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From My Mouth to Your Blog: Princess Chat

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 06:31:00 +0000

"Yes, I may be a princess, but at least I TRY to take care of my needs
so my subjects don't have to go out of their way to do it."

My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:00:00 +0000

My new phone is like a really bad roommate.
It's all, "Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday.
I took a message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."

How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:00:00 +0000

My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.

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Long Distance Relationships

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:52:00 +0000

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.

Assessing Where You're At in Your Career

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:19:00 +0000

Decision Making - You SHOULD Know What to Do

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 02:19:00 +0000

Rude Awakening #555 - Steve Jobs Has Nothing on Me

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:58:00 +0000

I'm all over hot new technology. Just today, somebody called me an "iDiot."
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Rude Awakening #707 - You're Crazy Boss!

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:15:00 +0000

Rude Awakening #707 - My favorite new hobby is diagnosing all the sociopaths working around me.

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Fousquare - It's Not New to My Pooch

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:00:00 +0000

What I'm Saying on Twitter

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 02:10:00 +0000

Rude Awakenings #501 - And In the End

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Maybe it's all been a dream. Or purgatory. Or a soap opera.

Not sure which, but at 501 posts, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy is finished as a daily blog for right now.

No cliff hanger.

Simply nothing that's all that funny right now to keep it going.

I'd suggest signing up for the email or RSS feed, because it will be back as something in the future...when things are funnier again.

The Best TV Finale Ever...

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I finally watched this the other night.

Sure I may be the last person in the world to watch it,

but it's got me thinking. . .

Rude Awakenings #127,000 - Who Will Run Out of Gas First?

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Just occurred to me that my car and I both have about 127,000 miles on us.

Who Knew There Are Cinammon Vitamins?

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

My doctor suggested these because I'm not getting the daily recommended dose of sticky buns in my diet.

Honest Texting Acronyms - BFO

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Interesting Story - Social Media Strategy Assessment

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Rude Awakening #111 - There's More to Dark Clouds than Darkness

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Every dark cloud has a sliver lining.

Honest Texting Acronyms: LAYAH

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

New honest texting abbreviations: LAYAH - Laughing At You Asshole

FE4HOG - Drop-In Interruptions and Scratchy Tongues Go Together

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:00:00 +0000

One difference about working at home? Very few interruptions in a corporate setting involve a cat cleaning itself in front of the monitor.

Rude Awakening #7734 - There's Some Rolaids at that Oasis

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

My digestive system is growling on key with an Oasis concert on TV. Not sure who should be more concerned about it!

Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 26 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

New Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY - Best Friends Whenever I Need Something From You

Being a Foursquare Mayor Does Come with Responsibilities

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Tue, 25 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Don't you think a mayor on Foursquare should have to attend city council meetings?

Apprehensories - Erin Moran, Where Are You?

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Tchotchkes - Joanie is obviously not the only one who loves them.

Rude Awakening #100 - It's Final Exam Time

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Thu, 20 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I'll have to study since this may be on the final test.

Have You Planted Your Tomatoes Yet?

noreply@blogger.com (FunnyEyeCorpGuy) — Wed, 19 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

My wife pointed out it's the start of planting season. I told her that's great, I'm planting myself on the couch to watch TV.