Fart Fun

It’s a family affair. Fart Toys

Tom — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:20:45 +0000

Every year at our family Christmas party, someone gets a fuckin’ fart toy. I don’t care if you are starving Somalian, you’ll laugh when you get a toy that just farts.

Screw Fabrage Eggs, the Hope Diamond and mosaic bottles of lamp oil, fart toys are the way to go.

When I visit preschools and dress up as Santa, I have the kids pull my finger and then I pull a fart toy out of my bag.

“WTF is this Santa? I wanted a video game!”

Then with the twitch of my nose, I let out another fart and I’m on my way.

Fart toys are family tradition in our family. Do you have flatulent traditions? I know there is an Aunt in your family that let’s them rip.

Happy Holidays

Fun Filled Fart Book

It’s a family affair. Fart Toys

Tom - Founder of Fart Fun.

Covering Up a Fart.

Tom — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:02:31 +0000

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Men usually just let it go, but in my lifetime I know that women fart. They just hide it. Here are some of the ways that women hide the fact that they just let out a poofy-poofy.

courtesy flush - At the time of the loud flush they let it go. The flush drowns out the noise. (This may not be healthy if you are sitting on the can. The water can splash up on your ass.
Slamming the car door - Ah yes, you must time this perfectly. As the door hits the lock, you unlock that ass and fart.
Farting during fireworks - You little stinker. I thought it was the smoke from the fireworks that made it smell.
Shower Farting - This is easy. Nobody is around, the shower is running, and you let it all out.
Turn up the music I love this song - Everybody knows that you hate Vanilla Ice. Just admit that the loud music is covering up your loud ass.
Splashing in the swimming pool - You don’t want anyone to see the bubbles coming from your butt, so you swish the water around while you plan a sneaky stinky
The “two cheek sneak” - You let out a little bit of gas at a time so you can get rid of it.

If you can think of any more way that women hide the fact that they are farting, please leave a comment below.

Piss in the ocean, not in the pool and other TripAdvisor reader thoughts (gadling.com)
Bill Gates is making cows that don’t fart (blogs.msdn.com)

Stinky Farts May Indicate That You Really Have to Poop

Tom — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:37:34 +0000

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Smelly gas may indicate that you have to poop soon. So before you leave the house, make sure you sit on the can and get it all out. I really don’t want to enter an elevator that you just exited. You know you fart in elevators just before the door opens. Then some poor people are traped in your cloud for 36 floors without ventilation.

So the question is…Have you pooped today?

Did You Poop Today? Tote Bag

Elevators Make Monkeys of Us (freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com)
Do You Trust Elevators? Maybe You Shouldn’t [Man Vs Machine] (gizmodo.com)

Farting Bear Lil Stinker

Tom — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:22:26 +0000

It’s the Lil Stinker Farting Bear.
The Lil Stinker Farting Bear
is a 12″ Remote controlled farting bear & it’s definitely a gas! Sit him on the couch and suprise guests from across the room by pushing the remote control. Cheeks light up in embarrassment after the GAStly deed!

What Is A Fart?

Tom — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:43:26 +0000

A fart is a BUNCH of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person’s stomach to their butt. When a person swallows a lot of air or eats foods that the digestive system can’t digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the butt. -Welcome to Fart-Fun.Com. The site dedicated to the funniest of all bodily functions…THE FART

LeBron Fart Video LeBron James Throws a Fart at Teammate

Tom — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:51:08 +0000

LeBron James farts in the face of teammate Anderson Varejao. Watch the replay in slow motion. What kind of fart was this???

Fart Ringtones or Fartones.

Tom — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Fart ringtones have taken over cell phones across the world. But not all fart tone or ring tones were created alike. Here are some popular fart ringtones or fart tones.

Slow Fart

Fart Series - Nasty

Classic Fart Short

Fart Waltz

There are plenty more fart ringtones where these came from.
Check them all out at the Jamster! Homepage

: Fart Ringtones

How To Make Somebody Fart? Yes You Can!

Tom — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:58:21 +0000

There are some foods that cause gas. Some of these foods are:

Vegetables
Beets Broccoli Brussel sprouts Cabbage Carrots Cauliflower Corn Cucumbers Leeks Lettuce Onions Parsley Peppers, sweet

Legumes
Black-eyed peas Bog beans Broad beans Chickpeas Field beans Lentils Lima beans Mung beans Peanuts Peas Pinto beans Red kidney beans Soybeans

Grains/Cereals/Seeds/Nuts
Barley Breakfast cereals Granola Oat bran Oat flour Pistachios Rice bran Rye Sesame flour Sorghum, grain Sunflower flour Wheat bran Whole wheat flour

Others
Bagels Baked beans Bean salads Chili Lentil soup Pasta Peanut butter Soy milk Split-pea soup Stir-fried vegetables Stuffed cabbage Tofu Whole grain breads

Now for sweets. If you want to really make someone fart as a joke, get them a Fart Lollipop.
Ah yes. Give them something sweet to eat and watch them fart away. Get it while it’s hot. It’s only 99 cents and it’s cheaper than a head of cabbage.

Fart Toy Keychain

Tom — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:16:33 +0000

Whoever denied it supplied it! This 6-sound farting key chain is sure to disrupt and disgust while providing a good laugh at the same time. Be the Fart Master. Keep your fart sounds close to you with the Fart Master Key Chain.

You’ll love and laugh with the sounds of some great fart fun. This is a great fart toy that one cannot live without, well not really

The Fart Game

Tom — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:08:03 +0000

Flatulent fun with your CD player! sound-sational game of rip-roaring fun that will challenge even your straight-laced Aunt to keep from cracking up! An instant source of laughter, Fart is the hillarious game where you race to be the first to discard all your cards, while being serenaded by the fast ‘n’ frantic Fart chorus. Every now & then an unrealistically enormous explosion will let rip, forcing you to change direction, pick up penalty cards, or “Pass the Wind” to your opponent.

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