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A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
to take my money into the afterlife with me"

And so he got his wife to promise him that with all her heart, when he
died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.........Well
he died.

He was stretched out in the casket.....his wife was sitting there in
black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony ended
and just before the undertakers were to shut the casket she said "Wait
a minute".

She had a box with her....she walked over and put the box in the
casket and the undertaker closed and locked the casket and they rolled
the casket away.

The wife's girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the wife "Girl I
know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your
husband"

The wife answered...."I'm a Christian and I can't go back on my word.
I promised him I would put all the money in with him"

The girlfriend looks at the wife and says.....'you mean you really did
put all the money inside the casket with him?!"

The wife said "I sure did....I wrote a check......and if he can cash
it.... he can spend it!!"

Moral of the story? NEVER EVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.

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Are you black or white?

2011-11-01T11:12:00.001-07:00

Mr. Black's befitting reply (humorous one - Of course) had me in laughter. Hope all of you will like (and somewhat agree with) it too.

Dear white fella
Couple things you should know
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black.

You white fella
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.
And you have the cheek to call me coloured?

- Anonymous

P.S. Out of the blue comes the question: why in our society (desi [that too only Girls]) being fair-colored is a priviledged situation?

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Mahatma Gandhi the legend pictures from Child hood

2011-09-27T11:29:00.001-07:00

Mahatma [1869-1948] {on the eve of Oct2nd}

Gandhi in his childhood

Gandhi in his teens

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi in South Africa in 1895

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi as Lawyer

Gandhi in Videshi outfit at 19 years of age

Young and handsome Gandhi

Gandhi with his wife Kasturba after returning from South Africa

Gandhi with his collegues in South Africa

Mohandas Gandhi with his friends in South Africa

Gandhi and his wife Kasturba

Gandhi preaching a group of people

Gandhi interacting with his followers sitting in a train

Gandhi in Downing Street, England

Gandhi in Downing Street, London, UK

Gandhi giving speach to his followers

Gandhi on Salt March

Gandhi on Dandi March

Gandhiji lifting the salt

Mahatma Gandhi with a facial expression of peace

Gandhi with his supporters in the train

Gandhiji with two women Manu and Abha

Gandhiji on a walk with Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan

The two women Manu and Abha as his walking sticks

Gandhi-Nehru on a happy mood

Gandhiji and Nehruji on serious discussions for attaining independence to India

Gandhiji addressing the huge gatherings pertaining to Salt Satyagraha

Gandhiji with Jinnah in 1944

Gandhiji popularly known as Bapu with a sweet smile

Gandhiji along with his followers for Salt Satyagraha

A young boy leads Gandhiji for a walk

Gandhiji spinning the wheel

Bapu reading newspaper

Gandhi and Kasturba in their old age

Gandhiji on fast

Bapu’s last walk for his prayer on January 30, 1948

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Never Say Die Attitude

2011-09-22T11:00:00.001-07:00

Never Say Die Attitude....

In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before.
Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built.
Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge.
The project started well, but when it was only a few months underway a tragic accident on the site took the life of John Roebling. Washington was injured and left with a certain amount of brain damage, which resulted in him not being able to walk or talk or even move.
"We told them so."
"Crazy men and their crazy dreams."
"It`s foolish to chase wild visions."
Everyone had a negative comment to make and felt that the project should be scrapped since the Roeblings were the only ones who knew how the bridge could be built. In spite of his handicap, Washington was never discouraged and still had a burning desire to complete the bridge and his mind was still as sharp as ever.
He tried to inspire and pass on his enthusiasm to some of his friends, but they were too daunted by the task. As he lay on his bed in his hospital room, with the sunlight streaming through the windows, a gentle breeze blew the flimsy white curtains apart and he was able to see the sky and the tops of the trees outside for just a moment.

What is life All About-A Short Story

2011-09-22T10:57:00.001-07:00

What is life All About....A Short Story

A Long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he
could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then
the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered.

Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse and rode as
fast as possible to cover as much land area as he could. He kept on
riding
and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible.

When he was hungry,thirsty or tired, he did not stop because he wanted
to cover as much area as possible. Came to a point when he had covered
a substantial area and he was exhausted and was dying. Then he asked
himself, "Why did I pushed myself so hard to cover so much land area?
Now
I am dying and I only need a very small area to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our Life. We push very
hard everyday to make more money, to gain power and recognition. We
neglect our health, time with our family and to appreciate the
surrounding
beauty and the hobbies we love to do.

One day when we look back, we will realize that we don't really need
that much, but then we cannot turn back time for what we have missed.

Life is not about making money, acquiring power or recognition. Life is
definitely not about work! Work is only necessary to keep us living so
as to enjoy the beauty and pleasures of life.

Lessons to Learn from The Story:

Life is a balance of Work and Play, Family and Personal time. You have
to decide how you want to balance your Life. Define your priorities,
realize what you are able to compromise but always let some of your
decisions be based on your instincts.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of Life, the whole aim of
human existence. So, take it easy, do what you want to do and
appreciate
nature. Life is fragile, Life is short. Do not take Life for granted.
Live a balance lifestyle and enjoy Life!

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2011-08-15T12:12:00.001-07:00

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>romantic first line...
>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they
>received.
>
>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
>and so is your head.
>
>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,
> If only you could, hide your face
>
>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not!
>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life
>
>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming
>
>8. My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
>9. I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
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NEVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman nice story

2011-07-28T10:43:00.001-07:00

A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
to take my money into the afterlife with me"

And so he got his wife to promise him that with all her heart, when he
died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.........Well
he died.

He was stretched out in the casket.....his wife was sitting there in
black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony ended
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what is height of

2011-07-28T10:37:00.001-07:00

Q1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.

Q2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering black visiting cards.

Q3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Q6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Q7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Q9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Q10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder