tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604Thu, 11 Dec 2025 08:22:16 +0000tentcamperFunnySunday SlidesinsanitylifewomenHot Dadskidssexcaption contestAsk Hot DadsmenQuestion and Answerfamilydaddy geek boyholy shitparentingblogdadfathersingle dadsmanicmariahchildboobsHot MamaPonderingHot ProductsbloggingchildrenDivorcePapa KSurfer Jaydatinggiveawayhomemanlinessraising teensrelationshipsdaddy feels moronichotlack of shamelovequestionsadvicemanHubmanLiteralDanSageexhumormarried liferole modelsNormal ChildhoodWTFcharacter building exercisesconversationdadlinessdaughterfoodholidaysBeerRandom Thoughtschristmasfirst time for everythingmommyparentsingle parentsteensHot MamasMoviesirritatingpasttoysAdoptionAsk Hot Mamasaffairsbedtime routinesdoctordrugshealthhimleisure timemarriagememoriesmilitaryproduct reviewsleeptravel fununnecessary surgery landHands To WarJobsSportsThanksgivingTiger Woodscookingcraigslistdon't cry daddy was just kiddingdrivingfantasyfootnotesfriday funniesfriendshipgiftshelpmockerymoneyrelatioshipsschoolvideovomitwritingBirthdayBombshellExcerciseHalloweenHot WinnerIndependence DayMan RulesPartyPerfect vacation for Wife/GirlfriendPoliticsSam AdamsSecret BoxWho Is Papa KWorking outassbirds and beesboyboys n girlscarscelebrity hotnesscheatingcollegedogsdrama queendrinkingeatingeyesgeekinesshairhappinessidiotsillnessinfidelityle sexy timelipslistslove hurts sometimeslovely ladiesmemorynaturenudityoldpoopornprivate partspuke all over mepuking kidrandomsarcasmsoccersontechnologyvalentinevasectomyyour body and youAmber AsksBaby pukeBaskitBlokesBrad PittCelebrity namesChicken WingsCloudy With A Chance of MeatballsCreaturesDCDILFDaylight SavingDemocratDr. CBGGang Sign LanguageGangstaHootersHottest Dad AliveHumpty DumptyI Go To Hooters For The WingsIRLJesse JamesJillian MichaelsJon GosselinLord of the FliesMaintenanceMama's A HoMarijuanaMc D's NutsMc Donalds commercial has brainwashed my sonMichelle McGeeMother GooseMovemberNew BalanceNew YearOscarsPacifierPraying MantisRepublicansSanta ClausShelle RocksSick and TwistedSlipknotSnoop DoggSo will you if you playTVTattoosTwilightVaselineWeedagealcohal and playgroups don't well togetherankle bightersbaby cribbaby puked on mebabysittingbadgesbankbath timeboobie-thonboogersbooksbootybreastscan i get a contractcasiocell phonescharitycleavagecrack in the sidewalkcyclingdomestic blissdreamdude pay attention she's talking to youeducationemailexcusesfootballfucken mc donaldsfunnglass dildo blowergratitudehahahandy mannyhappy birthdayhuntinghypocrisyincoming fistsintroductionjokesjuvenile myositislinksmade in japanmanly ritualsmemorial daymom vs dadmoustachemusclesmy kid blew chunks in a store and the wife had to clean it upnamesnaptime is daddy timeneighborhoodneighborhood play groupnewbornno sleepnub nubobama is a crookone-night-standsonlineover scheduledpancakespatent 587994pick up linesplanningpre-existing conditionproblemsquizretailromancing the stone cold foxsahdsayingsscreaming kidsexy text messagesshavingshoesshoppingslave laborsnowboardspamsquirrelsstay at home dadstomach flustripper poletabula rasatactthatswhatshesaidthe runsthings my kid said.throwuptrumpetunfunnyvacationwealthyweddingworld cupzombieshttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Captain Dumbass)Blogger486125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-3925419570120132821Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +00002012-01-11T15:00:24.379-08:00videoIf you enjoyed "S#*t Girls Say" and "S#*t Girls Say Part 2" you'll love "S#*t Nobody Says." Then swing by Dogs & Jeans for more pithy humor.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2012/01/funniest-thing-all-week.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-8929255084823584664Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:05:00 +00002011-12-05T15:05:53.316-08:00bloggingmoneyIt's true! After 3 years and nearly 800 posts, my blog Dogs & Jeans has finally broken through the $100 threshold. At a pace of $0.03 a day, it takes quite a while for those visits to add up, but if you are patient, and post relentlessly about the world of politics and current events, you too can receive some Christmas spending money every three years. So what are people searching for on http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/12/you-can-make-money-with-google.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-3659885312639494466Fri, 02 Dec 2011 22:48:00 +00002011-12-02T14:48:33.403-08:00PoliticsHow could Herman Cain have run into sexual harassment issues when he even made this training video pointing out the pitfalls? http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6buohttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/12/herman-cain-wrote-book.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7014468989872634400Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:12:00 +00002011-11-23T13:12:40.612-08:00ThanksgivingTomorrow (and part of today and most of Friday) are Thanksgiving. Since I will be eating and watching football and really be of no use to society whatsoever, here are some links to my past thoughts on Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for cut-and-paste! Why American Thanksgiving is better than Canadian Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Conversation Help Thanksgiving Demotivational Posters Why I'm Thankfulhttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/11/thanksgiving-thoughts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7335008170202888684Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:52:00 +00002011-11-09T01:02:00.016-08:00made in japanobama is a crookslave laborWhat's that say Poppa?" The boy asked me as he pointed at the backside of his new extrra large bright red beach shovel."Let's see. Says, Made In Japan.""Oh."-Later that day-While grinding playdoh into the dining room chair cushion, the boy flips over his Spiderman plate and asks me, "What's that say Jay?""It says Zak!.""Oh. What does that one say Jay?""Made In Japan.""That what it's called?" He http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/11/made-in-japan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7135412808997540634Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:38:00 +00002011-07-21T10:55:01.305-07:00writingIn addition to being a Hot Dad (and Smokin' Husband), I publish a daily politics and current events satire blog over at Dogs and Jeans. I was doing some reviews of the site traffic statistics this weekend and became puzzled over some of the data related to key words. As many of you know, much traffic to websites can be gained by using words or phrases that are popular in search engines.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/07/whats-wronge-with-internet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-8219444799414417186Thu, 07 Jul 2011 19:20:00 +00002011-07-07T12:20:59.178-07:00footballMoviesNothing says "Father and Kid Time" more than football on a Sunday afternoon. But what if the lockout continues? Funny or Die has one idea: Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautnerhttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/07/do-you-miss-football.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-5511996560378611180Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:49:00 +00002011-06-14T14:49:25.693-07:00dadMoviesA special Tribute to Dad's from Funny or Die. A Fathers Day Salute - watch more funny videos For more fun, visit Trooper at Dogs and Jeans.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/06/fathers-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-3394525067927677635Mon, 23 May 2011 07:52:00 +00002011-05-23T01:09:09.325-07:00alcohal and playgroups don't well togetherSurfer JayBlock parties in my neighborhood are not really kid friendly. Not when one of the dads walks around with two bottles of whiskey forcing shots on any innocent bystander he can find, and the older kidless generations of neighbors have a few kegs on ice in the middle of the street, and the random groups of single middle aged roughian types who swap each other on any given night, are so piss drunk http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/05/family-unfriendly-block-party.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7812797588246800033Fri, 13 May 2011 17:34:00 +00002011-05-13T10:35:24.124-07:00breastshealth* This post is endorsed by the Bus Doctor. Now it's scientifically proven! This is the best day ever! Thanks to our friends at The Chive For more information, both breast and non-breast alike, visit Dogs and Jeans.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/05/breasts-make-men-healthier.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-1914781592083400012Wed, 11 May 2011 15:35:00 +00002011-05-11T08:42:03.369-07:00Surfer Jaythings my kid said."That's a pyramid." I pointed out to the boy as we watched the opening scene to Despicable Me. As we do nearly every day."'re ahh ack.""Huh?""Uer ahhn cack?" He repeated, while trying to keep his eys on the movie, but still tilting his head my way while affording me a slight glance.That last one got my attention, as I staired at him as if asking to repeat what he said in a more coherent form of http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/05/he-called-me-what.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-6419250888435642321Wed, 04 May 2011 11:00:00 +00002011-05-04T04:00:11.549-07:00single dadsvacationI haven’t been blogging much these past few months, mainly because I was in a car accident (whiplash, concussion, and car was totaled). I simply haven’t had the time or energy. Plus I feel like crap (light-headed, tired, achy) if I don’t hold my neck and head in the absolute perfect position. Staring at a computer is hard work. No joke! (Though you can feel free to make jokes. I have thick skin. http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/05/hot-dad-recovers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (dadshouse)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-397835986394328582Tue, 03 May 2011 22:22:00 +00002011-05-03T15:22:11.242-07:00I have had it with GroupOn and Swarm Jam! What seemed like a cool idea two months ago, now drives me nuts. Everyday my email inbox is filled up with offers for crap I don't need! "Want 59% off the price of a panoramic wall mural?" NO! "Don't miss out on 60% off photo finishing!" Just watch me! "37% off pedicure - only $195!" Nobody's feet are worth $195! "High end jewelry at 60% off!" Leave me http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/05/no-more-savings.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-2655666775200823088Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:40:00 +00002011-04-01T12:40:49.346-07:00doctorLately the advice I have been dispensing on my morning rides has not been as interesting as in the past. Mostly rashes, weeping sores and hallucinations. And that's just the driver! Bah-dum-cha! But seriously, there hasn't been anything noteworthy to share with you fine readers. However this morning someone left a copy of Men's Health on the seat and I had a glance through. Lot's of great recipeshttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/04/more-advice-from-bus-doctor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-246567989726971981Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:42:00 +00002011-03-24T10:42:37.204-07:00JobsvideoNot that it's a parenting issue, but I'm confused by my company's new Sexual Harassment policy training video. Is it just me or is there a mixed message here? Thanks to our friends at The Chive For more laughs and thought provoking ideas (maybe) see Dogs and Jeans.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/03/company-harrasment-policy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-5780795530491072432Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:31:00 +00002011-03-02T10:31:22.507-08:00exMy Ex-wife showed up at my office a few days ago to once again accuse me of not giving her support payments, even though I had the cancelled cheques to prove she had received the money. Curiously my dog knew she had arrived moments before I did. I wish I had his heightened senses; I could have saved myself a lot of grief. Read more at Dogs and Jeans.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/03/dog-senses-danger.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-5073698747779078078Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:05:00 +00002011-02-28T15:05:19.336-08:00drama queenexkidsOn Friday, my teenage daughter called me from school asking for my help. She found out her march in science was in the low 30's. The teacher had given her the opportunity to re-do some of her assignments and re-test this week. She claimed she didn't understand the material and if I'd help. I told her I'd be glad to work with her as I only had plans that night and early morning hockey each http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/02/whats-with-all-drama.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-4295436099807651718Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:58:00 +00002011-02-22T10:58:38.986-08:00kidsDo you feel you are nothing more than "a meal, clean clothes and a ride" to your kids? If you are tired of nagging your kids until you are blue in the face, read on. Want to rid your home of temper tantrums, rolling eyes and screams of "I hate you!", read on. My wife and I have been reading "Have A New Kid By Friday" since Christmas. I can't recommend it highly enough. Even if your childrenhttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/02/want-new-kid.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-4996372330908675876Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:11:00 +00002011-02-14T12:12:10.070-08:00valentinevideoIf you are like many lonely, single people, you dread the annual arrival of the Hallmark Holiday of Valentine's Day. The good folk over at The Onion had you in mind when they broadcast the yearly Stoning of A Happy Couple. Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held Let their misery be your candy heart, their tears your chocolate kisses.http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/02/valentines-not-fan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-5363629952909882333Fri, 11 Feb 2011 00:22:00 +00002011-02-10T16:24:04.455-08:00valentineWith Valentine's Day fast approaching, you guys might want The Manslator to make sure you can make the most of the day for her (and you). Thanks to our friends at The Chive! Read more Trooper at Dogs and Jeanshttp://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/02/manslator.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-8990092104032956529Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:49:00 +00002011-02-07T13:50:33.262-08:00TVWhile there was really nothing that could make up for the horrible, horrible half-time performance by the Black Eyed Peas, the crop of clever ads came pretty close. Even people who have no interest in football watch the NFL Championship Game to enjoy the most expensive 30 second spots of the year. My favorites were the Ameritrade Baby and Ozzy for Best Buy. What were yours?http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/02/best-super-bowl-ads.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7520662490334094105Mon, 31 Jan 2011 22:29:00 +00002011-01-31T14:29:41.417-08:00sexOver the weekend, my two teenage sons taught me some sexual lingo I had never heard of. The circumstances for how this conversation came about are irrelevant but once the door was opened with a description of "felching", it was a rush by each of them to share their knowledge of the slang for acts so bizarre, I couldn't help but listen. Now, I was never the most adventurous fornicator in my http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/01/stuff-i-learned-from-my-teens-and-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-7451301752365198932Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:26:00 +00002011-01-19T15:45:07.421-08:00parentingGood news everyone! If you have been wondering whether or not you are a good parent, relief is at hand. No more will you worry you are spending too much time at work, or your meals are not as nutritious as they could be. There is freedom from guilt that you haven't taken your kids to Disneyland. If you have been concerned you don't set a good example because you smoke or drink too much. No way http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/01/thats-just-good-paranting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-9021801675307203504Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:54:00 +00002011-01-14T11:54:21.018-08:00ExcerciseMany of the web sites I visit, including Facebook, are laced with advertising. Nearly 75% of those ads offer promises of a flat belly. I'm not sure whether Google (or whoever hosts these spots) knows about my body and feeds me the enticing little tidbits, or if 6-pack abs are in such demand, everyone one the Internet sees them. To better catch my attention, the blurbs feature a sexy girl in a http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/01/tips-for-flat-belly.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-1986549378362167508Tue, 04 Jan 2011 18:48:00 +00002011-01-04T10:48:30.419-08:00New YearIf many of you out there are like me (let’s call you the “Lucky Ones”), you have put off making New Year’s Resolutions, such as ‘I will stop procrastinating”. But if you don't want to stare blankly when the same old smug bastards ask “So, have you made any New Year’s Resolutions?”, you'll need to have a response other than looking at the ground with embarrassment and kicking a clod of frozen http://hotdads.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-years-resoltions.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Trooper Thorn)5