Food Network Humor http://foodnetworkhumor.com Cook with them. Laugh with us. Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:25:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 FoodNetworkHumorhttp://feedburner.google.com The Food Network: Closed Captioned http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/the-food-network-closed-captioned/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/the-food-network-closed-captioned/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:15:35 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4146
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    • ]]>     [Ed. note: Did you ever watch the Food Network closed captioned? We have, and it can be hilarious! The best part? The captions are real - we didn't even have to make them up.]

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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/the-food-network-closed-captioned/feed/ 32     How To Make An Episode Of Barefoot Contessa http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/how-to-make-an-episode-of-barefoot-contessa/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/how-to-make-an-episode-of-barefoot-contessa/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:15:37 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4161
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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/how-to-make-an-episode-of-barefoot-contessa/feed/ 79     Giada Totally Misses The Point http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/giada-totally-misses-the-point/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/giada-totally-misses-the-point/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 05:53:31 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=9063
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    Dear naive Giada, he’s not talking about a Béchamel. Love, FNH.

    AWKWARD!

    (Thanks for the tip, Shaywan1!)

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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/giada-totally-misses-the-point/feed/ 16     Ironic Celebrity Chef Garbage Pail Kids http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/ironic-celebrity-chef-garbage-pail-kids/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/ironic-celebrity-chef-garbage-pail-kids/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:15:16 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4190
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    • ]]>     While sorting through some boxes in my attic this weekend, I stumbled upon my old Garbage Pail Kid collection. I thumbed through the cards for awhile, and couldn’t help but notice the irony – and hilarity – of the puns for a few of today’s top celebrity chefs:


    BOBBY FLAY is Bobby Q. How appropriate. The guy would totally grill himself if he could.

    GUY FIERI is Pink-Eye Guy. Well, I guess that explains the sunglasses.

    RACHAEL RAY is Wranglin’ Rachel. Yes, she’s riding a toilet. I’ve heard her cooking has that effect on people.


    SANDRA LEE is Snotwich Sandra. Sadly enough, I think I saw her making that exact sandwich on this weekend’s episode of Money Saving Meals.

    ANTHONY BOURDAIN is Bony Tony. The guy weighs 84 pounds wet, so it’s like this card was made just for him.

    I’m obviously not a celebrity chef, but here’s my card anyway. I’m ILL JILL. Apparently, I’m regurgitating one of Sandra Lee’s festive tablescapes.

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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/ironic-celebrity-chef-garbage-pail-kids/feed/ 37     Ina Garten’s Turning Into Sandra Lee http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/ina-gartens-turning-into-sandra-lee/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/02/ina-gartens-turning-into-sandra-lee/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:15:00 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=8985
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    • ]]>     On this weekend’s episode of Barefoot Contessa, Ina threw a “barnyard” engagement party for her friend’s son. And look at the menu! Aside from a few slaws and salads that even Stevie Wonder could have put together after a night of binge drinking, everything was picked up at a specialty shop or grocery store. HOW EASY IS THAT!









    Tune into Barefoot Contessa next week, when Ina squeezes some store-bought lemon into some store-bought Evian.

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