Remember those Demons and bad guys in Ramayan/Mahabharat? Guess what they played with in their childhood.

If your child is a hyperactive stuff wrecker you can him this doll to scare him into submission. Or maybe he’s got constipation and needs an easy release..

The ad clearly shows children turning into that thing in the exorcist. So maybe there’s some added benefit…

The Most Annoying laugh ever

If your child grows up to become this guy, then you can sympathize with animals who eat their own young. Serious WTF there, how do his relatives live? I’m sure comedy serials or joke telling must be banned from his neighborhood.

Die Laughing?

Girl can’t stop laughing at a game show. And host can’t decide if she’s happy, or dying of asphyxiation. But funny still…

Hyuk, hyuk hyuk…

Grandpa has the funniest laugh ever. Seriously, this guy is the opposite of the “2. Annoying Laughter Guy”. Next two videos are also related to gramps.

Alien girl laughing over Grandpa

This video is so cool, without the sound off!

Laughter Chain

A laughter chain of people laughing over other people laughing! Features Hyuking grandpa too. Check out the French woman in the end. Tennis players grunt more softly than this.

All the weird laughing messed you up? Here’s a video of a perfectly normal human baby laughing to clear your senses.

And now, for something completely different

The Funniest Joke Ever

————————-

New to this blog?

Then check out Fly, You Fools! - An Indian webcomic about life, and its irritations.

1- The Truth is Hidden

by Shantanu Adhicary
(Click for large size)

2 – First Rant

by Xacarob Pernicious
Click for full comic

3 – Second Rant

by Xacarob Pernicious
Click for full comic

4 – The Vigil Idiot

by Sahil Rizwan
Click to visit Toondoo page

Vote Up!

Cast your vote! If your comic is listed above, then vote repeatedly on your entry. Voting goes on for one week, so you can spam all your mailing lists inviting people to come and vote up your comic.

Here’s the deal: You send in your entry. I shortlist a few and all the readers vote on the best one.

Rules

1. It can be a photo with text, sketch with stick figures, really fine drawing, flash movie, video, anything.
2. Maximum width: 500 pixels
3. No language restrictions. But bad language is usually appreciated here.

Tools

If you’re not into the whole Photoshop/GIMP thing you can use Toondoo (or some other site). Another site Lunapic lets you add 90ish effects to images. If you want something really interesting try Xtranormal, which lets you make movies using 3D characters and text-to-speech. (The site is a little slow though).

Basically, use anything do anything.

Topic

There are no topics. If it’s funny, it’s fine. Not funny, still fine.

Deadlines and Prizes

Let’s say 13th August? That’s one week. 21st August?

Prize: Let me think on this. Previously the prizes have been prints of the comic along with fancy chocolates. See nothing wrong with this. Might change. Let’s see.

How to send?

Mail your comic image or HTML code to contact [at] flyyoufools [dot com]

Don’t forget to spam everyone in facebook share this with your close friends. You can use the share buttons below. Remember: It’s not spam if it’s between friends.

Got featured in Hindustan Times along with XKCD and Jesus and Mo. The article says the owner of XKCD and some other comics is able to make a living through the webcomic. It stays silent on the revenue of Fly You Fools. A good move there…

Additional hilarity: Go to HT’s link for this article here: http://bit.ly/NAWjr and click on “story in audio” link on top right. Hours of fun.

Manmohan Singh stays focused. Upholds Indian culture.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighboring country’s delegates.

So I started a blog! If you have been a regular reader of FyF, then you must have known that a few months back the site was down for about a week as I switched hosts from One.com to Dreamhost. The reason I wanted to do that was so I could start a FyF Blog. And one.com does not deem it fit to allow more than one databases to it’s customers.

(Fire and Brimstone Insert)

Dear owners of One.com: God has a special place for people like you, and there are no fluffy clouds there, no angels playing harps and no virgins for sure. You allowed my site to be down for a week, while I lost precious loose change from Google ads and my search engine rankings dwindled. Oh, there will be much hand wringing and gnashing of teeth when you get your just rewards.

So anyway, I started a blog to go along with Fly You Fools comics. The occasional blog posts in between the comics was starting to get weird. And no one really likes to go through a wall of text when he’s browsing though comics.

The main site will only have comics, the blog will have all the competitions and other mindless ramblings of a whatever.

If you are subscribed to FYF, then you need to subscribe to this blog separately. Do subscribe, or you’ll miss out the cool competitions and shit.

This is only funny if you speak Hindi. 11th April was Hindi day on Twitter, and many people were Tweeting in Hindi. I asked people to translate ROFLMAO in Hindi (Contains Hindi gaalis - Which I think is a good thing BTW)

The best of’s: (Contains Hindi gaalis - Which I think is a good thing BTW)

@hiway ROFLMAO - zameen par lotpot hote hue pichwada khol ke hasna.

@lavinm Zameen pe gulatee marke pichwaade samuh has raha hoon

@siddharthroy farsh pe lot pot hoke gaandu ke bhaanti hans raha hoon

@knayam farsh pe ludhakte huy gaa** hata ke haste huye lot pot.

@Kazarelth Farsh ko lapet-tey hue koolhe ko udate hue hasna.

@rajtilak Haste haste zameen par girgiratein huye peechwada ulat pulat dena.

@dkris Zameen phe roll(Don know the hindi word) karte huve apni G***D bahar aane taq has raha hoon no? Literal translation

@almostinfamous ROFLMAO - ज़मीन पर लुढ़कते हुए गांड फटते हंसना - ज़पलहगपहं - आशा है के आप इस जवाब से संठुष्ठ हैं

@nb42 ज़मीन पर लोटता हुआ, हंसते हुए तशरीफ़ गँवा रहा हूँ!! There.

@mikig2 farsh par lapet maarkar haansi se mera peechada loat poat ho raha hai RT @flyyoufools I dare you to translate ROFLMAO in #Hindi

@Sajesh zameen pe lot pot hote hue main apne gaand se hans raha hoon. :D.

@supersam5 पृष्ठभाग निकल आने तक ज़मीन पर लुढ़कते हुए हँसना #hindi

Teh Internets - A great set on Flickr by goopymart

Share and Enjoy:

]]> http://blog.flyyoufools.com/2009/05/roflmao-in-hindi/feed/ http://blog.flyyoufools.com/2009/04/top-keywords-in-india/ http://blog.flyyoufools.com/2009/04/top-keywords-in-india/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:53:45 +0000 saadakhtar http://blog.flyyoufools.com/?p=266

It’s been nearly an year since I published the last Statistics report for flyyoufools.com and the results for this year are:

• GREAT for the traffic increase,
• HUGE for the increase in the number of subscribers, and
• EXTREMELY HORNY USERS for the keywords searched.

In the last year, the site got ~250,000 pageviews from 166 countries (Top 3 – India, USA, UK). The top sources for traffic were:

1. Stumbleupon (Mainly because of Strange Advertising Slogans)
2. Google (Searches on the keywords mentioned below)
3. Direct Traffic (When people go to flyyoufools.com directly)
4. SavitaBhabhi.com (That’s right, they linked me in their “Press” section!)
5. Remains of the Desi (Another article on S Bhabhi)
6. Gmail, Indianpad, Reddit, Digg come after that. Twitter is at #10.

The strange advertising slogans comic got submitted on Digg and hit the front page, but as usually happens, someone linked directly to the image so all those visits didn’t really register. And anyway the Digg crowd (being the FAIL mongering retard ass rapers they are) did not like it much.

As is obvious Savita Bhabhi remains popular. In case you haven’t heard of SB, it’s an Indian porn-toon site and is Not Safe For Work. Go home and check it, if you have to. There have been protests against it, so obviously the news channels did their bit of khulasaing and very happily showed the images on TV (after semi-blurring the objectionable bits – which is 90% of the site).

Apparantly, the latest SB episode has a Amitabh Bacchhan lookalike, and Karan Johar wants to sue the creators of SB. Wait, what?

But all these insights pale in front of the following raw data! This is a dump of the stuff people searched in Google and landed on the site. Starting from most popular, going down.

I present to you, the depravity of the Indian Youth:

savita bhabi
savita bhabhi
savita
fly you fools   <== Reasonable
savitabhabhi
indian sex comics
www.savita bhabi.com
flyyoufools   <== Reasonable
savita bhabhi comics
savita bhabhi story
savitabhabi
savita bhabhi comic
savita bhabhi sex stories
dying goat from eating apples <== WTF!!
indian bhabhi
indian porn comics
savita bhabi.com
savita bhabhi sex
flyyoufools.com   <== Reasonable
indian bhabi
garam bhabhi <== WTF!
sex with bhabhi
sawita bhabhi
savita bhabhi fly you fools
savitha bhabi
indian comic sex
sex slave comics <== WTF!
savita bhabhi sex comics
savita bhabi comics
savita bhabie
savita bhabhi stories
savita bhabhi sex story
indian news channels
savita babhi
aamsutra
anal comics <== WTF!
savitha bhabhi
uncle sex <== WTF! <== WTF!
indian comics   <== Reasonable
savita bhabhi hindi
savita bhabhi hindi comics
indian webcomics   <== Very Reasonable
bhabi sex
savita bhabi sex
savitha bhabhi sex stories
indian porn comic
indian web comic
indian webcomic
indian adult comics
saad akhtar <== WTF! No wait…  Reasonable
bhabhi sex
the times of bullshit
saveeta bhabi
savita bhabhi .com
sex comics indian
savitha bhabhi pornographic comic -site:feedfury.com
sex with bhabi
funny indian comic
nudism
www.flyyoufools.com <== WTF! Dude! You’re googling the URL??
www.savita bhabi .com
indian sex stories savita bhabhi
indian comic porn
sex with uncle (South Park, Anyone? <= Link to youtube)
mary jane ki ek packet
indian bhabhi sex
indian porn
porn comics
dark knight overrated <== FTW!
fly fools
sex slave comic
horny monkey
pulp fiction
savita bhabhi boobs
funny unanswered questions   <== Reasonable
free indian sex comics
indian advertising slogans   <== Reasonable
indian sex slave
to kill a mockingbird comic strip   <== Reasonable
anal comic   <== In Soviet Russia, Anus Mocks You!
comics like savita bhabhi
famous unanswered questions   <== Reasonable
indian ad slogans   <== Reasonable
funny taglines   <== Reasonable
horny comics
indian bhabhi porn
indian news channel   <== Reasonable
indian nudists
fucking savita bhabhi
india sex comics
indian bhabi sex
indian sex savita
indian sex savita bhabhi
indian taglines
advertising slogans in india
agony uncle
comic savita bhabhi
You’re still actually reading this shit?
india tv funny news
pakistan denial
recession comics
similar to savita bhabhi
aam sex   <== WTF!
advertising taglines
agony sex
bhabhi aur devar   <== WTF
fire exit plan
india tv breaking news
shit art   <== WTF
life questions to think about
sex monkey   <== WTF
anti constipation medicine
food terrorism
reality show host
samsung slogan
fast food is killing us
fly you fools designers must kill   <== WTF
flyyoufools mac pc
fools fly
indian suck
indian toon porn
indian you porn
is fast food killing us
making of rock on movie
monkey sex
philosophers friends on gtalk
small penis comic
suicidal loser
constipation medicine india
define relief
devar bhabhi sex stories   <== WTF
mindless cattle
nudist comics
rock band films

If you’re from India, it’ll show you the ad if that ad is willing to pay the highest bid for that space. It’s a bit more complicated than that. Usually the more vague the keyword, the higher the price.

“India” would be a very expensive keyword, so is “jokes, comedy, sms, ringtones” etc etc. I know because I tried advertising on Google Adsense last year, and quickly stopped once I started loosing Rs 10 or more everytime someone clicked on a FyF ad. And ten Rupees was for obscure keywords like “indian webcomics, webcomics” etc. The popular ones go upto Rs 100 or more.

Rs 10 may not be much for most commercial websites, but for me that’s the price of 2 cigarettes! No way!

First off, a disclaimer: I’m totally in support of all political parties advertising on Google ads. After all it’s publishers like us that benefit, and here’s proof I support both sides

Here’s a few videos about keywords and adsense and stuff. A bit too technical if you ask me, but I couldn’t find a simple video on youtube.

You must have seen the Eat Shoe, Tyrant! comic about the latest fad for the International Protester. I used my own shoe for the image, and shot the process of shooting the shoe.

Here are the two videos: First me shooting the shoe, and second, cleaning the shoe and making the webcomic.. A bit long I agree, and as for the background porn music… well those are the free tracks available on youtube’s audio swap.

I wanted to shoot the shoe with a seamless white background. I used some slightly reflective poster and put a slave flash (on the tripod) to shoot directly at the background. This helps in washing out the background. For lighting the shoe I used an external flash (on the camera) and the base of a lava lamp. The lava lamp bulb has a strong yellow color cast, and gives the shoe a dirty look.

I took a couple of shots, and finalized two. One whole shoe shot, one a close up for the caption. Step 2 below:

(This is a high resolution screen capture and you wont really see anything at this size. Visit this page on youtube, and click on HD on the video player bar there)

After importing the photos in Picasa, I used it to increase the highlights so that the background really washes away. Fixed sharpness etc and cropped the image. Then the exported photos go into photoshop. All these things CAN be done in photoshop, but picasa is a little faster. Rest is just plain old comic making…

Some day I’ll post a real time screen capture of how to convert a photo into a comic. In case you want to know something specific, feel free to add it in the comments.