Grumpy Techs

This One Has My Vote…

LeadGrump — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:59:56 +0000

I’m not a big football freak. Sue me. But I did enjoy the Super Bowl commercials this year. The E-Trade baby was priceless. Stevie Wonder in the VW commercial was hilarious. I wanna wear me a Sock Monkey costume to work. Even the Denny chicken commercials were thought provoking (as in, “Damn, I wanna go [...]

“I Have Eight Bosses, Bob”…

LeadGrump — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:00:39 +0000

Most of us know the drill when it comes to the number of bosses in a “big business” arena (even for those of us working for organizations that try to *act* like they’re “big business”). They treat us like something out of Office Space, with multiple bosses and “pee-on’s” to answer to. When you work [...]

“But Your 91 Y.O. Mother is a HOTTTIIIEEEE!!!”

LeadGrump — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:56:51 +0000

Okay, what I’m gonna mention is a true email from an end-user: “It’s Miss Problem again. In addition to the little XXX thing, I have another issue and I am not sure how it happened or what to do about it. I have been getting “Tagged” on Facebook for the last few days, and I know none [...]

“Shitass Tone” Fo Realz…

LeadGrump — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:38:19 +0000

It’s almost Christmas. Granted many people celebrate Christmas while a many more don’t. That’s not the point of this email (although the majority of my coworkers are going while I’m still working on server and network updates during the downtime because *someone* has to do it, right?) I’m sitting here happy as a clam, [...]

“The network is down?”

LeadGrump — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:33:04 +0000

Okay, seriously, Endusers, I *do* know if the network goes down simply because I would be unable to access World of Warcraft in the middle of the day. That being said, please don’t tell me that the network has been down ALL DAY ‘cuz, seriously, it hasn’t been. Also, if you’re gonna leave a voicemail on [...]