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Hotwifing and Cuckoldry: Part 2 - Hotwifing

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sun, 16 May 2010 14:28:00 +0000

For an overview of this series of posts please have a look at this post: Hotwifing and Cuckoldry – Introduction. For the definition of Hotwife please have a look at the “Part 1: Glossary of Terms” post.

Definition

I have already defined Bull, Hot Wife, Hotwifing and Slut Wife in this post: “Part 1: Glossary of Terms.” Please, go there if you need some basic info about any of those terms.

Who Participates in this Lifestyle?

The majority of people participating in this lifestyle are in part of a happy, committed relationships which they themselves view as strong. The obvious question is whether what they perceive as having a strong relationship isn’t simply a relationship with some disguised flaws? It’s something that only individual couples can answer truthfully and until proven otherwise who is to say that what they believe is not so?

The Bull

Not much is written about the characteristics of what some call “The Bull.” I chalk that up to the fact that the bull is really a fantasy who is made manifest by someone who plays a passing role. Due to the nature of the monogamous relationships from which those in the hotwifing lifestyle come from, there are very clear boundaries as to how intimate the involvement with the Bull becomes.

Once he starts to become a person and emotional bonds develop I believe that the couple are moving away from what can be called hotwifing and everyone involved move into the realm of Polyamory. Most people in the hotwifing lifestyle do however have rules that are supposed to stop this situation from arising in the first place. Rules like, not sleeping with or seeing the same person more than two or three times etc.

The Husband

This is a man who, like a very large number of other monogamous, married men enjoys the thought of his wife enjoying another man sexually. He is stimulated by the thought of her promiscuity which may take the form of him watching her have sex or going on “dates” and returning to him later on. Men in the lifestyle often describe the sex when they reclaim their wives as “the best ever.”

You are forgiven if you wrongly believe that the husband is hoping for his wife to reaffirm to him that only he can truly satisfy her sexually. No, her husband gets more excited the more the wife enjoys her extramarital lovers! When the hot wife is back in her husband’s arms, she will often graphically describe the intensity of the orgasms she has just experienced with another man or men.

Hot Wife Allie

Some may say that any man whose wife has sex with other men is in fact a cuckold in the classic meaning of the word they would be correct – even many swingers go that far because “the guy isn’t getting any.”

The men in the hotwifing lifestyle (unless they prefer to see themselves as cuckolds) would not agree with this and simply feel they are husbands to a hot wife – they love her, she loves them and both of them are in charge of their sexual destiny and enjoying the choices they make.

The Wife

The hotwife is generally a strong, sexual, free spirited woman, who enjoys the attention from another man.

PhatCamel

While the majority of wives in the hotwifing lifestyle do conform to the strong, sexually liberated type of female there are also those that are submissive and are in the lifestyle because their husbands dominate their sexuality. The difference here is that rather than, as we see in the cuckolding lifestyle the dominant partner usually withholds sex from their submissive, the dominant husbands usually enjoy making their submissive wives have sex with other men.

How Do They Get Into This Lifestyle?

There are two popular routes to hotwifing for Monogamous couples. Either the husband raises his desire for his wife to have sex with others or those already in the swinging community find their relationship evolved to hotwifing. It’s possible, but very rare, that the wife broaches the subject first.

It is often said that men get their wife into hotwifing/swinging and it is the wife that keeps the lifestyle going.

PhatCamel

In the cases where a couple does not enter the hotwifing lifestyle from the swinging community…

[The] Hot wife relationships are often first suggested by the husband who has fantasized about, if he ever gets enough courage to overcome his embarrassment and bring it up with his wife. The wife tends at best to react with complete amazement, at worst with severe hostility – even if she herself has fantasized about being with other men.

Hot Wife Allie

The reason women, in general, do not react positively to suggestions like this are, for the most part, societal. Norms dictate that she be faithful to her husband and just the thought of the reaction one will receive from ones peers at the idea of straying from the monogamous mainstream is simply too much to bear. Not only that but the idea that your partner wants you to enjoy your sexuality while they remain chaste simply does not compute.

There must be another reason for this… Has he been unfaithful and simply wants you to to fuck around so he doesn’t feel guilty anymore? Is this some kind of strategy on his part to have sex with other women? Is he secretly gay?

Most women would never guess that the truth is far stranger than fiction and that the thought of his wife having sex with others ranks under the top three fantasies among married men. Not only that but, the longer the couple is together the higher it rates!

It is one of life’s ironies that men with hotwives often become very committed to themselves being faithful the more promiscuous their wives are. The husband typically finds his wife sexier than ever before – even when they first met – and the excitement of competing for his own wife highly erotic and exciting. There are accounts from wives that upon becoming hotwives, not only did they experience great sex and fun, but their husbands became more loving and romantic, bought them more gifts and vacations and started to take a greater interest in household duties – classical actions by a man seeking to gain a lady’s affection.

Hot Wife Allie

In cases where couples are already open with their sexuality and do share sex with others, as is the case with swinging…

The husband generally first realizes that he gets stimulated when his wife gets the attention of another man.

PhatCamel

In time he finds that seeing her engage in sex with others and reliving the event with afterwards while he reclaims her far outweighs the pleasure he has with having sex with other women.

When The Wheels Fall Off

Of the most common disasters that can befall a hotwifing relationship is that the wife gets emotionally attached to her Bull who may then become a lover or she becomes emotionally detached from her husband.

Rather than letting this cause the end of their relationship there are alternatives that are worth looking at. In cases where emotional bonds start developing, I would suggest that everyone involved do some reading on Polyamory.

When she starts loosing interest in her husband as a lover a possible alternative would be to give Cuckolding a try. Part 3 will contain much more information around this more extreme form of hotwifing (or is hotwifing a watered down version of Cuckolding?).

SUPERgirl

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 08 May 2010 07:10:00 +0000

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Sorry for the wait...

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:14:00 +0000

I know Part 2 of my 10 part series on Hotwifing and Cuckoldry was due last week. I'm going to do my best to get it out this weekend.

HNT: True Romance

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:01:00 +0000

Hotwifing and Cuckoldry - Part 1: Glossary of Terms

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 20:00:00 +0000

For an overview of this series of posts please have a look at this post: Hotwifing and Cuckoldry – Introduction.

A list of definitions for some common terminology in the Cuckolding and Hot Wife Lifestyles.

Bull

Single guy who has sex with married woman or women in a committed relationship. The Bull is usually physically superior to the woman’s husband/boyfriend in some way or another – at worse the fact that he is doing the fucking can be seen as being superior to her regular partner.

Cuckold

There are two contexts to take into consideration when defining the Cuckold. The tradition Cuckold and the Cuckold who lives the Cuckolding Lifestyle.

The Traditional Cuckold

Cuckold is derived from the Old French for the cuckoo, cucu, with the pejorative suffix -old. The earliest written use of the Middle English derivation, cokewold, occurs in 1250. The females of certain varieties of cuckoo lay their eggs in other bird’s nests, freeing themselves from the need to nurture the eggs to hatching. The female equivalent cuckquean first appears in English literature in 1562, adding a female suffix to the "cuck"; Wittol, which substitutes "wete" (meaning witting or knowing) for the first part of the word, first appears in 1520.
Cuckolds have sometimes been written [about] as "wearing the horns of a cuckold" or just "wearing the horns". This refers to the fact that the man being cuckolded is the last to know of his wife's infidelity. He is wearing horns that can be seen by everybody but him.

Wikipedia

The Lifestyle Cuckold

The Cuckold in the Cuckolding Lifestyle is a married man whose wife, like a Hot Wife, sleeps with other men. In most cases she does so to the extent where her cuckold husband is excluded from having sex with her and may often only do so after extended periods of him proving himself worthy. The Cuckold takes on this submissive role consensually and experiences a great deal of erotic stimulation through humiliation and sexual denial.

In plain English, cuckold husbands are men who stand by and accept wife's infidelity, being sexually excited by her actions. They may have normal sexual relations with their wife part of the time, or they may accept that the wife has chosen another man to replace them completely in her sexual bed.

Cuckold Husbands

Cuckoldress

The sexually dominant wife of a cuckold. Many participants of the Cuckolding Lifestyle still prefer the term hotwife or slutwife even though what they practice is clearly not hotwifing.

When picturing a Cuckoldress the following expression is useful:

Hot Wife

Dominatrix

Cuckoldress.

The cuckoldress is a hotwife who knows how to apply humiliation as effectively as a dominatrix can apply physical sensations to torment her sexually submissive husband. She is also confident enough to take total control of her sexual relationship. She knows that she can get better sexual fulfilment from other men and isn’t afraid to do so if she desires and to let her husband know exactly what she is doing and where he falls short.

In the classical cuckoldry fantasy the cuckoldress usually has a very cruel side to her but this isn’t a requirement. Sometimes the most intense humiliation can be administered by a cuckoldress who is kind and has the cuckold’s best interest at heart. Who but the kindest cuckoldress could keep her husband locked in a cock-cage for two weeks to help him from masturbating without her knowledge?

(see: Cuckoldrix, Hotwife)

Cuckoldrix

A Cuckoldress but rather than being the wife if the cuckold, the cuckoldrix is usually someone who lets a submissive man indulge his cuckold tendencies in more “professional” manner.

Cuckoldry (or the Cuckolding Lifestyle)

The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge. A cuckold fetishist is aware of his partner's activity and derives sexual pleasure from it. In this subculture, the female is typically sexually dominant, while the male takes on a submissive role, only becoming involved with her or her partner when she permits it—sometimes remaining altogether celibate. Other arrangements are certainly possible, however.

Wikipedia

Cuckquean

Cuckolds need not always be men. They may not be as prominent in the scene as their male counterparts but women who enjoy the humiliation and visual stimulation of seeing their husbands have sex with other women do exist.

A female cuckold. A woman who's husband or boyfriend commits adultery. A woman who enjoys being humiliated by her husband or boyfriend's sex with other women.

Katie was such a cuckquean. Her boyfriend brought home some chick from the bar to fuck. They forced her to sit in the corner and watch, and then clean them both up while calling her dirty, humiliating names. Katie loved it.

Urban Dictionary

Hot Wife

If online interest is anything to go by she is probably one of the most popular married male fantasies, second only to having a threesome with another woman.

The term hot wife refers to a woman who has sex with men, and/or women, other than her spouse with the spouse's consent. In most cases he may take a vicarious pleasure in watching the pleasure of his wife and the man or men, or enjoys watching, hearing, or knowing about his wife's adventures. Husbands may also take part by engaging in threesomes, or arranging dates for their wives. And often, if not an active participant, the husband take photos and/or video of his wife's sexual encounter.

Wikipedia

The term hot wife is often used to describe a happily married woman who enjoys intimate relations with other men, with her loving husband’s full and genuine support, but where he typically agrees to be completely monogamous with his wife. Both spouses derive satisfaction from the wife’s extramarital pleasures. The husband is not necessarily submissive, although the couple may role-play that the wife relentlessly flaunts her “infidelity” in front of her husband.

Hot Wife Allie

Hotwifing (or the Hot Wife Lifestyle)

Hotwifing is an alternative lifestyle which, we can be see as a subculture of the swinging lifestyle. The Hotwife lifestyle sets itself apart from swinging because rather than both partners having sex with others, the hot wife’s husband only has sex with his wife.

The husband is publicly aware of his wife’s activities and encourages them whenever possible. In some cases the husband watches from afar while his wife puts on a show just for him by flirting, kissing, heavy petting, and more with other men. In other cases the husband joins in on group sex activities. Most of the time these activities involve multiple men pleasing the wife, but occasionally other women are involved.

Ruski’s Blog

For the hot wife couple their sexual fulfilment comes the husband enjoying the thrill of seeing his wife sexually enjoying other people.

The husband is turned on by his wife’s adultery, whether this happens as part of a heterosexual threesome where she first has sex with her lover and then her husband, or if the husband is not present during her adventure, waits impatiently for his wife to come home from her date so that he can make love to her.

Hot Wife Allie

In Hotwifing there is full participation between husband and wife. The relationship is focussed on mutual pleasure as both parties are into the Hot Wife Lifestyle for their own enjoyment and that of their partner. When the power balance begins to shift this usually leads to them entering or experimenting with facets of cuckoldry.

Hotwifing does not or rarely involves humiliating and degrading the husband. The central focus of the hotwife lifestyle is that the male enjoys seeing his wife be pleasured by other men(with or without him), but is also dominant as opposed to submissive like the male in a cuckold relationship.

If the husband enjoys being emasculated and humiliated then he is a cuckold.

Slut Wife

Some view the term “Slut Wife” as synonymous to Hot Wife. “Slut Wife” is sometimes frowned upon as women in the hotwifing and cuckoldry lifestyles are never seen as sluts in the derogatory sense of the word. If se is called a slut, the term is usually used as a term of endearment or something to take pride in - even then - it is usually done only by people who know her. Cuckolds almost never refer to their wives as sluts – they wouldn’t dare.

Swinger

A person, usually married or in a committed relationship who participates in the Swinging Lifestyle.

Swinging

A lifestyle choice popular among married couples who feel the need to spice up their sex lives by including others for, usually once off, sessions.

Wannabe

Whether it is a Cuckold-, Hotwife- or Cuckoldress Wannabe these all refer to someone who is not part of any of these lifestyles but wants to be and usually spends a lot of time fantasizing about it on their own without their partners knowledge.

Sources

Cuckold Husbands
Hot Wife Allie
Hot Wife Dating
Ruski's Blog
Urban Dictionary
Wikipedia

HNT: Fresh Paint

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:01:00 +0000

Hotwifing and Cuckoldry – Introduction

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:02:00 +0000

Hotwifing and Cuckoldry are two of the vanilla entertainment styles couples wishing to explore sex with others outside of their predefined marriage boundaries can experiment with - of course, swinging is by far the most popular.

My Interest In The Subject

There are a number of things that interest me in hotwifing and cuckoldry, I’ll list some of the points here but they will all be discussed during the course of this series of posts.

Hotwifing and Cuckoldry are often mentioned as subcultures of swinging along with polyamory. This is something I totally disagree as I feel that swinging is a subculture of monogamy while polyamory and monogamy are relationship styles.
I find the progression from Swinging to Hotwifing then to Cuckoldry fascinating. There seems to be and intrinsic desire in humans whether they be vanilla or kinky to experience some form of erotic power exchange – while Hotwifing seems to be a levelling of the playing field, Cuckoldry seems to be one way monogamous men and women are allowed to skew what is “socially acceptable”.
The way the taboo’s monogamy introduces are used to enhance the sexual experiences of couples who move beyond their boundaries. While they never put them behind them they use them as convenient sources of pleasure and pain while participating in the hotwifing and cuckoldry lifestyle.
Some of the archetypes that feature prominently do have a lot to offer for anyone looking at finding inspiration in spicing up their sex-lives. Even though the complete package of hotwifing and cuckoldry isn’t to your taste there may be parts that you can incorporate in your bedroom repertoire.

Disclaimer

I’m simply going to share what I have learnt about Hotwifing and Cuckoldry as they are enjoyed by people who identify as Hotwives, Cuckolds, WifeLovers, Cukoldresses and Bulls. I don’t form part of this lifestyle but, if you disagree with anything I’m putting to you in these posts I’d love to hear what you have to say – comments please!

Hotwifing and Cuckoldry

Glossary of Terms
Hotwifing
What is Cuckoldry?
Some Hotwifing and Cuckoldry Themes
Let’s Explore The Humiliation
What Can Go Wrong (and how can we mitigate the risks)?
How Do I Get My Partner To Do This?
Can We Enjoy This Without Actually Fucking Anyone?
Online Resources

HNT: Ankle Wrap

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:01:00 +0000

Julius Malema caused a loss of 200 slots!

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:20:00 +0000

Can you believe it! My blog rating on Amatomu is 1086. That’s just about two hundred points below what it normally cruises along at. And the reason? All the political blogs are in a tailspin because of Julius Malema. First he dents our nations pride, almost sparks off a disappointing race war, escapes an “assassination by Rubik's cube” attempt, dents pride some more, “meets” with Bob and now he causes my ratings to drop.

What to do? If I were Julius I would either run to Jacob Zuma for protection or get security to remove the agent but, thank goodness I can stand on my own two feet and pay for my own broken windows. Instead, I think I’ll just have to post more so keep an eye out for a ten part series of posts on the science of Hotwifing and Cuckoldry.

Photo Blogging: Fat bottom girls...

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 07:22:00 +0000

Not my title but if this is what "fat" bottoms look like these days then hell! They make the rockin' world go round!

Flash Fiction: Ouchies

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:02:00 +0000

View full size image at DirtyAngels.Net.

Night had fallen and midnight loomed ahead as we devoured one episode of True Blood after the other. We had become insatiable, each lying on a couch while we gorged ourselves on Bill and Sookie’s adventures.

Slowly tiredness started setting in and I found myself simply wanting to rest my eyes for a few moments. Those few moments turned into finding a much more comfortable position on my couch. Comfort included being able to savour my wife's naked curves as she lay, almost hypnotized by the story playing itself out on the screen.

What could be better than closing your eyes, just for a moment, and the last thing you see is the nude beauty of the person you simply cannot get enough of. Watching her like this I never even realised that I had fallen asleep.

I don’t know how much later I realised that I was waking up. Something brought me back to consciousness. The weight of a naked human body pressing against mine. I knew it could not be my wife, this body was bony and not very heavy either. I tried to move but realised that I was paralysed. For some reason I could barely move my fingers and only the vague gasps came from my throat as I tried a raise the alarm.

Either my eyes had gotten used to the darkness or some form of unnatural ambient light filled the space between our bodies because I could see the thick fangs burying themselves in my chest while blood red lips suckled on the blood – which looked quite black in this light – oozing slowly from the open wounds.

Strangely enough I felt no fear nor any panic. It was as if the most logical conclusion had already been made for me; I’m going to be killed by some skinny vampire bitch and all I can think of was how totally turned on the whole thing was making me.

My cock was throbbing and I only realised now that it was buried deep between her legs and she rode it with an intoxicating rythm that was sure to make me cum… and soon. The strangest thoughts started entering in my head.

My wife would be so pissed that I was having sex with someone and we had not discussed this before. Am I wearing any protection because, God knows, I have no idea where this one had been before. Still, every time one of those fangs ripped a tiny little tear in my skin I felt a wave of pleasure that rode my nervous system until it reached the very tip of my cock.

Still, I couldn’t move and I couldn’t speak. Her face was now very close to me, the iron smell of my blood thick on her breath. I’m not sure if it was the loss of blood or something else but I started feeling very woozy. She hissed loudly and my vision started swimming in front of me, I could barely make out anything other than the bright light shining in the ceiling above me.

Two eyes were looking right at me, familiar eyes. “I caught you, “ my wife said triumphantly. She stood up with her breasts proudly displayed on her chest; I knew I was home.

“You were sleeping, “ she exclaimed. “You know I don’t like to watch alone.”

“No, I was just resting my eyes, “ I replied, trying to get my wits about me. It felt so real, what was happening to me? This never happened to me before.

“I doubt you were just resting your eyes, “ she smirked and she looked over to my crotch. “Having a good dream, were we?” she smiled. I looked down there and I had to admit that I did look pretty damn impressive, even if I had to say so myself.

“Let’s rather go to bed and I can take care of that for you, “ she suggested as she offered me her hand. She took mine and led me to our bedroom. But my mind was back to when she stood over me. I could have sworn I had seen something brilliant red in the corner of her mouth, something she wiped away very quickly but there was no mistake. Did she wipe away a single droplet of blood from her lips?

Thinking my thoughts back to what must have been one of the most vivid dreams I have ever had I was filled with a sense of unexplained anxiety. What if I had been mistaken in what I though lingered there on her lips. What if this had just been a dream and everything would return to being ordinary again – what could be more horrifying than that?

Photo Blogging: Pinups

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:38:00 +0000

BBW_Pinups_by_insanecain, originally uploaded by yummy_sentsations.

Flash Fiction: Honey, I’m Home…

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:57:00 +0000

“Honey, I’m home,“ my voice announced my arrival home. It had been a long flight and due to a mix-up in Malaysia I had arrived a day early.

As I got closer to our bedroom I heard my wife squeak, and land heavily on the floor. Moments later she opened the door, naked. Looking at her it was obvious that she had obviously not gone online and seen the updated itinerary I asked my travel agency to forward to her.

Her hair was dishevelled, eyes bleary. It looked like she had just woken up – and it was just after lunch time. She greeted me with a hug and a kiss and I got the distinct feeling that she wanted to direct me away from our bedroom. Had it not been for that familiar smell that suddenly hit my nose I’d have let her guide me away – after all who wouldn’t want to go where their naked wife was taking them after being apart for two weeks?

I smelt cum in the air! I took a step back and looked at her. My God, cum was leaking out of her pussy! She knew that she’d been found out.

“I’m sorry baby, “ she pleaded. “I just couldn’t help myself,” she said with her hands covering her face. “It’s just, “ she continued while composing herself. “It’s just that he was so big! He really stretched my poor little pussy so much I couldn’t get enough of him.”

I knew my wife, now was the time she would turn the tables and somehow make this my fault. “I’ve never done anything like this before, ever. You have to believe my but you were the one who left me here for two weeks. Besides, I know it’s always been a fantasy of yours to see me fucked by another man while you watch, “ she validated herself. Her reasoning made no sense but it was also very right.

My cock was raging hard as she took me by the hand and led me into our bedroom. Walking through the door must be how Alice felt when she went through the looking glass.

The rest of the afternoon was spent in a haze of sexual arousal, orgasms and unbridled lust, with my wife the centre of attention for two cocks that continually stretched her “poor little pussy.” It finally culminated with her sandwiched tightly between us while we truly shared her.

Exhausted, we finally wished the guy who kept her company while I was absent well. Good-byes and farewells out of the way we drifted off to sleep in each others arms.

The next morning, as she left to take a shower I looked over towards her side of the bed and saw a piece of paper tucked between the books on her nightstand. Normally I’d have dismissed it but the logo caught my eye. It was that of my travel agency! She had printed out the itinerary I asked them to mail to her. I tossed myself back onto the bed with a grin across my face. She had me; she knew I was going to be early and she did all of this just for me.

end.

534 words.

Flash Fiction: Where There is Smoke…

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:52:00 +0000

Not only did I have to work late but the usual traffic light chaos turned the highways into veins of peak traffic blood, guts and tears. I barely escaped being broadsided by a minibus taxi whose driver spewed madness through his clenched teeth while his thick middle finger directed vile images of hatred in my direction. I finally managed to make it up my driveway. Safe. Mission accomplished. I was home.

What was that smell? I hate cigarette smoke but this was different. Who would be smoking in my house? My wife would never allow it, would she? The smoke smelt both heavy and sweet at the same time. While I checked whether or not our alarm had been activated in any way I concluded that it had to be one of two things; a pipe or a cigar. The alarm panel told its story. Nothing; everything seemed secure.

I followed the distinct cherry aroma that led me to our library. We call it our library, it’s where we can relax, read a book and very often have the best sex in the house. There she was, the secret of the mysterious scent revealed through a dissipating cloud of sweet tobacco smoke.

“I can see you are happy to see me, “ she smirked while gently clutching the bit between her teeth.

I could only smile, told her she had me worried and that she looked so hot.

“Then, get down here, “ she said as she directed me between her spread legs with the stem. “Make sure you do a good job down there and maybe I’ll let you see me smoke this again.”

While the fire burned between us that night I couldn’t help but wonder how lucky I was to have found and married the hottest woman I know.

end.

302 words.

Photo Blogging: Oops!

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:05:00 +0000

Oops!, originally uploaded by boobguy34.

Flash Fiction: For Better or Worse

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:47:00 +0000

The last winter was the worst ever. The previous year’s crop had failed and all of our resources had been depleted through the harsh cold months.

Spring saw us loose everything that was left to papers backed by guns. What was ours now belonged to somebody else. Everything, that is, other than our hearts.

When I watch you standing there, wearing only that inner fire that burns blindingly, I realise anew why I love you. Deep inside, my hidden self is grateful that I could see you like this. Grateful that everything had been taken away. How else would I have been able to go beyond all the distractions - little things that kept me from seeing who you really are.

Now that I’m certain about who I have beside me – it’s time to live again, for us.

end.

138 words.

The World’s Shortest Horror Story

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:23:00 +0000

I found this on on The Essentials of Micro-Fiction by Camile Renshaw. It’s the worlds shortest horror story:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.

(author unknown to her)

Read it again…

It get’s creepier every time you read it.

Photo Blogging - 6300

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:18:00 +0000

I love the motion that is captured in this one.

Do You Have A Cock or A Dick?

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:37:00 +0000

I always thought that this was something you could use interchangeably but apparently it’s not that straightforward. Anything below average are technically “dicks” and anything above average can be labelled “cocks”. (I assume that if you’re average your personality will determine where you gravitate to.)

Admittedly this distinction between the two came from sources who are in the cuckolding lifestyle (where penis size, or lack thereof, plays a major part in the enjoyment of those involved). Forgetting, for a moment, where the info came from, it does make sense because I’ve never really felt that the word “dick” has much of a sexual connotation to it. “Cock” on the other hand conjures up images that are worth crowing about.

So, do you (or does he) have a cock or a dick? Put the question to bed once and for all at The Visualiser. You punch in your measurements, length and girth and your very own virtual cock (or dick) will be rendered. This you can go an compare against the averages of various condom manufacturers, famous porn stars or even Mr. Kinsey himself.

Knock yourself out while you decide whether yours is a cock or a dick.

Since It’s Lent « Over Forty Married Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:48:00 +0000

Here's some religious humor from Mr and Mrs Manic Depressive over at the
Over Forty Married Sex. And, yes, I'm very surprised at the fact that they have received no flak (to date) over posting that one as well - considering it's pretty accurate.

Photo Blogging: Drawing Down the Moon

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:08:00 +0000

This is for my pagan friends :) According to Namio Harukawa it is how "Drawing Down the Moon" should really be done. Not everyone would enjoy bringing erotic power exchange into their religious and spiritual life but, for those who do it's an excellent way of ensuring that everyone has a role to play - even when you are a solitary.

What is 'sex,' exactly? - The Week

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:25:00 +0000

According to this article, based on the responses of 486 English-speaking, 'mostly heterosexual' residents of Indiana between the ages of 18 and 96:

One in four (23%) males over the age of 65 do not consider 'penile-vaginal intercourse' sex.
When it comes to anal sex

50% of elderly males thought that anal sex did not constitute sex.
67% of elderly women thought that it did.

30 percent felt that oral sex does not constitute "having sex".
Wile 50% thought that mutual masturbation counted as "having sex".

These are interesting figures and, not surpisingly, rather than pinning down what "having sex" is the results indicates that most people are confused about the whole thing. Not confused in their own minds though, confused because the definition of what is "having sex" differs so much that there is a good change that what is "having sex" for you may not translate to what is "having sex" to you partner.

In the end it really doesn't matter what you consider as having sex the important thing is that you and your partners share the same definition. Getting to that point is pretty easy, you talk about it. Most hetrosexual couples, however, simply don't talk about sex and deciding what you both consider as having sex can be a really fun communication exercise.

FTV banned for showing nude women

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:15:00 +0000

FTV banned for showing nude women: "Fashion TV or FTV is going to be off air from March 12 (7.00 p.m) to March 21 on cable television networks throughout India following a ban by the Union Government on Thursday against the channel for showing nude women in a programme."

Tough break for the FTV fans in India. Personally, I find the channel boring and the bits of skin you do see leave me feeling guilty for having enjoyed my previous meal.

Photo Blogging: 681567470

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:48:00 +0000

681567470, originally uploaded by Sky7777777.

What can I say...

The Academic Naturist: Sexuality and Naturism

noreply@blogger.com (Great Blistering Barnacles) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:11:00 +0000

The Academic Naturist: Sexuality and Naturism: "Sexuality is a part of naturism, right? Wrong."