I'm So Nerdy

ISN #291

I'm so nerdy, my dream is being a slave to daemonettes of Slaanesh.

ISN #283

I'm so nerdy, I make decisions about some situation mathematically, like this: decision(x) = sqrt(feelings(x)^2 + thoughts(x)^2), where x = the situation

ISN #272

I'm so nerdy, I am awake only when the PC is on.

ISN #272

I'm so nerdy, I am awake only when the PC is on.

ISN #278

I'm so nerdy, I speak in fixed width.

ISN #279

I'm so nerdy, that when I go to bed, I play Tetris in my head until I fall asleep.

ISN #277

I'm so nerdy, my therapist is programmed on LISP.

ISN #274

I'm so nerdy, if someone tells me "have a life" I eat a 1up mushroom.

ISN #265

I'm so nerdy, I've wanted a Ctrl+F in my textbooks since I was in second grade.

ISN #264

I'm so nerdy, when I was taught lower case letters in kindergarten, I told the teacher that the letters looked wrong, because they didn't look that way on the computer. I was used to Times New Roman font.

ISN #266

I'm so nerdy, I use semi-colons in text messages.

ISN #267

I'm so nerdy, I sometimes wish I could chmod 000 all my valuables.

ISN #269

I'm so nerdy, that I paid the majority of my paycheck for a copy of "Earthbound" for the SNES

ISN #263

I'm so nerdy, when in doubt I [gopher] the RFC

ISN #256

I'm so nerdy, I have a battery life indicator.

ISN #258

I'm so nerdy, when I saw that "#pleaseexcusemy" was a trending topic on Twitter, I added "dear aunt Sally" onto it and tweeted it.

ISN #259

I'm so nerdy, my imaginary friend left me.

ISN #254

I'm so nerdy, I rather watch the blue screen, than a girl stripping in front of me.

ISN #260

I'm so nerdy, I tripped over a cordless phone.

ISN #262

I'm so nerdy, when I read a real book I look for a PgDown.

ISN #255

I'm so nerdy, I rate my own posts here

ISN #253

I'm so nerdy, cause I eat just to gain HP.

ISN #252

I'm so nerdy, I play World of Warcraft, and that makes me fail at life, twice.

ISN #248

I'm so nerdy, I used a plastic X-Wing backpack throughout my high school and college years.

ISN #246

I'm so nerdy, I survived 2012 and traveled back in time just to quote this at the present time!

ISN #244

I'm so nerdy, that I went once outside, but graphisms were so ugly I stayed in.

ISN #222

I'm so nerdy, when I wanna find my keys I look for a Ctrl + F.

ISN #240

I'm so nerdy, I have 0 friends.

ISN #242

I'm so nerdy, that I get turned on by the sound of a dialup modem.

ISN #241

I'm so nerdy, today when I saw a big group of security guards standing around I wondered how effective they would be as a group of zerglings.

ISN #205

I'm so nerdy, your argument not to 'FTW!' this quote is invalid.

ISN #230

I'm so nerdy... BAZINGA!

ISN #234

I'm so nerdy, I tweet in Klingon.

ISN #238

I'm so nerdy : public void SetMyNerdyness(Person me, List everyOneElse) { me.Nerdyness = everyOneElse.Sum(n => everyOneElse.Nerdyness); }

ISN #237

I'm so nerdy, when I'm walking through big crowds of people, "The Asteroid Theme" from The Empire Strikes Back plays in my head as I weave in and out.

ISN #235

I'm so nerdy, Facebook has taken out a restraining order against me.

ISN #233

I'm so nerdy, when I'm at Burger King, resistance is futile.

ISN #227

I'm so nerdy, when I do something wrong I would have a savegame to reload.

ISN #208

I'm so nerdy, I have computational chemistry for breakfast!

ISN #226

I'm so nerdy, I want to lose my virginity with miss Dronio.

ISN #216

I'm so nerdy, that I only think of two numbers, 0 and 1.

ISN #223

I'm so nerdy, when I'm losing at football I want to open a chat window and type "stt".

ISN #215

I'm so nerdy, I translated Dan Brown's novels into Klingon.

ISN #217

I'm so nerdy, my brain is 32 gig.

ISN #221

I'm so nerdy, that when I mess up IRL I hear the windows error sound in my head.

ISN #220

I'm so nerdy, I say I'm GTFOing when I leave someones house.

ISN #219

I'm so nerdy, I hit the next button on my keyboard whenever a song I don't like comes on, on the radio.

ISN #218

I'm so nerdy, I made a game-video of a MUD-fight

ISN #198

I'm so nerdy, I think I take screen shots when I blink.

ISN #194

I'm so nerdy, my desktop background is a companion cube.

ISN #212

I'm so nerdy, I was trying to explain hexadecimals to my girlfriend, just because I wanted, she didn't ask.

ISN #206

I'm so nerdy, I don't yawn. I just suffer from a serious lag.

ISN #211

I'm so nerdy, when my gf shows me her new dress I say "It's a shop - I can tell from the pixels and having seen a lot of shops in my time".

ISN #202

I'm so nerdy, I don't believe in re-incarnation. Instead I await my respawn.

ISN #204

I'm so nerdy, I've named each individual in the original Wolfenstein. Hans and Dieter were thrilled with joy. Then I killed them...

ISN #209

I'm so nerdy, I randomly stare at fat people and yell "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"

ISN #210

I'm so nerdy, R&B music is actually my guide into sex.

ISN #203

I'm so nerdy, at a wedding reception, I rush to the guestbook to blatantly write 'FIRST'

ISN #201

I'm so nerdy, I use a Pentium II PC as a table leg.

ISN #193

I'm so nerdy, the other day on a country road trip with my family I realised why the drive was so bumpy. The scenery was too complex and it was causing lag.

ISN #182

I'm so nerdy. HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "I'M SO NERDY" KTHXBYE. See?

ISN #196

I'm so nerdy, when the Computer Science teacher yelled at me I responded by saying she forgot Caps Lock on.

ISN #197

I'm so nerdy, I measure how expensive something is by how many games I can buy with the money.

ISN #191

I'm so nerdy, when life gives me questions, Google has answers

ISN #188

I'm so nerdy, during conversations, I keep my sentences <160 chars

ISN #187

I'm so nerdy, when at the supermarket, buying a candy bar results in a *zoink* power-up tune playing in my head.

ISN #189

I'm so nerdy, more people attend my parties in Second Life than in real life.

ISN #184

I'm so nerdy, my tombstone will be blue with memory allocation errors on it.

ISN #181

I'm so nerdy, I /*comment out lines I don't want in my report*/ using C comment tags

ISN #168

I'm so nerdy, I have a ctrl-z stress ball that will one day actually delete my stress.

ISN #178

I'm so nerdy, I put a: // before every comment on my lecture notes.

ISN #176

I'm so nerdy, when I pickup girls I use the line "you be the 0, and I'll be the 1"

ISN #177

I'm so nerdy I complained when I received a 100% on an English essay; I wanted constructive criticism.

ISN #174

I'm so nerdy, I relate everything back to mathematical principles.

ISN #173

I'm so nerdy,that everything in my room is World of Warcraft themed.

ISN #172

I'm so nerdy, when I watched 101 dalmations I couldn't figure out why there were more than 5 dalmations.

ISN #170

I'm so nerdy, I put " " tags around things I want to Italicise. Even when writing with pencil.

ISN #169

I'm so nerdy, that I told my mom the time in kiloseconds.

ISN #166

I'm so nerdy, if I get distracted from studying, it's only to go program a bit.

ISN #167

I'm so nerdy, my friend & I talk in Al-Bhed via Facebook wallposts so no one knows what we're saying.

ISN #165

I'm so nerdy, when I talk to my to my friends or strangers, I imagine the Sims plus relationship sign appearing above my head.

ISN #164

I'm so nerdy, sometimes when I pour a drink, the sound reminds me of potions in Diablo.

ISN #162

I'm so nerdy, I chose to play a dota clannie rather than have sex.

ISN #163

I'm so nerdy, when I play Rollercoaster Tycoon I rename all the rides to 'windows has encountered a unexpected error' just so I can laugh at Windows.

ISN #160

I'm so nerdy, I tried to telnet into Mordor.

ISN #159

I'm so nerdy, when I'm sifting through things, it makes me mad that I can't CTRL + F to find what I'm looking for.

ISN #158

I'm so nerdy, when I drop a glass of milk on the tiles I think Ctrl - Z.

ISN #157

I'm so nerdy, I see woman's breasts as "private class boobs". Yes, I know. I can't touch them.

ISN #155

I'm so nerdy, that breakfast is usually strong coffee and Internet.

ISN #130

I'm so nerdy, I use the acronym 'IRL' IRL. Yes, I spell it out and everything.

ISN #95

I'm so nerdy, I ctrl-c quotes from random websites and ctrl-v them as my status.

ISN #152

I'm so nerdy, I spent my last $50 on caffeinated mints from ThinkGeek.com.

ISN #149

I'm so nerdy, I can't got to sleep at night, 'cause I keep thinking of potential witty Facebook and Twitter updates.

ISN #2

ISN #148

I'm so nerdy, I met my girlfriend at a kink event by pulling out my cute little netbook.

ISN #146

I'm so nerdy, I say FUBAR instead of fuck.

ISN #145

I'm so nerdy, I actually spent two hours on this website 'cause I found it fun!

ISN #140

I'm so nerdy, I watch The Big Bang Theory (TV show) all the time.

ISN #143

I'm so nerdy, whenever someone calls me "pal" I always want to reply with ntsc.

ISN #142

I'm so nerdy, I dreamt last night that I waited 2 hours for the Google Streetview car.

ISN #139

I'm so nerdy, I won the game.

ISN #138

I'm so nerdy, I would use the Battlestar Galactica title theme as my morning alarm, but I would then expect a 10 second highlights package of the coming day.

ISN #137

I'm so nerdy, when I walk around my university campus I listen to the Final Fantasy 8 soundtrack thinking I'm in Balamb Garden.

ISN #136

I'm so nerdy, I'm outside having a picnic.... at least until my laptop battery dies.

ISN #134

I'm so nerdy, every time I read up on augmented reality the first thing that pops into my head is "virtual lap dance".

ISN #128

I'm so nerdy, every other of my sentences starts with "Technically."

ISN #131

I'm so nerdy, when I swipe my student card to get into University areas I think I'm opening a door to a starship room.

ISN #121

I'm so nerdy, I masturbate over the Sims.

ISN #129

I'm so nerdy, I dumped my boyfriend over his internet speed, because his webcam was lagging during our cyberdate.

ISN #122

I'm so nerdy, I use the acronym 'IRL'.

ISN #124

I'm so nerdy, I lack the social prowess necessary to properly portray how nerdy I am in a comedic fashion on this website.

ISN #126

I'm so nerdy, just yesterday I wished I could do chmod on Windows XP.

ISN #127

I'm so nerdy, I found every alternate ending to Chrono Trigger before I lost my virginity.

ISN #106

I'm so nerdy that I link this site on my blog.

ISN #123

I'm so nerdy, I always think to press ctrl - d every time I see woman with boobs

ISN #125

I'm so nerdy, I imagine I have force powers when I walk through an automatic sliding door.

ISN #120

I'm so nerdy, I stopped getting laid when I started performing with LSDJ.

ISN #118

I'm so nerdy, I went to a girl's lingerie party and spent all night playing on her computer.

ISN #117

I'm so nerdy, I refer to the two genders as "people of the male/female persuasion".

ISN #114

I'm so nerdy, I have used very nearly every inflatable sex doll on the market, and possess an encyclopedic knowledge of their industry's history.

ISN #113

I'm so nerdy, I chose the username "Orbital Dynamicist" at a dating Web site, and I'm female.

ISN #112

I'm so nerdy, my cell phone doesn't do predictive text on the words I use in everyday messages, because they are so obscure.

ISN #111

I'm so nerdy, when I was 13 I chose the subject "Love' for my English class oral, and presented it using an organogram.

ISN #110

I'm so nerdy, when my roommate came back from a holiday in Beijing and brought me a miniature Frostmourne replica, the first thing I did was to freeze it in water to recreate a scene from Warcraft 3.

ISN #108

I'm so nerdy, when I write (like really write on paper), I keep waiting for the red squiggle under words I've spelled incorrectly.

ISN #103

I'm so nerdy, I talk to my car for hours each day in order to persuade it to to transform.

ISN #104

I'm so nerdy, in the American elections I voted for Adama.

ISN #100

I'm so nerdy, I really do remember seeing Star Wars Episode 1 for the first time - when, where and with whom.

ISN #101

I'm so nerdy, my desktop background is 50% grey, so my eyes perceive other colours neutrally.

ISN #96

I'm so nerdy, I have never experienced true randomness on a computer, in the discrete mathematical sense.

ISN #99

I'm so nerdy, I try the Konami code randomly in everyday life.

ISN #97

I'm so nerdy, I only use the gopher protocol to browse.

ISN #98

I'm so nerdy, one of my to-do things on my trip to Beijing is to go to an arcade.

ISN #93

I'm so nerdy that my skin isn't white, it's #FFFFFF.

ISN #94

I'm so nerdy, whenever I am in an airplane I start to get sick, queezy, nauseous and break out with a rash until the pilot says that electronic apparatus may be turned on again.

ISN #91

I'm so nerdy, the idea of a fire in space without a continual source of oxygen in sci fi movies bugs the hell out of me.

ISN #92

I'm so nerdy, everytime I attempt to do anything I end up levelling up in WoW.

ISN #89

I'm so nerdy, my browser is Lynx.

ISN #62

I'm so nerdy, when I use my magnifying glass everything becomes pixelated.

ISN #85

I'm so nerdy, when I go to sleep, I say I'm logging off for the night.

ISN #75

I'm so nerdy, I remember not only the button combinations for Tekken moves, but their names too.

ISN #88

I'm so nerdy, when I get into an argument with someone, I look for CTRL, ALT and DELETE.

ISN #83

I'm so nerdy, when I finish games on the hardest difficulty I switch to my opposite hand to make it more challenging.

ISN #87

I'm so nerdy, I read motherboard manuals for pleasure.

ISN #82

I'm so nerdy, I tried to build a hands-free mouse.

ISN #80

I'm so nerdy, I browse the Internet by looking at the page source.

ISN #80

I'm so nerdy, I browse the Internet by looking at the page source.

ISN #81

I'm so nerdy, I have a facebook page for each of my WoW characters.

ISN #53

I'm so nerdy, I write binary in my Moleskine.

ISN #71

I'm so nerdy, that I would love to change the world, but I couldn't find the source code.

ISN #74

I'm so nerdy, I say "Desther! NOOOoooooo!" in a really deep, stupid voice at every possible opportunity.

ISN #77

I'm so nerdy, at 40 I still live in my mother's house... in Sims.

ISN #29

I'm so nerdy, that when my mom asked me what I got for my English test I said 1101100001011.

ISN #68

I'm so nerdy, my dreams involve me getting rejected by girls.

ISN #67

I'm so nerdy, I vocalise emoticons while talking, colon capital d.

ISN #67

I'm so nerdy, I vocalise emoticons while talking, colon capital d.

ISN #67

I'm so nerdy, I vocalise emoticons while talking, colon capital d.

ISN #67

I'm so nerdy, I vocalise emoticons while talking, colon capital d.

ISN #66

I'm so nerdy, the hottest chicks I've been seen with are the models that posed with me when I won a Guitar Hero Competition.

ISN #65

I'm so nerdy, I don't button bash in Tekken.

ISN #65

I'm so nerdy, I don't button bash in Tekken.

ISN #65

I'm so nerdy, I don't button bash in Tekken.

ISN #64

I'm so nerdy, when I made up a ridiculously lame pickup line about Nokias, I was so proud of it that I immediately posted it on Twitter.

ISN #55

I'm so nerdy, I speak in status updates.

ISN #61

I'm so nerdy I have four computers in the house, and I live alone.

ISN #61

I'm so nerdy I have four computers in the house, and I live alone.

ISN #61

I'm so nerdy I have four computers in the house, and I live alone.

ISN #54

I'm so nerdy, I still use floppies to save my porn on.

ISN #54

I'm so nerdy, I still use floppies to save my porn on.

ISN #58

I'm so nerdy, I know what you're thinking and yes the sims me does gym.

ISN #58

I'm so nerdy, I know what you're thinking and yes the sims me does gym.

ISN #58

I'm so nerdy, I know what you're thinking and yes the sims me does gym.

ISN #51

I'm so nerdy, whenever I see "ftl", I think of warp travel.

ISN #52

I'm so nerdy, I bought my wife a G-string that says "0.01% drop rate".

ISN #47

I'm so nerdy, I ping myself just to make sure I'm alive.

ISN #46

I'm so nerdy, I had a dream that I reprogrammed my brain so that I could program more efficiently.

ISN #41

I'm so nerdy, I love that the iPhone is UNIX based!

ISN #42

I'm so nerdy, I know what a browser is and the difference is between search engine's algorithms.

ISN #40

I'm so nerdy, I need to check if the hotel has wifi before booking.

ISN #38

I'm so nerdy, I carry a d20 with me just in case I get into a fight.

ISN #35

I'm so nerdy, I always think ctrl + z when I do stuff wrong.

ISN #36

I'm so nerdy, I try to identify fonts by name in cinema credits.

ISN #34

I'm so nerdy, I feel the need to #hash tag in general conversation.

ISN #32

I'm so nerdy, I have never seen a true circle.

ISN #30

I'm so nerdy, I love this site.

ISN #28

I'm so nerdy, I have a special ziplock bag for my iPhone so I can browse in the shower and at the beach.

ISN #27

I'm so nerdy, my excuse for not watching rugby with my father is that the physics engine is unrealistic.

ISN #21

I'm so nerdy, the water in Crysis looks more realistic than the water in the pool.

ISN #20

I'm so nerdy, I think of twins as a glitch in The Matrix.

ISN #19

I'm so nerdy, I have a Mac wallpaper on my PC.

ISN #18

I'm so nerdy, last night I dreamt I was in my own Myst puzzle.

ISN #17

I'm so nerdy, I woke up just before 6am, the earliest I've gotten up this year, just to get a desired Facebook username.

ISN #16

I'm so nerdy, my dreams are 8bit.

ISN #15

I'm so nerdy, I always try to remind people that Macs are PCs too.

ISN #14

I'm so nerdy, I think of going out as going raiding, except in real life!

ISN #13

I'm so nerdy i can actually understand this 1001110001001 1001101001011 1001110001010 1001101001100 1001110001011 1001101001101 1001110001100 1001101001110 1001110001101 1001101001111

ISN #12

I'm so nerdy I program in LOLCode

ISN #11

I'm so nerdy I know the RGB code of all web-safe colors by heart.

ISN #10

I'm so nerdy that I refer to home as 127.0.0.1

ISN #9

I'm so nerdy I think in 1337 speak. I should really nerf these imba thoughts.

ISN #8

I'm so nerdy I speak in mopos.

ISN #6

I'm so nerdy my friends call me MacBook.

ISN #5

I'm so nerdy I point out Comic Sans everywhere I see it.

ISN #4

I'm so nerdy, I'm running a play-by-email RPG campaign.

ISN #3

I'm so nerdy, any time someone says 'I suppose,' I always respond by mimicking the monkeys in Rhythm Paradise. (IIII Suppose, Hey!)

ISN #2

I'm so nerdy, I named my Female Night Elf Hunter in World of Warcraft after my crush in real life, just so that I could play with her.

ISN #1

I'm so nerdy, I used to say 'gg' to my roommate before I went to sleep.