Ghetto Pass Cards

Tara Leigh Patrick AKA Carmen Electra

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:26:00 +0000

Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972)

Carmen earned her ghetto pass by being one of the few women on the planet who was willing to attempt a relationship with Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star. She is a model, dancer, tv personality etc., etc. Carmen is in the entertainment business and is very successful at promoting herself. Her personality is such that she could not have ever been considered, not a sista, even before her marriage to Rodman. We have prepared a place for you - welcome to the fam.

Cheryl Tweedy Cole

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:43:00 +0000

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is perhaps one of the best examples of a White girl going Black and never going back. She's a singer with the all girls group "Girls Aloud" and has gained a significant amount of fame all on her own without the notoriety she's acquired for marrying her long-time boyfriend and footballer Black husband. She's a very HOT commodity and we welcome her with wide open arms into the click.

Amber Rose

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:37:00 +0000

Amber Rose is an outstanding vixen/model and has made good with the Coco legacy. She's been notoriously dating Brothas and has a rear that makes you think she was born a Sista! Amber's props are due as she has earned herself a spot in the family. She is now an official Sista!

Lauren London

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:03:00 +0000

Lauren London is a young, up and coming actress and spokes-model. She is bi-racial (Black mother/White father) and therefore we weren't sure where she was leaning. She is currently pregnant with rapper "Lil' Wayne's" child so I guess that resolves that. As we know, that can change but until then, she is certified.

Vanessa A. Williams

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:32:00 +0000

Vanessa A. Williams, not to be confused with Vanessa L. Williams, has been bumped up to Royalty status just as L. Williams is being placed on suspension. One Vanessa falls, another rises. Vanessa A. Williams has been working the industry as an actress since the 90's. Vanessa has earned her keep and personally, has stayed in the camp of color. She has given everything an actress can give for the entertainment and enjoyment of her fans. She is a supremely hot and high quality chocolate drop who has married and mated with a Brother. Her pass should have been upgraded long ago but better late than never. Queen Williams reigns in the East.

Wikipedia:
Vanessa A. Williams (born May 12, 1963) is an Emmy Award-nominated and NAACP Image Award-winning American actress who has appeared in several television series such as Melrose Place and the Showtime cable television series Soul Food. In 1996, she was featured in the television series Murder One.

Williams was born in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York City. While not related, she is sometimes confused with singer/actress Vanessa L. Williams, who starred in the original film version of Soul Food. She had her DNA tested and discovered that she descended from the Tikar and Bamileke ethnic groups from Cameroon.

Ghetto Pass Status: Vanessa Lynn Williams

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:26:00 +0000

Vanessa Williams has recently reverted to her old ways and has again chosen to go the other way. She has recently been suspected of dating an older white guy. Though beautiful, she is thoroughly wishy-washy. She must remain suspended until such time as she marries again.

Ainett Stephens

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:13:00 +0000

Ainett Stephens is an adult model from across the pond. She is Hot! She is a very high quality chocolate Sista but she has yet to be seen with a Brother of any flavor. Ainett's Ghetto Pass has been suspended until further review.

Nicole "Coco" Austin

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:35:00 +0000

Nicole Austin A.K.A., Coco, is a long-time and well established video/hip-hop model/vixen. Nicole is one of the very pioneers of the hip-hop genre of modeling. Nicole is married to Ice-T, the rapper/actor. The couple have been together forever! One of the few White women with a jungle bump, Coco has been long admired by men of color and appreciated for her lack of inhibitions in photo shoots. Coco's ghetto pass is completely unrestricted and we may even have to bump her from the "Honorary" category to the full fledged "Sista" camp as a result of her life long dedication to all things urban.

Ghetto Pass Status: Brittany Daniel

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:19:00 +0000

Brittany Daniel has had a very important role on the TV citcom "The Game" for the past 3 years. Her character is married to an African American professional football player & has a child with him. Brittany deserves her props for her part in the show because in the beginning, her role in this urban show was written in much the same way the "token" Black person roles are often written in other shows i.e.; unrealistic and somewhat insulting to White women. None-the-less, just like her Black counter-parts who play such roles, Brittany committed to the part fully and because of her obvious lack of hesitation, she blended well with the otherwise all Black cast. Brittany's commitment to the part, I believe, is why the character became integral to the show. For Brittany's great contribution to urban entertainment, she is hereby granted an official Ghetto Pass and for fully committing to her role as the bride of an African American man, for three years now, she's is granted Honorary Sistahood and I might add that she is a hot addition to the family.

Under Review: Ali Larter

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:24:00 +0000

Ali Larter is being considered for a ghetto pass and honorary Sistahood.

Erica Abi Wright AKA Erykah Badu

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:14:00 +0000

Queen Badu is one of our rare gems. She was born regal and has the unquestionable nature of a Queen. Her power can not be denied and was immediately recognized by the world over, the moment she rose from her seat and decided to bless the world with her afro-cultured poetry, intelligent insight, aged wisdom, non-conforming style, remarkable beauty and fierce Blackness! Queen Badu's energy is so awesome that you would thank her for spanking you! Bow Down! Queen Badu is seated as a member of the Royal Family of the Eastern sector.

Regina King

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:35:00 +0000

Regina King is one of our hottest commodities. One of the best things about Regina is that, as far as she has come since the days of "Boys in the Hood," apart from her hair style, she hasn't changed much. That an indication of authentic Sistahood. Regina is highly intelligent, highly active within the community, highly respectable and by African American standards of beauty, she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Queen King's throne is situated in the West.

Jamelia Davis

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:02:00 +0000

Jamelia Davis' card has been under evaluation for a while and the determination was made that she must be graduated into the Royal Family. Jamelia is one of the few Sistas from across the pond, that haven't chosen to jump ship. She married and mated with a professional baller who's a Brother. She is genetically, Jamaican and super duper HOT! There is not higher quality chocolate out there. I am so grateful that there is a Jamelia on this planet because we are in dire need of Royal representatives on the European continent. Jamelia's rule is in Europe and she has a seat in South America as well.

Kimora Lee Simmons

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:55:00 +0000

Below is Kimora's old card.

Kimora is definitely a Queen and a mack like no other. She loves her Brothers and she does it big. Many people have an issue with Kimora's attitude but that in no way changes the fact that she is without doubt, a Sista. In fact, it might just solidify her Sistahood. Kimora has demonstrated nothing less than a Royal nature since she stepped out onto the runway. Though she divorce the Brother she married and mated with, she is now dating another Brother. Thus, her crown cannot be tampered with. Kimora reins in the Midwest.

Malinda Williams

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:49:00 +0000

All hail, Queen "D Nice" Williams. Bow down, Tricks! Malinda is fine, fine, fine and a dime and she's ours. When Malinda did the Soul Food series and demonstrated how fine she was, I got a knot in my stomach because I feared that those others would be coming for her after realizing how fine she was. Thank God for D Nice. Malinda is thankfully off of the market and is resting comfortably and happily in the arms of a Brother every night. Although the main-stream entertainment industry has not cast a light on this Sista, we have been paying attention. She's been around for a while, doing the damn thang and she's remained loyal to the fam. Her pass was graduated to Royal status with her marriage. Take your thrown in the East, Sista.

Kim Kardashian

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:44:00 +0000

Of course Kim gets her Sista Pass. Kim Kardashian is a mega/hella Sista and she has no issue with her Brothers. A lot of hateraters out there don't like Kim because Kim gets hers. We gotcha back, Sis.

Lauryn Hill

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:40:00 +0000

Lauryn Hill has been a Queen since her arrival on the planet. Everybody knows she's royalty and that's 'nough said. Queen Hill presides over the East in the company of many other outstanding members of the Royal Family.

Mary J. Blige

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:36:00 +0000

If there is a Sista out there with reason to jump ship, it's Mary J. Blige. In spite of the turbulence associated with her relationships with Brothers, she stood by us. We love and need this Sista and more like her. Mary, you are officially a member of the Royal family. Take your seat in the East.

Ghetto Pass Status: Iman Abdulmajid

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:33:00 +0000

Iman Abdulmajid is a Super-Model, one of the first and she is also one of the first Sisters to jump ship. Iman jumped ship a very long time ago with her marriage and mating with this White rock singer dude. We love you, Iman - but you have to be cut. Goodbye.

Ghetto Pass Status: Jessica Alba

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:31:00 +0000

Jessica has made it really clear since early on, what side she was choosing. She has never been known to date anything but White guys. She has now married and mated with a White guy so we had to pull out the ole "Revoked" stamp. We're losing so many.

Ghetto Pass Status: Jennifer Lopez

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:26:00 +0000

Jennifer "J-Lo" Lopez has been up and down, in and out, suspended, reinstated, revoked, reinstated - the whole nine. We were not sure which direction she would ultimately chose to go in but alas she chose to marry a Latin Brother. Her card has been reinstated. Welcome back.

Ghetto Pass Status: Lisa Ling

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:21:00 +0000

Lisa Ling is one of our Asian Sistas with that rare beauty & brains combination. Lisa's Ghetto Pass was previously revoked when she was dating that White dude but she has since dumped him, married and mated with an Asian Brother. Her pass is thus, reinstated. Welcome back Sis.

Blank Ghetto Pass: Sistas

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:37:00 +0000

Blank Sista Ghetto Pass (Front & Rear)

Blank Brother Ghetto Pass (Front & Rear)

Current Ghetto Pass Status'

Ghetto Pass Status: Veronica Webb

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:36:00 +0000

Veronica Webb is a veteran model, in fact, one of the first Super-Models of color. She has married and mated with a White guy so we had to revoke her card but in her defense, she has been very active in many causes that concern people of color. We may have to reinstate her as a result of her works.

Ghetto Pass Status: Vanessa Lynn Williams

noreply@blogger.com (K. Brown) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:34:00 +0000

Vanessa L. Williams is a hot, hot, hot MILF who currently plays the wicked chic in the "Ugly Betty" TV series. Vanessa is not pure bred so it is acceptable that she has married and mated with a white guy, which is what got her card revoked. She's back now and we're happy to have her. Her status as a Sista has been fully reinstated.