I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life

I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 6 (The St. Patrick's Day Episode) (1:45:28)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:12:00 +0000

With Mark, Clay, Chris, and James. Just Mike putters around in the background from time to time. James has already started on Smithwick's Ale. Mark has Guinness Extra Stout. Chris has a can of Wexford Irish Cream Ale. Clay has Knudsen Sparkling Cranberry Juice. Food Network, and drinking Guinness. It's been about a year since the show started. Brobdingnagian Bards, "Finnegan's Wake." Anime and Adult Swim. Torchwood. James finishes the Smithwicks and switches to a leftover Shiner Hefeweisen. Someone please explain Full Metal Alchemist to James. Chris finds a pressurized widget. Frisky Dingo. 300. Extended movie editions. Mark stands up for Ben Affleck. Adam Sandler can act too! The new uncut Saw. Mail Call. The show's new promos. Let us know if you play our promo, and we'll link. Send the pressurized widget to Mythbusters. The Shadowrun Lingerie thief. The Ann Coulter thing. Otherwise getting political. The alien solution to global warming. James' work holiday efforts, and revenge on hypochondriacs. Simpsons voiceover conflict. Anna Nicole Smith. James' new presidental selection process. Peeper Radio Theater, "Holmes In 30 Seconds: Hound of the Baskervilles." Baby needs his candy. Spinning rims. Mark's cellphone solution, and James' new phone. Chick Filet's breakfast combo. Forthmeal. Murder The Stout, "Streams of Whiskey." The naked ambassador. Concave, and creepy old guys. Iron Chef. Meat. Give Mike his own bumper? Yakov Smirnov. Borat. Taquitos. Chris invents the Burgito. Taco John's. Conventions. Dust Rhinos, "A Dozen Bloody Roses." Taiko drums in Irish music? Taiko Drummer console games. Chumbawamba. Movie movies. The new Star Trek. Wesley Snipes. Making the new Trek. Trek alumni. Armageddon. The Bloody Irish Boys, "Enniscorthy In A Bottle." Van Halen. Things get dark. More trek casting. Chris almost snarfs Wexford. Ripping off SNL means it's time to go. Marc Gunn, "The Parting Glass."

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Podsafe Music Network

Brobdingnagian Bards, "Finnegan's Wake"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Hound of the Baskervilles"

Murder The stout, "Streams of Whiskey"

Dust Rhinos, "A Dozen Bloody Roses"

Bloody Irish Boys, "Enniscorthy In A Bottle"

Marc Gunn, "The Parting Glass"

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I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Explicit Promo

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:18:00 +0000

Today's post is a promo more suited to shows with Explicit Tags (what with the talk of snarfing woodchucks and the bleep in the sound bite), though depending on your regular content, you might be able to get away with it on anything other than a Clean show.

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I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Non-Explicit Promo

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:05:00 +0000

This is a promo for I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life suitable for podcasts not specifically tagged Explicit to use (though you may want to warn your listeners about this show being Explicit Tagged, if you think it necessary). A promo suitable for Explicit Tagged podcasters will follow in a couple of days.

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I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 5 (The Nondescript Episode) (1:42:16)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:20:00 +0000

With Mark, Chris, and James. James has the Optimator, Chris enjoys Bison Brewery Chocolate Stout, and Mark has Lindeman's Pomme Lambic. Mugenes and other net language. Paul and Storm's "Opening Band." Chris mixes beers. Black Sheep. Casino Royale. Curse of the Yellow Flower. Pan's Labyrinth. Hellboy and Constantine and stuff like that. Cutting things from movies. The Hobbit. Showgirls Deluxe Edition. Dune's various editions. Robot Jox special edition. Saw IV. The Pirate Movie. Remixed movie trailers. Peeper Radio Theater, "Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Six Napoleons." History Channel's "Armageddon Week." Ham radio and Mark's failure at pork puns. The TV weekend that this was recorded before. Farscape on WGN. Other TV talk. The merits of FHM. Chris' heresy about Morgan Webb. Chris stretches slander law once again. The Fly. Batman's Scarecrow casting. Frasier. Potential Cheers spinoffs. Chris' strip bar advice. Legalities. Another podcast ripoff. Evanescence. Ethereal, "Persephone." Strange musical stylings. James Brown is Dead. Mark's "Mister Jones" story. Big and Rich, and Hick Hop. The problem with country music, and more musical stuff. Bringing back rock music. Chris is taking back "whore." Mark is looking for a new cell phone. The iPhone. Foxtrot and possible replacements. Just Mike lurks in the background again. Snakes. SLOMming commercials. Sudden Death, "Reign of Error." Frappr is all messed up now. Vista. Vanishing Point. Linux. Flash games. Stellar 7. Keyboards and controllers we all need. MP4 formats. Frisky Dingo. Other Adult Swim cartoons. The last few bleeped Wingin' Its. Convention plans. Star Trek getting going again. Hathead, "Dance of the Wolf."

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Podsafe Music Network

Paul and Storm, "Opening Band"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Six Napoleons"

Ethereal, "Persephone"

Sudden Death, "Reign of Error"

Hathead, "Dance of the Wolf"

Download 64kbps mp3 here (46.8 MB)

I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 4 (The Christmas Episode) (1:48:36)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:14:00 +0000

With Mark, Chris, James, and Clay. Using a different media player to play Clay's theme. Mark isn't really drinking anything (though he tries something later). Chris has Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale. James has trouble opening his "Meade" wine stuff. Sawing open the Meade, and examining the Sierra Nevada. What happens to old beer the next year. Songs that need to be made podsafe. Sam Adams 25% beer. Murder The Stout, "Nancy Whiskey." Back from the song a little early. The honor of being sued by Flogging Molly, and avoiding being killed by Scottish people. Spy poisoning. Killing a spider. Computer talk. BBSs and Door Games. Title Code 18, 2257 or something. Calling BBSs over VOIP. Smart Bomb Radio, "Cthulhu Is My Co-Pilot." Sun/Son podcast novels. Transformers movies. The new Shadow. The new Hobbit. Eragon. Saw. A telephonic interruption. Casino Royale. 7th Son Promo. Saw variations (pun alert). Celebrity talk strikes from out of nowhere. Chris almost snarfs his Meade. Original Star Trek. The Naked Time vs The Naked Now. Denise Crosby. Peeper Radio Theater, "Christmas Commercial - Peeper Brand RoboSantas." Third shift talk. Behind The Music: The Chipmunks. Metalocalypse. Transformers again. The Matrix tie-in. Orson Welles and peas. Celebrity Voiceovers. Talking about Sonny Combs and Kitty Kat Rodeo. Wubbies. Tom Smith, "Death By Wubbie." Kentucky education. Mark's anime hair. A special talk about anime. Legend of the Overfiend. The Vogue Theater's fate. Rocky Horror. Rocky Balboa. The Devil's Advocate (and especially the redhead therein). Final Fantasy. Console fun, especially the Odyssey2. Ancient VCRs. DVD formats. Death to Sony! Carusoe, "Walk Away." A "blooper" at the end.

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Podsafe Music Network

JC Hutchins' 7th Son Trilogy

Murder The Stout, "Nancy Whiskey"

Smart Bomb Radio, "Cthulhu Is My Co-Pilot"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Christmas Commercial - Peeper Brand RoboSantas"

Tom Smith, "Death By Wubbie"

Carusoe, "Walk Away"

Download 64kbps mp3 here (49.7 MB)

I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 3 (The Halloween Episode) (1:22:11)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:04:00 +0000

With Mark, James, and Clay. Audio difficulties. James has Shiner Hefeweisen again, Mark has Chaucer's Mead, and Clay has sparkling cranberry juice. Classic Tragic Hero, "That's Life." National Association for Roadkill Prevention, and it's mascot. Media Talk: Heroes, Smallville, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who. Movies: Borat, Saw III. Joshua Grosvent, "MySpace." Quoting Chris Rock. Halloween. James gets philosphical. Clay's car registration adventure. Google Earth and traffic webcams. Television and in-car navigation. GPS is the Devil! Back to Halloween. Strange things to give out. Peeper Radio Theater, "Conjuring." We're not expecting the Spanish Inquisition. A phone error message, and American Express. Catching a lift on a Soyuz. Playstation 3 (and running down G4, except for Morgan Webb). Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD. ECW on Sci-Fi. Mark's hate of ECW on Sci-Fi know no limit! Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg snoozefest. Brobdingnagians Bards, "Big Strong Man." Mark's NaNoWriMo considerations. Concave weekends James will never remember. James' pulp sci-fi novel horrors. Other books we're reading (Temeraire, Cryptonomicon). Getting dead authors together for weird, weird books. Texting to land lines and Tom Baker. Snakes on bad pop stars. Reality shows. James' Survivor idea. CSI New York. James is taking donations of Jolt Cola. James' former Mini 14 (and his future AR-15 options). Knob Creek stuff, and their machine gun shoot. A little bit about the Pogues and Shane MacGowan. Paul Jannicola, "My Idol."

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Podsafe Music Network

Classic Tragic Hero, "That's Life"

Joshua Grosvent, "MySpace"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Hallowe'en Special -- Conjuring!"

Brobdingnagian Bards, "Big Strong Man"

Paul Jannicola, "My Idol (Shane MacGowan)"

Download 64kbps mp3 here (37.6 MB)

I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 2 (The Podcast Plug Episode) (1:24:20)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:10:00 +0000

With Mark, Chris, and Carol. A word from the NSA. Bumpers instead of making up new themes all the time. Carol and Chris have coffee with creme de cacao and amaretto liqueur. Mark has Southampton India Pale Ale (and trouble opening it, then mispours). The attractions of Gatlinburg. Local breweries mentioned. Job talk. A wedding in a gazebo. Sonny Combs and Kitty Kat Rodeo's "Anymore." An audio glitch coming out of the song. We now have voice mail (at 206-338-6489). Ask A Gamer: What's the best LARP? Carol offers to help some of another show's cast kick Glondar's posterior. If anyone knows an actual name for the drink Chris and Carol are having, please tell us! Holiday shopping stuff. Mark talks Podiobooks (with promos). NPR. Mark's Almost-Not-Exactly-Ex. And inside look at the behind-the-scenes working of In Real Life, leading into the Heaven promo. Mark fumbles with sound effects. Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, and television in Canada. George Hrab's "Thank You For Calling." Copyrighted silence. Panhandler discussion. Personal protection devices. Flying. Smoking and smoking bans. The Bloody Irish Boys' "Full Moon." More Doctor Who. Naughty stuff or something. Computer woes. Eureka. Porn. And with Leprechauns and shillelaghs we go the way of Wingin' It. Animal intervention. Sudden Death's "Welcome Back Doctor."

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Podsafe Music Network

Sonny Combs and Kitty Kat Rodeo, "Anymore"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Roqueforte Recites The Raven"

George Hrab, "Thank You For Calling"

The Bloody Irish Boys, "Full Moon"

Sudden Death, "Welcome Back Doctor"

And our Podcast Apology Links this week go out to Gamer: The Podcasting! and Michael and Evo's Wingin' It.

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I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode 1 (The Illegal Pharmaceutical Episode) (60:35)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:49:00 +0000

With Mark, Chris, James and Clay. No Glondar yet. Some of them started early. James drinks Shiner Hefewiezen, Chris drinks Kahlua Mudslides, Clay drinks sparking grape juice, and Mark tries Blue Moon. Our belching used in a Legendary Ten Seconds bit that Mark didn't have ready to play this episode (but maybe next one). A little bit of metacasting. The iTunes mutual listening list. Pluto isn't a planet. Marc Gunn's "Middle Earth Bragging Song." Dulcimer rock. Movies! Snakes on a Plane. Pulse. Poseidon. Chris working third shift. Tipping at high-class restaurants. Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Engineer's Thumb. Illegal pharmaceutical sales and it's impact on employment. Hidden hazards of water. How to spell Louisville. Just Mike wanders through again. Sonny Rhodes and Kitty Kat Rodeo's "You Said." Variations of Emo music. James' drinking habits. Frappr Map. Where did Mark leave his phone? Clerks II. Fugli's "Woad." Tales of animal-related debauchery in Bowling Green. Justin Gordon's "Hypocrite's Plea." Imitating Patrick McLean.

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Marc Gunn, "Middle Earth Bragging Song"

Peeper Radio Theater, "Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Engineer's Thumb"

Sonny Combs and Kitty Kat Rodeo, "You Said"

Fugli, "Woad"

Justin Gordon, "Hypocrite's Plea"

And if only as an apology for our poor imitation of his zombie bits at the end of this episode, please do check out Patrick McLean's The Seanachai podcast.

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I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Episode .5 (The Double Entendre Episode) (75:53)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Fri, 19 May 2006 02:18:00 +0000

With Mark, Chris, and James. Remember that this is an "explicit" NSFW podcast! James has Blue Moon Belgian-style wheat ale. Chris has trouble opening his Tommyknocker Brewery Imperial Nut Brown Ale. Mark tries Stone Brewery Arrogant Bastard Ale. Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Empty House. The Coal Bong. James' ammo. Can't Find A Girlfriend. Ms. eBay. No one else likes the Bastard. Chris makes Arrogant Nut Brown Bastard. The movies. Mark doesn't like the Nut Brown Ale, and resorts to Woodchuck Amber Draft Cider. Chris coughs up a lung. CGI. Mark's Ghost. Gas Prices. Just Mike drops in during the recording and rambles around in the background. Skullcrusher Mountain.

Cagey House (The Ming Thing)

Peeper Radio Theater
Holmes in 30 Seconds: The Empty House

The Legendary Ten Seconds
Can't Find A Girlfriend

Sudden Death
CGI

Jonathan Coulton
Skullcrusher Mountain

Download 64kbps mp3 here (34.7 MB)

I Wish I Had This Show In Real Life Pilot Episode (34:31)

inreallife@gmail.com (Mark Kinney and others) — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:35:00 +0000

Mark and Chris embark on their first drinkcast. Mark is having Strongbow Dry Cider; Chris enjoys Smirnoff Ice Double Black. Lots of rambling (and Chris belching from the carbonation) and talk about what the show is supposed to become. Also mentioned, Chuck Norris, Beer Vending Machines, SuicideGirls, selecting theme music, and trolling for suggestions of what to try on future shows. In other words, your typical pilot episode, if a little long.

Download 32kbps mp3 here (7.92 MB)

Cagey House (The Ming Thing, The Shnay Speaks, The Summer Pump)
Lisa Rein (Spunky Funk)