First of all I must confess that I do not use Adwords, and am terrified at the prospects of loosing my shirt with it. However; I have read about many who have done well and even written how to books on the subject. My problem is that running an Adwords campaign takes certain fortitude, and considerable amount of time to do it right. Since my business model does not incorporate paid for traffic tactics like PPC or PPV Adwords has been a stategy I have avoided.

Carrie Hill says “…Reality and actuality sometimes don’t start off in the same place, or even the same hemisphere. When we talk about Google AdWords, clients sometimes expect a few hours of education on how the setup of a campaign works, and then they’re off and running – generating thousands of dollars with minimal involvement.

That’s their expectation. The reality is AdWords for even a moderate budget could really be a full-time, 40-hour-per-week job. There are many intricacies in an AdWords account, and it’s becoming more complicated by the day. Analytics plays a vital role in deciding how to spend your money effectively.”

I can not imagine myself glued to the keyboard and monitor screen for 40-hour. Heck I left a 60 hour per week engineering career! So you know that the last thing I want to do is repeat the past. However; there seems to be a few tricks of the trade one should learn if you are going to use Adwords.

In her article Carrie shows you how to find the most profitable positions, and how to create automated rules in AdWords to ensure your keywords show ads in the most desirable places on the search results pages.

She talks about using certain analytic, and how to manage your CPC in order to get the maximum return on your investment. So go over to Search Engine Land and read Carrie Hills article. I think you will learn a lot from it.

Source: Seach Engine Land

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Both the Panda and Penguin code updates have impacted not only those sites which these codes where created to impact,but many a good site which had been previously categorized as authority sites have been negatively impacted as well.

Much as been written regarding these codes, and many more bloggers have reported that using Google Webmaster Tools such as Google Analytic give the big “G” an unfair advantage, and with such “inside” info they are destroying many sites.

I cannot verify this information because I have GA running in several of my sites; some of them are sites created during my first years as an internet marketer, and others reflect my growth and understanding as a blogger. It is fair to say that the earlier sites where not so good, and did not reflect the type of sites which mayor Search Engines are proud to index and rank. Therefore they have not done well with either Panda or Penguin.

The sites which have done very well, are those sites which have Original Content

However; I must clarify that when I refer to Original Content I’m referring to content I personally created, and content I have borrowed from others. I’ve learned that so long as I keep it around 60/40 or 70/30 I tend to do well in the rankings. Obviously I’m referring to 60 and or 70 percent original content with the rest being 40 or 30 percent borrowed content.

One important point to make is that you must always credit the source of your borrowed content. This is significant. I even go a step further, I go to the site where I borrowed the content from, and leave a comment indicating I’ve borrowed a portion of their article, and have given them credit for it. This has in returned helped get my comment approved, and I’ve earn a back link from it as well as traffic from an authority site.

Then End Of Link Farms

Last week Alex Wares (managing director at search marketing agency Mediarun) wrote:

“…‘Penguin’ has come into force, looking to eradicate websites that break search best practice rules. However, Google has been forced to admit teething problems with the update after it received complaints from legitimate companies that had been removed from search rankings as a result of the changes.

In spite of the negativity, the original aim of Penguin to clean up the web space is a positive move for the SEO industry.

The Penguin algorithm launched on 24 April, and is an update focused squarely on reducing ‘black hat webspam’…”

Source: Penguin out to floor website malpractice

The objective of the Penguin Google code is to de-value or if you will de-index sites created purely with the purpose of manipulating  Google to give itself a high search ranking and make itself more prominent. Other wise referred to as content-farms, these sites contain little if no value added content which is often time computer generated content or “spun content” which if read by a human would make little if no sense at all.

The objective of the content-farms was never to provide value content to the reader, but to give its subscriber, as universe of Page Ranked 1 – 3 blog sites from which a backlink pointing to the subscriber’s “money-site” would be found by the Google Bots. The idea being that if the Google Bots found such a link from a supposedly reputable site, then the target site should be reputable as well.

Well, the cuddly Penguin has put several of these content-farms out of business. Many of them where charging over $100/month for this service, and now they are worthless.

The moral of this story is “garbage in, garbage out.”

Do your own work, and give your readers info they can use and find beneficial. This is the only way to keep your readers returning over and over again.

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If you are an Internet Marketer and you’re struggling to get enough work done then this article is for you. You are about to discover the perfect plan for an Internet Marketer. This is all about how to spend your day while working on Internet Marketing. Follow this advice and you’ll be more productive each and everyday with your online business. This will lead you to greater levels of success.

The perfect plan for an Internet Marketer has to begin with a detailed plan. You should have your day planned out at least a day in advance. Make sure you include when you will work and exactly what you will be doing at all times. You should plan to work a solid day and then you should also plan when you will get to step away from your work and simply relax.

The perfect plan for an Internet Marketer has to begin with you waking up and drinking a full glass of water. Everyone wakes-up at least slightly dehydrated. So, drink a glass of water first thing. Then make sure you also eat a good breakfast. This will give you energy for the day.

How to spend your day is completely up to you. You can work whatever hours works best for you. Just make sure you carefully plan out the hours while you’re working. You don’t want to leave any room to get distracted. Of course, you need breaks while you’re working and you should plan those breaks too. But don’t leave any hour open because that will lead to you getting distracted and not being productive enough.

If you start to feel tired while you’re working then take a few minutes and grab a glass of water and take a little walk. Then go back to your work and get right back to what you were doing.

De-Stress Your Day By Enjoying A Long, Hot Bath

Stress is something that we all deal with but rarely talk about. Stress is not just a mental state. Sooner or later, stress can have some pretty serious physical ramifications, as well. Learning to cope with stress is important for all of us. Here are a few ways to deal with the stress that you might be experiencing.

Money

Minimize stress in your life by learning to say “no” to demands of your time, money, or attention. By reducing your obligations to just your responsibilities, you will avoid doing more than you can reasonably accomplish. Remember that you do not have to do everything that you are asked to do!

A great tip that can help you fight stress is to make sure you’re not spending more money than you have. There’s nothing more stressful than being in debt and having to repay a lot of money. Being responsible with your money will help you keep your stress in check. Start today at keeping careful track of where your money is going – you could be surprised when you see how much of it is really just wasted.

Debt

A great tip that can help you fight stress is to make sure you’re not spending more money than you have. There’s nothing more stressful than being in debt and having to repay a lot of money. Being responsible with your money will help you keep your stress in check. Start today at keeping careful track of where your money is going – you could be surprised when you see how much of it is really just wasted.

Goals

In order to deal with stress, it is important to make sure that you organize all of your goals on paper. This is important because you then can see where you are at and what you hope to attain, thus giving yourself a sense of power over your own purpose in life.

Making plans causes someone to be more organized and also provides a rather calm perspective because it means you have something definite to look forward to. It is important to make plans, as plans have everything to do with goals and things that you need to understand with surety as well as imagination.

Stress is a universal problem in society. What people must do is to learn effective coping mechanisms and ways to deal with stress so that stress doesn’t take over their lives and ruin both their mental and physical health. Use these tips as a way of stopping stress in its tracks, so that you can feel better.

That’s the perfect plan for an Internet Marketer. You need to carefully plan how to spend your day. Make sure you plan out each and every hour that you’ll be working. Be as specific as possible with what you need to do. Make sure you give yourself time away from your work. Include a start and an end time in your plan. Following these tips for how to plan your day will help lead you to success with your Internet Marketing business.

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Be sure to utilize welcome emails in your email marketing campaign. Welcome emails have the highest open rates, which means getting customers to open and read them. You capture your customer’s attention when they are most interested, right after they sign up, so use your welcome email to thank them for subscribing, give them some important information and start to form a relationship with them.

Have a professional-looking design to your email. Choose a color scheme that is appealing without being overwhelming or difficult to read. Keep your design professional, even if you are seeking an informal relationship with your customer base. People are less likely to trust you with their business (and money) if you do not appear to take your business seriously.

In order to banish all concerns about spam and ensure that no one on your subscriber list is there by mistake, consider employing a double opt-in strategy. Your first message should require some sort of additional action, like replying or clicking on a link, to make certain that the reader wants to receive further emails.

Let customers know how to add your email address to their “safe sender list”. Many people do not know how to prevent certain emails from being sent to their spam folder. Inform them of how to prevent this from happening and encourage them to add you to their address book.

Have an exit strategy for customers that stop responding to your mailings. If a customer is no longer interested in the products you have to sell, they’re going to be irritated and even angered by continued contact. Determine a number of messages or a length of time that you’ll keep sending messages, then if the customer doesn’t respond, remove them from your mailing list.

When following up with clients, you might want to consider sending a follow-up email to them that provides a rebate offer. Try attaching a comment onto your email that tells them to call right now. The end of this email can claim to take a position on this offer immediately.

If you must have a sense of urgency in your email, don’t pester your recipients with too many blasts about it. You don’t need to send an email warning that there’s a sale in 24 hours, then another after 12 hours, etc. This can make your messages look like spam.

You can target a very large group of potential customers by making your email campaigns accessible to mobile devices. So many people these days use mobile devices to check their email, you can make your emails attractive and engaging by using small images, and using small, to-the-point messages. Be sure to put your logo at the top of your email.

When acquiring e-mail addresses through your website for marketing purposes, make certain that your sign-up form is brief. In general, you can limit the information required to sign up to only a name and an e-mail address. Names are useful for personalizing your e-mails. However, if you feel that even the name might be too much, it is perfectly fine to limit your sign-up form to just an e-mail address.

If you’re creating your very first campaign or just tweaking those which you’re already running, use the strategies listed here to make it effective and successful. Using the expertise of others is a great way to better your own skills, learn new techniques and reach success you never thought possible, so get to work today!

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In truth, visitors don’t care about your website and what you now say in your web site. All they care about is what your website can perform for them. And customarily, guests wish to find information from a website, additionally want to acquire something they necessitate, and additionally they desire to be entertained. If the site is none of the above, you then can expect your competitor website to be creaming with the money, traffic, and loyalty.

What does this reveal about how you should design website pages? Your comprehensible focus has to be for the experience you are going to give to your guests. Do you have content that makes sense to them? Is your navigation effortless and prompt enough? Do you think you’re even certain your internet site loads on both Mozilla or Internet Explorer browsers? One can lose visitors immediately if you do not guarantee that they could reach your website. It is very easy for site visitors to leave your web site and change to your competitor’s site.

One online hotel booking engine attempted to provide clients an outstanding experience by tying up their hotel products to charity. Cause marketing and Public Relations is often rather effective, but you can easily lose your magic using a bad design. Being too cluttered dissolves the fundamental attribute of this advertising approach and can dilute the possibility for a positive, moving experience among the latent market.

You also have to take into consideration the Search Engines. Take the big “G” for example, and one of their recent changes. Google will take a look at your site, and if the portion of your site which is above the fold is jammed packed with adverts you are not going to impress them, and your site will not get favorably ranked, if at all.

Therefore you most take into consideration many factors when designing your site. But the most important factor of all is how easy can your reader find the content they came looking for.

I have learned that the use of “Categories” helps your user know what they are about to read. Take this following site as a way of example:

http://hometheatersystemssolutions.com/wireless-speaker-for-home-theater/

I really liked what Kelly (webmaster) did. She is using a theme named Thesis. And by the looks of it, it seems to be a very flexible theme. As you can see, she has added graphics and a description to the category which tell the reader what they can find in this section. This is a perfect example of how to properly use Categories. However; not all themes give you this flexibility. But I know Thesis does, because I happen to own a licensed copy, and use it throughout my sites.

So do not forget, that you have two clients; your principal client is Google. You must make certain you are giving Google what it needs in order for Google to give it’s clients what they are looking for.

So what Does Google need. Well, the big “G” needs content. But not just any content. Make sure that your content answer a question. If a person is surfing for something; what would they like to know about that “something? Get in the mind of your reader. Provide as much detailed content regarding the topic they are searching for, and Google will reward you handsomely.

Then use a website framework that is totally flexible, and easy to use. The most flexible WordPress theme I know off is Thesis. There are tons of videos from really knowledgeable webmaster covering just about anything you want the theme to do for you.

I’m not an affiliate of Thesis, so this is not the reason I’m recommending the theme. I just feel it is a great WordPress Theme Frame Work which rock!

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And why is Semantic Search Technology important for you and me to know?

Simply because Google is adopting this and reconfiguring their Google Bot to take advantage of this technology. Put simply, this means that whenever users enter a certain type of query, Google will try to supply a single answer, rather than just spit out thousands of blue web links.

The “GoogleBot” algorithm that scans sites to determine their search ranking will penalize heavily optimized sites, says Google’s Matt Cutts. The company wants to give more weight to useful, relevant content and to downplay sites that boost their ranking by exchanging too many links or having lists of keywords on their pages.

If you are a smart blogger, and if you are reading this you are, you already know that I have written much about the need to incorporate LSI or Latent Semantic Indexing Keywords into your articles. Those so called “Gurus” which say you must have your primary keyword inserted x% of times into your article should and must rethink their strategy.

I for one have subscribed to the following rules regarding the use of your primary keyword:

1. Insert your Primary keyword in your article heading. That is the H1 tag

2. Insert your Primary keyword in the first sentence of your first paragraph.

3. Insert your Primary keyword in a subtitle with an H2 tag

4. Insert your keyword in the last sentence of your last paragraph.

5. Insert your Primary keyword in the “Alt” tag of your article image.

Regarding the use of LSI keywords, my position is that you can’t use enough of them.

Why Should We Care About Semantic Search Technology?

We should care simply because we want to Boost Traffic and Revenue on Our Web Site. LSI Keywords help the search engines detect the theme of your web page. If you are using the right LSI keywords you do not have to worry about how many times your primary keyword needs to be inserted.

Look, if I’m writing an article about Helicopters, Google is not going to know that I’m not focusing on the real ones unless I use the qualifying term “Radio-Controlled.” Now the big “G” understands what my article is about and more importantly how to index my article. That is the importance and power of using descriptive qualifying words.

Semantic Search Technology Should Influence Your Keyword Research

Keyword research is still significant. You still need to make sure you are selecting a keyword that gets significant monthly searches, has little competition, and has commercial intent. But in addition to identifying this gold nugget, you must identify the other Keywords which will help Google get you indexed, and ranked on the front page. So make certain to include Semantic Search Technology.

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There are a lot of people out there attempting to build websites today. They’re easy to build, very fun to tinker around with, and a highly-ranked website can also make you a lot of money. There are many benefits that come with a website. However, in order for your site to rank well, you will need to apply these tactics.

Keep your URLs clean and simple. URLs that are cluttered with symbols and various database parameters do not help search engines in finding you because your website’s domain name is buried in it. In addition, long URLs do not look good in search results. This is one of the problems with building dynamic websites, so be aware of this if you are using dynamic architecture.

Put your keyword phrase in your images as an alternate text. This is one way you can add your keyword phrase into your document and it won’t appear repetitive to your readers. Be careful, though, not to overdo it, you do not want to look like you are keyword stuffing. Keyword stuffing can get your site banned.

You should keep in mind that search engine spiders cannot read images or videos. If you wish to include images on your site, make sure to add a descriptive text next to them. You can also use relevant keywords to tag the image or put the keywords in the name of the file.

Having a blog on your website not only gives you another way to provide relevant content to potential clients but also gives you another way to search engine optimize your website. You can use the free Google AdWords keyword generation tool to determine which article topics will drive the most traffic to your site.

This is probably the most cliche tip out there, but the only proven, fool proof method of getting more exposure and traffic is to create great content. Good content will automatically draw attention from customers. If you want to see a large boost in traffic, you need to create content that truly appeals to your visitors and customers.

To improve your site’s search engine optimization, make sure that every page of your site is thematically focused and simple to understand. If a page on your site covers multiple topics, it will be very confusing for a spider. If you need to express more than one topic on a single page, you need to create more pages.

Find a few core concepts or ideas for your website and keep a small group of keywords that revolve around these ideas. You do not want to attempt to tackle every big thing being searched online and lessen your impact on another. Rather than spreading across a wide range of keywords, you need to try and take control of a select few.

Applying these tactics above will certainly help your website to be found. It’s important to remember, a website that is not focusing on SEO, will ultimately collapse and fall to the back pages. You can avoid this fate by using these tips so get started today so that you can improve your rankings.

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One of the initial things you’ll discover about joining forums would be that you will be able to add a signature file to your profile. Within this signature file you’ll have the ability to leave a link that points back to your Internet site. You will discover that this is an easy way to build backlinks as your signature will be added to each comment you make on the forum. This is one of the best strategies to begin getting better search engine ranking for your website.

Additionally in case you are advertising your own products you are going to realize that you will also be able to build awareness about your product. One more thing you are able to do is take advantage of forums to get your name out there so people view you as an expert. You will have the ability to build trust with the other members of the forums by just providing them with good information, and when you have their trust they’re going to trust in products that you recommend. And of course if these folks trust you they are additionally going to be trusting the products that you develop and market.

If you join one forum you will find that this is good but you will in addition find that you’ll be able to join as many forums as you want. The truth is it doesn’t matter what niche you may be in you’ll most likely find plenty of different forums that you’ll be able to join. The benefit related to joining multiple forums is the fact that not only will more men and women begin to learn who you are but you’ll additionally be building more backlinks from other sites. And I am sure you realize that the more people who know about you and your product the more sales you are able to potentially make.

We have only covered a handful of the reasons that you need to be using forums to market and advertise yourself and your product. But you are able to also find a lot more reasons why forums can be a fantastic way to get free advertising and marketing. Yet another thing you’ll learn about forums would be that usually you are able to talk to the owner of the forum about placing a banner on their forum. When you do this you will have to pay a fee, but you’ll additionally find that since this is very targeted marketing you’ll be able to get some great final results from this marketing. Because you are dealing with a real person you will find that this advertising and marketing is going to run you less than if you were to use a program like Google Adwords.

This is a great way to drive traffic to your site or any site you which to drive traffic to; like an affiliate site. However; there are some points based on my experience you should take into consideration.

The one important point to consider is that you are not the only one using this strategy. But if you use it wisely, and by this I mean to say that if you abide by the rules of the forum, you will have a better success rate than your competition. Let me explain….

Most all of your competition will bombard these forums with links using automated posting applications. Don’t get me wrong on this, I use such tools, but I use them wisely. Here is what you want to do…

First create your account in these forums. You can use your favorite tool for this. However, do not post anything until at least 7 – 1- days after you have created the account.    This will allow your account to pass any filtering mechanism the forum may have as well as any over zealous forum admin.

Then after this short period of time your account will be able to successfully post links, and the chances of your account being deleted will reduce greatly. But please don’t over do it, and from time to time go into these forums and manually make a comment on one of their most popular threads. However; make sure that the comment is related to the topic, and do try to make it a forum post which ads value to the discussion.

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After a while though, and as I’ve gotten closer to retirement age, I wanted to accelerate my income to much higher levels than what I could make as a Network Engineer, so in ’98 I ventured into the world of internet marketing.

Internet marketing seemed like it would work out well because the start-up costs are low and it didn’t seem like it really took any special skills to succeed.

Boy, was I wrong!

I now understand why 97% of internet marketers fail. Man, it is hard, and it makes you feel about 2 inches tall most of the time. Dealing with the creation of blogs, landing pages, squeeze pages, auto-responders, newsletters etc., etc., etc., is very painful to say the least!

When I started out, I figured that all I had to do was to purchase a great eBook from a well know Guru, and I would be set for life because apparently they were all making a ton of money following the same steps they would teach me in their eBook. But, when I did the things they told me to do, NOTHING seemed to work.

So, I started buying other eBooks, and automation tools which I just knew would finally help me make it happen.

So what do you think happened?

Well after about a year and a half, my motivation had faded and was almost nonexistent, and my bank account was facing a slow death too. I literally was spending about twice as much as I was bringing in. I felt like I was on a hamster wheel – running around and around but going nowhere.

After about 18 months of dismal results, for some reason I found the motivation to give it one last shot. I began to do some deep soul searching about what I was really trying to accomplish and how I was going about it.

Late one night I was online searching for answers and I stumbled across a few sites which turn my life around. Each and everyone of these sites offered free reports; very much like the eBooks I had previously spend hard earned money on, yet turn out to be just crap. I was very skeptical at first but because the information was free, I decided to sign up for their report.

The first report I signed up to was about Social Network Marketing. A brief yet interesting report covering how anyone person could make money with Social Networks like Facebook, and Twitter.

The second report talked about something I had never heard off before; CPA Marketing. I must confessed that at first I though they were talking about marketing for accountants. But I was totally wrong as CPA in this case stood for Cost Per Action. You have probably seen some of these ads in TV. The ones that offer you a free trial of some product just by going to their website and or making a phone call.

The third report I got was about Creating an Email List. The mantra was “The Money Is In The List.” Well in no time at all I learned what they meant by this as I started to receive emails offering one product and then another and another until their sequence of email had exhausted itself, but then latter another related sequence of emails promoting another type of product begun, and this continued until I decided to opt-out of their list.

But I did learn the lesson & CPA Profits was Born

You have to find a product that sell well. This is simple to do and I will share this with you. Then you have to drive traffic to your offer. This traffic will come from three mayor Social Networks like; 1) Facebook, and 2) Twitter, 3) Web 2.0 sites, and Search Engine Traffic.

You then drive this traffic to a page where you have a report related to the product and or service they are interested in buying and you offer to give that report away. This is extremely important as this will get you started building a list of subscribers which have shown an interest in a particular product and or service. The information you will send to them must be of value and useful. Trust me on this one. You send them crap, and they will opt-out of your newsletter in a New York minute.

After you have these elements in place you have created a “Perpetual Sale Funnel“

This Perpetual Sales Funnel will continue to fill up your sales pipe, and the emails your prospects will start receiving will become your sales team.

Now you must understand that setting this up will take time, and you will have to invest a little bit of money, but you are going into business for yourself after all, and you know that you need to spend money to make money. Except that in this case I will share how to get all you need for the least amount of money upfront.

Everything I will share with you was share with me by selfless experienced Internet Marketers…

So Now It Is Time To “Pay It Forward” With CPA Profits

Throughout the pages of the CPA Profits private blog, I hope to be able to convey my knowledge and experience with those who like me, had tried so many other programs with little results and are now going through despair and frustration. But don’t give in, and never give up! There is a better method, and I will share it with you.

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Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

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