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What can be an entry Level examination paper like ?Something consisting of basic terms and terminologies ? Below is aQuestion paper, which is an A-Level paper. Try to answer the questionsasked, and then look below for answers as to how many you got correct.

Alright...
Firstly, How man questions were you able to answer ?
Secondly, Are you sure they are your right answers ?

Try hard, and give your best, answers are somewhere hidden in your brain.
Scratch your brain and try once again , before going to down to see the answers.

Alright, If you canât control, we will provide you with the correct answers. Here you go:

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wanna a responsible man

2009-10-29T07:09:00.001-07:00

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend:
Why?
Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

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wanna a responsible man

2009-10-29T07:02:00.001-07:00

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Success is just like being pregnant.

2009-10-29T04:29:00.001-07:00

Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you,
but nobody knows how many times you were f***ed!

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Women are always women

2009-10-27T21:39:00.001-07:00

A Woman wasout golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went intothe woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said toher, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failedto mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times!" The womansaid, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the mostbeautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize thatthis wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in theworld, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he willhave eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in theworld! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in theworld. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man inthe world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So,KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquiredabout her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

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Quotes by Great Leader of India , Mahatma Gandhi.....!!!!!

2009-10-23T23:20:00.001-07:00

Mahatma Gandhi
The Musings of the Mahatma
Answers for our Times
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
God sometimes does try to the uttermost
those whom he wishes to bless.
When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator.
Happiness is when what you think,
what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children.
I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.
It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honored by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.
In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.

YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND._._._ .MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO !
BE HAPPY,IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA

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MOLOSSIA - The smallest republic in the world

2009-10-23T22:30:00.001-07:00

MOLOSSIA

The smallest republic in the world

The Republic of Molossia is a micronation founded by Kevin Baugh and headquartered near Dayton, Nevada, U.S.A.

It consists of Baugh's house (known as Government House), backyard and front garden, as well as two other properties in Southern California and Pennsylvania. According to author John Ryan, Molossia is "a hobby... that has been pushed... to the nth degree."^[1] Originally established as a childhood project in 1977, Molossia subsequently evolved into a territorial entity in the late 1990s.

Republic of Molossia
Micronation
Flag	Coat of Arms
Motto: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained Anthem: Molossia, Nation in the Desert by Kevin Baugh

Micronations generally have a number of common features:

They often assert that they wish to be widely recognized as sovereign states, but are not so recognized.
They are small; those that claim to control physical territories are mostly of very limited extent. While several micronations claim hundreds or even thousands of members, the vast majority have no more than one or two active participants.
Some issue government instruments such as passports, stamps, and currency, and confer titles and awards; these are rarely recognized outside of their own communities of interest.

It consists of Baugh's house (known as Government House), backyard and front garden, as well as two other properties in Southern California and Pennsylvania

According to author John Ryan, Molossia is "a hobby... that has been pushed... to the nth degree."

The Republic of Molossia is a micronation founded by Kevin Baugh and headquartered near Dayton, Nevada.

Originally established as a childhood project in 1977, Molossia subsequently evolved into a territorial entity in the late 1990s.

The Republic of Molossia claims to be a sovereign, independent nation-state, located in and completely surrounded by the United States, making it an enclave nation. As a result, it has adopted a system of government recognizably similar in structure to that of a sovereign state.

Amusing images of the republic? of Molossia.

And if you do encourage your students to use the Molossia website as an example of a false website, please ask them to be nice about it. Some comments that I have read on student blogs are quite rude, and that is NOT called for. And rest assured, if I read a student's report on the web, and they are rude, or just incorrect, I WILL write them directly to set them straight.

Thank you.

His Excellency President Kevin Baugh
Republic of Molossia

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LOve

2009-10-23T21:40:00.001-07:00

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Awesome SMS jokes

2009-10-15T22:30:00.001-07:00

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A . Ek Bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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Secret Behind Happy Married Life..

2009-10-14T21:21:00.001-07:00

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as mywife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other'sdecisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amountto save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or notetc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whetherAmerica should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction overZimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkarshould retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to anyof these".

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Indians Reached On The Moon

2009-10-14T21:16:00.001-07:00

Indians Reached On The Moon B4 Americans..Heres The Proof

Americans juz Showed The Half Photo Here's The Full Photo From A Trusted Source Working in NASA
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How Technology Change Our World

2009-10-14T21:11:00.001-07:00

Evolution of Technology has greatly affected our lives. It has deep and long lasting impact

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Young Gandhi to Mahatma Gandhi

2009-10-14T06:00:00.001-07:00

Young Gandhi to Mahatma Gandhi
(1869 â 1948)

Gandhi in his childhood

Gandhi in his teens

Mahatma Gandhi â The Father of India (1869-1948)

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Paper Festival in Portugal

2009-10-07T21:07:00.001-07:00

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Top 5 Fastest Cars in the World

2009-10-07T20:58:00.001-07:00

Top 5 Fastest Cars in the World

Here is the definitive list of the top 5 Fastest Cars in theWorld! Truly Amazing pieces of engineering, pushing performance to itslimits! Relish in the power of the SSC Ultimate Aero, Bugatti Veyron,Koenigsegg CCX, Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo & the Mclaren F1!

Rank 1. SSC Ultimate Aero

The SSC Aero is an American-built mid-engine sports car by Shelby Super Cars. Its higher-performance limited production version, the SSC Ultimate Aero TT,is currently the fastest production car in the world, with a fastestrecorded speed of 413 km/h (257 mph).This speed was reportedly achievedduring tests on September 13, 2007 in West Richland, Washington, UnitedStates and verified by Guinness World Records on October 9, 2007.

The Aero and the Shelby Super Cars company arethe brainchildren of Jerod Shelby, who spent over seven years designingthe car. The basic Aero model is no longer produced, while, as of 2008,the Ultimate Aero costs about 620,000 dollars.

Rank 2. Bugatti Veyron

The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is a mid-engine sports carproducedby Volkswagen Group subsidiary Bugatti Automobiles SAS introduced in2005. It is currently the fastest accelerating and deceleratingproduction car in the world. It is currently also the most expensiveproduction car available at a price of 1.1 million Euro. It is able toachieve the second highest top speed for a production car, behind the SSC Ultimate Aero TT .

Powered by a 736-kilowatt (1,001 PS/987 hp) W16 engine,it is able to achieve an average top speed of 408.47 km/h (253.81 mph).Thecar reached full production in September 2005, and is handcrafted in afactory Volkswagen built near the former Bugatti headquarters inChÃ¢teau St Jean in Molsheim (Alsace, France). It is named after Frenchracing driver Pierre Veyron, who won the 24 hours of Le Mansin 1939 while racing for the original Bugatti firm. Two examples of theVeyron are known to have been wrecked since production began.

Rank 3. Koenigsegg CCX

The Koenigsegg CCX is amid-engined roadster from Swedish car manufacturer Koenigsegg. The CCXhas been engineered to comply with the US regulation and market demandsand is an evolutionary design that replaced the Koenigsegg CCR. CCX is an abbreviation for Competition Coupe X; the X commemorating the 10th anniversary, (being the Roman numeral for ten), of the completion and test drive of the first CC vehicle in 1996.

The CCX was first unveiled on February 28, 2006 at the 2006 Geneva Motor Show although its existence was announced earlier.Aderivative known as the CCXR is available, the difference being thatCCXR's engine is tuned to run on biofuel. The different fuel and tuneallows the CCXR to produce 25% more power than the CCX.

Rank 4. Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo

The Saleen S7 is a limited production, hand built high-performance automobile developed jointly by Saleen,Hidden Creek Industries, Phil Frank Design, and Ray Mallock Ltd. withRML taking full credit designing and developing the S7 and producedsolely by Saleen in Irvine, California. It is the first car produced bySaleen not based on an existing design.TheS7 debuted on August 19, 2000 at the Monterey Historic Races. From 2000until 2004, the S7 featured a naturally aspirated V8 engine with550 horsepower. In 2005, the S7 was replaced by the S7 Twin Turbo,which featured a more powerful twin-turbo system that boosted enginepower to 750 horsepower (760 PS/559 kW) and the top speed to anestimated 250 mph (402 km/h).

Rank 5. McLaren F1

The McLaren F1 was formerly thefastest street legal production car in the world, holding this recordfrom 1994 to 2005, the longest period the record has been held by anystreet legal or production car in the history of automobiles. It wasengineered and produced by McLaren Automotive, a subsidiary of theBritish McLaren Group that, among others, owns the McLaren Mercedes Formula One team. Today, it is still the fastest naturally aspirated car in the world.

The McLaren F1 was at the time the fastestproduction car ever built, eclipsing the Jaguar XJ220. A standardversion of the McLaren achieved a top speed of 371 km/h (231 mph) in1994, holding this record for more than 10 years until it was finallyeclipsed in 2005 by the Koenigsegg CCR.

Rank 6. Ferrari Enzo

The Enzo Ferrari is a12-cylinder mid-engine berlinetta named after the company's founder,Enzo Ferrari. It is currently one of the most powerful naturallyaspirated production car in the world. It was built in 2003 usingFormula One technology, such as a carbon-fibre body, F1-style sequential shift transmission,and carbon-ceramic brake discs. Also used are technologies not allowedin F1 such as active aerodynamics and traction control. After adownforce of 775 kg (1709 lb) is reached at 300 km/h (186 mph) the rearwing is actuated by computer to maintain that downforce.

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Beautiful Quotes

2009-10-06T21:43:00.001-07:00

Beautiful Quotes
Enjoy life,
this is not a
rehearsal.
"Learn to accept the
reality of yourself
as someone with
strengths and
weaknesses who
will have some
good days and
some bad days"
"Don't fear pressure,for pressure is what turns rough stones into diamonds"
"Learn to listen.
Opportunity
sometimes knocks
very softly."
"Life would be
infinitely happier
if we could only be born at the age
of eighty and
gradually approach
eighteen."

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2009-09-25T03:55:00.001-07:00

New Document

Send those elegant Dussehra Greetings e-card to wish your near and dear ones a joyous Dussehra.

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