Funny stories and humor for Kids

Funny Stories 20 - Don't tell your sad story!

2021-01-04T09:36:00.000-08:00

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

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Funny stories 19 - College Rules for freshers at Dorm

2019-12-03T07:16:00.000-08:00

Positive thinking of fresh college students

you all may have experience of freshers day either in college or university. Normally, what our teachers do, they explain the rules and regulations of the college and guideline that you need to obey during your stay.
This funny college story narrates a conversation or college meeting done by a teacher for fresh students.

The teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girl's dorm room after nine o'clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least." So a boy raises his hand and asks, "How much for a yearly pass?"

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Funny stories 18 - How to eat homemade Sandwiches in a restaurant

2019-12-02T06:54:00.000-08:00

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this,

the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

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Funny Stories 17: You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids

2019-11-29T04:36:00.000-08:00

This is one of the adult funny stories, even though is it is considered to be a small story it is totally twisted. Enjoy the funny story.

Lady On Phone:
"Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."
Man Is Stunned and says:
"Oh my God!"
R U Jessica?
No.
Pamela?
No.
Anna?
No
Christina?
No.
Joella?
No.
Elissa?
No.
Lady in confusion:
"Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son."
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Funny Stories 16 : Demonstration of harms of alcohol (Alcohol Funny story)

2019-11-28T05:58:00.000-08:00

It is an alcoholic funny story, I am quite sure that people who addicts alcohol may really like this funny story.

A teacher in a high school, famous for his high regard for social values, was teaching the students on the harms of alcohol.

To demonstrate its adverse effect on the human nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a bowl of gin & tonic.

The worm wriggled around for a few minutes before finally giving a few convulsive twitches and dying.

“So what can you conclude from it?”, asked the teacher, expecting that the answer is too obvious.

“Yes,” came a voice from the back, “if you have got worms in your stomach, alcohol is real medicine for that.”

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How to write funny stories for kids?

2019-11-27T09:32:00.000-08:00

Writing a funny kid's story is not rocket science. Let's discuss this way.

In your childhood, you may be asked to write a small essay about some funny events you

experienced. Suddenly, you may get confused and have no idea what to write. At the same time, what happens if you were asked to write a funny story for kids. It is something extraordinary. It is true that even though many funny stories are available for viewers, writing a funny story for a kid is a bit challenging. Because you need to get their attention to the story and expect a happy moment or joyous at the end of the story. Therefore it is considered to be a challenging task.

But you can think of the below tips and I will bet you that you can be a good funny story writer for kids in the future.

Point 01: Think about yourself and build a story from your own experience

First, you need to grab something from your past experience. The enjoyable moments you experienced in your childhood when you were considered as a kid. What kind of stories you heard those days which make you laugh. Sometimes you may be used to do funny activities as a kid which makes others laugh. In this step, you can narrate a story based on your experience in the kid's age.

Point 02: Funny kid's TV programs are good benchmarks

You may be seen that kids funny cartoons like Seasame Street, Arthur, The Flintstones and

Spongebob square pants. These cartoon programs were very popular among kids in 90's. Why they were so popular funny stories among kids? Answer for this will give you a good hint or beginning to your story. Especially these stories are eye-catching and totally capture the attention of kids because of the characters, these characters are not usual. So children who watch cartoons find specialty out of other television programs. Therefore, it may be useful for you if you include a special role character.

Point 03: Let them think

Asking a question from a kid is funny. I think you may experience when you talk to a small kid. Since they do not have a maturity or hands-on experience about life they try to think deeply even though our question is a silly one. Therefore, you can allow them to think while asking some tactical questions. It is scientifically proved that 80-90% of kids stay with funny stories when you ask questions that can not be easily answered. For example, you can ask why deer has spots in their bodies? You can create a small story, sometimes it may be a fairy tale. But at the end of the story, you need to end it in a funny way. So do not forget that you are writing a funny story for kids.

Point 04: Exaggerate the story and put some salt and pepper

When you write the story do not use statement is a simple manner. Instead, you can exaggerate the story by expanding them with funny events. For example, you can simply say "He was screaming" but once you expand it "He was screaming like hatching an egg by an Old hence".

Point 05: Repeat the funny events in your kid's story

Researches found that when something repeats more than 3 times it grabs the attention of the audience and becomes an insider of that story. Though you write a short funny story or funny kid's story you can practice this. It makes progressive laughing of viewers either kids or adults this is true.

Points 06: Make the story shorter

I am quite sure that no one likes to read long stories even though they know that it is going to make them laugh. Especially the children at a young age are lazy readers and easily fed up with reading. Funny stories for kids should be always short and sweer, having simple English. You can include some graphical contents like cartoon pictures for your story.

I hope that the above tips may use in order to write a proper kid's friendly funny story. Please make sure that first, you make a draft and later do corrections to refine the best outcome. Either adult or kids funny story it should make laugh and your responsibility is to create a story that makes them laugh.

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Funny stories 15 - The Haircut (nice and funny barber story)

2019-11-23T09:53:00.000-08:00

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut. Next Story

Funny stories 14: Catholic Dog (Funny short stories with a twist)

2019-11-22T10:07:00.000-08:00

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for your puppy."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

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Funny Stories 13 - Letter to God (Do you fee the same in USA?)

2019-11-20T12:05:00.000-08:00

One day A boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. Because he wanted to purchase a bicycle and he was not financed by his parents. He prayed for more than weeks but nothing happened.
Finally, he made a decision to write a letter to God asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of the USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they decided to send it to President Bush. He is the only well-known god at this time

Once the President received this letter he amazed as well as interested and he instructed his admin to send the little child a $5.00 money voucher.
President Bush thought this could be a lot of money for this little boy.
The small boy was embarrassed once he received this letter and the 5 dollars. Anyway, he decided to write a feedback letter to GOD.

You can find his feedback letter below:

Beloved God,
Thanks for understand my current circumstance and sending this money, however, Please do not send money through California D.C next time since last time theyse buggers deducted 95 dollars as tax what they do usually
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Funny Sories 12 - Idiot Farmer who owns a Chicken farm

2019-11-19T10:04:00.000-08:00

Hi, This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens, to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lots had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

"But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

You can see many creative and beautiful short stories like this at www.funnystories.club. So I suggest you read another story similar to this. This story relates to a bird, actually a "chicken", It is not normal, abnormal three-legged chicken....Try to find it, :) it is hidden somewhere....

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Funny Stories 11 - Do not send wrong emails

2019-11-18T11:39:00.000-08:00

This is one of the popular funny stories relevant to email.

And it is truly one of the good fun stories and enjoys it...

Once a couple was supposed to go on vacation together, but due to being on a business tour the wife could not accompany her husband. So the husband had to go alone. His wife would join him the following day.

After arriving at the destination he wanted to communicate with his wife through email. So he started to write an email. But being absent-minded he did a mistake and mistyped a letter while writing address. And the mail reached a widow whose husband was an aged preacher and had just died before a day.

The inconsolable widow thought to check her email, she opened her mail, had a look at the screen, let out a sharp shout, and chop down to the ground in a deadly pale.

The others of the family heard this shout and ran into the room. They found a note on the monitor:

Darling,

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Funny Stories 10 - My mom only had one eye

2019-11-10T12:32:00.000-08:00

Don't get everything like a funny story. Spend your time reading such stories as below.

Usually, we post so many funny stories. But this time we thought to offer you some heartbreaking story, That is why the topic itself says that "This is not a funny story". This story is about a child and a one-eyed mother. It is really a heartbreaking short story. Read the full story below:

My mother was one-eyed. It was disgusting to me. I always felt embarrassment. My mother used to cook for the teachers and students to bear the expenses of our family.

Once my mother came to see me during the school period and I felt so uncomfortable. Why did she come at this moment? I neglected her. I hatefully looked at her and went away. Just after the day, a classmate asked me about the eye of my mother. I could say nothing but hide. I longed for her disappearance. That day I said to my mother, “If you always make me such a laughing stock, why can’t commit death?”

My mother replied nothing. I was so annoyed that I could not even think for a moment what actually I had told. I was unnoticed of her feelings. I needed to leave the house. I studied hard and finally had an opportunity to study abroad. Then there I had married. I purchased a new house. I had babies too. I was leading a happy life with my wife and kids. One day, suddenly my mom arrived to see me. She had missed me for long even she did never see my kids.

When she came in front of the door, my babies laughed at her and I threw my anger upon her for coming unexpectedly. I told angrily, “why have you come here to fright my kids, JUST GET LOST!!”

She left the place silently.

One day, I got a letter. It was about the school reunion. I wanted to go there. But I told my wife that I need to go on a business tour. When the reunion is over, I moved to the old hut out of inquisitiveness.

One of my neighbors told that she had died. There was no single drop of tear in my eyes. They gave me a letter that my mother wanted to hand over to me. The letter read:

“My sweetheart,

I always think of you. I am extremely sorry that I went to your home and frightened your kids. I was really happy coming to know that you were participating in the reunion. But I might not be able to even rise from bed to see you.I’m regretful that I was an invariable discomfiture to you from your childhood.

Look, when you were so little, you committed a mishap, and lost one eye. As your mother, I could not believe to see that you would grow up with just one eye. I spent no time to give you mine. Now I feel so proud that my son can see the world for me.

My love is always with you.

Your mom.”

Funny Stories 09- A Religious Bear Hunter

2019-11-09T11:47:00.000-08:00

This is one of the Funny bear stories...

A man went out for hunting. He loved to hunt only bears. As the man trudged across the jungle searching for the bears, he got upon a big and sheer hill. As he thought that there might be bear on the other part of the mount, so he climbed up the sheer predispose and, just as he was pulling himself up over the previous projection of rocks, an enormous bear met him.

Violently the bear roared. It made the man so frightened that he could not keep the balance. He chopped down the mount with the bear close behind. As he fell down the mount, he mislaid his arms. When he lastly blocked at the base, he realized that his leg had been broken. Escape was not possible. So he (who was not religious at all) prayed, “God, if you turn this bear into Christian I would be glad with what you grant me for the future of my life.”

The bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the heavens quizzically... and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake."

Funny Stories 08 : Dog Bite

2019-11-08T00:30:00.000-08:00

Funny Story of a homemade dog and a neighbor

Kate Williams was very thirsty so He went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the cafe.

She was sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog.

Williams bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. He sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Williams decided to be kind and talk to the old woman.

“It is very hot today.” He said.

“Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman.

Williams looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.”

The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! He loves people.”

Williams wanted to give the dog a cookie. So He asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?”

“They are his favorite food.” said the old lady.

Williams was terribly afraid of dogs so He asked, “Does your dog bite?”

The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. He is even afraid of cats!”

Williams took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. He put it near the dog’s mouth.

But the dog didn’t bite the cookie, He bit her hand! Williams jumped up, spilling her lemonade.

He screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.”

The old woman looked at Williams and then at the dog. Then she said,

“THAT’S NOT MY DOG!”
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Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift

2019-11-07T09:00:00.000-08:00

This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her

mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.

The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”

Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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Funny Stories 06: How to sell a Vacuum cleaner

2019-11-06T09:25:00.000-08:00

Short funny story of a salesman who tries to sell his products to anyone.
Ben Lee was a salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners. One

week, the manager sent Ben into the countryside to sell.

He drove out of town and stopped at a farmhouse. He knocked on the door and the farmer’swife opened it. Ben started into his speech immediately.

“Mam, how much time do you spend sweeping the floors? “

“A lot of time. This is a farm and things get dirty quickly.” said the woman.

“And how much time do you spend beating the carpets?” asked Ben.

“A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lays on them”

“Well” said Ben, “This is your lucky day.”

Ben showed her his vacuum cleaner and said,

“You can clean the house in 5 minutes with this!”

The farmer’s wife didn’t look interested.

Ben took out a big bag of dirt. He opened it and threw it all over the floor. The farmer’s

wife was very surprised. Before she could speak Ben said, “ Mam, if this machine doesn’t pick up every last piece of dirt, I will eat all of it!!!!!”

The farmer’s wife looked at Ben and said,

“WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.

WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.”
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Funny Stories 05 - Ghost Story - The Genie

2019-11-05T08:33:00.000-08:00

A nice ghost story of sailors who sail over the world. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to

Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island.

There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue
them. They were very unhappy.

“We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman.
“ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German.
“We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman.

One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out
came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for
500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.”

The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage
and singing songs in the stadium.”

“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The German was back in Germany.
The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating
cheese, drinking wine.”

“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my
freedom.”

The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back
my two friends?”
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Funny Stories 04 - American Architect

2019-11-04T08:56:00.000-08:00

Sure you would like this funny story as well like my other stories.
One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all

Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites.
He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites”
The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a
big, beautiful palace.

The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?”
The taxi driver said, “That is Gyeongbokgung. It took almost 20 years to build!

“Ah, that’s nothing” replied the American. “We could build that in a year in America.

The driver continued driving. Suddenly the Texan saw a large domed building. He asked,
“What building is that?” The taxi driver said, “That is the National Assembly, it is the largest
in Asia.”

The architect replied, “Ah, that’s nothing. Back home, we could build that in a few weeks!”

The taxi driver continued driving. They passed a very high, gold building that shimmered
in the sun. The architect jumped up in his seat and screamed, “Oh my god! What building is
that?”

The taxi driver looked back at him and shook his head.
He said,
“I DON’T KNOW. IT WASN’T THERE THIS MORNING!”

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Funny Stories 03 - The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus

2019-11-03T10:58:00.000-08:00

Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares a lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's

enjoy this new fun story.... :)

A lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready
to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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Funny Stories 02: Lawyer In Hell

2019-11-02T00:30:00.000-07:00

This funny story is about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy.
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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Funny stories 01 : Onions and Garlic

2019-11-01T18:16:00.000-07:00

A nice funny story of two brothers who got their luck by doing simple things. Let's look at

their story.

Long ago there lived two brothers. Joshua and Eli. They lived on a farm and were very poor.
Joshua worked hard ever day. Eli was lazy and didn’t like to work.

One day, Joshua heard of a kingdom far away. This kingdom didn’t have onions! Hmmm,
thought Joshua. If I could sell them onions, they’d pay a lot of money! He asked to see the king and was granted an audience. Joshua told the king about the onions and the king was curious. He invited Joshua to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.

That evening, the king and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made
everything taste so much better! The king smiled from ear to ear. He said to Joshua, “These
onions are the most precious thing in my kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their
equal weight in the most precious thing I have – diamonds.” Joshua was instantly rich and
returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.

Joshua shared his wealth but his brother Eli was still very jealous. He asked Joshua if this
kingdom has garlic. Joshua thought and said, “In fact, they don’t have any garlic.”
Hmmm, thought Eli. If I could sell them garlic, I’d be very rich indeed. Garlic is much
tastier than onions.

Eli traveled to the kingdom as his brother had done. Just like Joshua, he got an audience with the king and made a feast. And just like Joshua, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his kingdom. It was a big hit! The king said, “ I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my kingdom.”

Here you are – Onions!

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The important things in life

2013-05-07T01:50:00.000-07:00

This is not really a funny story, but there many things you can grab from this story. continue reading....

A professor of philosophy was standing before his classroom with some stuff on the table. After the class started, without saying anything he picked up a big and vacant mayonnaise jar. He began to fill the jar with rocks. The diameter of the rocks was about two inches.

He said to the students, “Is the jar full with rocks?” The students answered in the affirmative.
Then the professor took another box filled with pebbles. He poured them into the mayonnaise jar. Then he shook it calmly. The pebbles undoubtedly rolled into open spaces between the rocks. He again asked the pupils whether the jar was fulfilled. The students agreed.

The professor then took a pot of sand. He poured the sand into the mayonnaise jar again. Certainly the sand covered every gap in the jar.

Once more he asked the students whether that jar was full. The students boldly answered in the affirmative sign.

Then the professor told the students that he wanted them to compare the jar with their life. The rocks are considered as the most significant things – their family, health, partner, and children. These are the things that can make life full though everything else was lost from their life.

The pebbles were the other stuff that indicated job, car, house etc. And the sand was everything else.

The professor continued, “If you keep the sand in the jar at first, there remains no space for the rocks or pebbles. The same happens in your life”.

If all time and energy is spent on silly things, then you never have the accommodation for the important ones. So you must be attentive to the stuff those are significant to your contentment.

So firstly think of the things by steps in accordance with the priority to make your life full of happiness.

Daughter's Valentine

2013-05-01T07:01:00.000-07:00

Valentine's Surprise...

Small Jenny arrives home from second grade and says to her daddy which they studied

about the legend of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is actually for a Catholic saint and we are Judaic," she questions, "will Jesus get insane at me for serving somebody a valentine?" Jenny's dad wait and thinks a little, then replies "No, I do not presume God could get crazy. Who would would you like to provide a valentine to?""Bin Laden," she replies. "The reason why Bin Laden," the girl's dad questions in surprise. "OK," she states, "I felt that when a tiny bit American Judaic girl perhaps have enough like to provide Osama a valentine, he might begin to presume that perhaps we are only a few bad, and perhaps start passionate people a bit of. And if any other kids spotted what I would have done and directed valentines to Osama, he would love all of them. Right after which he would start going all around the area to tell everyone how much cash he loved them and just how he did not hate anybody anymore."Jenny's dads heart swells and suddenly he looks at his child with new found pleasure. "Jenny, that is one particular nice thing i have ever noticed." "I understand," Jenny says, "and when that gets him out in an open place, the Marines could easily catch him." more funny stories.

Stupid Boy! (Funny teacher's Story)

2013-04-09T11:02:00.000-07:00

A brand new teacher had been working to make use of the children's mindsets programs. She
began the children's course and announcing that, "stand up boys who thinks that you are stupid"

After a couple of seconds, Little John stood upwards. The actual teacher stated, "Can you
think you are silly, Small John?"

"Virtually not any, dame, but I don't like to see you standing up there simply by yourself!”

History behind "Benares Hindu University"

2013-03-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

Nice short story behind "Benares Hindu University"

Madan Mohan Malviya was trying to build a good university; he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not get disheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, 'How dare you come to me for funds... that too for a Hindu university?' he roared with anger and took off his footwear and flung it at Malviya. Malviya picked up the footwear and left silently.

He came directly to the market place and began to auction the footwear. As it was the Nizam's footwear, many came forward to buy it. The price went up.
When Nizam heard of this, he became uneasy. He thought it would be an insult if his footwear were to be bought by someone for a pittance. So he sent one of his attendants with the instruction, 'Buy that footwear no matter what the bidding price be!' Thus, Malviya managed to sell the Nizam's own footwear to him, for a huge amount. He used that money to build the Benares Hindu University. Moral: It is not what you have, but how you use your resource that makes a difference in your life.

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