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Daily quotes and much more just for free by funny sms zone blog collection.Noreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125656681592479311noreply@blogger.comBlogger196125FunnySmsZonehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7489767404342304151.post-81189573333888289352009-06-07T22:47:00.000-07:002009-06-07T22:47:00.472-07:002009-06-07T22:47:00.472-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TVuP_P0iwaNE4wa3DckGt3fRTnw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TVuP_P0iwaNE4wa3DckGt3fRTnw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TVuP_P0iwaNE4wa3DckGt3fRTnw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TVuP_P0iwaNE4wa3DckGt3fRTnw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center;">aik aadmi ne farishte se pocha ke aap log jhhot kaise ginte hain tu farishta isse aik kamre main le gaya aur garhian(clocks) dekhain. AAdmi ne pocha ye kya hai, tu is ne kaha jab koi insaan jhoot bolta hai to clock ki aik sui aage ho jati hai. Phir farishte nai isse Liaqat ali khan ki clock dekhai aur kaha dekho ye sirf do(2) dafa aage gai. AAdmi ne is ko Zardari ki ghari dekhne ke liye kaha to wo bola, wo hum ne upne kamre main padester fan ki jaga laga rakhi reh.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. Enjoy reading our most recent funny sms collection.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7489767404342304151-8118957333388828935?l=funnysmszone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Noreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125656681592479311noreply@blogger.com0http://funnysmszone.blogspot.com/2009/06/aik-aadmi-ne-farishte.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7489767404342304151.post-41461654998630235142009-06-07T20:44:00.000-07:002009-06-07T20:45:57.886-07:002009-06-07T20:45:57.886-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l0B_6F95qZ-uBOBCmTPyRKVkGRg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l0B_6F95qZ-uBOBCmTPyRKVkGRg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l0B_6F95qZ-uBOBCmTPyRKVkGRg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l0B_6F95qZ-uBOBCmTPyRKVkGRg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="entry"> <p>Santa apni biwi k office gaya<br />to usne dekha k uski biwi<br />boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.</p> <p>Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna<br />jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. 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Enjoy reading our most recent funny sms collection.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7489767404342304151-1981137601341411927?l=funnysmszone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Noreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125656681592479311noreply@blogger.com0http://funnysmszone.blogspot.com/2009/06/zardari-and-coke.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7489767404342304151.post-18667425371421996232009-06-05T22:46:00.000-07:002009-06-05T22:46:01.920-07:002009-06-05T22:46:01.920-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/95gzXtJ8R8pKZ7j53B3xIHnlkJo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/95gzXtJ8R8pKZ7j53B3xIHnlkJo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/95gzXtJ8R8pKZ7j53B3xIHnlkJo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/95gzXtJ8R8pKZ7j53B3xIHnlkJo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><p>Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai<br />Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai </p> <p>Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai<br />Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai </p> Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy<br />Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai<div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. Enjoy reading our most recent funny sms collection.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7489767404342304151-1866742537142199623?l=funnysmszone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Noreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125656681592479311noreply@blogger.com0http://funnysmszone.blogspot.com/2009/06/zardari-and-corruption.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7489767404342304151.post-12975707349990911632009-06-05T22:29:00.000-07:002009-06-05T22:30:47.156-07:002009-06-05T22:30:47.156-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YlBpyk-xHdJyIwrq15xavAWTYVU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YlBpyk-xHdJyIwrq15xavAWTYVU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YlBpyk-xHdJyIwrq15xavAWTYVU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YlBpyk-xHdJyIwrq15xavAWTYVU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="entry"> <p>Teacher: How Do You Differentiate<br />“WIFE” &amp; “MOTHER”</p> <p>SARDAR:<br />Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”<br />&amp;<br />After Marriage<br />We Sleep With Our “WIFE”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. 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O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.<br /> Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. 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Pick EA &amp; u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Free sms and messages, funny sms zone all funny sms at one place. 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