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F-cup cookies

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:28:00 +0000

Bet you all never expected that a cookie that can make your boobs bigger. Even though i said you all, i meant girls :P

So, there's a cookie called f-cup cookies, and its so called effect is to make your boob grow bigger, slim waist,help skin and hair, relieve menstrual cramps, and even reduce breast cancer.

basically, this cookies contain Pueraria mirifica, a rejuvenating adaptogenic herb that contain phytoestogens which is supposedly to prevent cancer, In some countries, phytoestrogenic plants have been used for centuries in the treatment of menstrual and menopausal problems as well as for fertility problems.

This was included with the product, Caution: Do not consume during pregnancy, breastfeeding, menstruation, or if you have been diagnosed with medical conditions of the ovaries, uterus, or breast. May cause loose bowels if taken in excess.

they also come with few flavour or tea, i read from some people who actually tested it said that on the process of eating it, their a-cup grow to c-cup, but after they stopped eating it they shrink back to b-cup, but it still count as improvement=) i heard that if you consume it for a longer period, this won;t happen, not so sure though.

So, any1 of you wish to try it?lol, leave your result here if you really tried it XD

My new blog

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:13:00 +0000

Created a new blog about iphone, planning on doing application review and its news. For those iphone user please go there^^ i-milietee.blogspot.com

Here's something from jack Handy:
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Enjoy^^

The difference between dating,engaged and married

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:22:00 +0000

3 sister went out shopping together and they found a shop selling a set of sexy black stocking and heel, complete with a black mask. the 3 of them decided to buy it and a leather bodice to give their partners a surprise.

The next week, the 3 of them meet up for a drink,Sipping her drink, the dating girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

LV bag with Nuzcom

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:53:00 +0000

Hey guys, or should i say girls...

i saw this on a webbie called Nuzcom, u can win a LV bag there, It is brand new with its original gift receipt number.

the thing is.. you need to earn 100000point on the web though =(, nothing comes free right?

u girls can earn it by posting news, article and like.. bemore active in the site

here's the web : http://www.nuzcom.com

tell me if you girls won ya!!

Happy Easter Day!!^^

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:37:00 +0000

I know its early, but just want to say Happy easter!!^^
here's a easter joke

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is dead.The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

He explain to she what happens. and the blonde says don't worry.
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says.."Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!

In case some of you don't get it, restore life to dead hair,the blonde thought it as hare, so she used it on the hare.

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Truth About Piranha

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:49:00 +0000

I am sure most of you have heard of piranha, and if you don't, piranha is a kind of fish that can rip an animal or maybe even human to bone in seconds. They always stay in group, and most people don't know that, actually they are fearful creatures, forming a shoal for self defence, most piranhas don't eat any meat at all. Of the 500 species, a majority are vegetarian - living mainly on fruit, nuts and seeds which fall into the water.

The part of ripping to the bone was exaggerated, that only happen if it is a group of hungry piranha, and people can actually swim with piranha unless you are bleeding. not sure about the bleeding part though, i assume the blood will attract the fish:P

Although it was exaggerated, piranha was not exactly a safe fish either,care still must be taken^^

The myth of the aggressive piranha seems to have been brought into the western world, at least in part, by U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt, who in 1914 described witnessing a shoal stripping the flesh from a cow in minutes when he visited Brazil. But he was unaware that the show had been set up to entertain tourists and that the captive fish had been kept hungry for days so they would go into a feeding frenzy.

Enery savers

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:35:00 +0000

As with the hype on earthhour recently, i decided to do my part to save electricity too, not only earth, but my wallet too.

Did you know that refrigerators can account for as much as 15 to 20 percent of your home’s electric bill? besides refrigerator, the other three would be aircon, lighting, and computers for those of you who uses it everyday at home.

Here are some easiest and important thing to remember:

set your aircon on 25 C and higher, for every degree raised, u can save at least 20 per year, or if the weather aren't that hot, use fan instead.
Choose energy efficient light bulbs and electric efficient appliances.
Standby eats up electricity too, if its not neccesary, shutdown your computer, the few minutes of start up won't kills
lastly, switch off tv when no people is watching, for those with kids, some of tend to watch tv while using internet and even listening to radio or other thing, i do this too :P, what a great multitasker

Have you done your prevention?

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:16:00 +0000

I think as most of you have known, Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido is rapidly spreading among the web now. Worse, the number of pc infected at least doubled this on this recent months.

The worm works by downloading and installing additional malware from attacker-controlled Web sites, from what i have read, besides stealing your credit card, id information. this virus also turns off the automatic backup service, deletes previous restore points, disables many security services, blocks access to a number of security web sites and opens infected machines to receive additional programs from the malware’s creator.

Precaution:

Making sure to use the latest update of Microsoft, Users who do not have a genuine version of Windows from Microsoft are most at risk since pirated system usually cannot get Microsoft updates and patches.
Using a good security suice and antivirus like Norton and Symantec, do not trust those online scan
Conficker also spread by disk and thumbdrive, turn off your autoplay, here's how : http://www.ehow.com/how_4734209_turn-off-autoplay.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art

If you suspected you are already infected, you can go to:

http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx

download a specialized Conficker removal tool

Truth of life

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:08:00 +0000

I received this, and i really tried it..>.<

5 major truths of life:

It is physically impossible to lick all your teeth with your tongue
That was a lie,anyone who tried that is an idiot
You are smiling because your are an idiot.
You will be forwarding this to your friend or even posting it on your blog because you are an idiot
There's still a stupid little smile on your face.

Did any1 try?lolx

Today's Joke^^

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:27:00 +0000

One of Those Forwarded E-mail Jokes
Wife Vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Apple Cider Vinegar--Believe It Or Not

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:06:00 +0000

Apple cider vinegar or ACV, which i am going to use here for less hassle, has a lot of health benefit uses, unlike other type of vinegar. For You all ladies out there, apple cider vinegar is the right remedy to help your diet, as it helps digestion and weight loss.

As for how it helps weight loss, acv lower the GI of carbohydrate eaten at meal, to amke you feel fuller after meal. It also serves as ph balancer and diabetes controller, and lower cholestrolo as well.

However, safety measures need to be taken, ACV is not suitable for all people, especially if you are allergic to it. Most of this are not yet fully researched, and some are only tested on animals.

The side effect that is known include:

Apple cider vinegar tablets may become lodged in the throat or esophagus and cause serious damage to those tissues.
Excessive doses of apple cider vinegar have been found to cause damage to the stomach, duodenum and liver in animals.
One case report linked excessive apple cider vinegar consumption with low blood potassium levels (hypokalemia) and low bone mineral density. People with osteoporosis, low potassium levels and those taking potassium-lowering medications should use caution.
Discomfort and burning sensation

2nd part of Banana wonders

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:34:00 +0000

U might have say, what there is still more?? yes there is...
i also never knew that banana got so amny benefit
http://greathealthyfood.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-never-imagine-banana-got-so-many.html
U definitely need it to keep a doctor away^^

My condolence to those earthquake victim

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:24:00 +0000

Earthquake comes again.. this time its was on Italy, it killed at least 150 lives and alot of people is still trapped.
The full news can be read here http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_italy_earthquake

I wonder why this thing keep happens, hope those trapped will be rescued real soon.. my condolence to them....

A Banana a day Keep the doctors away=)

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:37:00 +0000

Wow, banana healths benefit is alots, the reason i said it in my title was because When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.
So maybe it's time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

It is especially good for athletes and ladies too
http://greathealthyfood.blogspot.com/2009/03/banana-is-good-for-so-many-ladies.html

FHM 100 sexiest

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:56:00 +0000

Passed by FHM and saw that the voting for 100 sexiest is open,
http://www.fhm.com/girls/100-sexiest

u guys can come and vote for your top 10 girls!!
16++ Only though, comment on who you vote^^
My list include Megan fox, jessica alba, Mary Elizabeth winstead, and also 1 asian(BoA Kwon)

Did You Know? Section

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:30:00 +0000

I decided to create a did you know? section for my bloggie..
the first entry would be about milk, did you know that milk helps to lose weights?or so was assumed by alot of sources.

A study published in Obesity Research suggests that drinking milk while dieting may help you double the amount of weight you lose. The new research also suggests that milk may help you lose the fat and keep the muscle - even if you're not trying to lose weight. also, according to the dairy council, it is reccomended tot ake 3 serving per day.

But for children out there, maybe it is not as effective. From the washington post,The study of more than 12,000 children nationwide found that the more milk they drank, the more weight they gained: Those consuming more than three servings each day were about 35 percent more likely to become overweight than those who drank one or two.

So.. what do you all think? like the idea of drinking milk to help weight loss?

Introduction On Me

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:27:00 +0000

Hello to every1 who came to my blog, i hoe you enjoyed your stay here!!
i knew that right now there aren't much thing as i just started blogging today.

There's alot interesting thing on internet, so i hoped that i can also make my blog interesting, the main reason was of course to earn some $$, i would also appreciate if you guys would leave some comment or suggestion on improving as i am new in this.
^^Enjoy!!

Joke Of The Day

noreply@blogger.com (Michael Lie) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:31:00 +0000

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as they start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her out in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden

again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.