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		<title>Falak pe jitney tarey hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>25 reasons I love my mother</title>
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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE &#34;If you&#8217;re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!&#34; 
My mother taught me RELIGION. &#34;You better pray that will come out of the carpet.&#34; 
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		<title>SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTA</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>But remembar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is like a coin,,Pleasure nd pain are two sides.Only one side is visible at a time..But remembar other side is also waiting for its turn..
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		<title>Your smile is like</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your smile is like UFONE&#8211;&#62; Its all about U.    Your voice is like ZONG&#8211;&#62; Say it all.     Your love is like TELENNOR&#8211;&#62; Expect More.     But our relation is like WARID&#8211;&#62; We Care.
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		<title>Be calm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All i want you is to be courageous   Be calm and    be self equipped with facts and figures    to conquer this exams battle.    I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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		<title>One line Jokes SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When all else fails manipulate the data.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
If we quit voting will they all go away?
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
How come night falls but day breaks?
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 
All stressed out and no one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One line Jokes SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
When money talks, the criminal walks
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
I&#34;m not getting older&#8230;I&#34;m getting bitter.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it&#34;s hand grenades I throw.
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I&#34;m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
I&#34;m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Is it time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wise Word SMS</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FunCollection/~3/KN3-h967Nh4/students-exams-sms.htm</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mohsin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While seeking revenge, dig two graves &#8211; one for yourself.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
When you lose, don&#34;t lose the lesson
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Luck is like lift and hard work is like stair&#8230;    Lift may be fail but stair are sure to take you to the TOP.
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I played to win but never did.    I played to play [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine’s Day SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mohsin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s share the world   A sea is for you, and waves are for me.    The sky is for you, and stars are for me.    The sun is for you, and light is for me.    Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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