It’s not Halloween anymore, but who cares? We don’t need Halloween to appreciate one of the greatest costumes ever made. Let’s just hope the rider doesn’t take him out for too long. It’s really cold on Hoth. It was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen when that poor Tauntaun froze to death in Empire Strikes Back, and to add insult to death, Han Solo slices him open with a lightsaber. Never Forget, Unnamed Tauntaun. Damn you Han Solo.

If only this were the actual music playing during the castle levels…Somebody make a mod please.

Where is your god now?

Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue, goes rogue on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I might buy this book, if it were cheaper than a pack of toilet paper, and I was really tight on cash. Then again, I might not. I don’t want my ass to catch the stupid.

First things first. The Snuggie is little more than a backwards robe made of cheap fabric. Second thing, where do they sell this and how much money can I give to them for it? Just look how happy that guy is on the box. I can imagine it now. A cold winter night, all alone…wrapped up in my Street Fighter Snuggie, Shoryukening the heads off of people with Ken, the cheapest player in the game.

I’m not sure if this is awesome, or a total lack of respect for the divide of the Trek and the Wars. This is real though. The Star Trek DVD came out yesterday, so I put it in to check and make sure this wasn’t photoshopped. It took me a while to find the exact scene, but when I saw it, needless to say, some bricks were excreted. The R2-D2 cameo happens around the 47:39 mark, but it goes so fast, so unless you have a slow motion button, you might miss it.

Watch to the end for the replay.

Sure they look good, but what happens when it rains during their epic battle? Nobody wants soggy Transformers. Not even if Megan Fox is there. Well, maybe…Who am I kidding? If they took all of the Transformers out of the movie and fired all of the actors except Megan Fox, and just called the movie “Megan Fox”, I’d be there, in the theater, on opening day.

When you suck at a video game, there’s only so much you can take until you start crying, punching walls, and drinking a glass of milk. A milk mustache…I don’t know what it is, but seeing a milk mustache makes me want to puke. Clean your damn face off! That, on top of all the slobbering and frothing at the mouth, I can hardly bare to watch this video. Good thing I’ll never have to again. You can’t make me! It’s almost as bad as the kid who broke his monitor and shoved his head through the wall after losing one of those Dance Dance Revolution like games that you play with a keyboard…

Left 4 Dead 2 just hit the stores today. While you’re reading and watching this, I’m busy Jockey riding a survivor and ripping at his head with my claws.

It’s hard to tell at the beginning of the video, so watch all the way through. After seeing it, I’m going to say has PC the best graphics, Xbox 360 second best, and surprisingly the PS3 with the worst of the three. I wonder if these graphics can hold up against the new Modern Warfare Wii port…

If you’ve been on the internet for a few years, you’ve surely seen the classic Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Over 5 years later, the sequel is here!

New Super Mario Bros. Wii hit shelves yesterday, and is definitely at the top of my list of games to buy. With all the Modern Warfare 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Assassin’s Creed II, it’ll be nice to give the Wii some attention and play a less bloody game. I doubt the mayhem level will change much though. With the new 4 player mode, I’ll be picking people up and intentionally throwing them down holes and into enemies, just to make sure I collect the most coins.

Remember that part in the first Pokemon movie where Ash kind of dies and Pikachu starts to cry? That’s probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I was only 10 when I first saw it, and it’s something I’ll never forget. Good thing he came back to life. Spoiler alert?

Despite the extreme amount of cute in this video, Imperial Dog stands no chance against Zeldog.

A 6th Grader’s report on thunderstorms.

Have some Assassin’s Creed II gameplay footage to hold you over for last few hours before it launches at midnight.

Luke’s Jedi mind powers might not work on him, but I’m sure a knife and fork would do the trick.

In case you missed it, check out the far superior AT-ST Imperial Walker Costume…

Kick-Ass is the adaptation of the Kick-Ass comic book series written by Mark Millar, who has also worked on the Ultimates series, and Marvel Civil War. Kick-Ass started in April of 2008, so it hasn’t even been out for two full years, and it’s already being made into a movie. I’m always down for a new superhero movie, unless it’s that one that’s actually called Superhero Movie.

Kick-Ass hits theaters on April 16th, 2010!

Watch The Guild Season 3 – Episode 9…

It’s been done a million times, but this time…it’s better!

Man versus Kings. Kings versus Gods. Gods versus Gods. Sounds about epic. Clash of the Titans is set to open in theaters on March 26th, 2010!

Nothing makes me want to go out and buy some bananas more than seeing a guy shoot them from his nose. Banana helicopter at :12.

Watching this instantly triggers the Imperial March to start playing in my head. Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh, Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh…

Left 4 Dead 2 hits shelves on November 17th! One week away!

Heroes airs on Monday nights at 8PM EST, on NBC.

Deep in his heart, John knows he can’t fail, because when he grows up, he’ll be…Christian Bale.

Damn you Tarkin! You’re a liar, you’re a monster! The pumpkin people of Pumpkin Alderaan were peaceful, they had no weapons!

After watching this, I fired up the Left 4 Dead 2 demo, went to the jukebox, and listened to the Jonathan Coulton zombie awesomeness. A few seconds later, a horde of zombies devoured my team. Ironically, when the song Still Alive started playing, I was about to die.

I’m not sure about this. I’ve never played a Prince of Persia game, but I have seen that movie Bubble Boy. Such a great film. With acting skills like that, any movie with Jake Gyllenhaal should be good. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time hits theaters on May 28th.

Sure, Peach may be a man, but this is still awesome.

I’m in such awe, I almost didn’t notice cake Luke Skywalker in his cake Snowspeeder, using his cake harpoons and cake tow cables to bring down the cake AT-AT Walker. I wonder which would taste better; this Imperial Walker cake, or an Imperial Star Destroyer cake.

I’ve seen Boba Fett costumes before, but I’ve never seen one like this. You decide, is this an awesome Boba Fett costume with a jetpack, or is it Boba Fett with explosive diarrhea? I really can’t tell.

A gamer will do whatever it takes to get his game on. If that means going to Walmart, getting down on your knees, and playing the demo Nintendo DS, so be it. There is no shame when you’re talking about a man, and his need to play.

I almost feel bad this guy has to go to such extremes though. Just think of all the kids with dirty, grubby hands who have played that DS before. Wiping their snot and tear soaked hands all over it after their parents refuse to buy them one. It definitely can’t be good for the knees either.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

I suddenly feel like firing up my Atari 2600.

It was all a hallucination. Don’t do mushrooms, kids. Not even Super Mushrooms.

Oh Japan…I wonder where I can get one of those puffy Robotcop feety pajama things. I’d wear that thing to bed every night. Hey, wait a second, did he flip us off at 0:16?

Watch The Guild Season 3 – Episode 8…

Mmm…plasmids. Bioshock 2 hits shelves on February 9th, 2010!

Chewbacca is just a big deformed Ewok.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing backwards robes and watching Twilight…if you’re a female.

Check out all the zombie slaying goodness! The Left 4 Dead 2 demo is now available for download on Xbox Live for Gold Members, and if you pre-ordered, you’ve already had the demo for a while now. For those who haven’t played the demo, here is a little preview of the new melee weapons. How you can cut off a zombie’s head with a guitar, I do not know…but it’s still awesome.

Not surprising. After all, he is an alien with a giant robot sidekick, has a time machine, and is a God of the virtual world.

Join together in supporting our Koopa Troopas in their fight against the evil Italian plumbers who invade the Mushroom Kingdom.

As if The Bible wasn’t aimed for the redneck population enough already. How could they resist buying this special edition Bible? Nascar and Jesus. Perfect combination. At the end, Jesus wins the Daytona 500.

There are no birds in the clouds, only Birdo.

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

Next time I play The Sims, I’ll have a little more respect for their simulated lives.

If I opened my door to this, I would be freaked the hell out. A little kid, motionless, staring at me but I can’t see his eyes, and on Halloween night to top it off. Little kids are just plain scary. Haven’t you ever seen that movie Pet Cemetery?

I don’t know who this mystery wookie woman is, but I think I’m in love.

Sure, it may not be able to actually transform, but at least it’s better than an Optimus Prime costume made of cardboard and duct tape. This video was looking pretty epic, until he started moving. Autobots! Waddle!

I can’t believe it! Real life “om nom noms”! I thought it was all a lie! Never before have I heard an “om”, or even a “nom”. I’m not sure if it’s possible, but this may be too much cute. For your own safety, only watch this video once.

Let’s squish our fruits together.

Funny, or messed up? You decide. That poor cat has no idea what the hell gravity is, what the hell is happening, or who the hell that evil human was who pulled the leash, making him barrel roll like crazy.