FUNderCats!

Iz tryin ta tell U sumthin importent.

admin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:28:30 +0000

Hi pich tokkin hurts meh ears. Plz stop. ok? Plz. srsly! R U unnerstandin da meows commin outta meh mouf???

Sumone supersized meh butt

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:57:43 +0000

go get meh skratchin stik, a case of fancy feast an a diet coke!

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[pic] Ya, I tink Iz can Dance!

admin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:16:48 +0000

Dis iz how Iz blow da mind of da laydees. In dis kase, iz lizerd gurl. not so pretty as burdfrien but she haz a gud hart. And TAILZ!!! Wez not gunna talk bout on dis fambly-orianted site, tho. k?

Caturday iz Oppozits Day

admin — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:49:10 +0000

Hoomin ignorin skillz almos az gud az a kitteh.. gud job hoomin!

ok ok ok ok ok ok next we duz da littarboax! LOLz.

Nock. nock. Whooz dere?

admin — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:51:31 +0000

Stoopid hoomin.
Stoopid hoomin hoo?
Stoopid hoomin gonna need sum bandaids if he dont open da door NOAWWWW!!!!

meow.

U tink iz eazy? Try it wifout THUMBZ!!!

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:58:12 +0000

Step 1: Figyur out da Noms Bucket
Step 2: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Thermonuclear Warhead Arming and Launch Codes

Another submission from @jazcat. Thanks!

U noes wut iz SOO very delishus??? BRITE RED DOTS!

admin — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:57:08 +0000

I sumtiems think a red dot taysts liek a toona fish or a cheezburger. I nevar cought 1 but dats wat it iz leik in meh dreemz…..

Alternitave Littarboax Trainin Vidio Vol 1 an 2

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:23:44 +0000

Hai Kittehz. U no wen ur hooman doezn’t clean da littarboax rite?? rite?? bad hooman! But U dunno wat 2 do sumtimez to get bak at dem. Iz rite, huh???

Noaw u haz a salution! Wif meh 2 part sereeze calld “Alternitave Littarboax Trainin Vidio Vol 1 an 2″, Iz teech sum awesome pooptricks fur U. Ur hooman will nevar furget ta cleen da littarboax agaen!! Garinteed or ur moneyz back. Oardar naow an Iz give U a free tungbath. GO DO IT! oktnxbai!

Submitted by @jazcat

Harballz prevenshun invenshun numer 231. Suksess???

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:04:25 +0000

Dis is a gud 1 but iz worryed wen it getz down ta teh nethar regins. Dats all Iz gunna say.

I luvz meh wirleyburdfrien.

admin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:36:48 +0000

We haz a gud relayshunship. He duz da flyin and Iz do da slappin.