Gameist

4 Educational Games That Taught Us Nothing

Ben Dennison — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:37:02 -0800

Oh no, corn flakes!

7 Attractive Qualities Of Gamer Girls

Jonathan Kimak — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:17:25 -0700

Sometimes it can appear that there are no girls on the internet or on any video games. But 38% of the gaming populace is female and we'd like to take a moment to talk about why Gaming Girls rock.

7 Most Violent Weapons in Videogame History

Jonathan Plombon — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:45 -0700

What weapon isn't violent?

6 Naively Idealistic Games

Jonathan Plombon — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:15:54 -0700

Because a video game has the power to bring world peace...

6 Least Heroic Heroes

Jonathan Plombon — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:00:41 -0700

Win if you can, but always cry.

6 Least Innovative Games You Love

Jonathan Plombon — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:18:02 -0700

Didn't I already pay $60 for this?

The 5 Least Artistic Games We Still Love

Jonathan Kimak — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:54:05 -0700

There are games that are downright ugly and have plots less imaginative than any movie made by Eddie Murphy. But some of these ugly games are more addictive than a cocaine-laced heroin burger from Wendy's.

The 7 Worst Spin-Offs to Classic Games

Ben Dennison — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:40:37 -0800

Close the damn door!

6 Ways Real Life Is Better Than Video Games

Jonathan Kimak — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:45:44 -0800

The majority of people in the world who are not monks will have sex, eventually. Hell, for less than the price of a wireless Rock Band guitar controller you can get a back alley blow job. Or so we've heard.

Six Common MMORPG Terms No-One Should Be Proud Of Using

Malcolm Christiansen — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:55:04 -0800

In our day, we just "fragged" and "spawned." What's this gibberish?

6 Most Questionable Game-to-Game Adaptations

Ben Dennison — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:30:05 -0700

Who is E. Hondo?

8 People In Your World of Warcraft Guild

RisingPun — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:59:38 -0700

It doesn't matter what server you're on, or whether you're Horde or Alliance. These are the people in your guild, because they're the people in every guild.

6 Crappy Items Marketed Towards Gamers

Ben Dennison — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:18:48 -0700

Trail mix? Oh fuck yes.

6 Most Terrifyingly Villainous Lairs

RisingPun — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:28:25 -0700

Because whether you're on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, or MTV Cribs, you know that villainy can be judged by the place that you live.

5 Reasons the Video Game Industry is Recession Proof

Danny Gallagher — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:21:42 -0700

The threat of global economic collapse has the world wondering if they should keep their money buried in jars in their backyard or diversify their portfolio by keep some under their child's mattress and in the laundry room air conditioning vent.

8 Enemies That Have Fucked You Over

Jonathan Plombon — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:51:23 -0700

What you can't kill will probably kill you.

7 Least Practical Controllers

Ben Dennison — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:43:56 -0700

Needs more keypads.

8 Videogame Movies We Watched So You Could Ignore Them

Malcolm Christiansen — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:36:01 -0700

SPOILER ALERT: This article contains no spoilers.

6 Most Racist Video Games

Jonathan Plombon — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:43:04 -0700

And not one mention of Custer's Revenge!

6 Games You Wasted Your Life On

RisingPun — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:08:40 -0700

And the real world skills you could have been practicing instead.

6 Real World Skills You Learned From Videogames

Jonathan Kimak — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:04:31 -0700

No, throwing a grenade is not a real world skill.

4 Games You Will (Thankfully) Never Get To Play

Ben Dennison — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:17:40 -0800

Who doesn't love raisins?

7 Least Terrifying Horror Games

Jonathan Plombon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:49:21 -0700

Forget games, I'm scared of ending up homeless...

6 Reasons To Be Proud Of Being A Gamer

Malcolm Christiansen — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:39:45 -0700

This one's for you, jerks.