I’m in such awe, I almost didn’t notice cake Luke Skywalker in his cake Snowspeeder, using his cake harpoons and cake tow cables to bring down the cake AT-AT Walker. I wonder which would taste better; this Imperial Walker cake, or an Imperial Star Destroyer cake.

I’ve seen Boba Fett costumes before, but I’ve never seen one like this. You decide, is this an awesome Boba Fett costume with a jetpack, or is it Boba Fett with explosive diarrhea? I really can’t tell.

A gamer will do whatever it takes to get his game on. If that means going to Walmart, getting down on your knees, and playing the demo Nintendo DS, so be it. There is no shame when you’re talking about a man, and his need to play.

I almost feel bad this guy has to go to such extremes though. Just think of all the kids with dirty, grubby hands who have played that DS before. Wiping their snot and tear soaked hands all over it after their parents refuse to buy them one. It definitely can’t be good for the knees either.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

I suddenly feel like firing up my Atari 2600.

It was all a hallucination. Don’t do mushrooms, kids. Not even Super Mushrooms.

Oh Japan…I wonder where I can get one of those puffy Robotcop feety pajama things. I’d wear that thing to bed every night. Hey, wait a second, did he flip us off at 0:16?

Watch The Guild Season 3 – Episode 8…

Mmm…plasmids. Bioshock 2 hits shelves on February 9th, 2010!

Chewbacca is just a big deformed Ewok.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing backwards robes and watching Twilight…if you’re a female.

Check out all the zombie slaying goodness! The Left 4 Dead 2 demo is now available for download on Xbox Live for Gold Members, and if you pre-ordered, you’ve already had the demo for a while now. For those who haven’t played the demo, here is a little preview of the new melee weapons. How you can cut off a zombie’s head with a guitar, I do not know…but it’s still awesome.

Not surprising. After all, he is an alien with a giant robot sidekick, has a time machine, and is a God of the virtual world.

Join together in supporting our Koopa Troopas in their fight against the evil Italian plumbers who invade the Mushroom Kingdom.

As if The Bible wasn’t aimed for the redneck population enough already. How could they resist buying this special edition Bible? Nascar and Jesus. Perfect combination. At the end, Jesus wins the Daytona 500.

There are no birds in the clouds, only Birdo.

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

Next time I play The Sims, I’ll have a little more respect for their simulated lives.

If I opened my door to this, I would be freaked the hell out. A little kid, motionless, staring at me but I can’t see his eyes, and on Halloween night to top it off. Little kids are just plain scary. Haven’t you ever seen that movie Pet Cemetery?

I don’t know who this mystery wookie woman is, but I think I’m in love.

Sure, it may not be able to actually transform, but at least it’s better than an Optimus Prime costume made of cardboard and duct tape. This video was looking pretty epic, until he started moving. Autobots! Waddle!

I can’t believe it! Real life “om nom noms”! I thought it was all a lie! Never before have I heard an “om”, or even a “nom”. I’m not sure if it’s possible, but this may be too much cute. For your own safety, only watch this video once.

Let’s squish our fruits together.

Funny, or messed up? You decide. That poor cat has no idea what the hell gravity is, what the hell is happening, or who the hell that evil human was who pulled the leash, making him barrel roll like crazy.

I know this video is old, but I’ve never seen the Street Fighter remix before. I’m glad I have now. I can die a slightly happier man.

Watch more webisodes of The Guild…

Just when you thought all original costume ideas had been taken, you see something like this. Becoming a real life comic book character for Halloween. Perfect makeup, perfect outfit, epic costume. A good reminder of how awesome looking comic books are nowadays. No more dotted printing. Check out some photos of the makeup being put on, below…

[Link]

If you’re like me, you cannot wait to visit Rapture again. This time, be sure to take better care of the little sisters. Being a Big Daddy, it’s our duty. Bioshock 2 is set for release on February 9th, 2010.

I agree with this guy. The scene when Chewbacca carries the half assembled C3PO on his back is a great scene. It’s also a great idea for a costume. If I had no legs, I would definitely reply to this ad and proudly become the C3PO upon his back.

The most frightening thing you’ll see this Halloween.

Easily one of the best pumpkin carvings this Halloween. I might actually try to copy this. I would have the coolest pumpkin on the block for sure. I would try, but just looking at this is making me want to go hook up my Sega Genesis and fire up my Earthworm Jim cartridge.

I’d like to think Darth is using hisforce powers to control all of these violin players. That would be badass. Still, conducting an orchestra is no where near as entertaining as an Imperial Hammer Dance.

All you need is some sweatpants, duct tape, a black marker, and some aluminum foil rolls. The easiest Transformers costume ever made. So much awesome with so little effort.

Why go as a normal Star Wars character this Halloween, when you can go as a LEGO Star Wars character? LEGO obviously makes everything cooler.

Batman is a pretty rude guy. He has a habit of disappearing when people are right in the middle of talking to him. If he pulled that crap with me, he’d be off my Facebook friend list, no question.

Whoa, this is creepy. Without his signature mustache, Mario looks like a freshly delivered baby. I’m not sure I can ever play a Mario game ever again without seeing his naked cartoon body.

When breakdancing causes you brain damage, you know you’re doing it wrong. Even watching too much breakdancing can cause brain damage. I swear, if one more stupid dance movie comes out…

Whatever you do, never get drunk and accidentally let people know how cool you think Twilight is.

Bruce Campbell is awesome. Enough said.

I’m not even sure what to say about this. What were they thinking? This commercial, in no way, makes me want to go out and buy The Legend of Zelda. At least this weird Japanese Legend of Zelda commercial is entertaining.

For the ladies. Some Edward Cullen nipple action. Just keep the screams at a reasonable level please.

This is a logical solution to an illogical problem. Boo doesn’t have to worry about Mario or Luigi looking at his face, if he has no face look at it. Question is, why is Boo afraid of people looking at his face in the first place? He’s a damn ghost, he ain’t afraid of no ghosts plumbers. Sorry, I was thinking about the Ghostbusters song. Now it’s stuck in my head.

Abraham Lincoln’s face is a very versatile canvas. He can pull of Super Mario Lincoln, Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln, and even Mighty Morphin’ Power Lincoln.

Not sure if it’s weird or not, but this is pretty hot. Don’t judge me.

Know your meme.

All Nintendo, all the time. When you’re not spending your time playing Nintendo video game, you can solve Nintendo puzzles! While wearing your Nintendo pajamas and Yoshi slippers! No? Just me?

The Nintendo Rubik’s Cube is the same as a regular Rubik’s cube, but instead of solid colors, there are classic Nintendo characters and logos. Green is Triforce, Blue is the Starfox logo, White is Kirby’s face, Yellow is a Pokeball, Orange is Samus’s logo, and Red is Mario’s hat.

If you have trouble solving this Rubik’s cube, you could always triforce. See what I did there?

[deviantART]

Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.

Nobody draws penises on Darth Vader’s Death Star! How insensitive could someone be? Vader has robotic arms and the love of his life is dead. Why remind him of his misfortune and inability? No way he’s using those robot hands on himself.

It’s an all-out typeface-off! The sequel to Font Conference.

Never underestimate the cleverness of people on the internet. Never!

A sweet odor like honey.

This is a video of a dog barking at himself while watching a video of himself barking at a another video of himself. I think I got that right. Just watch for yourself.

This is logical. Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter down.

Next time you play Mario, just remember; every coin you collect helps to fund his addiction.

Left 4 Dead 2 hits shelves for the Xbox 360 and PC on November 17th!

Popping the question with a custom Super Mario World level. How a true Nintendo fanboy proposes.

Watch The Angry Video Game Nerd: Castlevania Part I…

This better not be fake. Oh, it’s a viral video for the some guy’s blog… Fuuuuuuu-

Obi Wan tells us what he really thinks about Mos Eisley. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”, put into more simpler terms.

Only a heartless Pokemon trainer would ask his poor, innocent Electrode to commit suicide.

The Season 2 finale of The Legend of Neil! – Watch the Legend of Neil Season 2 – Episode 6…

Someone figured out that if you take South America, overlap it with Africa, and turn it counter-clockwise 90 degrees, you get a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Mind = Blown.

Forget Jesus, forget Darwin, forget all you think you know about the importance of fish.