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		<title>A Pressing Appointment</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 18:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Choose a number on this clock face and, starting from 12, spell out that number&#8217;s English name as you advance clockwise around the face, one letter per numeral. For example, if you&#8217;ve chosen 3, count out T-H-R-E-E and you&#8217;ll land on the numeral 5. Adopt this new position as your next chosen number and proceed as before (in this case, counting F-I-V-E and landing on 9). After three or more moves you&#8217;ll reliably land on 1. This works because of a characteristic of Markov chains first observed by Russian mathematician Evgenii Borisovich Dynkin. Here&#8217;s a card trick that exploits the...]]></description>
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<p>Choose a number on this clock face and, starting from 12, spell out that number&#8217;s English name as you advance clockwise around the face, one letter per numeral. For example, if you&#8217;ve chosen 3, count out T-H-R-E-E and you&#8217;ll land on the numeral 5. Adopt this new position as your next chosen number and proceed as before (in this case, counting F-I-V-E and landing on 9). After three or more moves you&#8217;ll reliably land on 1.</p>
<p>This works because of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal_count">a characteristic of Markov chains</a> first observed by Russian mathematician Evgenii Borisovich Dynkin. <a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/2007/12/02/the-kruskal-count/">Here&#8217;s a card trick that exploits the same principle.</a></p>
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		<title>The Tritone Paradox</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 06:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This recording presents four pairs of tones, each pair separated by three whole tones, or half an octave. Curiously, some listeners hear the interval as ascending, others as descending. (In fact the tones used are ambiguous as to octave, so there&#8217;s no objectively right answer.) Even more curiously, sometimes a listener&#8217;s perception reverses when an interval is transposed, say from C-F# to G#-D, even though nothing else has changed. Diana Deutsch discovered the effect in 1986.]]></description>
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<p>This recording presents four pairs of tones, each pair separated by three whole tones, or half an octave. Curiously, some listeners hear the interval as ascending, others as descending. (In fact the tones used are ambiguous as to octave, so there&#8217;s no objectively right answer.)</p>
<p>Even more curiously, sometimes a listener&#8217;s perception reverses when an interval is transposed, say from C-F# to G#-D, even though nothing else has changed.</p>
<p><a href="https://deutsch.ucsd.edu/psychology/pages.php?i=206">Diana Deutsch discovered the effect in 1986.</a></p>
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		<title>Overview</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 18:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Excerpts from the index of the British literary and society journal Tatler, 1709-1711: Age, if healthy, happy Ancestors, their examples should excite to great and virtuous actions Animals, a degree of gratitude owing to them that serve us Atheist, behaviour of one in sickness Barbers, inconveniences attending their being historians Classics, absolutely necessary to study them Climate, British, very inconstant Cowards never forgive Cunning opposed to wisdom Duels, the danger of dying in one, represented Earth, its inhabitants ranged under two general heads Examination, self, advantages attending it Fame, common, house of, described Feet, pretty ones, a letter concerning them...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excerpts from the <a href="https://archive.org/details/tatlerguardian00steegoog/page/236/mode/2up">index</a> of the British literary and society journal <em>Tatler</em>, 1709-1711:</p>
<p>Age, if healthy, happy<br />
Ancestors, their examples should excite to great and virtuous actions<br />
Animals, a degree of gratitude owing to them that serve us<br />
Atheist, behaviour of one in sickness<br />
Barbers, inconveniences attending their being historians<br />
Classics, absolutely necessary to study them<br />
Climate, British, very inconstant<br />
Cowards never forgive<br />
Cunning opposed to wisdom<br />
Duels, the danger of dying in one, represented<br />
Earth, its inhabitants ranged under two general heads<br />
Examination, self, advantages attending it<br />
Fame, common, house of, described<br />
Feet, pretty ones, a letter concerning them<br />
Flies and free-thinkers compared<br />
Gardens, the best not so fine as nature<br />
Honour, temple of, can be entered only through that of Virtue<br />
Horse, described by Homer, Virgil, Oppian, Lucan, and Pope<br />
Janglings, matrimonial<br />
Ladies, all women such<br />
Laughter, the chorus of conversation<br />
Master, how he should behave to his servants<br />
Pedants, their veneration for Greek and Latin condemned<br />
Peruke, a kind of index to the mind<br />
Possession, true, consists in enjoyment<br />
Reproof distinguished from reproach<br />
Sloth more invincible than vice<br />
Terrible Club, account of it<br />
Time not to be squandered<br />
Wisdom opposed to cunning<br />
Women should have learning</p>
<p>Henry Wheatley said that the indexes &#8220;possess that admirable quality of making the consulter wish to read the book itself.&#8221; Leigh Hunt wrote, &#8220;As there is &#8216;a soul of goodness in things evil&#8217; so there is a soul of humor in things dry &#8230; so an Index, like the <em>Tatler&#8217;s</em>, often gives us a taste of the quintessence of his humor.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Five Regiments</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 06:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[From Henry Dudeney: &#8220;The illustration represents a map (considerably simplified for our purpose) of a certain district on the Continent. The circles are towns and the lines roads. During the war five regiments marched to new positions on the same night. The body stationed at the upper A marched to the lower A, that at the upper B to the lower B, that at the upper C to the lower C, that at the upper D to the lower D, and the regiment at the left-hand E marched to the right-hand E. Yet no regiment ever saw anything of any...]]></description>
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<p>From Henry Dudeney:</p>
<p>&#8220;The illustration represents a map (considerably simplified for our purpose) of a certain district on the Continent. The circles are towns and the lines roads. During the war five regiments marched to new positions on the same night. The body stationed at the upper A marched to the lower A, that at the upper B to the lower B, that at the upper C to the lower C, that at the upper D to the lower D, and the regiment at the left-hand E marched to the right-hand E. Yet no regiment ever saw anything of any other regiment. Can you mark out the route taken by each so that no two regiments ever go along the same road anywhere?&#8221;</p>

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<p>&#8220;In the illustration, in which the roads not used are omitted for the sake of clearness, the routes of the five regiments are shown. No two regiments ever go along the same road.&#8221;</p>
<p>From <a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/Modern_Puzzles_and_how_to_Solve_Them/FS8PAAAAQAAJ?hl=en&#038;gbpv=1&#038;pg=PA65&#038;printsec=frontcover"><em>Modern Puzzles and How to Solve Them</em></a>, 1926.</p>
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		<title>Interloper</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/07/06/interloper-3/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 18:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A pleasing detail from Built for Speed, University of Idaho zoologist John A. Byers&#8217; 2003 account of a year studying pronghorn antelope in western Montana: &#8220;It can be really bizarre if, when I&#8217;ve been alone for several hours, I spot a human standing or walking in the distance. For an instant, my reaction is, &#8216;What the hell is that?&#8217; A large mammal that walks on its hind legs seems very strange.&#8221;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A pleasing detail from <a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/Built_for_Speed/5gwXYDuCWqQC?hl=en&#038;gbpv=1&#038;pg=PA184&#038;printsec=frontcover"><em>Built for Speed</em></a>, University of Idaho zoologist John A. Byers&#8217; 2003 account of a year studying pronghorn antelope in western Montana:</p>
<p>&#8220;It can be really bizarre if, when I&#8217;ve been alone for several hours, I spot a human standing or walking in the distance. For an instant, my reaction is, &#8216;What the hell is that?&#8217; A large mammal that walks on its hind legs seems very strange.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Post Holes</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/07/06/post-holes/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 06:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[According to the International Mail Manual, it&#8217;s prohibited to send: clocks to Algeria fur to Australia flypaper to Botswana playing cards to Brazil bicycles to China leeches to Cyprus absinthe to Germany gardenias to Guatemala bees to Iceland fashion newspapers to Iran fireworks to Ireland sand to Israel nutmeg to Italy hoverboards to Japan deer antlers to Kazakhstan tea to Libya cinnamon to Nepal keys to New Zealand pastries to Panama vitamins to Peru aspirin to Tunisia eggs to Turkmenistan honey to Zimbabwe It&#8217;s illegal to send &#8220;daggers, sword-canes, brass knuckles, blackjacks, and other secret weapons&#8221; to Cote d&#8217;Ivoire.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the <a href="https://pe.usps.com/text/imm/welcome.htm">International Mail Manual</a>, it&#8217;s prohibited to send:</p>
<p>clocks to Algeria<br />
fur to Australia<br />
flypaper to Botswana<br />
playing cards to Brazil<br />
bicycles to China<br />
leeches to Cyprus<br />
absinthe to Germany<br />
gardenias to Guatemala<br />
bees to Iceland<br />
fashion newspapers to Iran<br />
fireworks to Ireland<br />
sand to Israel<br />
nutmeg to Italy<br />
hoverboards to Japan<br />
deer antlers to Kazakhstan<br />
tea to Libya<br />
cinnamon to Nepal<br />
keys to New Zealand<br />
pastries to Panama<br />
vitamins to Peru<br />
aspirin to Tunisia<br />
eggs to Turkmenistan<br />
honey to Zimbabwe</p>
<p>It&#8217;s illegal to send &#8220;daggers, sword-canes, brass knuckles, blackjacks, and other secret weapons&#8221; to Cote d&#8217;Ivoire.</p>
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		<title>Living Memory</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 19:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[An item for Independence Day: In 1937 the New York Times reported that the last living son of a Revolutionary War soldier was still in good health and living in North Calais, Vermont. William Constant Wheeler, then 89, was the son of Comfort Wheeler, who had been 81 when William was born. Comfort had enlisted in the Continental Army as a teenager. According to the Boston Post, &#8220;Wheeler recollected many things he had been told by his father regarding the war of &#8217;75. Many times Constant said his father spoke of meeting George Washington and he admired General Putnam, whose...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An item for Independence Day: In 1937 the <em>New York Times</em> <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1937/06/13/archives/only-son-of-76-alive-claimed-by-vermont-w-c-wheeler-whose-father.html?searchResultPosition=1">reported</a> that the last living son of a Revolutionary War soldier was still in good health and living in North Calais, Vermont. William Constant Wheeler, then 89, was the son of Comfort Wheeler, who had been 81 when William was born.</p>
<p>Comfort had enlisted in the Continental Army as a teenager. According to the <em>Boston Post</em>, &#8220;Wheeler recollected many things he had been told by his father regarding the war of &#8217;75. Many times Constant said his father spoke of meeting George Washington and he admired General Putnam, whose bluff, hearty way he often mentioned.&#8221;</p>
<p>William was himself a veteran of the Civil War. According to <a href="https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/115057294/william-constant-wheeler">FindAGrave</a>, he died in 1941 at age 93.</p>
<p>(Thanks, Bevan. <a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/2015/09/15/looking-back/)">Here&#8217;s a photo</a> [!] of a man who crossed the Delaware with Washington.)</p>
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		<title>Offensive Escargot</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[In the illuminated manuscripts of the 13th and 14th centuries, the margins are often decorated with images of armed knights fighting snails. &#8220;This has created a good deal of puzzlement amongst art historians and book historians, wondering just what do they mean?&#8221; University of York scholar Kenneth Clarke told the BBC. &#8220;The basic idea is the overturning of existing or expected hierarchies,&#8221; suggested University of Chicago art historian Marian Bleeke. &#8220;It is supposed to be surprising and even funny &#8212; I think we get that implicitly today,&#8221; she says. Art historian Lilian Randall found 70 examples in 29 books, most...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/2026-07-04-offensive-escargot.jpg" alt="https://www.bl.uk/stories/blogs/posts/knight-v-snail" width="1000" height="456" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-73654" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/2026-07-04-offensive-escargot.jpg 1000w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/2026-07-04-offensive-escargot-600x274.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/2026-07-04-offensive-escargot-300x137.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px" /></p>
<p>In the illuminated manuscripts of the 13th and 14th centuries, the margins are often decorated with images of armed knights fighting snails. &#8220;This has created a good deal of puzzlement amongst art historians and book historians, wondering just what do they mean?&#8221; University of York scholar Kenneth Clarke <a href="https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20231221-the-mystery-of-the-medieval-fighting-snails">told the BBC</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;The basic idea is the overturning of existing or expected hierarchies,&#8221; suggested University of Chicago art historian Marian Bleeke. &#8220;It is supposed to be surprising and even funny &#8212; I think we get that implicitly today,&#8221; she says. Art historian Lilian Randall found 70 examples in 29 books, most printed between 1290 and 1310, commonly in France.</p>
<p>Perhaps the fight represents a struggle between classes, or illustrates cowardice. Possibly it&#8217;s political comment whose meaning has been lost. It may even represent the Resurrection. The meaning is still a matter of debate.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.bl.uk/stories/blogs/posts/knight-v-snail">The British Library has a gallery.</a></p>
<p>(Thanks, Carsten.)</p>
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		<title>Sob Story</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In 1886, on republishing Henry Mackenzie&#8217;s 1775 novel The Man of Feeling, University College London English professor Henry Morley underscored the book&#8217;s sentimentality by adding an &#8220;Index to Tears&#8221; that records every instance in which a character weeps &#8212; 46 occasions in less than 200 pages: Hand bathed with tears 27 I could only weep 48 Tears, wrung from the heart 51 Tear stood in eye 65 Dropped one tear, no more 67 Tears, press-gang could scarce keep from 69 Big drops wetted gray beard 70 Moistened eye 72 Girl wept, brother sobbed 74 Tears gushed afresh 75 Tears flowing...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1886, on republishing Henry Mackenzie&#8217;s 1775 novel <em>The Man of Feeling</em>, University College London English professor Henry Morley underscored the book&#8217;s sentimentality by adding an <a href="https://archive.org/details/manoffeeling0000mack_u5h1/page/110/mode/2up">&#8220;Index to Tears&#8221;</a> that records every instance in which a character weeps &#8212; 46 occasions in less than 200 pages:</p>
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Hand bathed with tears                     27
I could only weep                          48
Tears, wrung from the heart                51
Tear stood in eye                          65
Dropped one tear, no more                  67
Tears, press-gang could scarce keep from   69
Big drops wetted gray beard                70
Moistened eye                              72
Girl wept, brother sobbed                  74
Tears gushed afresh                        75
Tears flowing without control              96
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<p>And so on. At the top he notes, &#8220;Choking, &#038;c, not counted.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Fences</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 17:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Can you join the dots in this grid to form a continuous loop that never crosses or touches itself? Only horizontal and vertical lines between dots are allowed. Some of the connections have already been made, as a start.]]></description>
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<p>Can you join the dots in this grid to form a continuous loop that never crosses or touches itself? Only horizontal and vertical lines between dots are allowed. Some of the connections have already been made, as a start.</p>

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<p>From the <a href="https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Puzzles/Stripe">WikiBooks puzzles collection</a>.</p>
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