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Cover Model

2009-11-04T02:00:00Z

You've probably seen my modeling work on the cover of the new album by Weezer:

Between you and me, I don't think they've done anything good since Maladroit, but when they offer you the big treat payday, whatcha gonna do?

In case you're skeptical:

By the way, I don't do "the leap" without serious compensation. Bitch gotta get paid.

The Flop

2009-11-02T15:44:12Z

Like most young uns, my sister has perfected the flopping fit:

Pumpkins!

2009-10-20T01:36:29Z

We went pumpkin shopping yesterday:

It was considerably less expensive than car shopping.

Goodbye, Big White Car; Hello, Little Blue-Gray Car!

2009-10-20T01:32:56Z

We disposed of the big white monster and replaced it with a smaller monster of indeterminate blue, gray, or blue-gray color:

Daddy tried to include me in the trade-in. Hmph!

Little girl, that car's going to be yours in a short 14 years and a few months!

Grandparents in September

2009-10-08T03:15:00Z

Last month, grandmas and grandpa all visited.

Emily went to a Riverfront Pops concert:

And then Grammerly and Gramperly came:

They dressed me up at day care:

Ready for Halloween

2009-10-07T14:20:00Z

I think Emily is preparing to spit out her milk the way lady beetles spit out that stinky stuff when you squish them or eat them:

Peanut Buttery, Tired, Intense

2009-09-02T19:42:08Z

I think you can figure out which is which:

The Princess in Her Castle

2009-08-25T13:35:00Z

Momma bought Emily a tent castle. Here she is looking out the "window":

Sometimes I like to be in the castle. Emily kicks me out.

"Uncle(s)!"

2009-08-19T18:55:00Z

My uncles Doug and Bruce visited this past weekend. My cousin Liza, too:

Uncle Doug read Emily a story:

I am certain this is not an approved use of this device:

What Emily doesn't know is that the alligator predates her by many, many years:

Emily also decided that she wanted to take me for a walk:

Child of Frankenstein('s Monster)

2009-08-06T19:20:00Z

Daddy demanded that I be clear that this is the kid of the creature(s) and not of the doctor.

Sometimes we wish Frankenstein would deanimate her.

Bye Bye, Little Red Car

2009-07-14T03:10:00Z

You served your Momma well, and I yakked in you, but now it's time to say goodbye:

Plus, Emily has found a new mode of transit:

It's Summer!

2009-06-24T21:50:00Z

That most certainly doesn't look fun to me:

Wagons, Waffles, Slides, and Stairs

2009-05-30T17:05:00Z

Emily busted out her red wagon recently:

Here, I'm patiently waiting for a waffle. I definitely did not steal any waffle bits from my sister:

Emily's day-care provider took this lovely photo:

What's around that corner?

Exploring Careers at Day Care

2009-05-13T18:31:21Z

Emily is considering several vocational options.

Lunch lady:

And ... errrr ... mmmm ... stripper?

Big-Girl Smile

2009-04-28T15:20:31Z

In the eyes of her parents, she has ceased to look like a baby: