Generation Goat

#39: The Goat Is Nigh!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:36:25 +0000

In this episode, Jon and Chris decide that the world should end with a whimper. Sorry, kids (ha, a goat pun!). We also talk about Chris’ new found love of the Civilization series, The Hobbit (which is hard without spoilers), The “Les Mis” curse, and why Jon’s fiancée hates our podcast. Also, Jon launched a new website (flood.shh-listen.com) which you should check out! All this, and more, as we countdown to the end of the world…

#38: World’s Best Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:31:03 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss Hurricanes, Halloween, The Upside of Child Labor, and the Election. But honestly, none of that matters, because we get to talk about the Disney-Lucasfilm merger. We even find some nice things to say about George Lucas. Really! After that, Chris hates on all aspiring writers, and Jon sticks up for the lazy. Also, Jon makes a startling musical confession…

#37: We’re Running Out Of Ninjas!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 07:44:48 +0000

In this episode, we talk about the serious catastrophe that will befall the world when we finally run out of ninjas. Of lesser importance, we talk about Chris’ love/hate relationship with Facebook and Twitter, as well as the future of social media. We talk about Chris’ new website (echristopherclark.com), as well as some new writing that he’s been up to. Chris even vilifies Jon in fiction… well, sort of. All this, The Dark Knight Rises, and more, as we explore the Eeyore-ness of Clark. Have a listen!

#36 Supplemental: Chris at the Salt Mine

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:44:39 +0000

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#36: The Dark Goat Rises!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:41:14 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss an evening of Grand Guignol, the fact that Chris and his blog are now Square, as well as recent developments at the salt mine. We also talk about that idiot from Megadeth, Springsteen concerts, and camping trips. In addition, Jon makes a sad confession. All this, and a little bit more, as Goat gets ready for back to school!

#35: The Goat-Man and She-Goat Power Hour!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:25:51 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon catch up after a month apart. Jon talks about his time in Europe, and why Belgium is the Midwest of that fair continent. Jon went to Nerd Camp, had his first oysters, and had some harrowing moments as an airline passenger. In the meantime, Chris has yet another play! He’s also got a book out, which had a successful reading, and his daughter graduated kindergarten. Also, we learn why Chris has reason to fear for his life!

All this, and a special announcement from Jon, as the Goat gets going again…

Generation Goat #34 – Not Your Mother’s Goat!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:14:27 +0000

In this episode, the boys are no longer riding around in a car. We talk about that a bit, as well as Chris’ ongoing theatrical endeavors, the fun that is the end of the semester, and plans for the summer. We think about family trips to Disney, whether or not Chris’ daughter is already a bad seed, and just how old Chris is getting. There’s also a bit about Jon’s upcoming travel, some nostalgic reflections on our hometown and its terrible high school bands, and a perpetual longing for a simpler, autotuned-wolf-filled time… All this, and more, as Goat hits 34!

Generation Goat #33: Wall of Costner

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 04 May 2012 21:38:19 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon have JUST SEEN THE AVENGERS! We recorded in my car on the way home, and we might have been just a bit wired from spending the whole day in a movie theater watching comic book movies. This is definitely the weirdest, most random episode of the Goat that you’re likely to get all year!

Generation Goat #32: God Save the Goat!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:30:10 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss more upcoming theatrical efforts, the potential future of Chris’ web presence, and believable sci-fi. We also act like grown-ups and discuss teaching, Shakespeare in the classroom, and le Grand Guignol (Google it, kids). We also talk about a friend we want to send into space, how much academic job-hunting sucks, and why Chris goes out in the wee hours of the morning to rove the countryside (or not). All this, and more, as Goat returns for another action-packed week!

Generation Goat #31 – Natural 20!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:33:00 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon talk about time-telling with Tori Amos, the Red Sox, and the demise of Santorum-mania. Also, we talk about the sad fact that Chris is too old for his cousin’s music, the need for more D&D-related slang, and the recent purchase of Instagram. We also think about pulling the plug on Facebook, discuss our forthcoming all-day movie extravaganza, and the fact that Chris is making a movie of his own. All this, and more, as Goat’s Patriot’s Day episode celebrates the proud animals who served in our Armed Forces…

Generation Goat #30 – Mid-Goat Crisis

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:57:32 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon reflect on the last three years of Goat. We talk about the future of the podcast, and the many reasons why the future will require ‘shades.’ We also spew invective about education, people who sleep in class, and the Brannagh ‘Hamlet.’ There’s also a bit more with web design, whiskey, whisky, and Chris’ predilection for fruity drinks. We regale you with the tale of the ‘electric piss,’ discuss cast parties, and the reason why Chris and Jon are going to spend the whole day in a movie theatre. All this, and more, as Goat turns 30!

Generation Goat #29a: The Case of the Missing Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:30:41 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon lament their lost episode, annoyingly talk about it for a while, and then resolve to discuss the events of Chris’ play, Chris’ teaching, and give some advice for kids with nightmares. We also talk about some scary things from high school, casting for our upcoming theatrical adventure, and assorted other literary fare. All this, and more, as Goat gets even older! (Note: the audio’s a little wonky, and you can blame Chris’ iPad. We’ll have a much better setup for Episode #30. Promise!)

Generation Goat #28: Goats Assemble!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:30:24 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon talk an awful lot about comics and comic-related movies. We talk a bit about the trailer for the upcoming Avengers movie, the relative merits of the X-Men and the Avengers, as well as some little-seen characters like Dazzler. We also look at some of our earliest comics, and discuss the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars prequels, and the Nolan Batman trilogy. It’s a pretty geek-filled podcast, this week, and it ends with the Apocalypse! So, have a listen.

Generation Goat #27: Here Lies Disco…

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:00:18 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss musical sellouts, the 27 Club, and our third anniversary. We talk a bit about our unsuccessful attempts to ford a river, life in the salt mine, and Chris’ recent theatrical endeavors. We also talk for a while about the intersection of “real life” and creative work, the partial rebirth of Shh, Listen…, and post-Ph.D. stress disorder. Also, Chris talks about new web projects, dabbles in Buddhism, and questions his sexuality. All of this, and more, as Goat gets older and embraces its lack of eternal coolness… Enjoy!

Generation Goat #26 – They Live

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:47:51 +0000

We’re Back! In this week’s episode, Generation Goat returns from a “brief” hiatus. We talk about what we’ve been up to, Chris’ receding hairline, comics, the Superbowl, and Andy’s profound love of leprechauns. We also talk about the end of Jon’s doctoral dissertation, Chris’ involvement in guerrilla theatre, and various and sundry reasons why Jon is a terrible blogger. Also, I’m pretty sure we made Detroit mad at us. Not Mitt Romney mad, but mad. Sorry. All this, and more, as we turn the sound up to 11! (Sorry about that… to paraphrase the liner notes in Disintegration: “This podcast has been mixed to be played loud… so, our bad.”)

Generation Goat #25: Generation Waysiders

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 23:04:55 +0000

In this episode, recorded live at Podcamp NH, Chris is joined by R.T. from the Waysiders Podcast! They talk about Rolling Stone, Howard Stern, and the awesomeness of The Goat. There’s also a bit about Jon’s dissertation (really?). They also manage to alienate most Clapton fans, and spend a bit of time talking about Ringo’s rhythmic ineptitude. They even talk about… Sister Act 3? Wow. (Oh, and guys, the answer is: The Eurythmics.) Enjoy!

Generation Goat #24: All Out Of Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:20:36 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon throw down a challenge for the folks at a rival podcast. We also discuss Chris’ upcoming foray into semi-nude theater, the perils of Spotify, and haunted Providence. There’s also a bit about death scenes, movie remakes, and the “deep cuts” from our high school band. All this, and a little bit more, as Goat gets ready for PodCamp NH!

Generation Goat #23 – +Generation Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:09:20 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon rave about Google+ and all of its possibilities and quirks. We make friends with Myspace Tom (a little known Harriet Beecher Stowe character), talk about Webelos and 4H, and peruse the works of Shakespeare. We also discuss Summer TV, our triumphant return to PodCamp NH, music we’re goofing around with right now, and Chris’ upcoming plays. All this along with Hall and Oates and lots more, as the Summer of the Goat rolls on…

Generation Goat #22 – In which Chris says Greedo Shot First!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:55:07 +0000

In this episode, we talk about a recent visit to see Neil Gaiman and the resurgence of the ukulele. Also, we talk about comic books, comic movies, and the big DC reboot. We ponder forthcoming TV series, and cars that we have known, loved, and killed. We also talk about Chris’ adventures with nude women, sketch comedy, and hating on dead children. (No, really. What a jerk, right?) All this, and more, as we slowly lose our minds in front of you…

Generation Goat #22 – Show Notes

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:52:22 +0000

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Generation Goat #21 – The Goats of Wrath

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Wed, 04 May 2011 20:31:59 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss life in comic book stores, strip clubs, and suburbia. We reminisce about Chris’ wedding, ’80s dance parties of yore, and the deliciousness of Slush Puppies. Also, Jon tells stories about Grammar and Old Norse… because, well, he’s hip like that. We also talk about recent Concert outings, high school musicals, impending interns, Chris’ return to the theatre, and more! So, what are you waiting for? Nothing gets you to sleep this quickly… not even warm milk!

Generation Goat #20.5 – Canis Tpainus

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:52:52 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon have a very special guest in the studio! Also, we talk a little bit about Chris’ daughter’s birthday, and the nature of listening to our podcast. Too excited for the guest to type more… so, let’s get to it!

Generation Goat #20 – When The Goat Comes Around

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:25:21 +0000

In this episode, we interview Mr. Trash from Pop Bubblegum Trash about his new album “A Dream Is But A Shadow,” and we get to listen to a couple of tracks. We also take the time to discuss a recent screening of Kevin Smith’s excellent, genre-bending film “Red State.” There’s also a discussion of adventures to see concerts, how old we’re getting, shenanigans at Chris’ wedding, and some ideas for enhancing Songs That Saved Your Life. There’s also another gauntlet thrown to Mr. Andy Hicks, and more! So, check it out!

Generation Goat #19 – Goat After Dark (Notes)

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 16:30:13 +0000

Here are a few notes from Episode #19. Enjoy!

Generation Goat #19 – Goat After Dark

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 16:27:55 +0000

In this episode, we have a guest star: Andy Hicks of The Pluto Tapes, Soma, GeekUSA, and 2010: OUR HIDEOUS FUTURE: THE MUSICAL! stops by. We discuss Transformers, the problem with Shia LaBeouf, and R.O.B. v. Mario. We have a discussion about the quality of high school bands, the nature of selling-out, and the challenges facing the music and book publishing industries. We also get to play a guessing game with Andy’s pizza, discuss the fully-functioning nature of Data the android, and then we’re treated to a live, in-studio performance. All this, and tons more!

Generation Goat #18 – How the Goat Stole Christmas!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:54:42 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon talk about Harry Potter, Christmas music, and whether or not there’s a Santa Claus. (And also, have you noticed the curious subtext between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye in White Christmas?) We talk about going to FunSpot NH – on Dec. 19th! – ice cream, surprise parties, and the Highlander movies. We work in some Steve Gutenberg, some other podcasts, and mix tapes. All of this, and much more, in a double-sized holiday extravaganza!

Generation Goat #17 – There Can Be Only Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:46:20 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss the events of PodCamp, become muppets, and ponder Jon’s funeral. We also talk about movies Chris should watch, photos we should never look at, and, once again, FunSpot. There’s some stuff about high school reunions, Michael Jackson, Angry Birds, and Last.Fm. All this, and a heaping dose of monosyllabic pauses! So, what are you waiting for? Have a listen!

Generation Goat #16 – Straight Outta Portsmouth

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:10:37 +0000

In this “very special” episode, you can hear Chris do a live Goat at PodCamp NH! Chris covers a lot of topics: “Why we do this,” “how we do this,” and, at times, “What’s so wrong with Jon?” (Turns out, it’s a lot!) There’s some great audience interaction, though, and you can even hear bits of our new theme song (courtesy of Winterstar! See them on: http://winterstar.bandcamp.com/). Also, look for the forthcoming episode wherein Jon and Chris have a reckoning!

And hey, get out there and vote! Now!

Generation Goat #15.5 – Goats Go to Camp!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 23:42:39 +0000

In this mini-episode, Chris and Jon reveal the date and time for their forthcoming appearance at Podcamp NH! Also, they talk about cast iron bath tubs, the hardship of getting up by Noon, why Chris needs to vilify Jon in fiction, and more! Jon also offers a bounty in exchange for Chris watching “The Princess Bride.” All of this before Generation Goat says goodbye to an old friend…

Generation Goat #15 – Goats of Future Present

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:09:50 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss some upcoming, in-person events… including their first ever public appearance at PodCamp NH! We also talk about Chris’ ongoing writing projects, Funspot, and theatrical misadventures. Also, we throw down the gauntlet to our longtime friend Andy, discuss the relationship between the Apocalypse and High School reunions, and more! All of this on our first-ever, American-made Generation Goat!

Generation Goat #14 – More Atari (Show Notes)

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:17:45 +0000

As promised, here are the notes to go with Episode #14 – More Atari. Enjoy!

Generation Goat #14 – More Atari

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:16:09 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon revel in the glory of Cee-Lo Green, the intellectualism of She-Ra, and the awesome, mosh-inspiring powers of Billy Joel. We talk about other podcasts, thank some fans, and plot the conquest of Podcamp NH. There’s also Barbie dolls, Transformers, and a proposed return to Funspot. All this, and more! Have a listen!

Greetings, Goat Fans!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:54:34 +0000

Hi, Everyone!

Welcome to the new home of Generation Goat! It’s not a lot to look at, just yet, but we’ll get to work on that… in the meantime, please re-subscribe to the feed by clicking above. And that’s about all… please do say hello, and let us know if you have any ideas for the show! We’ve got lots more Goat coming, and even a new project or two… So, stay tuned!

Cue the celebratory, Goat-related video:

Generation Goat #13 – When the Goat Drops…

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 08:49:11 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon discuss Katy Perry, Radio Edits, The King of Kong, and the Wonders of Netflix. We explore the strange disappearance of cookie stands from malls in New Hampshire, the lessons that Mallrats should have taught us, and the magic of Netflix. We also explore Jon’s apple-curiousness, Chris’ new book of short stories, and the long-term, traumatic impact of Watership Down. All this, and lots more… check it out!

Generation Goat #12 – Goat, Interrupted

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:12:00 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon battle the Internet connectivity gods. When they’re not being interrupted, they discuss Glee, the European appeal of Kindergarten Cop, the World Cup, Comic Store Culture, the Tyranny of Mortal Kombat, R.O.B., Fake Meat, Husky Jeans, and more! We also get our first guest, and a powerful assist from Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted (Theodore) Logan! And also, our very first “to be continued…”

Generation Goat #11 – Now with 100% More Autotuned Wolves!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 23 May 2010 23:45:07 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon bask in the glory of autotuned wolves, complain about life, and talk about new babies. We tease a bit with information on the Geek Force Five relaunch, talk Shh, Listen…, and our brilliant plans to tour the lecture circuit with “How not to Make a Podcast!” There’s also a bit about video stores of yore, Last.fm’s love of the Wu, and Super Mario Brothers… oh, and, of course, wolves!

All of this, and our theories for this evening’s Lost finale! So come on in, have a listen, and enjoy!

Generation Goat #10 – Go, Goat Lightning!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 10:26:07 +0000

In this compact, tenth episode (less than 45 minutes for a change!), Chris and Jon talk about “the new math,” alien babies, website developments, Chris’ new album, the perils of the Pinto, cover bands, and more! We also float the worst idea for a new video podcast series, and still manage to spoil Lost! Recorded live from Chris’ car (NH) and Jon’s bedroom (U.K.), edited in the U.S., posted from France, and then to You, this podcast promises you will feel even better about whatever you’ve been up to. Enjoy!

Generation Goat #9 – Flying Toasters Forever!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:49:01 +0000

In this episode, Chris and Jon attempt to sell out while discussing TV obsessions, computer dating in middle schools, the Grammy Awards, the dangers of karaoke in the Philippines, Chris’ flying-toaster themed comic, the Superbowl, the death of radio, Valentine’s Day, and more! It’s a long one, but we’re far too lazy to edit. I mean, we’re all about working harder for you… That’s it. (And look! We got through the whole #9 thing without a single, bad Beatles reference…)

Generation Goat #8 – New Year’s Goat

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:42:37 +0000

We’re back! In this episode, Chris and Jon ramble through the December holidays, the perils of hot dogs, and the allure of Skee-Ball prizes! We also discuss the return of songs from our High School Band, Avatar, Spiderman, and the problem of living in Britain in Winter. All of this, and more, as we try to recapture the “glory” of the Goat! Come on, give it a try… it still beats prison, folks!

Generation Goat #7 – Good to…Goat?

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:36:31 +0000

Our heroes return with Funspot adventures, duckpin bowling, singing steakhouses, a new movie project (Hi, April!), and assorted other items of random interest… Also, we decide to throw stones at a much larger, much more successful, podcast. Why? Mad Goat disease? Stupidity? (My money’s on jealousy…) Have a listen!

Generation Goat #6 – Dial Goat for Murder

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:56:49 +0000

In this episode, our heroes discuss Chris’ recent jaunt to see NIN and Jane’s Addiction, adventures in text messaging, the King of Kong, Drive-Ins, Schindler’s List, and assorted other fare. There’s also a bit about why we don’t allow Chris to drive at night, as well as some adventures in high school stupidity, and the future of One Imaginary Blog. Have a listen!

Generation Goat #5 – If there’s a Goat in your Hedgerow…

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:58:19 +0000

Generation Goat is back (and without excess reverb)! In this episode, we discuss the reality of Vegas as compared to the reality of EPCOT, the consequences of growing old and out-of-touch, and grade school field trips. Secondly, we talk a bit about life at a comic book store, Magic the Gathering, and the dread terror of light switches. Sixth and lastly, a fairly lengthy discussion about roleplaying games and short story writing. And fourth, of course, Ken Mills, Andy Hicks, and assorted other recurring characters are all here, too! Finally, we discuss recent developments in quantum mechanics. (Note: not all topics appear in this podcast.)

Oh, and, look, if you’re still listening after “Oh my God, Lost!,” then you deserve the spoilers… Enjoy!

Generation Goat #4 – The Echo Strikes Back!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:13:59 +0000

Finally, an episode that brings you all the excitement of a lazy Sunday afternoon! And from the sound of it, we did it all in that crazy Mormon echo chamber out in Utah! We talk about movies and music from the 90s, in an attempt to demonstrate our complete irrelevance. We discuss the Newsies – American Psycho connection, and wax nostalgic about… well, what don’t we wax nostalgic about? Honestly, I’d recommend this episode only for completists. Go and reread some back issues of Uncanny X-men or play Magic the Gathering. Or, if you must listen to this one, at least do yourself the favor of thinking up a cunning drinking game to go along with it. We’ll come back next week with a short, focused episode of Generation Goat! (And if we’re lucky, it won’t have that whole “Pigs in Space” thing going for it…)

Generation Goat #3 – Corned Goat Hash

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:36:43 +0000

Despite an onslaught of reverb, which will certainly disappear by the next episode (as Chris is soon to return from the other dimension that he is trapped in!), our heroes managed to record a St. Patrick’s Day episode. They talk a bit about self-publishing, the worth of American Idol, some forthcoming improvements in Generation Goat interactivity, Geek-Style March Madness, the possible mp3-ification of Songs That Saved Your Life, and a host of other topics…

Generation Goat #2 – Damn the Man, Save the Empire!

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:13:35 +0000

Two guys light out for the territories without a map or a plan. As usual, things go awry. This episode features the band Crumb (so obscure, it doesn’t even exist), George Lucas’ continued assault on our adolescence, Monkeys!, and a whole lot of other Chekov-meets-Seinfeld action. Check it out! (Don’t forget we’re on twitter (and itunes!) now, too. Send suggestions/complaints @generationgoat)

Generation Goat #1 – The Amazing Ken Mills Experience

Jon Martin and Chris Clark — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:34:44 +0000

Well, it finally happened. We’ve jumped the goat! Details can be found on the page above, or just click on that handsome fellow in the middle column.