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Heather:The fat, bigoted b*stard won

Heather — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:25:00 -0800

Well, NJ has a new governor now. We now have to deal with Mr.
"pro-life", "marriage is between a man and a woman" for the next 4
years. Our work is definitely cut out for us to prevent him from
overturning the protections and freedoms that we now have and prevent
him from making it legal to discriminate against us or tell us that our
thoughts or feelings are not important or outright wrong.

Family:Rotten "Christians"

Graewulf — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:04:00 -0800

I have to say that I am rather irked by the rottenness of some
"Christians" around the holidays. Last night was Halloween. We took the
kids trick or treating, which is a really harmless, NON-RELIGIOUS event.
Apparently some "Christians" don't get this concept. So as I am going
through the kid's goodies, I find a pamphlet advertising "Jesus Christ".

Ok, so you have freedom of religion, but that does not automatically
give you the right to advertise your religion on a holiday which is all
about wearing costumes and getting candy. So you don't agree with the
holiday. That is your right. If this is the case, turn the porch light
off and don't answer the door. It's as simple as that. Really.

How would you feel if I handed your kids pamphlets advertising "The real
truth behind the bible" when they were out Christmas caroling? I can
pretty well imagine you'd get quite pissed if I did that, wouldn't you?

I hate to break it to you, but Halloween has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do
with religion, contrary to what your narrow-minded bigoted religious
leaders tell you. It is not about worshiping pagan gods or anything of
the sort. Yes, it does fall on a date that was STOLEN from the pagans by
"Christians" way back when in an attempt to do away with their religious
practices (and they almost succeeded too).

Halloween is about one thing and one thing only... Putting on a costume
and walking miles and miles in an attempt to fill a really big bag full
of candy. Why do these "Christians" have to try and ruin a PERFECTLY
HARMLESS holiday by preaching to these children. Get with the program,
folks! These kids don't need to be preached to about how if they pray to
your God that their "sins" will be forgiven. They need to have fun and
get lots of candy.

Has your life been so bad that you have forgotten what it is like to be
a kid and just have fun??? Maybe you should dress in a costume and wish
the kids a "Happy Halloween" for a change. Go to a Halloween party with
some friends and have fun. I realize that this concept is probably
foreign to you, but maybe it will help you get that stick out of your ass!

Family:Cleaning the basement

Graewulf — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:53:00 -0800

I finally got back to cleaning in the basement. I have a sort of kids play area put together now. With a little more work I should have a rec room setup again.

Family:God twitters creation

Graewulf — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:54:00 -0700

By melindataub | Published: October 29, 2009

God: Gosh its dark in here.
7 days ago

God: There thats better.
7 days ago

God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up?
7 days ago

God: guys?
7 days ago

God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha.
7 days ago

God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST
7 days ago

God: BOOORREEDD with endless void gonna make some stuff
7 days ago

God: Hey look what I did today! Separated the darkness from the light. Universe looks like a black and white cookie.
7 days ago

God: I shall call the light day and the darkness Eileen.
7 days ago

God: Darkness doesnt look like an Eileen. Lets go with night
7 days ago

God: Also i created heaven & earth.
7 days ago

God: also i created apostrophes but im not gonna use them
7 days ago

God: thats enough creating for now. Catch ya tomorrow
7 days ago

God: RT @Satan: WHAT IS “TOMORROW”
7 days ago

God: oh i forgot 2 mention i created time too. Busy day.
7 days ago

God: kind of lame creating 2day. Created a firmament. Not sure what that is
6 days ago

God: OMme so much 2 do 2day you guys! Got to bring 4th land from the waters AND create plants and trees. What should i do first?!
5 days ago

God: should have done land first. plants sank
5 days ago

God: fixed! Trees now ON TOP of land.
5 days ago

God: sorry no tweets yesterday guys. Made the sun moon & stars. turned out 2 be more work than i expected. Theyre bigger than they look
3 days ago

God: another busy day. Made @beastsofthesea, @birdsoftheair, and best of all: @penguins. Those turned out so well.
3 days ago

God: made some more kinds of penguins.
3 days ago

God: Poll: What else should i make? a. beasts of the land b. creatures in my own image c. more penguins
2 days ago

God: Answer my poll!
2 days ago

God: maybe it was a mistake to create the internet b4 invention of computers
2 days ago

God: all right penguins it is. Yay!
2 days ago

God: oops. Penguins don’t like the desert.
2 days ago

God: or Indiana.
2 days ago

God: or the sky.
2 days ago

God: ill try the rainforest. Everything thrives in the rainforest.
2 days ago

God: Not penguins.
2 days ago

God: screw it. Made a bunch of other beasts of the land. Not as awesome as penguins but much less picky.
2 days ago

God: also created fake fossils and planted them in the ground 2 make the earth appear much older than it is. Just a little practical joke.
2 days ago

God: i need more followers.
2 days ago

God: #FollowFriday @adam @eve
2 days ago

God: @adam @eve I am the LORD your God who separated the light from the darkness. You shall have no other God before me for I am the LORD your Go
2 days ago

God: &#$%ing character limits. Point is, yay! I made you! Hi! Do what i say.
2 days ago

God: @adam: such as #noteatingapples.
2 days ago

God: @adam what do u mean why? Because im ur god and i said so.
2 days ago

God: @adam why r u bugging me about this? u can have all the mangoes u want and theyre way better.
2 days ago

God: @adam well youre just going to have to take my word for it.
2 days ago

God: @adam WHAT is ur DAMAGE with this apple thing? Eves not tweeting about apples. Shes just off – um –
2 days ago

God: @eve Hey!
2 days ago

God: @adam @eve: EPIC FAIL at #noteatingapples. Both of u r BANNED
2 days ago

God: so yesterday was really stressful. Im taking a break today. No more tweets til tomorrow.
1 day ago

God: Check it out, baby panda sneezing! http://tr.im/DsZ5 (took a break from my break to create YouTube.)
1 day ago

Family:Trick or treat

Graewulf — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:58:00 -0700

We're trick or treating with the kids. I've gotten a few people with my abby costume. The don't realize I'm a guy until I say something. :)

Heather:EZ Combs

Heather — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:24:00 -0700

The other day my wife got me a pack of those EZ Combs for my hair. I
love these things! They are so cool, especially if you have longer hair.
They make it so easy to pull your hair back and out of your face.

Family:Philosophy

Graewulf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:37:00 -0700

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear, or are out to
repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his
wisdom.
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to
him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about
one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to
pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what
you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely
sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or
not. Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you
are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him
even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third
test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my
student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True
nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such
high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his
wife.

Family:Backups

Graewulf — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:18:00 -0700

Well, my backup strategy got put to the test today. My computer crashed and I was not able to save all the photos. I'm pulling 9500 down from the ftp server. Backups are a good thing!

Heather:The social security office

Heather — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:09:00 -0700

Yesterday I had to go to the social security office to apply for a replacement card for our foster son. It was a Heather day, but I did not let that stop me... I had no issues at all, even after showing my drivers license. They didn't even react to it.

Heather:The social security office

Heather — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:43:00 -0700

Family:Ever watch How do I look?

Graewulf — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:11:00 -0700

I felt like one of the hosts on that show yesterday. We went shopping
for some new clothes for Rain to update her look at the outlet tores in
Jackson. I had an image in mind and was searching for a very specific
look. As we picked through the racks at a few stores I was throwing tops
and jackets and jeans together to see how they looked. I loved it and
actually had a bunch of fun doing it. At the same time, I couldn't help
seeing the humor in the fact that I looked like one of the hosts on that
show as I did it.

Heather:You know you pass when...

Heather — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:00:00 -0700

You get hit on by a lesbian at a gay bar. :) we're at georgie's and I did...

Family:9 years...

Graewulf — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:04:00 -0700

Its hard to believe, but 9 years ago today Rain & I got married. Who would have thought that we would have an adopted daughter and a foster son now. It's been over 12 years since we met. Wow, how time flies...
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