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		<title>Tax Day</title>
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		<title>From Slim to the Fresh Beats</title>
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		<title>It Takes More Than a Shirt</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just because your baby’s shirt says you’re the World’s Greatest Dad, it doesn’t mean you are. My latest on The Good Men Project.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrisilluminati.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4569218&#038;post=140&#038;subd=chrisilluminati&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most frequently asked questions right after I tell a person that I’m a stay-at-home dad is “So what do the two of you do all day?” I never know how to answer because there really isn’t one simple answer. So I wrote about the average day. Click here to read more. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrisilluminati.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4569218&#038;post=128&#038;subd=chrisilluminati&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even decades before Seaside Heights, NJ became synonymous with Snooki and the show Jersey Shore, the town was the summer destination for Jersey teens looking to smush and let off steam. It was also the place where my parents met. Click here to read more.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrisilluminati.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4569218&#038;post=122&#038;subd=chrisilluminati&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The King Is Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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