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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

 

Missletoe

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How would you fire Santa?

 

Give him the sack..

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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

 

Nothing, it was on the house

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How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

 

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more

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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?

 

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear

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How does Santa take pictures?

 

He uses a North POLE-aroid

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How does Santa scratch an itch?

 

With his CLAUS

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

 

Deep pan, crisp and even

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How do you scare a snowman?

 

You get a hairdryer

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How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?

 

Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve

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