I can’t explain why you understand the things I post here. Maybe the brainwashing is starting to diminish or maybe you’ve learned to love the world they’ve created for you. In either case, welcome. Fnord. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-1658676-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @zoomar)http://zoomar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c0a2cc5fdec6f6dfabff05b9b76f582/tumblr_mm8leq3Odn1r280xco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Fun Goth Colouring in Book</p> <p>(I prefer the not fun one)</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/25Z3YWnQ3mg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/25Z3YWnQ3mg/50758715009http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50758715009Sat, 18 May 2013 14:25:36 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50758715009<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f65d1437b0f8f45d7bc4ba8a88f68a7e/tumblr_mlm05dW2x41qe4o3oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re TWICE as handsome since you gained 10 lbs.</p> <p>It’s a crime to be SKINNY</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devilduck.tumblr.com/post/50650955931/its-a-crime-to-be-skinny" target="_blank">devilduck</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/oQTpS0DeduE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/oQTpS0DeduE/50662840383http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50662840383Fri, 17 May 2013 10:44:30 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50662840383<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f50c729f63f28f706ae8119f7ae15b7b/tumblr_mgupdj4OI81qje7ojo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d49c41bd11ffa57526b5ddf0a4f2a045/tumblr_mgupdj4OI81qje7ojo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>“Happy Day” Knee Hi’s</p> <p>The Fonz! “Aaaaaay”</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devilduck.tumblr.com/post/50149548048/fonzie-knee-high-socks-from-1976" target="_blank">devilduck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Fonzie knee high socks. </span></p> <p><span>From 1976.</span></p> </blockquote><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/RE4kXHlQxvE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/RE4kXHlQxvE/50649527061http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50649527061Fri, 17 May 2013 06:05:18 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50649527061<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7b2b31162d6245f71431758bf458392/tumblr_mjhyyhF3y71ropljwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fix fringe to forehead with “SCOTCH” Tape and cut across top of tape. Fringe cuts straight, hair trimming stick to tape - won’t fall in eyes.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantone811.tumblr.com/post/45106942326/i-do-not-recommend-this-for-beards-or-bangs" target="_blank">pantone811</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I do not recommend this for beards or bangs.</p> </blockquote><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/CYYrCjJ4ZJA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/CYYrCjJ4ZJA/50626076044http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50626076044Thu, 16 May 2013 19:56:19 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50626076044<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59493fe81bb82304de33f6b2f2a7024c/tumblr_mjtfw4qWpK1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Banana Juggling Marvels</p> <p><a href="http://andeverythingelsetoo.blogspot.com/2013/03/bananas-how-to-serve-them-part-one.html" target="_blank">via</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/TQ32B_I_DNA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/TQ32B_I_DNA/50545087961http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50545087961Wed, 15 May 2013 18:56:52 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50545087961<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5663b42b696477ccca776fe614ba5f5d/tumblr_mml967RHKO1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Champagne Devil.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/q8Ct4-K7oQY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/q8Ct4-K7oQY/50496500330http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50496500330Wed, 15 May 2013 07:15:10 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50496500330<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69e4206233568d19bdab095228f28cae/tumblr_mmkbp8FcZu1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sexual Degenerates</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/k5ANooTsxXM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/k5ANooTsxXM/50444417832http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50444417832Tue, 14 May 2013 14:17:41 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50444417832<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c0e2ff12bfc35f2f98383fab0cfe6c4/tumblr_mmkbptk2Cd1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Glossodynamometer</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/y1CRO6OZ5Gk" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/y1CRO6OZ5Gk/50419874881http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50419874881Tue, 14 May 2013 07:04:20 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50419874881<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf6afc7d5f63012a0cb02305d967cc39/tumblr_mml93z0FdM1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lo and behold! In front of the Dolly there stood a gigantic owl</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/v3stAgvAjF4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/v3stAgvAjF4/50392006406http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50392006406Mon, 13 May 2013 19:36:06 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50392006406<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cfe6f67f6aac0d4f48fb7849ef977f4/tumblr_mmkbo85ltF1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Degenerate Murderers</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/oIKEVwehVfY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/oIKEVwehVfY/50341801673http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50341801673Mon, 13 May 2013 07:08:20 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50341801673<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94aee637677def67c7e4fe371256dfb0/tumblr_mmkbnlo54z1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Typical Murderers</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/U1QLnXVBBM4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/U1QLnXVBBM4/50339779440http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50339779440Mon, 13 May 2013 06:19:03 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50339779440<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2debefa57e8d1bb7d7c44445c0412bff/tumblr_mml94j9LEl1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Improvised Plate Support</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/qtI26vbI4BI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/qtI26vbI4BI/50319565095http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50319565095Sun, 12 May 2013 21:07:21 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50319565095<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/764bcebe3c0978439720f5d8e0275fcb/tumblr_mmp7ureUav1qzeqqeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bob is Dead by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/minglemediatv/sets/72157632386574995/" target="_blank">Stephen Kramer Glickman</a></p> <p>Just got this modified Big Boy bank at <a href="http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/" target="_blank">Meltdown Comics</a>. </p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/WjrdDo-5C0Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/WjrdDo-5C0Q/50276576457http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50276576457Sun, 12 May 2013 11:40:03 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50276576457<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5204b8f98912464c3e3578221502b00e/tumblr_mml958d8Yl1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Dancing Jack in the Looking-Glass</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/2L91NzIzleE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/2L91NzIzleE/50259058025http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50259058025Sun, 12 May 2013 07:30:45 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50259058025<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d28598f639a3147fa4c4223a7987d61/tumblr_mml92zm7u51qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am Lieutenant Lobster the sentinel of the realms fo the ocean</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/Lvmwl5P3i70" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/Lvmwl5P3i70/50170445104http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50170445104Sat, 11 May 2013 08:22:18 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50170445104<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9050b70af56c1b266930afb7f344738/tumblr_mmkbqeRQKq1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sexual Perverts</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/52EiaZARzZg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/52EiaZARzZg/50104346320http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50104346320Fri, 10 May 2013 12:12:23 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50104346320<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e74cfd5a3a3d5b793f53366cf033524f/tumblr_mml8igziag1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Housekeeper’s Terror.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/mKg7PLTgECc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/mKg7PLTgECc/50091593524http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50091593524Fri, 10 May 2013 08:03:52 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50091593524<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0d09407ea4d51a99eb0c64e021a83b0/tumblr_mmk9vc772H1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Behold, a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Death</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/FgP9Ev59Yj8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/FgP9Ev59Yj8/50061373104http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50061373104Thu, 09 May 2013 19:35:36 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50061373104<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/019febb3111d546e8c9c1fef611855bb/tumblr_mmjfpkLZtF1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who am I?</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/PdAvkP8C508" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/PdAvkP8C508/50016882270http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50016882270Thu, 09 May 2013 08:44:08 -0700knock knockhttp://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/50016882270<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f562c690cd019a7098c7cedc0bee1899/tumblr_mmi8etcFCG1qzeqqeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>She brought a “dictionary of surgery,” and we looked up “arm.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~4/oUGcCYMHZck" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ForbiddenZone/~3/oUGcCYMHZck/49971623969http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/49971623969Wed, 08 May 2013 17:08:53 -0700http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/49971623969