Funny Sms

aik aadmi ne farishte

2009-06-07T22:47:00.000-07:00

aik aadmi ne farishte se pocha ke aap log jhhot kaise ginte hain tu farishta isse aik kamre main le gaya aur garhian(clocks) dekhain. AAdmi ne pocha ye kya hai, tu is ne kaha jab koi insaan jhoot bolta hai to clock ki aik sui aage ho jati hai. Phir farishte nai isse Liaqat ali khan ki clock dekhai aur kaha dekho ye sirf do(2) dafa aage gai. AAdmi ne is ko Zardari ki ghari dekhne ke liye kaha to wo bola, wo hum ne upne kamre main padester fan ki jaga laga rakhi reh.

Santa and his wife in office

2009-06-07T20:44:00.000-07:00

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Zardari and Coke

2009-06-06T22:47:00.000-07:00

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari and Corruption

2009-06-05T22:46:00.000-07:00

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai

Differentiate wife and mother

2009-06-05T22:29:00.000-07:00

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Zardari ka Farman,

2009-06-04T22:46:00.000-07:00

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

2009-06-03T22:44:00.000-07:00

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

2009-06-03T10:45:00.000-07:00

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Woh Kambakht bola:

2009-06-02T22:24:00.002-07:00

Main uske liye kitni Muhabbat se Prince Biscuit le kar gaya Faraz....

Woh Kambakht bola:
Pyaar Mohabbat se bhi ooper.
Peak Freanz Sooper!
Peak Freanz Sooper!

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

2009-06-02T22:24:00.001-07:00

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

Agar aapko apni Girlfrnd k Past ur Future k baray me jan'na hy to,
Apni grlfrnd ka number mukammal Naam or Patay k sath is Number pr send karain.

03125564323

"Haq Baba, Sach Baba"
Azmaish shart hy
Zarori Note:
"Baba G ka number change karna bohat bari beghairity hy"
Shukriya.

Load Sheding ka torr

2009-06-02T22:22:00.000-07:00

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka torr

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar laen aur Garmi se nijaat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.

Best and Daring Lines

2009-05-30T09:11:00.001-07:00

he Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:

"I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."

Best Shair of Season

2009-05-30T09:10:00.001-07:00

Best Shair of the Season:

Na Din ko Light, Na Raat ko Light.

Wah Wah...

Na Din ko Light, Na Raat ko Light.

Gud Night
Gud Night

Laila ki Shadi main

2009-05-30T09:08:00.000-07:00

Arz kya hai:

Laila ki Shadi main Lafra ho gaya...

Laila ki Shadi main Lafra ho gaya...

Faraz itna Naacha k langra ho gaya...

Master J: "Noor sb

2009-05-18T22:56:00.003-07:00

Master J: "Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy"
Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

Molaana sahab

2009-05-18T22:56:00.001-07:00

Molaana sahab jummay k khutbay mai:
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahy hain.
Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain :

Pathan Daryaa k Kinaray 2

2009-05-18T22:55:00.002-07:00

1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

1 pathan rozana

2009-05-18T22:55:00.001-07:00

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Santa: Doctor

2009-05-18T03:42:00.001-07:00

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

Santa and Banta

2009-05-18T03:41:00.000-07:00

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!!

f I was an artist,

2009-05-15T23:39:00.000-07:00

f I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Can v do romance

2009-05-15T20:25:00.000-07:00

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

MOREE SMS KAROSMS

Salam Doston,

2009-05-15T11:10:00.000-07:00

Salam Doston,

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Wot letters r missin in

2009-05-14T12:17:00.001-07:00

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

You don't know

2009-05-14T12:16:00.000-07:00

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.