Hank's Movie Reviews

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:18:00 +0000

Stay away from the Mall - Stay Away from the Mall-

This movie goes nowhere , it's bland and predictable ,and worst of all NOT Funny -

Follow the adventures of an overweight mall security guard, Paul Blart, as he fights a mall take over on Black Friday the biggest shopping day of the year -

The good thing no cursing or nudity - as for plot and dialog - none to write home about.

Stay home and rent a good movie - No popcorn

The Hotel For Dogs

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:35:00 +0000

If it's time to get out of the house with the kids you'll have a good time watching them laugh and enjoy this light comedy.

NO Foul language,No Sex, No High speed car chases.

Just Kids and lot and lots of Dogs.

With A Happy Feel Good Ending.

3 Buttered Popcorn Bags

Enjoy

Film Review: The Boy In The Stripped Pajamas

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:00 +0000

Movie review: Australia

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:30:00 +0000

Two parts of long, long, long story.

Part 1- adventure, boy, met a girl, girl's ranch in danger, boy saves girl (rent any Rawhide -at least that will have Clint Eastwood)

Part 2- tale of Japan's invasion of northern Australia - leave now if you have dinner reservations

Hank - part 1: Two bags of popcorn - part 2: two pillows

Review: Changling

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:22:00 +0000

A true story very well acted. Directed with good sense of bringing out the truth about the Chicago police department at that time. Angelina Jolie, in my opinion, is deserving of an academy award - not just a nomination. Its good to see John Malkovich as a hero in a movie. Very believable movie in the search for truth and justice in a storyline.

My Opinion: Pass the Popcorn (4 buckets).

Hank

Review: Quantum of Solace

noreply@blogger.com (Hank) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:04:00 +0000

Where is the real James Bond?? Where are the explosions and decapitation that go on while he is receiving his Aston Martin? This movie is nothing but car chase after car chase. No plot, no real villain (Dr. No, Goldfinger, etc.).

In my opinion: Dukes of Hazards with Aston Martins (they used 12 of them). Give me back Sean Connery or Roger Moore. If anything bring back Desmond Llewelyn or John Cleese.

Overall: Save your Money.

Hank