It’s almost a month since I’ve been here, and here goes my tirade on all things good and bad in my new life.

The setting

My training campus happens to be the largest corporate university in the world. There’s the majestic Roman-style GEC-2 (Global Education Center), the Origami-based SDB-4 (Software Development Block) which looks like one giant love letter gone wrong, the Geodesic Multiplex which looks like “a crystallized golf ball” as a friend colleague put it, and the fabric roof Oasis food court. While all these might be breathtaking at first, what really is breath-stopping is the female population here. My company has redefined eye-candy. Another thing to be proud of is that the company takes so many steps to reduce the ecological footprint of the campus – auto switch-off lights, auto switch-off taps, recycled water for landscaping, strict electricity usage guidelines – the list is endless. And the icing on the cake? 5 star accommodation! Nothing can beat watching HBO late at night on my LCD TV, pizza in hand.

Queue queue queue!

I’ve grown wary of queues. There’s a queue for food, a queue for movie tickets, a queue at the Laundromat, a queue at the swipe machine, a queue at the gym.. The only thing for which I don’t have to wait in a queue is to go to the loo!

DJ Night

Okay, so I’m not known for my moves. In fact the only moves I can make are sitting, standing and walking! But then the DJ Night happened. One night of every month, all of us get to go nuts at the Amphitheatre, when the dance floor is open to all of us, no holds barred. Awesome dance music, psychedelic lighting and one crazy crowd complete the night. I’ve never felt so much energy in my life, ever before. Pure bliss.

ILI

The Infosys Leadership Institute is the place where they mould every employee into a complete corporate professional. The ILI sessions teach us about global effectiveness, interpersonal skills, business etiquette, reading & writing skills and what not. But one very important takeaway from these sessions is the number of people you get to know. I made friends from almost every single part of the country, and that has taught me how much diversity there is truly in our country.

Babel, Babble

Here’s an exercise for all of you. Try finding out which language (and the dialect) these lines are in.

“Arrey yaar, yeh kya bakwaas kar raha hai” – In class.

“Spoon ekkadra?” – In the food court.

“Machi endha figurum namma kitta paesa maatengudhu da!” – Restroom.

With around 10,000 people inside the campus, you always hear chatter all around you (in different languages, all at the same time). All the different languages and the dialects can easily scare the crap out of a Tamil guy. A thing to remember is that Tamilnadu is the only state where they don’t give importance to Hindi as a secondary language in school. And they call it “Tamizh patru”. Seriously, people should find better ways of expressing that feeling.

Romance

No, I’m not talking about my latest crush! This is in fond memory of all those loving (or horny!?!) couples that suddenly spring out after 10 PM. With all the maddening test schedules and assignments, people need to unwind – and they’ve found some pretty interesting ways of doing that. Couples are frequently seen cuddling up late at night and.. you know.. doing.. stuff! When we hang around and come across some of those species (the people in love are just different from humans altogether), the guys go “Machi machi.. anga paarra! Thadavu thadavu’nu thadavuraan da!”. Well, may be the guy’s gone through a dangerously long dry spell. For once, let us learn to leave lovers in peace!

And.. The tests!

And of course, all the talk about the rigorous training is no myth. While we have all this, tests and projects can be pretty taxing. Around 80% of the trainees stay back in class after End Of Day to continue studying. In fact, most of them leave class only at midnight, when the air conditioner and the fans are automatically switched off!

That’s it for now. Time flies by at such a fast pace that I still can’t believe that I’ve been here for a month now! Stay tuned for more updates. Hopefully I get to post some pictures of the campus and my life here!

Presenting the DNS Helper

The name says it all. The utility runs in your Windows notification area and provides a popup menu to quickly switch to any DNS provider. It also features backup and restore functionality in case you want to revert to your ISP’s default DNS servers. Click on the thumbnails below to check out the screenshots. Find the download link at the end of the post.

So what’s new?

Google DNS Helper served one simple purpose – to help Windows users instantly switch over to Google’s Public DNS servers with a single click. Soon after word got around (thanks to Lifehacker and GHacks), people started asking me to add support for other DNS providers. So I compiled a small list of most used public DNS servers and used them in my code. Also, you can enter your own DNS addresses and quickly switch to them. For those who would like to test out different DNS services before actually switching to one, I have included a link to GRC’s fantastic free DNS benchmarking tool.

A note to friends and developers

A number of developers had asked for the source code for Google DNS Helper. I had promised them that I’ll be publishing the source code soon. But a few interested parties have come forward to buy the source code and I’m in the process of signing a non-disclosure agreement. And like I had already posted, I will be moving to another part of the country for my first job and will find little time for my hobby-programming pursuits. Nevertheless, I’m publishing the utility for free download and encourage it to pass it on! This is my parting gift.

Download DNS Helper

Download DNS Helper 1.0 (63.5 KB)
Requires .NET Framework 2.0 or above.

It is truly every gadget freaks dream device. My friend went totally ape shit over a minute of holding it in his hands. The gorgeous design, the mind-blowing touchscreen and of course, the music! This is one of the most beautiful gadgets Ive ever seen. And to own it? Well its an indescribable feeling. In fact, Im writing this post on my iPod using the free Wordpress for iPhone app!

Jailbreaking the iPod is pretty simple, but life without WiFi is heartbreaking. 2 days after having bought it, I decided I could no longer stand it and so set up a makeshift solution – turn a wireless adapter into a virtual router. A run to the local gadget store and a reboot later, my device was jailbroken!

But with the good news comes bad news (well not exactly for me!). In a week, Ill be relocating to another part of the country to join my employers training facility. Im not particularly sure if Ill be able to update my blog regularly – considering all authors have gotten busy too.

Hope I get enough time to keep my readers updated. Stay tuned for some interesting posts this week!

Google’s free service replaces your ISP’s default DNS to provide a speedier and more reliable internet experience. User tests have shown that changing over to Google DNS speeds up browsing significantly. In fact, most users outside the US will notice a drastic change in navigation speeds. Changing your DNS address is extremely simple (you can read the instructions on the Google Public DNS homepage), but then I’ve made the whole process even more simple with Google DNS Helper.

Gooogle DNS Helper is a small utility coded in .NET using C#. It backs up your current DNS server address and then changes it to Google’s DNS. You can restore your old DNS anytime you want. As simple as that! You can find the download link below.

Download Google DNS Helper v1.2 (89 KB)
Requires .NET Framework 2.0 or above.

Requirements

With this tutorial, I’m gonna show you how to rip movies from DVDs and convert videos (any imaginable format!) for the iPhone, iPod and in fact any mobile device that supports playing videos. But before that, here’s the list of things you’re gonna need.

• HandBrake (download link below)
• Knowledge of your device’s screen resolution (you can find that from the manual)
• Patience!

Download HandBrake
Latest Stable Version: 0.9.4 (4.66 MB)

Let it rip!

Start up HandBrake after completing installation. Before beginning, go to Options and under the Pictures tab, make sure the path to VLC is correct. Don’t worry if you don’t have VLC installed, this is used only for the preview feature. Now move to the CLI tab and set the number of processor cores to Automatic. Now we are ready to rip our videos.

Choose the source file or DVD. Now click on the iPhone & iPod Touch preset on the right-hand panel. But what if you’re converting the video for your mobile phone? Don’t worry, the preset is only a starting point – we can tailor our video to our needs – in fact, the only settings you need to change are the Width and Height values under the Picture tab, based on the screen resolution of your device. That is all! Click on the Start button to begin encoding your output video.

Experimenting with the settings

If you like tweaking every possible setting to extract more juice from your software (like me!), HandBrake was a great choice. It has a ton of options (though most of them require a Ph.D. in video processing techniques to figure out) that you can experiment with to change the quality and file size of your output video.

Video: Select the Video tab. Under quality, choose Target Size and set a file size. HandBrake will adjust the other settings to make sure the final output’s size matches with it. Average Bitrate is the reverse of the previous option, attempting to achieve the quality you choose. Remember that bitrate translates to quality. Choose values between 500kbps to 1500kbps, as many devices cannot handle very high bitrates.

Audio: The Audio tab too offers you an option to change the Audio bitrate. Once again, experiment with the bitrate until you hit a sweet spot between good quality and low file size.

Screenshot Guide

Didn’t work?

If it didn’t play on your mobile phone, chances are it doesn’t support the H.264 video codec. Try changing it to MPEG-4 and encode again. If it still doesn’t work, you could try Avidemux, which offers a large number of video codecs and even options for editing your video. It is good practice to get information beforehand about the video formats your device supports so that it helps you in choosing between HandBrake and Avidemux.

India being the largest democracy in the world has countless political parties in every nook and corner of the country. But on a national scale, only two parties, BJP and Congress exist. They may have some similar economic, foreign and taxation policies but let’s keep that aside for the moment and concentrate on one ‘alleged’ difference between them – BJP is communal and Congress is secular.

What does secular mean anyway?

Secular means not specifically relating to a particular religious body and communal (note that its communalism and not communism, both are entirely different) means of relating to a specific community.The definition seems pretty clear but the basis on which the political parties in India consider them as secular and branding others as communal, well that isn’t as plain as the definition. This article will attempt to rip down that basis to its barest parts and analyze it from the ground up so that you would know how this allegedly communal-secular divide came into existence in the first place.

Let me walk through a set of oft-quoted reasons that contribute to the communal tag of the BJP. Its time for the stereotypes to be broken and get the real facts.

Hindutva – This is the mother of all the reasons. The word ‘Hindu’ in hindutva is more than enough to associate the ‘communal’ tag with the BJP. A little history first. The term Hindutva was coined by V.D.Savarkar, a freedom fighter. Hindu Nationalism is often used interchangably with Hindutva although the essence of Hindutva was “cultural nationalism”. What’s the difference anyway? Well Hindutva doesn’t advocate Hindu superiority and persecution of other faiths – Instead it adresses people of other faiths such as Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains and the Parsis as culturally Hindu although they are religiously different. In simple words, though we are all separated by faiths, we are united by culture.

Hindutva doesn’t compromise unity in diversity. Its just a means of rekindling pride among the people for sharing the common heritage of India. Culturally same is just one of the tenets. Just like any of the philosophies like socialism, capitalism or communism, it also looks for evolution of society with the its overall well being the main surmise. Or in other words, it forms a synergy between mankind and society with ’social well being’ as the whole. One of the main proponents of Hindutva, M.S.Golwalkar believed that, quote –

“India’s diversity in terms of customs, traditions and ways of worship was its uniqueness and that this diversity was not without the strong underlying cultural basis which was essentially native. The Hindu natives with all their diversity, shared among other things the same philosophy of life, the same values and the same aspirations which formed a strong cultural and a civilizational basis for a nation”.

And again the term ‘Hindu natives’ is not people belonging to Hinduism but people who made India their home, for whom India is the native place irrespective of any class, creed or religion That’s what Hindutva also propagates, and it signifies gratification for being part of the “unity in diversity” ideology.

Yet, Hindutva hasn’t been accepted by many mainly because of the word ‘Hindu’ in it. What may be called ‘Bharatva’ is being called ‘Hindutva’ because it was the word Hindu that gave India its identity and in this sense, Hindutva is strictly a cultural and civilizational concept and definitely not religious or political. But still there is something in the word ‘Hindutva’ that doesn’t appeal to a large mass of people in our country. Well I would like to shift gears now and (just for the sake of comparison) and talk about ‘Jihad’. The utterance of the very word and you have people associating it with terrorism, bombs and militants. That the essence of the word ‘Jihad’ is completely façaded.

“Jihad is either a personal struggle within oneself to become a better Muslim or a true holy war,a war which is governed by strict rules and declared only by legitimate Koranic authority in defence of Islam”^[1].

But we are a generation who believe in stereotyping, and have never pondered over to get the real meaning and as someone rightly said – “The only meaning anything has is the meaning we give to it”. We tag acts of terrorism as Jihad and terrorists as Jihadists. And by ‘we’, I mean everyone from the ordinary masses, the media, the Western world and of course, the Internet. What I’m trying to do is creating a metaphor between the level of abuse of the two words ‘Hindutva’ and ‘Jihad’. Please note I’m not comparing the two but only the abuse of these words and their lost essence. Just as it is difficult to accept the original meaning of Jihad (especially for the Western world), some sections of the Indian population have a great aversion to Hindutva without even realising its true significance and I doubt if they will ever accept it as it is without attaching their own meaning to it.

Association with RSS and Sangh Parivar – Let’s get this straight. The BJP is nothing but the political arm of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS). If it wasn’t for the RSS, there would be no BJP. Now these organizations are always in the news for all the wrong reasons. Any attack on places of worship of minorities is attributed mostly to the Sangh Parivar. That leads us to wonder, is it what they do? And many people presumably admit that they have nothing else to do except attacking minority places of worship. Truth cannot be farther away from that because the Sangh Parivar does a host of humanitarian activities^[1a] they can brag about. Unfortunately, they don’t brag it and consequently all that goes unnoticed. The RSS is credited with helping relief works as back as 1962, during the Indo-China war for which the then Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru invited a contingent of the RSS to take part in the Republic Day parade of 1963. RSS also played a crucial role in the accession of Portuguese ruled areas like Daman & Diu, Dadra & Nagar Haveli^[1b] in to the Indian union. Any calamity and you can bet RSS will be one the first organisations in helping with relief works. So the question of what job they do is answered but I still can’t figure why the attacks on temples in Mysore (April 2009), Ahmedabad (August 2008) and more recently the attack on Ganesha pandal in Miraj town (September 2009) and many such incidents isn’t reported by the mainstream media. May be it can’t create that sensation that the media loves to create. Fortunately, it can’t control the Internet and a little Googling will get you all the information you want. I don’t support attacks on places of worship but am just contemplating on how biased the media is. I think I’ve found the missing link. A Google search on “who owns the India media” will give you a considerable number of results and if the information is true, then the bias of media is self-explanatory. You don’t need to be rational but common sense would do.

Babri Masjid demolition – Do we need any other reason for branding the Sangh Parivar (including BJP) as communal? They demolished the mosque on the pretext of assuming that a temple dedicated to Ram stood there. Sounds like a pretty good reason but there was no ‘assumption’ – there was ‘evidence’ – not just one but several from reports of the Archaeological Survey of India as recent as 2001 to as old as a book written in the early 19^th century by none other than the Grand Daughter of Aurangazeb. A more detailed account can be found in the book Hindustan Islami Ahad Mein(India under Islamic Rule) by Maulana Abdul Hai, a renowned Islam scholar and Historian. But that doesn’t grant the Sangh Parivar any authority to demolish the mosque and it was a political motive by which only BJP was benefitted. Absolutely yes. But on close examination one would know that the BJP wasn’t the only party to politicize this sensitive issue. Almost all political parties pounced on this to declare themselves as secular. You can be sure that vote-gathering in the name of Babri Masjid demolition is still prevalent. The Samajwadhi Party and Bahujan Samajwadhi Party have left no stone unturned in raking up this issue. When Laloo Prasad Yadav arrested Advani in 1990 in Bihar, he not only won the hearts of the Muslims of his state but also formed the famous MY factor (Muslim-Yadav votebank) which helped him till the last assembly elections. Looks like the Congress is the only one to be deserted. Well on short term, yes it was because the Congress was ruling at the centre during the demolition and it could have averted that. The failure of Congress in doing so angered Muslims in UP who switched loyalties to the SP. In the long term however, the Congress made sure that this issue could be used to uphold its secular credentials and it did help them a lot in every election campaign. The recently tabled Sachar committee report tells of various shortcomings of the government and the plight of Muslims remaining backward for 60 years and the Congress party is busy bragging about its so-called secular credentials. You may find this advertisement interesting.

The advertisement asks Muslims if they will vote for the party of Kashi Ram (the late BSP supremo), who had allegedly advocated building a toilet at the Babri site. The advertisement was printed in a handful of Urdu newspapers apparently by the SP. Doing this and the SP still remains secular, while the BJP is branded communal.

Oh I forgot to tell you. The SP is now demanding that Babri Masjid be reconstructed at the disputed site^[2] – Yup they can do that. They are secular, remember? And no you can’t demand a temple to be constructed there because that’s communal.

Maybe Mr. Mulayam Singh forgot that many people want communal harmony there and so that’s why some Muslim Imams have advocated building a Ram temple^[2a]. That explains why many Muslim groups ‘slammed’^[3] Mulayam’s proposal to build a mosque.

The bottom line is that you can demand a mosque and be secular but if you demand a temple (even if some people feel it will promote communal harmony) then you cannot be secular. Isn’t that hypocrisy?

Gujarat riots – I strongly condemn any act of violence. One cannot deny the fact that Gujarat riots were indeed one of the darkest events in Indian history. Talking of history, as far as I can remember the Gujarat violence started when four coaches of the Sabarmati express was burnt and one of the coaches which was completely burnt was occupied by Kar Sevaks. The burning triggered the violence and everyone knows what happened after that. The issue is sentimental and sentiment gives the media a free hand to sensationalize and that’s exactly what they did. On the day the Godhra incident happened, there were reports of violence in that town. The English news channels were so focused on covering the violence and weaving stories out of it that it trivialized the shoot-on-sight orders handed out by the higher authorities.^[4]

The Gujarat riots were always reported to be one-sided. The victims were Muslims and attackers were Hindus and as many as 2000 Muslims alone were killed in the state-sponsored violence which saw the whole of Gujarat burning down. These were all reports worked up by the English media during the time of riots. If the Gujarat riots were really one-sided, then the allegations of the media were also one-sided as even today one cannot find the mention of the Godhra incident but only of the Gujarat riots. All this had come down to things being separated into black and white as discussing Godhra incident is communal but the riots, that’s secular discussion. There were graphic reports that displayed pictures of violence in local Gujarati newspapers that fanned the flames of violence. People need to exercise caution in separating fact from fiction and not give in to emotions and sentiments in the wake of such violence.

Saurashtra and Kutch account for one-third of Gujarat and there were no reports of violence from those areas. We cannot claim the violence was one-sided throughout the riots because the areas such as Naroda Patiya, Gulmarg Society, Naroda Gram, Sadarpar were Hindu dominated while Himmatnagar, Danilimda, and Sindhi Market were minority dominated. These are not allegations but only excerpts from the news article published by India Today in 2002^{[5] [6]}

The Gujarat police force faced the wrath of the public and more accusations came from the media which alleged that the police were giving a free hand to the attackers. On the contrary, the police did their job, though their effectiveness may be disputed. The same contention can be turned on the media because when the Godhra incident happened, the police were put on red alert and as many as 70,000 policemen were deployed across the state.^[7] There was deployment of rapid action force, the CRPF on February 27^th itself^[8] and shoot on sight orders issued, curfew imposed in as many as 26 cities and of course the army was called in on February 28^th itself.^[9]

All that said, the official death toll tabled by the UPA government was not 2000 Muslims alone but 790 Muslims and 254 Hindus which doesn’t include the Godhra incident but only the Gujarat riots.^[10] One has to accept the fact that the unofficial death toll will certainly be higher but terming the incident as a genocide and premeditated action against minorities is a over generalization statement derived from reductionism and not from deductions.

Post violence, the BJP won the Gujarat elections but was accused of using of this sensitive issue as a poll plank, reinforcing its communal tag. In the 2005 assembly elections in Bihar, Jharkhand and Haryana, RJD chief Laloo Prasad Yadav declared that the Godhra report (interim report of Banerjee commission) would form part of his party’s election plank.^[11][12] In case you’ve forgotten, the RJD is a ‘secular’ party and discussion of such sensitive issues doesn’t make them ‘communal’. Isn’t that double standard? Looks like that doesn’t have any significance, when secularism is self proclaimed.

Varun Gandhi episode – This was the most hyped, reported, debated and sensationalized news in 2009, second only to the Swine flu outbreak in India. I can still remember the debates in NDTV and CNN-IBN and other TV news channels playing the role of prosecutors rather than journalists. Anyway on March 6^th 2009, at a meeting in Dalchand, the BJP candidate from Pilhibit was alleged to have made a speech containing hate verses against the minority community. The Election Commission was quick to serve him a notice. The UP government on its part slapped the National Security Act (NSA) under which a person can be put behind bars up to 1 year, if he is deemed a threat to the nation’s security. Varun alleged that the CD was doctored but some excerpts from his speech has hatred and communal content.

“If any person lifts a hand against Hindus, or thinks they are weak, there is nobody behind them, then I swear on the Bhagavad Gita that I will cut off that hand”

Wasn’t this enough for the media? Well another excerpt from a speech made by D. Srinivas, the President of Andhra Pradesh Congress Committee.

“I’ll sever hands of those who point a finger at the hands of the minorities”^[13]

Do you find any hate in his words? I don’t. The congress is secular, remember?

Srinivas claimed he was a “true secularist” and that his speech was meant to discourage communal disharmony, not to instigate communal violence. Congress spoke person Manish Tiwari said -

“Congress stands to safeguarding secularism. If he has used such words, I would say it’s a wrong choice of words” ^[13].

Wrong choice of words?

To be fair, the election commission did issue a notice to Srinivas and the media reported it, but it wasn’t debated or sensationalized nor did the media play the role of prosecutors in this case.

Then what about this statement by Imraan Kidwai, chairman of the All India Congress Community (Minority Cell), when he said that if he had the power, “[he] would issue a fatwa asking Muslims to abstain from joining the BJP”.^[14][15] He didn’t stop there and went on to add that Muslims shouldn’t vote for the BJP for it would amount to ‘kufr’ (infidelity/blasphemy) for which he was issued a notice by the Election Commission.^[15a]

Does the wrong choice of words statement appeal here also? Wait a minute; I forgot that the Congress was secular. Problem solved. I don’t find any communal statement here, do you?

Talk about secularism, you can’t forget to mention the communists. But the CPI (M) have an alliance with the party floated by Abdul Nasser Madani, one of the accused in the 1998 Coimbatore serial blasts which killed 60 people^[16][17]. He was however acquitted, publicly denied all types of fundamentalist activities, and proclaimed himself to be secular.^[18] Yeah you read that right, he proclaimed himself a secular, so what’s wrong if the CPI (M) forge an alliance with him? They are secular too, right!

Reality check – The secular credentials of Congress

1984 Anti Sikh riots – First things first, this was not a riot at all because riots happen (mostly) between two groups. This was a pogrom directed against the Sikh community as a revenge for the assassination of Indira Gandhi by her own body guards. The official death toll in and around Delhi alone was 2733.^[19] There were as many as ten investigative commissions, the recent being the Nanavati commission in 2005 that inquired into the incident but many of the prime accused were either acquitted or not even charge-sheeted. Worse, some of the accused went on to become MPs and even ministers, who were from the Congress party. As with any riots, it is normal for leaders to condemn the incidents. But the late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was a little different when he said -

“Some riots took place in the country following the murder of Indiraji. We know the people were very angry and for a few days it seemed that India had been shaken. But, when a mighty tree falls, it is only natural that the earth around it does shake a little.”^[20]

It may be natural if a calamity struck but a planned act of vengeance isn’t natural.

Uniform civil code – Article 44 of our constitution states “the state shall endeavour to secure the citizen a uniform civil code throughout the territory of India”. But we are not governed by uniform civil code but by personal laws which are in place since the British Raj. The personal laws differ for people of different faith for the same matter of concern. The people who wrote the constitution had a vision of a united India and were of the opinion that a uniform civil code would pave way for unity. The ‘secular’ parties claim that the UCC will deprive the religious freedom of minorities. This is another shallow argument because implementation of the UCC requires some changes in the personal laws of both the majority and the minority communities. There will be always opposition from the conservative sections whenever a change in their personal law is enforced. When the Hindu personal law underwent some changes, the conservative sections did oppose it. However the change was for the better. The reason for opposition of the UCC by the conservationist section of the All India Muslim Board is fear that their religious freedom will be deprived. However the people from the Muslim board fail to recognize that their strong opposition to any changes in the Muslim personal law is being used against them. They consider it as a defeat when they pave way for changes while sections of people who demand UCC consider it as their own victory when UCC is implemented. This has given rise to a deadlock situation. The self proclaimed secularists make maximum use of this dead lock and have caused further divide among people in the name of religion. That doesn’t end there – the secularists used this as a weapon for dividing the almost non-existent communal-secular divide as parties which support Uniform civil code are communal (no wonder BJP is communal) while the ones who oppose it are secular. A law of land laid down for uniting people is being used to feed the communal-secular divide. WTF!?

The implementation of UCC is still difficult because Article 44 is one of the directive principles, meaning they cannot be enforced by the court but by the State as one of the fundamental laws for the governance of the country. Even the apex court can only express regret at the state for not implementing the UCC. Given the various problems at hand, the implementation of UCC is difficult but not impossible. First of all, a change in approach is needed as the implementation of UCC is not a question of victory of the majority over the minority but the triumph of the constitution in bringing people together. Change of approach is to be backed with awareness and agreement between people of different faiths after dialogues.

Implementation of UCC was present in the manifesto of BJP. We all know what a manifesto is for. On a serious note, even if BJP had won the 2009 general election, it couldn’t have implemented UCC just like that because the Janata Dal United (JDU), one of the key partners in the NDA, had strongly asserted that their party won’t allow BJP to make radical changes like this one.^[21]

The Congress party has said that a uniform civil code will not be implemented^[22] even though the supreme court on numerous occasions has expressed its favour for implementing it.^[23]

The ground reality is that there are sections of people and parties who oppose UCC plainly because of two reasons:

• The BJP being communal (in their own definition) is pushing for UCC,so that’s communal too.
• UCC is communal not because of the changes it demands in personal laws but because the BJP demands it.

Sounds stupid, right? But that’s the truth. If implementation of UCC is to materialize then people need to stop buying these stupid reasons and arguments.

The infamous Shah Bano case – This was one of the most controversial lawsuits in our country and it also paved way for the then Congress government headed by Rajiv Gandhi to pass the Muslim Women (Protection of Rights on Divorce) Act, 1986. What happened was that, Shah Bano ^[24] a 62-year old woman was divorced by her husband by ‘talaaq’, meaning a man can divorce his wife by saying the word ‘talaaq’ (divorce) in front of two witnesses (neither of the two need to be the concerned wife). Unable to support herself and her two children, she approached the court and after seven years the Supreme Court invoked section 125 of code of criminal procedure and directed the husband to pay alimony. But this was against the Muslim personal law and the conservationist Muslims opposed it while feminist groups welcomed the judgement. At a time like this the then Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi nullified the Supreme Court judgement and passed the Muslim Women (Protection of Rights on Divorce) Act which empowered the magistrate to order the women’s close relatives to pay for her support or the state waqf board in the absence of close relatives thereby relieving her husband to pay the alimony only for the period of iddat^[25] and not forever. The act does sound fair though it seems like Rajiv Gandhi bends slightly in the side of orthodox Muslims but you cannot call that as appeasement because he cited this gesture as an act of secularism. Yeah secularism is a broad framework, it can encompass appeasement of conservative sections of minorities but the appeasement of conservative sections of a majority community is communalism. The secular framework is so broad but still it has no room for appeasement of the people belonging to conservative sections of majority community. But why? Ask the self proclaimed seculars, they will come up with another ridiculous reason.

Article 370 – This section needs a little help from history. I promise I’ll keep it short. What is India today was a collection of princely states and it was Sardar Vallabhai Patel who integrated these princely states with the then British India and cemented the foundations of modern India. At that time, Kashmir was ruled by Maharaja Hari Singh and chose to remain independent. But in 1947, Pakistan tried to annex Kashmir by force which prompted the Maharaja to hurriedly accede Kashmir to India^[26] and in the process, gave the political authority to Sheikh Abdullah (founder of National Conference, Kashmir’s biggest political party). India came to the rescue of Kashmir and waged a war against Pakistan and ultimately a ceasefire was signed in 1949. Kashmir was to accept the constitution of India and as a method of fastening, the Integration Article 370 was passed in 1950 as a temporary part of transition. Even our first Prime Minister, Jawaharlal Nehru had commented that Article 370 will gradually erode and as Kashmir was only a temporary settlement as Kashmir but as time progresses, the integration would be complete. The purpose of Article 370 was to help in smoothing the integration. So what does the article say anyway? Well it summarizes the following.

• Firstly, Jammu & Kashmir state is one of the states of India.
• Secondly, none of the provisions of the Constitution of India including fundamental rights shall apply to the state unless assented to by the constituent Assembly of the state to be formed.
• Thirdly, no law passed by the Parliament even in respect of matters with reference to which only the Parliament can pass laws under the constitution, shall apply to Kashmir unless assented to by the government of the state.
• Fourthly, The President may by order specify that the provisions of Article 370 may cease to apply to the state of J&K but no such order shall be issued without the approval of the constituent assembly of the State.

The implications of Article 370 are very varied. The simplest being the government of India cannot enforce any law in Jammu & Kashmir without the approval of the state government. The union government can have its say only in matters related to defence, external affairs and telecommunications. Heck you cannot hoist the national flag alone in any part of Kashmir without hoisting the state flag. Well that doesn’t seem to bother us. Another implication of the Article 370 is that the people of Kashmir have dual citizenship, one as an Indian citizen and another of that of Kashmir. The property laws of Kashmir prohibit any citizen outside the state to own any land or property in Kashmir. Let’s face it, we are not affected by Article 370 by any means. But the original inhabitants of the Kashmir valley, the Kashmiri pandits were forced to leave their land owing to terrorism and are living as refugees in their own land. Now the act of driving out the Kashmiri Pandits was labelled ‘ethnic cleansing’. Now that brings us to another question – Why are the Kashmiri pandits, comprising mainly of Hindus, are specifically targeted by terrorists. I’m not saying that residents of Kashmir are not affected by terrorists. There are even reports of armed personnel targeting villagers of Kashmir. But my argument is to how can the atrocities against Kashmir pundits be called ethnic cleansing, while other such incidents are termed as riots and pogrom? Ethnic cleansing is euphemism; the real term should be Anti-Kashmir pundits riot or Kashmir pundits massacre. That said, the real reason is that Article 370 is a hurdle preventing the return of Kashmiri pundits to their homeland. The whole point of talking about Article 370 is that the debate over strengthening and abolishing it has been watered down to include the communal-secular divide with the parties lining up against the abolition as secular and the other side as communal. Can you believe it? Article 370 is a sensitive issue and any changes regarding abolition and maintaining it is to be handled carefully and not used as an instrument for debating the secular and communal traits of parties.

I leave the conclusion part to you. But still I would like to say a few words. The plain fact is that the secular-communal divide that you hear almost always in the media, newspapers and of course form self-proclaimed seculars are more of a myth than reality. There is no absolute division as such but an invisible bridge that is reinforced by fallacies and allegations that contain little truth. Every party is secular in their own definitions and creating further divisions by condemning the BJP as the communal by other ‘secular’ parties is unfortunate. I reckon it isn’t enough for people like Edvige Antonia Albina Maino,Raul and Bianca just to change their names to Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi to proclaim their secular credentials. And adding Gandhi to their surnames wouldn’t make them or their party any more secular. So is the case with BJP – just because their ideology is based on Hindutva, it doesn’t make them communal as such. True secularism just doesn’t exist in Indian politics and its time people realize that the communal-secular divide is not so ‘great’ after all.

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[1]-The Afghan, Frederick Forsyth, Page 22.
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Occupant E has joined the traffic on my side of the corridor and throws me a smile before she continues to scream into her phone “naa dhaa appave sonnenla” (“I told you that already”). More occupants and many more ringtones blaring out to them. This is an every night routine. It’s clear proof that the world is small and connected. Very well. Its fun watching these people. They walk, strut, run, jog and even jump over piles of footwear along the corridor, so intent on their conversations, avoiding banging into people by sheer instinct! I said its fun observing because these people are diverse – in language, slang, emotions and magnanimity with words.

Proceeding along the corridor, I can gauge the gist of the talk just by looking at the faces – an open smile: “1 more week mom, I’ll be home!”. A sly smile – “Hah! I found out about your BF!”. Blushes – “Heyyyy! Am I that beautiful?”. Contorted sad face – “Why should you end it? Give me one reason!” (Poor thing.. Lost love). Furious – “That git! And they call him a lecturer!”. There are many more I could make a dictionary of. You’ll find these people everywhere when it is phone time – leaning on the door, ferreting in the corridor, exercising in their rooms, staring out the window, in a silent spot of the darkest corner of the staircase (Shhh.. Romancing.. DND), sitting on the stairs (sometimes like a Golu display, one on each stair) and I know of one who even sat on top of a Western loo closet sick of not getting privacy!

These souls talk to a variety of people – mom, dad, brother, sister, cousin, friend, fiancé, ex-s, lover, customer care(!), talk about an enormous range of topics (my one page vow stops me from listing out) and in a wide range of languages! Sound waves move from “Solluda” to “Yep.. That’s right” to “Nyan paranyittillo ahdi” to “pichakara dog e” (kids don’t read this – unclassified vernacular ) to “@##$%^$%$#!#^$^%I&^*&” (Er.. That was high speed Telugu and Kannada. I lack decrypting grey cells! ) to “Acha, baadh meh baath kartha hoon” (“Talk to you later”. Wont hang up in less than a solid hour after this!).

The decibel level would start with a beep and a ring, proceed to a babble of voices, to an unintelligible chaos, to perfect ‘all hell breaks loose’ and go down in steps as one by one they disconnect, stop talking, stop walking (and running and jumping and exercising) and retire to their rooms; content with sharing what they wanted to. After all that’s what sets us humans apart as social animals, isn’t it? We talk. We love to! Oh and by the way, those isolated occupants in the dark corners.. Shhh, still talking! I’m done writing. Got to study and then “Yeh ishq hai.. Baite bitaae” Oh! That’s my mobile ringing…excuse me. “Hello! Ya ya.. Tell me..”

Photo courtesy: =thundermistress. Thanks!

I wonder if it’s some kind of electrostatic attraction between my pen and my brain because when am in the groove it goes at top speed like a seismograph sensing a powerful earthquake! I don’t write articles everyday in spite of having a lot of things to write about (that explains why my diary is swollen to 10 times its size with just hints I jot down daily!!) but when I do feel a work coming on it’s a few minutes of rapid and serious writing and bingo – I’ve exhausted a bunch of papers! I’ve always felt my mind and heart working as one when I write. Like they seem to know what exactly wants to be put into words. That’s hard to control. I’m a person who gives heart and soul to anything I do and writing definitely tops my list.

People who have read my works tell me they are good but my mom always points out with a sigh that they are obviously too lengthy to be read by anyone without forcing them into it! Pras would agree vehemently.. Every time I mail him an article he has a lot of tweaking to do with the font size and the layout to make sure it doesn’t run off the page! My own blog suffers the same plight.

I love expressing myself and thanks to that they always turn out to be magnanimous. That’s my style of writing – replete with sarcasm, humour, confusion, anger and what not. I reasoned with myself that all those things needed pages to explain (couldn’t convince  myself to write short) but then I found one guy who did exactly that and still kept his articles to half a page! Sudhish Kamat and his movie reviews in The Hindu! Each one is a treat for anyone with good humour! That’s when I started thinking if someone else could do it, I could do it too! And I started reading blogs belonging to my friends. It turned out that ‘someone’ was ‘everyone’ apart from me! It was around that time our own Pras woke up from his intellectual slumber and started filling IK with his creative write-ups (sick of running behind us – the others who promised to contribute!). They were brilliant! Short and sweet, they were a perfect expression of emotions spot on. I realized that was the secret. To write, write and write.. Whenever you feel like it. That way what you want to say comes out at the right time and you don’t have to wait for it to accumulate sufficiently and end up writing XL-sized articles! One tiny reflection at a time brings about the same reaction and increases your article database too. Pras, now I know your secret har har! So that’s it. I’ve decided to try and write concise stuff. This should be a start!

This doesn’t mean the lengthy ones won’t happen but I’ll reserve them for once-in-a-while. Wish me luck guys!

P.S: This one didn’t go over a page! Yay me!

It brought back a sense of nostalgia, something I’ve been yearning for ever since I finished college five months ago. Countless lab hours had passed away like minutes as we furiously punched away at their keys. Calculators, as unsuspecting as they look, were often vehicles for.. uh.. confidential information. I hate to break the secrecy, but I’ll give you a clue – the information was connected to exam answers And almost everyone had to borrow a calculator from either hostel students or juniors for a semester exam. And it was another irreplaceable tool for passing time. We used to find out words that can be typed in them. Try pressing the Alpha key + A to type in A. Then press the sin key. Voila, you have the name of the girl who stole the hearts of the Hindi-speaking people in Aamir Khan’s Ghajini. Oh, the glory days!

And everyone held on to their calculators as dear life – every guy I knew lost his and was only using one that was either a friend’s or “borrowed for an infinite period of time”. I lost mine in the first week of college in my Chemistry lab, and never got around to reunite with it. But I braced myself and infinitely borrowed a senior’s calculator – skillfully erasing all traces of his ownership and replacing them with my own graffiti. Oh yes, marking one’s calculator with his or her name was an important rite of passage for every engineering student. Most prefer a permanent marker, but my dad knew better – he taught me to engrave mine with a compass. And I never lost it! Thank you Dad.

Sometimes I used to think of returning the calculator to him. But it’s not been with him for so many years that it might almost be happier with me. He probably infinitely borrowed someone else’s calculator anyway! And having graduated from college, it has faded into obscurity now. When will I get to slide open the cover and turn its precise circuitry on once again? Not anytime sooner. But I will, like all engineering students, always remember how much of a good companion it was – its charismatic presence throughout my four years in college,  its unfailing accuracy and it’s never-say-die attitude. Remember, I have a solar!

Wait.. Why get rid of it? Most new phones are also added as portable devices (both Winamp and WMP 12 detect my 5610 as a portable music player!) and can display files on both phone memory and your memory card. So why keep an extra icon hanging around, like in the screenshot below? Simply unregistering a DLL will do the trick. Open up Command Prompt by typing in cmd in Start->Run. At the prompt, type the following commands.

cd\
cd progra~1
cd nokia
cd nokiap~1
regsvr32 /u phonebrowser.dll

To restore the Phone Browser, just substitute the last line with the following command.

regsvr32 phonebrowser.dll

regsvr32 is responsible for registering DLL files on your Windows machine. The /u switch uninstalls a DLL reference. Once you are done, you should get a message as shown in the second screenshot.

To make it even more ridiculously simple, I’ve just added batch scripts to remove and restore the phone browser icon. All you have to do it double-click the first file to remove it, and the second to restore it, should you change your mind.

       Download remove-nokia.bat
       Download restore-nokia.bat