i8nX3sKdgb-AkpAw4KnQuZrX_7z_IYiowielqDQhB-r4REkOCTzDZWKuaTJQNoj7GEmX64t/s1600/zzz.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmk-K2H9dLGtvLMVTk7Qs1hb9_yhjZinKimL-uL9XlT4tftGOcXv-BDzKz0416UV4wTT6k3i8nX3sKdgb-AkpAw4KnQuZrX_7z_IYiowielqDQhB-r4REkOCTzDZWKuaTJQNoj7GEmX64t/s200/zzz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503625322819673042" border="0" /></a><br /><b><i>Q: What is the role of Vengeance in PvP?</i></b><i><br />A: Hopefully irrelevant. If making it dispellable isn't sufficient, we'll simply turn it off.</i><br /><br />ZZZ...<br /><br />I honestly don't know why they don't just get rid of everything a tank does for PvP and just be done with it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />OH BUT WAIT! I can taunt pets!Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-77833974223234275672010-07-26T21:49:00.000-07:002010-07-26T21:51:58.789-07:00License to Sell Liquor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqQEbUhi0OtHsFhj6sn87yQvzRTmFHeKlNviHt9RuCkWnPaY8OglpLKdozBUlJ8wWcrOk9-XzcopRVJe5BzxMG5qBtdo6_052TfZpa6IQMvKrE9auRjS23idOdeUul50nZO_v-NmE9quxy/s1600/waltsbuyindrinksyo.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqQEbUhi0OtHsFhj6sn87yQvzRTmFHeKlNviHt9RuCkWnPaY8OglpLKdozBUlJ8wWcrOk9-XzcopRVJe5BzxMG5qBtdo6_052TfZpa6IQMvKrE9auRjS23idOdeUul50nZO_v-NmE9quxy/s200/waltsbuyindrinksyo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498443927529777506" border="0" /></a>I'm <a href="http://www.pinkpigtailinn.com/">holding down the fort at Larisa's</a> while she's off frolicking or whatever it is pink haired gnomes do when they're afk.<br /><br />Stop by and say hi.<br /><br />I'll probably just keep the fire warm over there, but maybe if I feel like cursing someone out I'll drop back by here to take out the garbage.<br /><br /><3<br /><br />/afkRichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-6874691367505520132010-07-17T14:47:00.000-07:002010-07-17T14:54:44.665-07:00Starcraft II Beta Key up for Grabs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf5dPBDJt7BtsUFQRMh9WL1uHsM9Jri6sBsTt-918r2ibHghoLUzgiqv_Vf5shdbdEE9DiVH3OWLXzaPKaVKcw-eFOkPUiXeD85J7UmueG0NjBdFvgYtRhiXUOid3hVFpIMo4pWlhqhRKV/s1600/image001.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf5dPBDJt7BtsUFQRMh9WL1uHsM9Jri6sBsTt-918r2ibHghoLUzgiqv_Vf5shdbdEE9DiVH3OWLXzaPKaVKcw-eFOkPUiXeD85J7UmueG0NjBdFvgYtRhiXUOid3hVFpIMo4pWlhqhRKV/s200/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494996666939495282" border="0" /></a>This isn't me crying over how I think it's going to be a horrible game, this is me facing reality and knowing I have absolutely zero interest in RTS games.<b><span style="color:white;"><br /><br /></span></b>6FPYY6-GZ2G-ERMP8M-D7ZZ-EEXY86<br /><br />If you're in the beta, don't be greedy. If you aren't in, and were hoping to get in, then hurry up and put that code in your battle.net page and claim that shit. While you're sitting here reading this sentence, someone already has it on the clipboard and is pasting furiously!<br /><br />Enjoy.Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-50100491957362845082010-07-10T20:31:00.000-07:002010-07-10T23:42:27.571-07:00Don't Applaud Rapists for "Not Raping Last Wednesday"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJXZ3jjdCuCOKwoWu72x18UUwg602ElBNFV48TviaL-QY2lxcRg3db7bpL47IMPBzyAAVkxyl2MF2v5Vo9Z5epoB-rX9znextNX2AbNEhh-NzxSPOPtuWiz8SaGSbsr1MFaHicATzHRh63/s1600/ramirez.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJXZ3jjdCuCOKwoWu72x18UUwg602ElBNFV48TviaL-QY2lxcRg3db7bpL47IMPBzyAAVkxyl2MF2v5Vo9Z5epoB-rX9znextNX2AbNEhh-NzxSPOPtuWiz8SaGSbsr1MFaHicATzHRh63/s200/ramirez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492493829481198690" border="0" /></a>Triple whammy on posts today, but I'm apparently just coming up to speed on a bunch of crap that I've been too busy at work to notice really.<br /><br />Hatch has been pretty adamant about his disdain for RealID from the gate, and I tend to agree with a lot of what he says. I went about trying to change my name on my account all last week, and finally got phone time with a rep today who flatly refused. He used the "it's not a big deal, get over it" tactic, which is pretty easy to turn around: if it's not a big deal, then change the name on my account and get over it, jagass.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />After my adventure on the phone, I basically decided that I'm pretty much over WoW anyway. I'm paid out through December, and I considered just posting my login and password for my faithful readers to just have a field day with the account until it got stripped clean and/or banned, but then I realized OH YEAH, MY REAL NAME IS ATTACHED TO IT, and had to skip that option. I've gone in and deleted my three RealID friends in-game (who I can all consider my real life friends), because I refuse to partake of it on any level.<br /><br />I reckon I'll putz around on and off, but WoW is pretty much dead anyway. I log in, xmute a gem on two toons, and check my mail. I haven't had a solid WoW session in about a month or so. I won't <a href="http://www.ixobelle.com/2010/05/re-wolfshead.html">get on a high horse</a>, but for me personally, it's lost about 98% of its appeal. I still play with an old roommate and putz around in the 1200-ish bracket in 2v2, but that's about the long and short of it these days.<br /><br /><br /><b>What alarms me, though, is the amount of Bravo-ing and Fuck-Yeah-Blizz-Way-To-Go-ing I've noticed since the RealID on Forums change didn't go live.</b><br /><br />Everyone went from "this is the worst idea ever" to sparkly eyed "there really is a Santa Claus, Virginia" overnight. Blizzard was basically about to bend us over a barrel and violate our tender bits with a sharp stick, and <i><b>when they didn't</b></i> we were suddenly high fiving them and proposing toasts. Hence the title of this post.<br /><br /><a href="http://brokentoys.org/2010/07/09/realid-blizzard-heard-you/">Lum</a> went so far as to post the following image:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyJCdjYiC82Rn4vO2v6tw66gP1vctFJDCLhAZ0uagPcwkUWtHIJT9sGzACJH9D6iNnMW6RM_StwTERHbC-2Ye2Cksl04UUFLIwfEDRiAYaXUB8cimgu8ppvG_MyOPiBHc_qu1qKGA-x_W3/s1600/WWIIvictoryKiss.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyJCdjYiC82Rn4vO2v6tw66gP1vctFJDCLhAZ0uagPcwkUWtHIJT9sGzACJH9D6iNnMW6RM_StwTERHbC-2Ye2Cksl04UUFLIwfEDRiAYaXUB8cimgu8ppvG_MyOPiBHc_qu1qKGA-x_W3/s400/WWIIvictoryKiss.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492490656446714242" border="0" /></a><br />...when I think a better one to capture the mood of the moment might be:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguzzANxB5Pa9YvTkLwnEe4zjAsIDzvlwLM5TUKavf2D-Q3BRBQOQYa3z9j7juEzBrFKGwd72is1iRptgBmM957iPcXez7V6XNiaL30Vik79KdKN4qmrWJN0s3PrkJLf-llVt988rXeoPks/s1600/Pulp-Fiction-ball-gag-scene.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguzzANxB5Pa9YvTkLwnEe4zjAsIDzvlwLM5TUKavf2D-Q3BRBQOQYa3z9j7juEzBrFKGwd72is1iRptgBmM957iPcXez7V6XNiaL30Vik79KdKN4qmrWJN0s3PrkJLf-llVt988rXeoPks/s400/Pulp-Fiction-ball-gag-scene.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492490659779244466" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah.<br /><br />We're Bruce Willis. While Ving Rhames got e-stalked and had his dog killed by someone he corpse camped drunk one night, we got free and stopped it from happening to us. Pretty sure that scene ends with Bruce Willis <i><b>chopping Blizzard with a sword</b></i>, not <i><b>hugging them and singing their praises</b></i>.<br /><br />I've posted comments in a few of the threads that have been sweeping the blogs recently, but I need to come right out and say it here on my own blog:<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;" >We shouldn't cheer and carry them around on our shoulders for <i><b>not fucking us</b></i><b></b>.<br /><br />We should nod once, and stay vigilant... backing slowly towards the exit while keeping wary eyes on Bobby Kotick, and our IDs safely in our wallets.<br /><br /></span><br />One of the largest problems I have with it is that I made the mistake of ever giving them my real name in the first place, and now I'm paying the consequences. Little Seth who used <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/7/9/">Skull and Assassin</a> as his first and last name on his account can romp around unhindered.<br /><br />If there was a precedent set... like, "starting next week, you need to have a credit card tied to your account, and your RealID needs to be the name on that card", it would at least be equal across the board. Instead, those of us foolish enough to trust Blizzard in the first place are pinned down over the barrel, and Bobby and Co are getting a little turned on at the thought of selling us out.<br /><br />Shame on them, and --perhaps more importantly-- <b><i>shame on us</i></b> for cheering them on for nothing more than putting it off for a month or so.<br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-36334051068944632202010-07-10T17:15:00.000-07:002010-07-10T17:58:22.365-07:00Game Over<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCDkrhUP7eLmYmD_AsV35psgV0Q7MV8LtEmyBM9jamu3ocQtjYdLypiLo1mM23nIghlEK28o1YRCD6Ssh1O8hzY_1u3Yld7p4tS3sPk3JM9D4kZJkP2O_OcAkW69XuShRvfp5ZoVBVA1Cf/s1600/youwinblizz.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCDkrhUP7eLmYmD_AsV35psgV0Q7MV8LtEmyBM9jamu3ocQtjYdLypiLo1mM23nIghlEK28o1YRCD6Ssh1O8hzY_1u3Yld7p4tS3sPk3JM9D4kZJkP2O_OcAkW69XuShRvfp5ZoVBVA1Cf/s200/youwinblizz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492439539793174722" border="0" /></a>So, I quit.<br /><br />After my last post, I did manage to get in the phone queue and get put on hold for 1 hour and 15 minutes.<br /><br />After that, I got some scrub phone tech nobody that told me that Blizzard would rather lose me as a customer than relinquish my real name on the billing form. I always make a point of spelling it out for them.<br /><br />"So you're telling me you'd rather lose me as a paying customer than change the name on my account?"<br /><br />They claim it's for account security, but anyone that chose the name Dickcunt Vaginapenis can go ahead and use that as their RealID while paying in gamecards since they thought ahead during account creation. I brought this up as well, and he confirmed that to be the case.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I've played WoW since closed beta, and been in the BC and WotLK betas. I have two active accounts that have been canceled. I've paid over 500$ in character transfers during my time, as I have so many toons that moving them all to a new server (they always migrate together) costs a few hundred dollars each time I do it. A ridiculous side note is that I originally signed up as Ramona Quimby on one account during creation, but they had no problem changing that during the migration to Battle.net.<br /><br />With that being the straw that broke my back, I officially quit WoW. I imagine posting on the blog will slow down even more than it has, since WoW was the main thing I blogged about. That and Japan, and I live in America again, so... yeah.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />Congratulations, Blizzard. Apparently, getting reacharounds from Facebook is worth killing WoW, or at least worth telling faithful users to fuck off if they want their name removed from their accounts.<br /><br /><br />And to think I wanted to work there once?<br /><br /><br /><br />Yeah.<br /><br /><br /><br />No.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I suppose I'll sell the account, just to prove the point that their "account security measures" are a joke, and that anyone willing to pay game time in cards can take it over as easy as if the name was...<br /><br /><br />...well, Dickcunt Vaginapenis.<br /><br />: /<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-6471052634054490962010-07-10T15:23:00.000-07:002010-07-10T15:33:50.341-07:00Blizzard Lays Off Customer Support, Says "Phones? What phones?"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM3uxyL_HS7LnFQusI4fmEph-2f9ntdEPUe_B44Z43VFC1HNLQKTJ_EKadZRelnb6JrrtseFudZA0RPZhC_JBlJI_WNIpRfWOy-Ib2HR7tSJY0YiGlHf3MJAZk4W0oCo90bVYWAUGJmC_q/s1600/blizzphonerepslol.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM3uxyL_HS7LnFQusI4fmEph-2f9ntdEPUe_B44Z43VFC1HNLQKTJ_EKadZRelnb6JrrtseFudZA0RPZhC_JBlJI_WNIpRfWOy-Ib2HR7tSJY0YiGlHf3MJAZk4W0oCo90bVYWAUGJmC_q/s200/blizzphonerepslol.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492408712128716946" border="0" /></a>I mean.... that's the only explanation I can come up with to explain why I've been calling customer service (1-800-592-5499) at various times during the day, every day since June 28th, and have yet to get anyone to even <b><i>put me on hold</i></b>. You get a recorded message (playable on <a href="http://www.ixobelle.com/2010/06/changing-my-name.html">my June 28th post</a>, below) that basically says "Yeah, our phone center is full, we're not even going to bother putting you on hold, and this call is disconnecting now. Fuck off, k? Thx, bye."<br /><br />I guess that's one way to avoid customers who want to change the name on their account?<br /><br />Zzz.Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-35543495762148370492010-07-06T18:38:00.000-07:002010-07-06T18:59:23.016-07:00Real ID + WoW Forums Integration?!?1!?? OH SHIIIIII---<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2_RPpTQRkFKXOc47LpUx8qnTQHs_19adWFZMI2jDoB9wrCpCeilFyiyCoGMpGS5SfClWIUJUQWHvD-Q6PLalQlmKlEFEIF4-UbaPvWgUS5fkN9CL_h4ZTAi_9Rh_YJyYlEVerolSlk7Yy/s1600/trold.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2_RPpTQRkFKXOc47LpUx8qnTQHs_19adWFZMI2jDoB9wrCpCeilFyiyCoGMpGS5SfClWIUJUQWHvD-Q6PLalQlmKlEFEIF4-UbaPvWgUS5fkN9CL_h4ZTAi_9Rh_YJyYlEVerolSlk7Yy/s200/trold.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490977363246184754" border="0" /></a>No more hiding behind level one alts? REALLY?!<br /><br />Well, hell... I just might get behind RealID after all!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/06/your-real-name-to-appear-on-blizzards-official-forums/">LINK</a>.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I honestly see this as another separating factor rather than anything that brings anyone together. There are those of us who post on our mains, and those of us who post on level one trolls. Now there will be a third group who post on their RealIDs. Perhaps even a fourth group who post on RealIDs that aren't actually their real names. A fifth group who post on RealIDs that actually are their real name, but they say it isn't? Maybe a sixth group who say it is, but it really isn't, but then it really is after all?!<br /><br />Are we moving into triple spy territory yet?<br /><br />More importantly: how long until I can buy Uranium?<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-76479863990766696002010-07-01T11:06:00.001-07:002010-07-01T11:06:46.910-07:00Teh LOLs<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FL7yD-0pqZg&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FL7yD-0pqZg&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Good times.Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-87181346339792831152010-06-28T18:21:00.001-07:002010-06-28T19:42:02.266-07:00Changing My Name<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltoL0_SVSVxyfbosGSMbdBVSml58AIR5uZo7Q_ByxSC-Am5kzTXWK0gu5XHmAOGDJ4zXM0cyuWIKQTnZ2GzCpOkv8Rsu_Y-EVVFnfcrTT8B0iYihMZMUhv6V0no_p2945HvKJfx5d7XQL/s1600/bagonhead.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltoL0_SVSVxyfbosGSMbdBVSml58AIR5uZo7Q_ByxSC-Am5kzTXWK0gu5XHmAOGDJ4zXM0cyuWIKQTnZ2GzCpOkv8Rsu_Y-EVVFnfcrTT8B0iYihMZMUhv6V0no_p2945HvKJfx5d7XQL/s200/bagonhead.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488004351799972322" border="0" /></a>I am Ixobelle. I am also Richard Ericksen. I don't have a huge deal with people knowing that, and <a href="http://www.notaddicted.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1133">one of the first articles I wrote over at NotAddicted</a> concerned online Anonymity, and how silly I feel it is.<br /><br />That said, I'm going to back up <a href="http://esc-hatch.blogspot.com/">Hatch</a> on this one and say that RealID is probably not the greatest move Blizzard has made. People are rushing to cash in on the Farmville/Facebook train, and I'm not exactly huge on either of those platforms, either.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /><br /><br />I have three RealID friends right now, but I intend to break the functionality. I've gone through and changed my battlenet (and hence WoW) login to a gmail account that I created specifically for RealID. I've changed my billing address to<br /><br />Street: <b><i>A</b></i><br />City, State, Zip: <b><i>A, AA 00000</b></i><br /><br />(AA is Alaska, I guess? I had to choose something from the drop down.)<br /><br />and I've changed my phone number to <b><i>(000) 000-0000</b></i>.<br /><br />My NAME, though, remains unchanged, but not because I didn't try to change it. The name field on Battle.net isn't changeable. I tried to call Blizz on the phone, and this is what I got:<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3523697345-audio-player.swf" flashvars="audioUrl=http://marcericksen.com/ixo/kthx.mp3" width="400" height="27" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><br />hmm. Must be handling a bunch of calls on the same topic?<br /><br />I know Blizzard isn't wild about changing the billing name on an account to try and curb account selling, but really? What if someone takes over an account and just uses game cards? Um, I think I've just seen through your crazy defense system. Yes, it's a potential hassle that you couldn't auto bill to a credit card, but I really don't think it would be that big of a deal. I've cancelled my WoW subscription recently anyway as my guild died, and I find myself with no time to play on my own anyway. If/when I do play more, I have no problem using game cards myself if it will get the point across. I don't expect it WILL get any points across, but what the hell. I don't litter even though I probably <b><i>could</i></b>... right?<br /><br />When Battle.net became required, I had to change the Owner Name of one of my accounts anyway (it was registered to Ramona Quimby), so I know it's possible. Whether they'll let you do it now that they're so close to having your Facebook friends list in their grasp remains to be seen.<br /><br />Once I actually get through I'll keep you posted. I may even record it for shits and post the convo up here.<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-59237489691026849652010-06-26T09:24:00.000-07:002010-06-28T19:55:17.285-07:00So... I Got a Job<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZs0KgFEcc94EletEs823Yk1VewLCKUuQtVVwci5SE1aW6qXYU6K5l0x2S-Sh6TCblabJc4_EYN2kqQScaakmvmGWfHK7HkhJ9p1FwJ9XxZqVW8FJ1Zzu-KtcE16eq6Ggfmt_1SR7DT7gT/s1600/rosie.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZs0KgFEcc94EletEs823Yk1VewLCKUuQtVVwci5SE1aW6qXYU6K5l0x2S-Sh6TCblabJc4_EYN2kqQScaakmvmGWfHK7HkhJ9p1FwJ9XxZqVW8FJ1Zzu-KtcE16eq6Ggfmt_1SR7DT7gT/s200/rosie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487129245536785874" border="0" /></a>But it isn't making MMOs. After my post about the interview with 38 Studios, there was a flood of haters posting about how'd I'd never get the job and blah blah blah, and yadda yadda yadda, so I kind of didn't bother bringing everyone back up to speed when I moved on. Besides, there may still be something along the MMO lines that may come to pass in the future, and the LOL JOKES ON YOU BITCHES punchline would have taken way too long to hold out for. Besides, I need to buy diapers and crap. Well, actually, the diapers are needed *for* the crap. See wut I did ther?<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />At any rate, I've got a job doing "teh ITs" again, but this time for a digital arts college out in Emeryville, CA. Emeryville is a pretty happenin place, IT wise. We got Pixar down the street, SendMail started up here, I'm pretty sure Sun (makers of Java) planted their feet down here, and Seagate is still around... somewhere. It's a funky little industrial area, and Ex'pression (where I work) is literally a stone's throw from the freeway, so it's like a 12 minute commute from where I'm staying at the moment.<br /><br />Superfluous apostrophes aside, <a href="http://www.expression.edu/">Ex'pression</a> is actually a really sweet gig, and while I was originally shopping around for something temporary that I could just use until something better came along, it's good to know that if nothing better *does* come along, that I'm in good hands for a long term commitment. Anyone keeping track will know that one of the main reasons I left Japan in the first place was the lack of any long term longevity. Being offered the same one year contract over and over meant that I'd never earn a raise, and at any point the Board of Education could just cut us foreigners off, and cancel the English program. That wasn't horribly likely, but the last thing I wanted to see was my son in Japan's elementary school system, and then suddenly find myself out of work. It was always a possibility.<br /><br />So I came back home for something long term.<br /><br />I haven't given up on the gaming side of things, though, and this job offers a few bonus perks that I couldn't get doing IT work for a bank or whatever. Were I to leave it for a gaming gig, I also get the feeling that they'd be cheering me on, rather than upset that I left. They honestly see themselves as a stepping stone for greater things, for students and employees alike. It's a really good vibe... I don't know how else to put it. They want you to succeed in life, and pursue your ambitions. I *get* that.<br /><br />The college itself is a crash course in "digital art creation", which spans from music to video to 3d modeling/animation and gaming. Students pay like 80k up front (don't quote me on that, I fix the computers), and smash through a 2.5 year course of intensive study. The classes aren't some one or two hour lectures followed by homework, either. Every class that I've seen so far is like 8 hours long, with tons of hands on stuff on real equipment. We have two giant green screens, a full motion capture studio, all kinds of high end rigs, and a heptagonal recording studio. Think Dr. Dre in the soundroom behind the glass, while the band plays in the studio, but the studio has seven windows looking in on it, and there are seven Dr. Dres behind seven different windows looking in. Rather than just have a teacher show kids how to mix it all down while the kids' eyes glaze over, they're all doing it themselves in their own booths, and then they listen to the various masters afterward to see who got it and who needs more help. We actually invite random bands from the area to come perform so we have all different styles of music to expose the students to. The kids get the practice, and the band gets 7 free master studio mixed CDs to choose from.<br /><br />On top of all of this, I can sit in on any classes for free, since I work here (assuming there's space, of course). Unreal Development Kit crash course? Python scripting workshops? O HAI.<br /><br />To be honest, I've been so busy that I haven't had a chance to sit in on any yet, but it's coming up on my third week, and I'm getting more used to having a full work schedule again. I may start looking at the weekend classes, and pick a few to soak up.<br /><br />Anyway, the teachers are awesome, the students are... well, students... and everyone loves Ixo when he comes to fix their printer or install Maya 2011. Win win win.<br /><br />Hooray me, I gotta go to work. The Phone Closet CALLETH!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="fullpost"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJre2_cNP4t12WmbDXli-rw7iV5XGBgZglfhsd8RN_iW_q_wAG6Yge9p6c8koHBJmBIaPHL7B6x4N2H5uCdCKCUv4oDxrVoypRn7N-mIeZOjpwOiJPOl2jxtwIbyYeg9zpBz2o5I4XCzi/s1600/cordswoo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJre2_cNP4t12WmbDXli-rw7iV5XGBgZglfhsd8RN_iW_q_wAG6Yge9p6c8koHBJmBIaPHL7B6x4N2H5uCdCKCUv4oDxrVoypRn7N-mIeZOjpwOiJPOl2jxtwIbyYeg9zpBz2o5I4XCzi/s1600/cordswoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487129328822477346" border="0" /></a></span><span class="fullpost" style="font-size:85%;">Yes, that's the actual phone closet (well, one of them). Yes, I actually know what all those wires do; that's what they pay me for. ;)</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></div>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-90522312888979432242010-06-13T09:33:00.000-07:002010-06-13T09:52:22.364-07:00Oh Boy More Glyphs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic2fov5fzt48L5KFlVXQerIHZ3yTmn1TWpNsMNyUrgkpu1dZLTLR2H5R0xR-4kXopWCZLIotdCDNr4xhg6bmyqb0K-5TIXMISn99KtVtfVWh9H0NloJDDVrl79pFIxMw5VW-1-fzG6DNxq/s1600/ohboyohboyohboyohboy.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic2fov5fzt48L5KFlVXQerIHZ3yTmn1TWpNsMNyUrgkpu1dZLTLR2H5R0xR-4kXopWCZLIotdCDNr4xhg6bmyqb0K-5TIXMISn99KtVtfVWh9H0NloJDDVrl79pFIxMw5VW-1-fzG6DNxq/s200/ohboyohboyohboyohboy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482300741836059154" border="0" /></a>As someone who doesn't have an Inscriptionist (Scribe? Whatever), I'm pretty disappointed that <a href="http://www.mmo-champion.com/content/1790-World-of-Warcraft-Cataclysm-Press-Tour">the new Path of Titans thing has been axed</a>, and is being replaced with... drumroll... "Medium Glyphs".<br /><br />Really? Why bother even calling them Medium? Why not just call them "More Glyphs"? Hooray for people who run <i><b>'empty my mailbox and repost 800,000 auctions at a time'</b></i> addons. Hmm, maybe it's just a not so subtle tie-in to the $3.99/mo Web Browser AH?<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />To be honest, I'm not sure I really care anymore. I've pretty much stopped playing since my guild died. I log in, xmute a gem on two toons, then log back out. I haven't done any PvP or a single raid in over 3 weeks now on any of my level 80s, and my druid/shaman combo topped out around 72 before I realized I just don't want to trudge thru Nexus 50 times apiece only to unlock... whatever comes after Nexus. Running UK over and over kinda drove that point home nicely.<br /><br />I got a job doing IT for <a href="http://www.expression.edu/">an art college in my area</a>, which gives me an option of sitting in on game design / animation / modeling classes for free after my shift is done, and I've been digging into tutorials on UDK. So there's that whole employment thing cutting into my 'I can't stay up as late as I please because I need to wake up in the morning' time, but it's not like I'm really <i>missing</i> WoW at this point. Then I see 'Moar Glyfs' as one of the big changes coming for Cata and<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />oh sorry, fell asleep there for a sec.<br /><br />: /<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-61767388222013765112010-06-05T08:35:00.001-07:002010-06-05T15:57:12.167-07:00How To Tank as a Druid (protip: hold down two buttons)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyAijy8t73t_jJ0aEVnmfye-VhYyIKwag-K9nhav0nXEAdZwNb_HLNEbDLUNuG5EPko7eov_DcJrNcHc79Qg2WDWJQITjnydZxBS6Ix5fq6YZ3psko0LPNErqjfTmE_i_GSBTB54Gh2wGE/s1600/alamo.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyAijy8t73t_jJ0aEVnmfye-VhYyIKwag-K9nhav0nXEAdZwNb_HLNEbDLUNuG5EPko7eov_DcJrNcHc79Qg2WDWJQITjnydZxBS6Ix5fq6YZ3psko0LPNErqjfTmE_i_GSBTB54Gh2wGE/s200/alamo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479339183339471762" border="0" /></a>A two part instructional video series that speaks for itself.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Part 1:<br /><br /><object height="505" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_kfKUz1ogc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_kfKUz1ogc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="505" width="640"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 2:<br /><br /><object height="505" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1EFDz92IXAw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1EFDz92IXAw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="505" width="640"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.wowhead.com/item=40897">Glyph of Maul</a> makes Maul hit two targets. You can see MSBT (<a href="http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addons/details/mik-scrolling-battle-text.aspx">Mik's Scrolling Battle Text</a>) going fucking nuts the entire time, because I haven't really configured it to cut back on spam yet. This Druid was mostly leveled on /follow of my Shaman, but has since started tanking since 3x XP for RAF wore off and I can insta queue randoms as a tank. I use <a href="http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addons/details/tidy-plates-threat-plates.aspx">Tidy Threat Plates</a> to see what I have aggro on; little green rectangles = OK, big red rectangles = ZOMG TAUNT THAT. In one pull there's a bunch of Big Reds on some birds, indicating I don't have threat on them. Note that this is because they <i>haven't been pulled yet</i>, and not because fighting for threat is anything that requires... well, even looking at the screen. : /<br /><br />Notice the keyboard turning, as my other hand was holding the camera. It doesn't even affect my ability to "tank".<br /><br />Possible improvement to the setup: move my two buttons closer together to avoid hand cramps. Hell, I could just make one key that's "5,7,Tab, 5, 7, Tab" over and over. I could even make it so I push the button to turn it on, and push it again to turn it off. I wouldn't even need to hold it down at that point. This post was mostly proof of concept.<br /><br /><br />Zzzzz.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-3311940601045391852010-05-24T12:34:00.000-07:002010-05-27T09:38:56.044-07:00Re: Wolfshead<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvoNGj-XIEaiggMUVyBM9N5_zwEZpsMmmdauQoFWl1VDb0w19D39CCzLr3_I67i4f_N7YToCjXbQeumvgz8wgpQk6dNJMm9My8p4QdHHHVtwsT7j_qJ2cIiUudlJAepXaU29af8VzaQsh6/s1600/kettle.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvoNGj-XIEaiggMUVyBM9N5_zwEZpsMmmdauQoFWl1VDb0w19D39CCzLr3_I67i4f_N7YToCjXbQeumvgz8wgpQk6dNJMm9My8p4QdHHHVtwsT7j_qJ2cIiUudlJAepXaU29af8VzaQsh6/s200/kettle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475638763156527698" border="0" /></a>/sigh... oh, <a href="http://www.wolfsheadonline.com/?p=4221#d0670">Wolfshead</a>... I haven't commented on this yet because it's just so ridiculous. Tobold had a <a href="http://tobolds.blogspot.com/2010/05/blizzard-and-mcdonalds.html">good rebuttal</a> to it, where he focuses on the game itself, but the biggest thing that no one seems to be getting is that it's <i><b>the people</b></i>, and not the game, that Wolfshead is lamenting, whether he realizes it or not.<br /><i><br />...The current state of community in WoW is not what massively multi-player was supposed to be. Blizzard has given the notion of community lip-service as it has become a marketing talking point instead of something that should be a fundamental tenet of a real MMO. Just visit the official Blizzard forums or your local trade channel to experience the sophomoric angst for yourself for evidence of the abysmal state of community in WoW.<br /><br />...I remember people who I used to play with back in good old days of EverQuest who migrated to WoW with me back around 2004-2005. Within months they had changed completely. They were too busy soloing to care about grouping. Why? Because they could — because Blizzard promoted it.<br /><br />...In the absence of a legitimate video game press the responsibility falls on us the MMO community. Maybe we are the real problem.</i><br /><br />Bingo. WoW isn't the problem, it's the playerbase.<br /><br />Guns don't kill people, bullets do.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />One of the most boring arguments I hear against WoW is how it was different in EQ. I can't speak on 'the good old days of EverQuest' because I never played EQ. What I can do is read, though, and almost everything I've read about the 'good old days' basically goes on and on about how much it sucked. You had to sit on the ground with your spellbook open, covering your entire screen, to regen mana. The name EverQuest was a joke, since nobody actually did quests. I sadly don't have the link to back this up, but I distinctly remember reading someone's recollection of EQ as saying they did maybe ten quests total. The quests were these huge things (which I'm not saying is bad), and nobody bothered doing them (unless they were attunements), because the way you played EQ was basically <a href="http://www.legacyofsteel.net/oldsite/arc23.html">sitting around camping mobs</a>.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Jesus Lord, seriously, fug you guys down in San Diego - I hate Ssra and I hate the Emp. Requiring 70+ people to camp the keys, at an EXTREMELY generous 2 hours per part, takes 18+ *days* of our time. I will not even go into the shards - you can take those sticks and shove them up your asses - the only fun part is training the zone after you get your frame and a zone disruption warning really is the cherry on top of that shit sunday. TEE HEE!!!!!<br /><br />What's even better is that while killing the Emp takes 70+, VT is done with ~40 - and you're surprised so many guilds sacked half their members after getting power sources? Maybe you guys are blissfully unaware of how painful having 70 reasonably intelligent, funny, witty and engaging people clustered together at once becomes, but after 2 weeks of it non stop with the cross section of EQ, I've become some what of an expert on single digit frame rates and IQ's - oh yah, and drama.</span><br /><br />Perhaps all this downtime led to people "interacting" more? Since there was <i><b>fuck all</b></i> to do, people chatted. Brilliant gameplay.<br /><br />Huge guilds like Legacy of Steel or Fires of Heaven raided, and killed a bunch of horribly bugged/poorly balanced encounters. These encounters were so simplistic by today's raid boss standards that if Blizzard crapped out a new dragon every week it would be called shovelware.<br /><br />Here's <a href="http://www.legacyofsteel.net/oldsite/arc27.html">another memorable quote</a> on the engaging raid experience in EQ:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Fix your goddamn buggy bullshit half-assed encounters. The amount of time we dedicated to get our keys to see this guy die and take a turn at the Emperor is just sick. To finally see Blood die only to have the ENTIRE raid DT'd</span> <i>(Ixo: "death touched", a.k.a One shotted, no matter what you do)</i> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">from anywhere in the room was simply an insult. Blood dies, there are two earrings on the corpse, yet no matter where you are in the room, the Emperor DT's. So congrats rot on those. It's cheap enough to make a mob DT in the first place. But to have his agro radius extend to the entire room is ridiculous. So let me get this straight -- and this is how you guys envisioned this in San Diego: You spend months farming keys to get up to the room. Months farming Shissar Bane weapons (and the recipe is where?). You kill Blood while dealing with 8 other snakes in the room. And immediately after that fight you're supposed to engage the DEATHTOUCHING-FROM-ANYWHERE-IN-THE-ROOM Emperor along with the 8 snakes? Whoever came up with this sheer *fisting* of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at tigole@legacyofsteel.net when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle B) Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.<br /><br />Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power.</span><br /><br />Sounds fun.<br /><br />Plus, these raiders were hardly paragons of upstanding citizenry. <a href="http://www.legacyofsteel.net/oldsite/arc70.html">A random click</a> of a page from <a href="http://www.legacyofsteel.net/oldsite/index-1.htm">Legacy of Steel's archive</a> is basically a recount of the week's drops and who got killed. Don't pretend that they wouldn't have been including the gear's iLevels/GS if they had them available to show. That this obsession over gear is now known affectionately as <i><b>loot whoring</b></i> doesn't mean it didn't exist back in 'the good old days'. The conversations taking place during these magical days was hardly above the level of <i>the "official Blizzard forums or your local trade channel"</i> today:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7gXi-uk1Kwzmz2KTXfit4lrdu9hjK7ZFcPsx9eya3K7ghxUdV7Cz6WxXutREhd4U0Pgy0yeJ6Bh3pVGqJAEsWn5ksDq5DnBLSGUrX5g0MXTaPM2VUamtVdsSsebrx_xXtS4Irf6F8grsv/s1600/ooa_quote.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 63px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7gXi-uk1Kwzmz2KTXfit4lrdu9hjK7ZFcPsx9eya3K7ghxUdV7Cz6WxXutREhd4U0Pgy0yeJ6Bh3pVGqJAEsWn5ksDq5DnBLSGUrX5g0MXTaPM2VUamtVdsSsebrx_xXtS4Irf6F8grsv/s400/ooa_quote.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475620439308376738" border="0" /></a><br />Forced grouping is this other magical talisman held aloft and proclaimed to be missing from WoW, so people assume WoW is some antisocial wasteland. Call me crazy, but weren't there quests to kill Arugal while leveling in Tirisfal? I never soloed SFK until level 78, when I had two level 20 noobs hiding at the entrance getting triple XP as my paladin AoE'd down the entire instance. And this was only because I <b>chose</b> to level my noobs this way. I have ten alts. I've done SFK the right way many times over. There are a bunch of quest chains (Ring of Blood in Nagrand, multiple entire chains in Shadowmoon Valley, to name a few of the top of my head) that cannot be soloed. Run them if you have friends online, or don't if you don't. Offering a path to the level cap that doesn't REQUIRE palling around isn't a flaw, it's called catering to diverse playstyles (commonly confused with 'CATERIN 2 TEH CASUALZ').<br /><br /><i>...I remember people who I used to play with back in good old days of EverQuest who migrated to WoW with me back around 2004-2005. Within months they had changed completely. They were too busy soloing to care about grouping. Why? Because they could — because Blizzard promoted it.</i><br /><br />Dude, if your buddies from EQ bailed on you, <i>it's because they didn't want to play with you in the first place</i>. If anything, WoW set them free to play how they wanted to. Grouping in WoW still gives obvious benefits over soloing, it just isn't the <i><b>only</b></i> way to play anymore. Not everyone shares your ideal of having only one flavor available to them. This seriously just seems so ridiculous. Do people stomp their feet and complain that Baskin Robbins offers thirty-one flavors of ice cream?<br /><br /><i>Blizzard has given the notion of community lip-service as it has become a marketing talking point instead of something that should be a fundamental tenet of a real MMO. Just visit the official Blizzard forums or your local trade channel to experience the sophomoric angst for yourself for evidence of the abysmal state of community in WoW.</i><br /><br />The above snippet especially baffles me. Here's a newsflash: people are morons. Pretty much all of them. This isn't a new development, since WoW. You're seriously trying to blame Blizzard for people being jerks on the internet...?<br /><br />Really?<br /><br />Like, really?<br /><br />If people clumped together in EQ, it was mostly because misery loves company. You could all endure the bullshit together, hold each other close, and weep over the hand you were dealt. Along came WoW (with Tigole himself lending a hand to make it 'not EQ') and suddenly there's a choice. "Keep slogging through bullshit" or "play a game". And this is bad, I guess.<br /><br />It all comes back to the people, though. Blizzard just made the game, it's up to us to enjoy it or not. I don't find soccer interesting, so I don't watch it on TV. I don't complain that a huge portion of the world enjoys soccer, though.<br /><br /><i><b>I certainly don't go play soccer every weekend, and then bitch about how much fun I'm not having.</b></i><b></b><br /><br />If everyone on my four square wants to play soccer instead, what can I do about it? Take my ball and go home? Because that's what it sounds like someone wants to do. And then that same person is complaining that people are dicks?<br /><br />Really?<br /><br />It reminds me of the joke where the guy at the picnic leans over to his friend and tells him that the blueberry pie must be delicious, because 11 million ants can't all be wrong.<br /><br />I don't play Halo because I find it boring. It doesn't mean Halo is a bad game. When you come galloping by on your high horse claiming that everyone playing WoW is doing it wrong because ("after 11 years in the genre") you find it stagnant, you've become that annoying guy who just quit smoking, or just found Jesus, and can't wait to tell all the people smoking outside the bar on a Sunday.<br /><br />Grats to you, dude.<br /><br />Now fuck off. We're playing our game, and still having fun.<br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-47851959011615044352010-05-22T18:08:00.000-07:002010-05-23T08:40:05.469-07:00Quasi Guest Post / Interview: How 2 Shadow Priest<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy0LZkDMpSMolL0xKZ_m15LkXT48gBBGY2s9KHE7x86gEefuGR0T91owzLxJiCkfEh-nYmrSkVdE04F8OuJZnRJUi1cA0nJ4KX3f5CUS1tVwflWbHPR4UiwykQgtSlpx25WrB1081sVGSg/s1600/nyix.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy0LZkDMpSMolL0xKZ_m15LkXT48gBBGY2s9KHE7x86gEefuGR0T91owzLxJiCkfEh-nYmrSkVdE04F8OuJZnRJUi1cA0nJ4KX3f5CUS1tVwflWbHPR4UiwykQgtSlpx25WrB1081sVGSg/s200/nyix.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474306873406923618" border="0" /></a>I wanted to jump in on the whole <a href="http://www.professorbeej.com/2010/05/omg-gearscore-sux.html">Professor Beej GS hatetrain</a> this week, and thought I had a Golden Ticket: <a href="http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Cho%27gall&n=Nyix">Nyix</a>, a Shadow Priest from my guild on <strike>Pro'gall</strike> <strike>Bro'gall</strike> Cho'gall. Nyix (while Shadow, and not stuck healing as Hloly), is basically still rocking <a href="http://www.wowhead.com/item=40432">Illustration of the Dragon Soul</a> and <a href="http://www.wowhead.com/item=45308">Eye of the Brood Mother</a> for two reasons:<br /><br />1) Those trinkets aren't bad<br />2) Nyix is good<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I seem to remember a while back in vent that he mentioned how woefully low his gearscore was as a result of making intelligent decisions on gear rather than just picking the higher GS item, but I apparently have ADD or something because now that I've called him on it, he's at about 5600 or so. That makes for an anti-climactic "LOL GS SUX" article to have him above 5500 at the end of the article, so I've turned this instead into a "How 2 Shadow Priest" instead. The fact remains that he still wears gear that does more than just inflates his GS, but my crowning final line (AND HIS GS IS ONLY 37 LOL NOOBS) will need to be preemptively retracted.<br /><br />/sigh<br /><br />Anyway, let's do this:<br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><i>Ixo (via ingame lolmail): So I heard your gear is teh sucks, but you still blow up charts in ICC etc. What's the deal with that? I wanna interview you for my blog, hit me up etc etc. OMG these stupid little WoWmails are so lame, hit me back on gmail, I think i'm running out of roo</i><br /><br />Nyix: I missed you when I got on earlier but I don't mind at all having a Q and A with you. So I logged out wearing my shadow gear in my most used shadow spec. <a href="http://www.worldoflogs.com/guilds/28423/">All the logs</a> are from when I had 251 Shadow tier 10.0. I got the upgrade I'm wearing right now after I stopped raiding. Also note that I am not hit capped because I switched my Ashen Verdict ring out for the healing one. I took a screenshot of my stats in my shadow gear attached to this file.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVJMkq6d_4IORU7CiEbuB5EiohFoBNs-l_bMGImge1AiTEwcKVQQwNXowWrIaGqQdHhHcczdTz79GA567nwb0RnUolTkGMIm4pe4I1KzxXwV9OoUK-Wh2bBcdY1SmkNQqe5A2UBnW-Ifml/s1600/nyixUI.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVJMkq6d_4IORU7CiEbuB5EiohFoBNs-l_bMGImge1AiTEwcKVQQwNXowWrIaGqQdHhHcczdTz79GA567nwb0RnUolTkGMIm4pe4I1KzxXwV9OoUK-Wh2bBcdY1SmkNQqe5A2UBnW-Ifml/s320/nyixUI.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474310778670205554" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">The screen shot shows my GS and everything (<i>click to enlarge</i>) but the breakdown is:<br /><br />5654GS Right now 5617 As the World of Logs Stats represent.<br /><br />3095 SP<br />972 or 30.52% Crit<br />803 or 24.49% Haste<br />Hit capped if I use the proper Ashen Verdict Ring.<br />247mp5 out<br />138 mp5 in<br /><br />I use a Nightmare Tear because that piece is used in my holy set as well and is used to get the meta bonus for both my holy and shadow sets.<br /><br /><b>On shadow gear:</b><br />Priority<br />#1- Hit cap -Don't be a retard 290/11% and stop. More is a waste. (even if the GS is higher)<br />#2- Spell power<br />#3- Haste over crit.<br />#4- Crit<br />#5- Crit is not a junk stat. It is only mildly below Haste 1.23:1.13<br />#6- Be mindful of GS. Sometimes the older things are better.<br />#274550001 - GS(//_-)<br /><br /><b>MH/OH or Staves?</b><br />MH/OH with best in slots. In reality, you are like me using the shriveled heart because you rolled a 3 on Shadow Silk Spindle and that clearly wasn't enough for a win. Staves are solid and just as viable if not more because you don't have to fight 500 other people for 2 weapons; just 500 for 1. Stats are close. Dps difference between best in slots for 2h and mh/oh is under 150.<br /><br />Keeping an eye on spirit and mana pool is pretty low on priority. Most of the end game gear has more than enough to keep you in the fight. As a shadow priest you should not run out of mana on a single target fight. Using shadowfiend and dispersion/clipped dispersion while moving should keep you right up there. I found with high amounts of haste you have to be more weary of how and when you use things or you may find yourself oom.<br /><br /><b>Gemming/enchanting</b><br />1 - SP gems<br />2 - Sp/haste gems<br />3 - SP/spirit only to get your meta bonus. And please put it in a blue socket to get the socket bonus. Don't be a retard<br />Enchant for SP<br /><br /><b>Consumables</b><br />If you don't do this already then start. 1-2 seconds before entering combat pop a potion of speed to get your opening out blazingly fast instead of potions of wild magic because you are wasting a lot of your pot time casting your initial rotation. If you aren't in combat when you pop it you will only have to wait 60 seconds to use a second pot instead of waiting until the next fight. During bloodlust you should be using potions of wild magic. The amount of lag in combination with gcds and depending on how bad your computer is means popping haste pots will cause a clusterfuck and you will not optimize dps.<br /><br /><b>Cycle</b><br />The most important, integral drill into your brain key to maximizing dps is timing. You are not a ret paladin. You are not an arcane mage. You don't sit there and press buttons when you feel like it. You watch your dots. You watch your mind blast. You watch your mind flay ticks. And sometimes most importantly, watch the screen *cough*tunnel vision*cough*.<br /><br /><b>Opening</b><br />Vamp touch. Mind blast. Mind flay 3ticks. Devouring Plague. THEN shadow word pain.<br /><br />Why Vamp first and not mind blast? Because when you finally get to SWP. Your vamp touch has 1-2 seconds left and you have to re apply it. And then you get to mind blast as it comes up. Why all of this? You need to get 5 stacks of shadow weaving before you hit swp or you will have to recast swp when you get 5. Also. after 30 seconds or so I like to put a new swp just in case something went wrong. Because you are only human and may have clipped your mind flay.<br /><br />Using trinkets to roll SWP with high crit or haste rates is stupid. I've run the tests so you don't have to. SWP IS NOT high enough dps to waste a trinket slot to give it a 60% crit chance. Don't bother arguing. Go look at my dps output on world of logs and see how low swp is on the list.<br /><br />As far as the actual rotation goes. You just have to get into a rhythm. Clip mind flay. Not Dots. Wait until vamp touch is at 2 seconds to re apply if it is going to fall off by itself. If that and Dev plague are falling off at the same time you can adjust that time to 3-4 seconds before vamp is up to re apply both. Mind blast on cd after dots are up and if it happens to be mid cast of a mind flay; 2 ticks and clip. During movement it is a good idea to use shadow word death and Dev Plague for the instant damage (or dispersion/clipped dispersion if you need mana because thats is still kind of important)<br /><br /><b>Bloodlust!</b><br />If your group is going to lust at 30% try to have shadowfiend up for it. Because I am at the "just burn him quickly" point of raiding we blow it at the start just for the sake of speeding up our raid. This leaves your use open to whenever you feel like it. 80 and 30% are good times if you are going to use it more than once. Again. Use potions of wild magic during bloodlust for sexellent dps optimization. If you are a troll like me. Use berserking right after lust to continue the fun and not add to the chaos.<br /></span><br />- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<br /><br />So, yeah...<br /><br />Sadly, I can't end this post on the note I intended to, but I <i><b>can</b></i><b></b> say that throwing away perfectly good items just because some other one jacks your GS up by 13 points is retarded. Keep a set of <a href="http://www.ixobelle.com/2010/01/whos-that-rogue-with-all-that.html">spellpower gear on your rogue</a> to wow the noobs at the mailbox, but when it comes time to shine, go with what you know, and get crackin'.<br /><br />And PuG raiders (and raid leaders with ML), remember: MS > OS > GS<br /><br /><3<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7563653272708826682.post-86679073069470970372010-05-21T11:49:00.000-07:002010-05-21T11:58:51.265-07:00Expansion Blues (take 3)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWoUmGJEehauDcHpIwKQwmLhv12F4O4XkkmTx7zPwwf0DH50UILmBRqp5qcw4WPbbS1GN_rzUJkJupcksi6i5Vu5UmxUeBGdZIFwCiQSauoc7Mg7KfYGHVKIT0P53KFvDfOKLBuxvhCN54/s1600/cata.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWoUmGJEehauDcHpIwKQwmLhv12F4O4XkkmTx7zPwwf0DH50UILmBRqp5qcw4WPbbS1GN_rzUJkJupcksi6i5Vu5UmxUeBGdZIFwCiQSauoc7Mg7KfYGHVKIT0P53KFvDfOKLBuxvhCN54/s200/cata.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473799476126742402" border="0" /></a>Expansions for WoW are always a double-edged sword. We're dying to get in and get our feet wet with a huge chunk of new content, but we need to essentially kiss our hard earned loots goodbye as we begin the process of swapping out raid and emblem rewards with lowly greens that drop off random boars. Being in an expansion’s beta test only further intensifies the problem; not only are we trudging around in unknown areas, picking up unknown quests, and defeating unknown enemies, but none of it counts in the long run. Beta character progress is wiped out once the game gets ready to be shipped retail, and if you get some once in a million random world drop epic, you need to accept that it will be taken from you soon.<br /><br />This is the third time <a href="http://www.notaddicted.com/forums/showthread.php?t=635">I've written</a> this <a href="http://www.ixobelle.com/2008/08/look-at-wrath-of-lich-king.html">exact article</a> (basically), so déjà vu is expected. This post was actually a submission to some horrible "whore out your writing, and if it's selected for use at wow.com we'll give you ten dollars" website I won't mention by name, because I thought that if I wrote a submission it might net me a Cata Beta Key (the wording at wow.com was ambiguous, perhaps by design). Note that I don't have beta access at this point, but might be in there soon.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />I’ve been in the betas for everything from Vanilla to Burning Crusade to Wrath of the Lich King, and my enthusiasm has steadily waned each time. Vanilla’s beta was the most exciting, because here was an entire game to consume, and it was my first real foray into MMOs in general. I played it endlessly with my roommate at the time that was also in, and we devoured it whole. By the Burning Crusade beta, I was already familiar with the game itself, and I found myself riding around on a ground mount to just get a glimpse of the different zones, and the mobs within. In the Wrath Beta, I spent a total of three hours exploring the Borean Tundra and Howling Fjords. I ran Utgarde Keep once, ooh-ed and ahh-ed at the flame jets therein, then happily logged out of beta and got to work on prepping my main (live) account for what was coming.<br /><br />Wait, prep work?<br /><br />The big lesson learned back in the Burning Crusade’s beta was that the most important thing to have on your character sheet when passing through the Dark Portal wasn’t a full set of elite Naxx Tier 3 gear, but the numbers “6” and “0”. Great gear might last you a few levels, but you’d eventually be swapping it out for quest rewards. Being level 52 on an alt meant not only would you not be able to pass through the Dark Portal in the first place, but there would be nobody playing alts in that level range to form leveling groups with. As a rule, everyone will be in the fancy new content, and if you fall behind the leveling curve, you’ll consistently find yourself scrounging around for partners to quest or group with.<br /><br />Cataclysm is unique in that starting a brand new character will be a viable option come retail. Blood Elves and Draeni had new starting areas in BC, but then you hit the empty old world at level 20 or so. The Death Knights of WotLK skipped that old world, and started at 55, but ran into the barren emptiness of the Outlands after their fancy starting area. Everyone was in Northrend, and they had to grind alone to catch up with the rest of us in the new content.<br /><br />If I get accepted into Cataclysm’s beta, I’ll probably poke around in some of the new zones on horseback for an hour or so, then get back on my live account and work on leveling my mid-sixty Druid and Shaman alts to 80 for the coming of the Cataclysm.<br /><br />They won’t need any fancy gear, just maxxed tradeskills and those magical numbers “8” and “0”.<br /><br /></span>Richhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01024497755617725448noreply@blogger.com7